Re: Dirty Pair Fanfiction-Chapter 9
Xmas with the DP-Enjoy and thanks-K&K;):
Chapter 9 “The WWF-3WA Style”
DISCLAIMER: Getting old now but domo arigato to Haruka-san Takachiho who owns the Lovely Angels’ Kei and Yuri. We own our own
creations. Arigato to all the kind authors whose creations from TV and anime we are using for this fanfic. In Chapter 8 as we
left our heroes and heroines on the Angel 2, Garner had just agreed to the Kome versus Kei fight IF Anton agreed to be the
referee for the bout. Now--
“I sure as jigoku wouldn’t miss this for all the world!” said Anton, trotting to keep up with everyone else. “Kei seems to be mellowing. She usually just dukes it out with a rival wherever they may happen to be at the time.” observed Don. A sudden thought struck Garner who announced in a loud voice (for him anyway) “Don’t forget folks. After this fracas is over I’ll brief you all on this mission in more minute detail. Then you can all take off for Cybytron.” Marlene Angel tapped him on the shoulder and asked quietly whether or not they’d be back in time for Christmas. “It’ll be next week sir. We have never failed to take the time out on Terra and on Second Earth (Marlene’s space station on “Blue Gender”) to celebrate the holiday sir.” she explained to Garner. “If you want to be back for Christmas you’d better hurry up and get this mission finished.” said Garner dryly. “The sooner you finish, the sooner you’ll be back here, Miss Angel.” Marlene nodded and said “Arigato Chief Garner.” Soon they were all assembled in the gymnasium. Anton Gustav was officiating. Kei and Kome had changed into 3WA sweatshirts, sweatpants, socks and sneakers. Each had a headband around their foreheads. Kome’s was pink; Kei’s was Kelly green in color. Several wrestling mats had been strewn around the floor for the occasion and Chief Gustav and the two tro-con participants were standing on one of them. “OK, if it’s agreeable to both of you, we’ll use WWF rules. Two falls out of three or a submission, right?” questioned Anton. Both girls nodded their heads. “Then shake hands now and come out fighting on my signal.” ordered Anton. Kei and Kome glared at each other but they complied. Then they both backed off several feet in opposite directions. Gustav trotted quickly to the sidelines before saying “Now, let’s see what you’ve got to show us, Enjerus Kawaii (Lovely Angels)! Fight!”
Kei immediately dropped into a tiger stance crouch; both hands webbed like claws. Kome assumed a linebacker’s stance and charged forward, right knee leading for a strike at Kei’s solar plexus. Kei easily sidestepped the attack and grabbed Kome’s collar on her way past. She then tossed her unceremoniously towards the nearest wall. Kome recoiled from the wall feet first and launched herself back at Kei using the wall like a springboard. Kei leaped, spun and pivot kicked Kome in the maxilla. Kome landed heavily on her side, gasping for breath. Before she could recover, Kei had seized her left ankle and covered Kome vertically with her own body. Anton jumped up on the mat -, dropped to a prone position beside the combatants and slapped down his hand next to Kome’s shoulder blade. Ichi-Ni-San (One-Two-Three). First fall to Kei. he announced. “Told you, didn’t I?” said Don, poking Garner in the ribs. “One fall doesn’t mean she’s won. Wait.” replied Garner, rubbing his side. Anton exited the mat and the match resumed at his command.
