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House of the Dead, no contest. At least 30 people left within the first 15 minutes of the movie, and the remaining people that actually stayed were laughing like it was going out of style. People were tossing popcorn at the screen (me included), being obnoxious and talking loudly, being complete assholes...and it felt great! For that hour and a half we were all one person, united by this putrid film. It didn't matter what race you were, what sex you were...we all came together to batter this picture into pulp. Good times.

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