| Crackheads!
Okay, so I'm sure that we've all seen a crackhead/drug addict before. I personally put crackheads in to thier own lil' "race" category. I think that when applying for a job, the space that asks what race are you should include crackhead somewhere in there, LOL.
Anyway, I had a crazy run in with a crackhead about an hour ago while I was on break. She walks up to me and starts mumbling to me (she must've been real messed up). I said, "Can I help you?" To which, she simply replies with another question; "Do you smoke crack?" I said, "Naw! HELL NAW!! OMG, are you crazy? Do I look like a fiend?" She said to me--and this is the funny part, "I don't smoke crack either *itches self like a crack-fiend* and I don't drink." (yeah right) "I was just wondering if you could help me out." I was smokin' a cig at the time, so I was beginning to offer one (which I usually don't do in Downtown Minneapolis. One bum sees your generosity, the others try to take advantage.) and she said, all I need is some money. I said, "I'm broke, I gotta go back to work so I can make my own loot." She says, "All I need is twenty dollars!" Pssshhh!!! And you don't smoke crack, huh? I just walked away like, screw this!
I was wondering if any of you has ever had any weird run-ins with crackheads. Where were you? What happened? I could go on and on about my run-ins, LOL. This town's full of 'em!
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