Kei was already circling her prey, menacingly, hands again webbed for a strike. Kome, back on her feet, was trying to shake the cobwebs out of her head. “Kill that redheaded bitch, partner!” yelled Yuri. This time Kome feigned a rush and when Kei ducked her head for the anticipated attack thrust, Kome dropped and chop blocked directly into Kei’s knees, rocking her. Like lightning, Kome grabbed Kei’s ankles and flipped her. Kei landed hard on her back with a loud thud. Kome leaped forward and brought a knee crashing down across Kei’s tummy. Then she hooked Kei’s right leg and covered her in the traditional wrestling hold for a pin. Anton dropped prone and counted “Ichi”. Kei kicked upwards with her free leg and sent Kome flying through the air. Kei leaped up and caught her opponent in a bear hug, both arms locked around Kome’s waist, biceps straining. Kei then squeezed hard, crushing Kome into the dreaded classic submission hold. Kome tried head-butting Kei a few times. All she did was shake her head and squeeze Kome tighter. “She’s got a granite skull! She must have!” thought Kome incredulously. “Ask her Kami shimatta!” Kei yelled to Anton who had headed for higher ground. “Do you yield Kome?” A severe negative shake of her head and “Nai, no F***ing way in jigoku!” was her answer. Kei applied even more pressure and ribs cracked audibly. “Ask the bitch again, Boss!” screamed Kei through clenched teeth. Kome could feel her ribs cracking. She tried kicking Kei’s shins and another head butt. Kei smiled and tightened her grip. Kome’s face was turning a sickly shade of aoishi. “How about it, Enjeru Kawaii?” asked Anton with a worried look on his face. Finally deciding that discretion was the better part of valor, Kome nodded her head in defeat. “Hai, Kami shimatta ni jigoku! I’ll get this Kami shimatta bastard the next time though!” cried Kome through tears that she was fighting back. “Second and deciding fall to Kei by submission. Kei wins! OK, O’Halloran, release her NOW!” Gustav commanded. Grinning like a Cheshire cat (from ear to ear), Kei opened her arms, closed them again, squeezed once more and whispered to Kome. “Don’t ever cross me again, you bitch or this will seem like playtime compared to oro I’ll do to you next time. Got that, you tow-headed moron?”
Then Kei slammed her down forcefully on to the mat. Anton quickly grabbed Kei’s gloved right hand and raised it high. “The winner- two falls out of three and still champion! Our own Kei O’Halloran!” Kei bowed and acknowledged their applause. “You’ll get her next time partner. Don’t worry.” said Yuri, who had jumped up on to the mat and had an arm around her trainee’s shoulder. “Better luck next time kid!” said Kei, playfully chucking Kome under the chin. Her deep green aizu belied the sentiment and Kome had cause to remember Kei’s parting words on the mat. Wearily, Kome nodded and said “Congratulations. Arigato, Miss O. I needed that lesson.” Yuri consoled her charge and said to her “Let’s get you to sick bay and have Mugghi tape up those ribs. And I’ll give you something for the pain, Honey.” Marlene clapped her partner/boss on the back saying “Congratulations, Kei. You did just great! I did try to warn her but Kome’s stubborn.” Kei stared at Marlene. “You called me Kei not Miss O’Halloran finally!” said Kei. “Gomen, it won’t happen again, Ma’am.” apologized Marlene. “Don’t apologize! I hate formality! Call me Kei from no on and that’s an order, Trainee!” chuckled Kei. “Let’s check on Yuri and Kome. OK Marlene?” asked Kei. Marlene managed a grin. “Yes, Ma’am! I mean, OK, Kei! Let’s go!” replied Marlene. Arm in arm they jogged down the corridor towards sick bay.
Well hazu, three chapters in one night. We are proud of ourselves. Please read and review. Arigato to our reviewers. All comments and suggestions welcome even flames! Chapter 10 up next. “If You Mess With An Angel, You End Up With A Bear” is the title.
Ja Mata for now. Gotta get those answers for Lupin and Bebop posted too. -Keiman and Kei.
Re: Dirty Pair Fanfiction-Chapter 10-Part 1
Chapter 10 "Mess With An Angel/End Up With A Bear-Kome's Rematch"
DISCLAIMER: Domo arigato to everyone who lets us use his or her characters/animes in our ff. A big domo arigato to
Haruka-san Takachiho for Lovely Angels Kei and Yuri. Any new words/phrases will have translations
denoted in ( ) after the item. Hope this is easier than flipping back to Chapter 3 all the time!
You will all remember Kei's victory (YAY!) at the end of Chapter 9. The final entry had Marlene and Kei jogging
arm in arm down the corridor to sick bay to check on poor Kome who was being looked after by Yuri and Mugghi. Then--
By the time LA Team 2 arrived at sick bay, Mugghi and Yuri had already stripped off their patient's sweats and footgear
which left Kome in halter and briefs. Mugghi was busily wrapping tape around her ribs while Yuri was charging an autohypo.
