| I don't watch the television news. I prefer newspapers.
The television news here follows an annoying blueprint.
Story 1: Someone in X county did something really stupid and people died.
Story 2: Someone in Y county did something really stupid and the someone was arrested for the 3rd time.
Story 3: Iraq
Story 4: Somebody in State Government did something really stupid and the taxpayers are going to have to foot the bill
Story 5: UK basketball
Story 6: Weather
Story 7: Somebody did something really stupid but someone else bailed them out in a heartwarming way.
Join us tomorrow- same time, same station.
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