Haha I still love the old fashioned grandparent quote...
"It's ok to be homosexual with other men dear, just so long as you find a nice young girl to settle down with." 
classic!
I'm not homo/bi-sexual, I don't think I ever will be, but I still wouldn't ever think of it as being a defect or wrong in any form, I have more than a few gay freinds who would throw a hissyfit if they heard me saying such a thing.