"Oro are you giving her Yuri?" asked Kei. "Axilene 30". replied Yuri without looking up. She pressed the hypo against
Kome's upper arm and depressed it allowing the golden liquid to penetrate the vein. "How is she?" inquired Kei. (Kome was
unconscious). She'll be just fine in a few hours, no thanks to you Kei!" scolded Yuri. "Hey she started it! And I did take it easy on her,
didn't I?" erupted Kei. Incensed, Yuri replied, azure aizu flashing with anger. "When Mr. Gustav told you to release her you
didn't at first, did you? That was not sportsmanlike conduct, Kei!" Kei looked down at Kome. "Hai (Yeah), gomen (sorry)! I did
let my temper get the better of me. I got to be more careful of that from now on. Can I do anything?" Yuri smiled. She will need
some fresh undies and clean jammies if you want to fetch them for her. She should stay in sick bay overnight at least." Kei
guffawed. "Kome never struck me as the type to wear PJs Yuri!" she roared with mirth. "Well Kome is my partner, Kei. Trust me,
she does wear pajamas. Now go and get them for her." said Yuri giggling. "OK, OK, I surrender. I'll get them for you Yuri!"
replied Kei, walking towards the door, her hands raised in mock surrender. "Oh Kei? Do you want to trade?" Kei spun around
swiftly to face her fellow tro-con. "What the jigoku (hell) are you talking about?" she demanded. "Why our trainees silly! I'll
take Marlene and you can have Kome." answered Yuri sweetly. "You've been sniffing the dylithium crystals again haven't you?
You know that CC (central computer at 3WA HQ) would never let us get away with something like that!" Yuri was grinning like a
Cheshire cat - from ear to ear. "Just kidding Kei. If you had Kome you'd blast her inside of a week!" chortled Yuri.
"I would not you airheaded jackass! But if you had Marlene you'd be bored to death in less time than that!" returned Kei.
"You're probably right. I get bored so-o-o easily. But you would blast Kome!" insisted Yuri. "I tell you I would not!" yelled Kei.
"Of course you would. You tried to fry an infant once for pissing on you, didn't you?" teased Yuri. Kei raised her gloved hand in
submission. "Point taken. By the way where is that kid anyway? I lost track of him." Kei said ignoring Yuri's ribbing. "Kid? He's
older than the both of us by a year at least, Kei!" Yuri glanced over at Kei who replied. "Not in this time he ain't Miss 'Know It All'!
In AD 2250 he's only ni (two) so there!" said Kei defiantly. "Are you going to get Kome's things or not? And you'd better bring
fresh socks, her boots and a fresh jumpsuit as well. We'll be lifting off at first light and we'll need her on the bridge for comm relay."
replied Yuri matter of factly. "OK I'm going." said Kei, jogging down the hall. "Be right back. You gonna say 'sayonara' to Garner?"
called Kei over her shoulder. "Tell them that I'll be there in ten minutes, Kei. Arigato." Yuri called after her receding form.
"Roger willco!" said Kei throwing her a mock salute. It took go (five) more minutes for Yuri to check on the progress of Mugghi's
bandaging of Kome's ribcage. The door flashed open and a pile of garments was unceremoniously tossed at her by Kei who was
running at full speed towards the bridge. "Gomen (Sorry) Yuri, gotta go! Mugghi just busted something on the shimatta console!
See ya in ten minutes OK?" Yuri nodded. "Hai (Yeah) Kei, ten minutes." she intoned. Then she bent to retrieve the discarded
clothing from the floor. Locating Kome's fresh underthings and pajamas from the pile, she rolled Kome over on her side and changed
her into them quickly. Then she tucked her in for the night, extinguished the light and left for Garner's going away party. "Going
away? We're going away! He's staying here at HQ so why are we calling it his going away party?" thought Yuri.
