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Originally Posted by Kiri79 What are the most stupid questions that someone has asked you? Ones that makes you scratch your head or ones that make you go wtf? Here are some of mine:
-Do all male animals have a you-know-what?
-Do vegetarian eat animal crackers?
-If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
-How many sheets of paper can one tree make?
-Is it half full or half empty?
-How do they get the ships in those little bottle thingy's?
-Why do they call it buffallo wings if buffallo don't have wings?
-How could Spongebob have an invertabre, but in one episode he breaks his butt, and in another one they showed his skeleton?
And of course there are many more.
(Oh, and if you could answer some of these questions, it would be really helpfull) |
-Do all male animals have a you-know-what? Yes. It's internal on some though.
-Do vegetarian eat animal crackers? Some, yes.
-If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Dead.
-How many sheets of paper can one tree make? Depends on the tree.
-Is it half full or half empty? Drink it. Then it will be empty. (The greecian response to said question.)
-How do they get the ships in those little bottle thingy's? They're built inside peice by peice with long tweezers.
-Why do they call it buffallo wings if buffallo don't have wings? Because they were invented in Buffalo N.Y.
-How could Spongebob have an invertabre, but in one episode he breaks his butt, and in another one they showed his skeleton? Because it's fiction and the people who draw it don't care about facts or they wouldn't have a sponge with arms and legs wearing pants. ie. sponges don't even have butts or anything else you see on the show.
As for questions that make me laugh that would be one of a dozen I get asked by my kids daily... I just can't think of any currently... I'll get back to you on that.