At last-Ch 184 and the last. Enjoy-K&K
DISCLAIMER: OK everybody, it's all yours! First, thank you to Mr. T. for the use of the Angels. Thanks to everyone else who is letting us use their creations. How was that, Yuri? Great! Oh yes it was, Kei! Well, we left you up in the air so let's get to Chapter 184without further preamble:-
Chapter 184
'The Last Wish?' or 'The End Of It All?'
"I have awakened thee, O mighty Shenron, Eternal Dragon of the Cosmos. You must now grant my wish, sire!" yelled Bulma defiantly. Shenron turned aizu the size of small moons on the dimutive slip of a girl.
"Make your wish, my child." he replied in a much gentler tone of voice which only sounded like a strship blasting off!
"I wish that the 'Lovely Angels' duo of AD 2140 had never fired their 'God Gun' and therefore never destroyed 'Project Kronos' on 'Dagobah' back then. That is my wish, noble ryuu." she stated in a loud clear voice.
"Granted. it is done. Farewell." he rumbled. A second blinding azure flash, a humongous explosion and-- POOF!--Shenron was gone-- as were the seven golden Dragon Ball orbs from the table! The entire party was whisked back to the 'Angel 2' where White bid them all adieu.
"For the next solar day you and your flotilla will exist outside the realms of both space and time. Then you will all be yanked back to where you were before all of this began except of course it will have never begun. (He turned to Keisie and Yuyu) You two will find yourselves back on the carpet before Chief Gooley in AD 2140. However, this time it will be for an entirely different reason. Your AD 2250 or is it 2251 counterparts will be- well you folks all know where you were then better than I do so- sayonara to you one and all." he said and poof!- he vanished too!
"By the by- you do know that none of you will remember any of these things which have happened since the first rift opened because--" began Doctor 2.
"The first rift never opened." finished Doctor 4.
"Come along now, Jamie, Zoe. Time to leave. Goodbye to all of you and I thank you for a most strange albeit enjoyable adventure." said the little fellow.
"Leila, K-9. Time we were on our way as well. Sayonara my tomos watashi. I thank you as well. Best of luck to every one of you. Farewell." said the tall grinning gent wearing a six foot long multi-coloured scarf.
Two winking white lights, two pulsating whines and both of the TARDISes were gone- just like that! Keisie and Yuyu were in shock!
"Great! That's just great! Now how in the nine jigokus of Dante do we get back home?" fumed Keisie.
"We're marooned with the Looney and the Jackass!" wailed Yuyu. (You fine folks decide who she was referring to as a Looney and a Jackass!).
"Ask us that same question twenty-four hours from now if you're still here with us." said Marlene quietly.
"The chromos are registering the date as 30 August AD 2251." reported Rally Vincent.
"May I suggest that we all take our leaves of each other now because I do not think we'll ever be seeing each other again if indeed we ever did meet up with one another in the first place." said Legato softly. The Boss all of a sudden had a Helluva headache from all of the 'oro ifs' and 'maybes' and time switcheroos! She swallowed four 'Hydroxylein' tablets and washed them down with a belt of 'Tullamore Dew'.
Tearful farewells now became the order of the day which culminated in a sumptuous feast for dinner. Absent comrades were toasted, promises to get together again real soon were made amongst those who were of the same time eras while all of them were wondering just oro the Hell was really going to happen to all of them on the morrow!
"Oro's the point in drafting a report for the 'G Boys', Kei, if ashita none of this crapola never even happened?" demanded Yuri, her fingers sill poised over her PDO vidpad keys.
Kei emptied her second bottle of 'Dew' and grinned at her like a Cheshire Cat. "I'll be Kami damned if I know the answer to that one, kiddo. Since when do we 'ever' turn in our reports on time anyhow? So the Hell wit it all! Have a snort and a smoke instead!" slurred the fiery redhead Amazon.
"Go easy on that shit, Boss! Unless you want another darned hangover ashita again!" warned Yuri.
"So oro? None of this crap will have ever even happened ashita, right?" chortled Kei, pouring from a third bottle of 'Dew' for herself and Zinfandel white wine for the new Wing Commander. Kei fired up her own cheroot and then lit Yuri's cigarette with the lighter that Annie Hathaway had given her for her birthday.
Slowly the crews of the 'Angel 2' armada drifted off to sleep and awoke- well- where the Sam Hell do ya think they awoke? Wherever and whenever (I see why the Boss gets headaches from this shit!) they each were before that fateful deed that never happened! And oro about our good tomos of the 'Insane Six'?
Well Keisie and Yuyu were awakened at 0900 hours in their cozy flat in 'Damocles Towers' in 'Elenore City' back on 'Shimougou' in AD 2140 once again by the screeching emanating from their bedside vidphones!
"Goddammit to Hell, Yuri! Yo Kei! Get your asses the Fxxx up! You two were 'supposed' to be right here in my office at 0700! That was two shimatta hours ago! Where in the nine Hells of the Inferno of Dante are those reports you were to have turned in last month? I'll give you just fifteen more minutes- until 0915 hours to get yourseleves into HQ and you'd better have 'em ready for me by then- or else!" roared an irate and quite upset (so oro else is new eh?) Andre Francis Xavier Gooley.
"It ain't my fault!" yelled Keisie.
"It sure as the oni ain't my Fxxxing fault!" howled Yuyu, belting on her utility belt over her unmentionables. Keisie was half way out the door in hers!
Later that morning--
"Gomen Chief er sorry we're a tad late with these, And- er I mean Mr. Gooley, sir." said Yuyu sweetly when she and Keisie had tossed some notebook vidpads onto his desk. Neither 'Angel' had the slightest idea where those reports had come from! (Where do you think they came from?) The chromos there now stood at 0945 hours.
"I'll er overlook it 'this' time, 'Angels'. Now-- Your next mission is to knock out a power generator which has gone 'rogue' over at "kronos' on 'Dagobah' and try 'not' to blow up the universe for once, will ya?" pleaded their Chief as he reached for the 'Galusol' bottle--
Well it sure looks like it's 'here we go again!' for those 'Lovely Angels' eh? That takes care of two of the 'Insane Six' leaving the 'Unholy Four'--
Kome and Yuri awakened to the three suns of 'Shimougou' shining into their tidy flat at 'Krillin Estates' in 'Furool City' and hoory! These 'Angels' had the day off! They both went shopping at 'Stacy', a rad boutique located in the 'Evangelion Mall' way across town. Why? Because the Boss and Mar were Kurisumasu er Christmas shopping (it was a few days before Thanksgiving) at their fave mall- the 'Higurashi' downtown and Yuri wanted absolutely no part of a shopping spree with the 'Shimougouan' version of the Terran 'Minnesota Wrecking Crew' domo arigatou! Meanwhile way back at the other end of town at that soon to be infamous mall--
"Kami shimatta ni jigoku! I said halt! Freeze you Kami shimatta son of a bitch!" bellowed a very angry green-aizued kawaii redheaded Amazon! Here we go again hazu!
And so as Tiny Tim would have observed had the little tyke been on 'Shimougou'--
"Kami bless us evryone!"
IS THIS REALLY-- THE END?? Only time will tell!
END of Ch 184 'The Last Wish?' or 'The End Of It All? R/R/S away and Kami bless you all. SYS and SFN. Ja mata and have a super weekend. This is the last chapter after several years of writing and posting. I'll begin a second (albeit quite shorter than this one) ff soon. Toodles-K&K