When she arrived at the rec room the party was in full swing. Music was blasting over the intercom PA system, Poporo had passed
out on the floor, Garner was issuing last minute instructions to Anton Gustav, her Mugghi and Nammo were making last minute
checks of the weapons systems and since Marlene wasn't present Yuri assumed that she was forward with Kei. "That must be where the Doctor is too." thought Yuri. Leila and Keitarou were sitting on one of the sofas reading the latest 'Blue Seed' mangas. They
both waved to her and she smiled back at them on her way to the bar. Grabbing a drink she carefully stepped over Don and headed
over to greet Garner.
Well sir, I guess that this is where we say 'sayonara' to each other. Wish us luck. See ya soon sir." said Yuri. Garner responded
in kind. "Domo arigato Yuri. How's the patient?" he asked. "She'll be sore for a week or so but no permanent damage. No
broken ribs, just a couple of bruised ones. She's very lucky sir." replied Yuri. "And where's the jigoku fire girl? Haven't seen for a
bit." inquired the TSC (Territorial Sector Chief). She's forward with Marlene and the Doctor sir. Mugghi broke something on the
console and they're fixing it." explained the tro-con. "I see. Well, Anton will brief all of you tonight. You lift off at first light. I
truly hope that you all get back in time for Kurisumasu (Christmas). Take care now. Sayonara Yuri." Garner ended the conversation and headed forward. Entering the bridge Garner thought that he was in a madhouse. Music was blaring, lights were flashing and everyone was talking, screaming and meowing at the same time. "Mugghi, put that down now! Haven't you screwed up enough
stuff? Go away! Marlene, get this baka (stupid) moron out of my face onegai (please)!" pleaded an exasperated Kei. "Here
Mugghi. Good kitty. Come to Marlene. That's a good kitty. Osuwari (Sit) like a good nekko (cat). Good girl." Marlene praised
Mugghi as she sat down. "Nammo gimme a reading on that warp core temperature. OK fine. That checks." said Kei. She began
fiddling with the relay regulator. "Green wire to aoishi (blue) grid and--"Marlene suddenly noticed oro (what) Kei was doing.
"Kei, don't! They're the wrong connections to use you baka (idiot)!" screamed Marlene. "Don't tell me how to jury rig a thruster
unit! And don't call me a baka you harlot!" rejoined Kei. Garner walked over to the hazu (group) just as the console caught fire. "Green wire to yellow grid dummy! Look out! Shimatta (Dam it)!" yelled Marlene, yanking Kei away from the console a split second
before it exploded. "I told you to use my sonic screwdriver." said the Doctor patiently. Garner grabbed a fire extinguisher and soon put out the blaze. "Are you crazy Kei? Be careful! Are you two OK?" asked Garner with a worried look on his face. "Hai fine sir."
answered both tro-cons together. Opening a panel below the console the Doctor used his sonic screwdriver to make a minute
adjustment. "There that should do it. OK Miss Angel onegai try your left thruster." he said. "Here goes nothing." Marlene flipped
some toggles and a high pitched whine resonated throughout the room then softened to a dull purr. Checking a few gauges she told him "Hai Doctor. That's great. Arigato, tomo (friend) mine." The Doctor assisted Kei to her feet. "Everyone always confuses the
overlay relay system with the rocket guidance system in these old antiques. Are you hurt?" Kei shook off his hand and flared at him.
To be continued
Re: Dirty Pair Fanfiction-Ch 10(cont)
Enjoy the show-K&K;):
XmaswiththeDP Continuation of Chapter 10
"I'm OK for Christ's sake! Get off me will ya! And oro do you mean antiques? I'll have you know that this is a state of the arts Model NCC-1701-F Kirk Series Quad Nacelle Thruster Class A starship!' screamed a fuming Kei. "Gomen Miss O'Halloran. Being from your future I sometimes forget how things were in ancient times like yours. After all I am 770 years old, you know!" retorted the Doctor.
Kei clenched a gloved right fist and shoved it in the time lord's face. "This ain't ancient times! It's AD 2250 boyo and don't forget it!"
Kei brought her fist crashing down on the console causing an alarm klaxon (bell) to ring. "Sounds just like the TARDIS cloister bell.
