Zippy the Wonder Penguin

After careful consideration.......yeah. The most important person in my life has to be myself. I mean, come on. I rock. Without myself, I would cease to be myself. That would suck. Hardcore.

I also look up to myself daily for my great deeds. For example, if I saw an old lady standing at a cross walk, waiting to cross traffic. Yep, you know it. I would push her out of the way, preferrably in front of a moving vehicle to get across. I mean, come on, who cares? I'm, of course, just kidding. I would only do it if she were really old.

When I look in the mirror every day, I have to smile and say, "DANG! That is one GOOD LOOKING man!" I usually follow this statement up with the flexing of my pecs, just to show myself how manly I am.

God I rule.

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