| Nebraska
I live there, and I know its bad, but hear me out. This thread is meant to cheer me up and anyone else who lives somewhere that sucks. If you have anything else to add, please, feel free....
Nebraska has a population of about 1.5 mil. Iowa has a population of about 8 mil. 8 mil people live inside the city limits of Chicago....
When the football stadium fills up, it becomes the 3rd largest city, complete with food services, bathrooms, and an onsite emergency team....
Nebraska has the most cattle per capita. Iowa has the most pig (and apparently corn)...
Nebraska is the only state to have a bridge to no where (apparently they are trying to build one in Alaska). You can take it to cross I-80. Then you can take it back...
The Eastern 2/3 of the state are corn fields. The last third is ground with some rocks...
I went to a town on the map for gas, Sparks, Nebraska. Its about 60 miles north of Valentine Nebraska. It has a population of 3. A bus driver, his wife, and a kid. The only building in it was a post office. It was closed...
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