And to me Miss these are ancient times." said the time lord grinning. Marlene shut that shimatta thing off! It's giving me a headache,"
complained the redheaded tro-con. "Well stop punching it then!" said Marlene, killing the alarm. Kei grinned sheepishly and said.
"Arigato for fixing my ship, Doc. Gomen, no hard feelings tomo?" said Kei sticking out her hand. "None at all Miss." replied the
Doctor shaking her proffered hand. "Just call me Kei onegai." rejoined Kei. "Well everything seems shipshape now so I'll take my leave of you." announced Garner. "Chief Gustav will brief you further tonight. Good luck Kei, Marlene, Doctor and sayonara.
Jigoku! Oro the--?" Garner spun around just as the door crashed open and a very angry strawberry blonde tro-con entered, clad
only in a halter and briefs! Leila and Anton were each clutching one of Kome's arms and were doing their best to restrain her.
"You Kami (God) shimatta baka redheaded freak! Oro makes you think that this fight's over! Just because you got in a few lucky
kicks don't make you the F***ing winner! I demand a rematch now!" yelled Kome, breaking free of her captors and rushing at Kei.
"Shut the F*** up you tow headed mor--" That was all Kei got out before being floored by a hard right cross to the maxilla. "Now
who's the best tro-con in the 3WA, eh? Want some more dumbhead? Get up so I can deck you again!" Kome aimed a savate kick
at Kei's skull!
End of Chapter 10. Chapter 11 "Doctor To The Rescue" coming soon.
Well hazu that's why they call them cliffhangers! We promise that we won't make you wait so long for 11 as we did for 10!
Arigato to our loyal and steadfast fans and reviewers. Onegai read and review. Ja Mata for now--Keiman and Kei.
Re: Dirty Pair Fanfiction-Ch 11(Part 1)
XmaswiththeDP Enjoy and thanks-K&K;):
Chapter 11 “Parting is such sweet sorrow; Sayonara Chief Garner-Doctor to the Rescue”
DISCLAIMER: This is getting SO boring. Hai Kei but we have to do it anyway. A big Domo Arigato to our tomo
Haruka-San Takachiho and all of his other fellow authors who are allowing us to use their creations the way he is
graciously allowing us to use his Lovely Angels’ creations especially Yuri and Kei. Why Kei? Because without their kind
cooperation we could not put out our works for everyone to see and enjoy, that’s why. Now without further ado-
Kei, no more beer! You’re loaded now! Ok we’ll try this again. You will all recall that at the end of Chapter 10 Kome had
kicked the crap out of Kei and left her lying unconscious on the floor of the bridge. Kome then aimed a savate kick at
Kei’s unprotected skull! Now--
That kick never landed. Garner blocked it expertly with his foot (AN- he used to be a tro-con himself way back when you know!),
grabbed Kome and yanked her backwards. He then tossed her into the outstretched arms of Yuri who had just arrived at the bridge. Then
Garner cold-cocked Kome in the jaw causing her to sag in the co-pilot’s arms. “For Kami’s sake Yuri get her the jigoku out of here before
Kei comes around or we’ll have a real Donnybrook on our hands! Why did I ever let those two bakas talk me into allowing that shimatta
fight? Hurry up! Anton (he had just rushed over to help Yuri), Kei’s waking up! Leila, onegai go with them and help out. And if a tro-con
of mine is going to wander around against medical orders, she had better be in uniform!” roared Garner. “Best of luck to you all for
tomorrow’s mission. I’m leaving. Good Heavens! I completely forgot that Andre will be calling me from Dantoonene and I’m going to be
late for it! Ja Mata to you all. I’ll see you when you return! Sayonara!” Garner sprinted for the teleport bays. Poporo chose this moment to
groggily stumble onto the bridge. Noticing Kome’s attire for the first time he beamed. “F*** man she’s got nice boobs! Oro a looker too!”
He promptly passed out on the floor. Anton picked him up and flung him at Leila and Yuri. “Take that with you onegai!” Just drop him off
at his quarters. And Kome?” Kome had started to come to and was moving her head in circles to clear the cobwebs. “Who the F*** hit me?
And where in the nana (seven) jigokus am I anyway? My ribs hurt like the oni (devil)! Ow!” she complained. “Why are you all gawking at me
like that? Oro’s the matt-” Glancing down she suddenly became aware of her state of undress.
“Oh Christ! Gomen (Excuse me)! I’ll be back in a jiffy!” Kome broke free from the grasp of Yuri and Leila; she then dashed off the bridge, through the door and down the corridor. “Osuwaru (Sit) on her if you have to but keep her in sick bay!” ordered Anton to the
tro-con and the Doctor’s svelte companion as he noticed Kei beginning to stir. Anton turned to Doctor 4. “Onegai attend to Kei if you will Doctor.” he requested. “Wait’ll I get a hold of that pink-headed fruitcake! I’ll kill the bitch this time! Let me up Kami shimatta!” The Doctor
pinned Kei’s shoulders gently but firmly to the floor. Amazed at his strength, Kei relaxed and then tried to push up. But his restraint held!
She sank back down dejectedly. “You should have your mouths washed out with soap, the pair of you! Such language for young ladies to be using! And in front of Leila! Now osuwaru there and be quiet, Kei!” he scolded. “I’ll be good Doc! I promise! Onegai let me up!” she
pleaded. The Doctor released his grip and pulled Kei to her feet. “Gomen (Sorry)! She’s got a wicked right cross and her speed! I didn’t even
see it coming. I’m impressed! And hazu (gang) I probably deserved it! That was a low blow that I gave her at the end of that last match but
Hey! I’m one half of the “Dirty Pair” ain’t I?” remarked Kei, chuckling. “Nai you’re one half of the “Lovely Angels 2” you dope!” Marlene
corrected her with a smug expression on her face. “Who are you calling a dope you Kami shimatta jackass? Kei started forward. Anton
blocked her path.
“E-nough!” he yelled, loud enough to be heard all the way down to the launching docks. “You’re all supposed to be responsible
agents, not spoiled brats! Now grow up and start acting like tro-cons, Kami shimatta ni jigoku! You “Unholy Four” are going to have to
work together so you’d better get used to each other right now!” Anton Gustav was furious and had started to turn purple with rage.
“So now we’re the “Unholy Four” are we? Well I guess that’s better than that other name or Garner’s “Those Two” but only just.”
said Yuri very quietly. She turned to Anton and spoke. “Leave it to me sir. I’ll get everything straight with us all. OK?” Yuri gazed
steadily at the Chief but her deep azure aizu were flashing. “Fine Yuri! They’re your charges now! Get to work! And the “Unholy Four” was
Donald Poporo’s idea, not mine! Kami shimatta kids! Crap!” Anton stormed off the bridge angrily. “Briefing in rec room in one hour! Be
there!” he called back over his shoulder. “Fine sir, we’ll be there on time.” Yuri called after him. She then turned around and closed the door firmly behind her. The Doctor took Leila by the arm and escorted her to the door. “If you don’t need us anymore, we’ll be in our quarters,
Yuri.” he said. Yuri waved him back. “This concerns all of us, Doctor. Onegai stay. Both of you. Now--” Yuri spun as the door opened.
Kome came into the room. This time she was fully clothed. She wore a pink jumpsuit, a dark pullover, black headband and black
high top boots. She also had an ion cannon strapped to her right hip. “I owe you all an apology, I suppose.” she said very softly.
Turning to Yuri she said “By any chance, Miss D., did you inject me with Axilene 30 after the matches?” Kome asked. Yuri nodded.
“Hai why? It’s SOP (standard operating procedure) you know.” answered a perplexed Yuri. “Hai so oro if she did Kome?” Kei asked
looking just as puzzled as her co-pilot. “I thought so. I’m allergic to the stuff. It always sends me off the deep end!” explained Kome.
“Gomen if I hurt anyone. It was not intentional. And onegai let me assure you all that I most certainly do NOT parade around in my
underwear in mixed company!” Turning to Kei she said “I apologize, Miss O., for that outburst. It was a fair fight and I lost. I need a LOT
more training before I take on either you or Miss D. again! Am I forgiven?” Kome looked hopefully from face to face. Yuri answered for
all of them. “First, arigato for your honesty and sincerity. Second, I think that I speak for us both when I say that we forgive you.
Third, I KNOW that I speak for us both when I tell you to call us Yuri and Kei. I, for one, am getting sick and tired of the Miss D., Miss
O. responses from you. You make us sound like a couple of doddering old maiden aunts! We’re only two years older than you are after all! To be continued
Re: Dirty Pair Fanfiction-Ch 11(Part 2)
XmaswiththeDP-Ch 11(continued) Enjoy and this one's a cliffhanger-K&K;):
Now Marlene is twenty-three so if ANYONE should be addressed as Miss, it’s-- . Gomen Marlene! Anyway we’re all going to have to work together. We know oro must be done so let’s forget our differences and do it! Are you all with me? Good! And Kome? Fourth, I am your
immediate superior so here are your orders. Return to sick bay. Get undressed. Take a hot bath. Get into your jammies, get into bed and get
some rest! Meet us in the rec room in one hour for that briefing. Understood?” Kome nodded. “Then dismissed.” Kome saluted and left
the bridge. As soon as the door had closed behind her, Anton and Kei roared with laughter. “Jammies? Oh Yuri, you’re a riot! Not saying
that she didn’t deserve it! She is a pain in the a--” Kei chuckled. “That’s enough of that Kei!” interrupted Yuri. “Kei, onegai do me a
little favor, will you? asked Yuri sweetly. “Sure. Oro is it Yuri?” replied Kei. “Shut the jigoku up!” she answered. Yuri next addressed
the rest of the little hazu (group). “We meet at the rec room in an hour. Any questions? (No responses) Then dismissed hazu (gang)!”
Yuri glanced over at Gustav. “Gomen sir. I may have overstepped my authority but--” she began. Anton grinned and replied “No need
to apologize Yuri. Hope it works. But, next time try not to humiliate your subordinate in front of everyone else OK?” Yuri gave a curt nod.
“First time that I ever heard pajamas referred to as jammies though. Too cool man! See you at twenty hundred hours (8 PM) for that
briefing. Get some rest now and that’s an order, Senior tro-con Yuri!” added Chief Gustav suddenly serious. “Dismissed.” Yuri replied
“Hai sir!” and saluted. Then she jogged down the corridor to the quarters that she was sharing with Kome Sawaguchi. The rest of
Anton’s “Merry little band” had already dispersed. Her hand on the activation panel of her room’s portal, Yuri felt a tap on her shoulder.
Well “that’s a wrap” as they say on TV and in the films. Onegai read and review. Arigato to everyone who has reviewed our
little effort at fanfiction. To our anonymous reviewer MikethebigW--Why are Kei and Yuri antagonistic to each other? Didn’t you read
Chapters 3 to 9? OK-In DP Flash’s Mission 1-Act 3 “Frozen Angel” after Kei quits the 3WA she pursues Lady Flair and Waldess to
Gysumeo after learning that is where Chief of Unit 9 Gustav went. When Garner tells Yuri this she jets off to arrest her partner even
though Garner specifically told her not to arrest her! After a frenzied chase and fight in which Waldess escapes and Flair is supposedly
drowned (she leaves her artificial left arm behind on the ship to make her escape), the girls are signaling to Gustav to pick them up from the
ice floe. Yuri jokingly hands Kei back her blaster telling her to hold on to it. Kei takes it and thanks her. Yuri then claps handcuffs on Kei
and places her under arrest. Kei is imprisoned by the 3WA/UG for six long weeks until Garner needs her to protect Yuri in “Sleeping
Angel”. In one of those chapters (3 to 9- not sure which one) Yuri is telling that story to everyone on the ‘Angel’. Kei overhears and
reacts. Kome (who does not know that Kei is the tro-con arrested in the story) laughs about it and ends up challenging Kei to a fight!
Of course all jigoku breaks loose. Anyway Brian good luck on the “Terrible Trio” meeting the “Angels” in your ff. Hope to see it soon!
Next up is Chapter 12 “A very informal briefing-Mission: Foil the Black Ghost” coming up soon.
Posting answers to Q 11 to 20 of Lupin and Bebop this weekend. Ja Mata for now. Keiman and Kei.
Re: Dirty Pair Fanfiction-Ch 3(Part 1)
CHAPTER 3 “Laying Down the Law to the Lovely Angels”
DISCLAIMER: OK we all know the drill here. A huge domo arigato to Haruka-san Takachiho for allowing us to use the Lovely Angels/Dirty Pair/DP Flash characters in our fanfictions as well as the rest of the kind authors whose creations we are using. Of course Kei and I have no ownership to anything whatsoever. OK, Kei sends a big domo arigato to everyone who remembered her birthday and Happy New Year and Kami bless you all! Anyway almost nothing in this ff is ours except for certain created characters/plots of our own making. That aside we have decided it is unfair to those of you who do not know Japanese romaji script to use Japanese words and phrases so we are going to list most of the words/phrases we will be using in the next six chapters. We are also going to list the English words/phrases/abbreviations as well. And we are adding to the original cast members too. Hope this uncomplicates a confusing story! We are still having problems working with Works so bear with us as the spacing may be off a bit. Oh and San as in Haruka-san is a term of respect for a person. Ja Mata means so long or goodbye to family and close tomos like you our special tomos! Enjoy!
JAPANESE WORDS, TERMS AND PHRASES
Hazu Gang, crowd, group or gathering
Domo Very, much, very much, so much
Arigato Thank you, thanks
Gomen I apologize, I’m sorry, sorry, excuse me, pardon me
Hai Yes, yeah, OK
Nai No, nope, not
Oni Devil or malevolent spirit
Shimatta Dam, Dammed, Dammit, I love you-we will be using the expletive form here though
Ni To or Two
Jigoku Hell-we know Naraku means Hell too but Rurouni Kenshin is not yet in the ff
Aoishi Blue as in color
Sake (Sa-kee) Rice liquor or wine-Garner uses the 180 proof stuff
Kami shimatta Ni
Jigoku! God dam it to Hell!
Fxxxx The F dash dash dash word! (Used by Ralphie in A Christmas Story)
ENGLISH WORDS, TERMS, PHRASES AND ABBREVIATIONS
Consultant An agent or troubleshooter for the 3WA and/or United Gallactica
Computer The heart and soul of the 3WA. Has carte blanche in pairing up of agent teams. Also
has final say on most decisions at the 3WA and/or United Gallactica.
3WA Peacekeeping organization under control of United Gallactica.
Gallactica Federation of planets which controls several galaxies and oversees the work of the
3WA. Has given carte blanche to the Central Computer at the 3WA.
“Those two” Garner’s term for the “Lovely Angels” aka the “Dirty Pair”, which name they ABHOR!
“Lovely Angels” Code name for Units 234 (Team 1) and Unit 9 (Team 2) of the 3WA.
“Lovely Angel” The name of their spacecrafts. They each have one of them to use.
Terra The old name for the Earth
Shimougou The name of the planet where the 3WA headquarters is located.
Cybytron The name of the planet of the Transformers. They are machine robots that consist of
three races: Autobots, Decepticons and Minicons. Their leader is Optimus Prime, an
Autobot who is the President and Galvetron, a Decepticon who is the Vice President.
Cyborg A human or other species who has been altered to become partly robotic.
Android A machine robot that is partly human.
Gallifrey The Doctor’s home world. The planet of the Time Lords.
Gunsmoke Home world of Legato Bluesummers.
CC Central computer at the 3WA headquarters
Tro-Con Trouble Consultant of the 3WA
TARDIS Doctor’s Type 40 transport capable of travel through space and time. Terms means:
Time And Relative Dimensions In Space.
USC Unit Section or Sector Chief like Poporo or Gustav
UC Unit commander-another way of saying USC.
TSC Territorial Sector Chief-Charles Augustus Garner for our purposes.
COAG Chief of Aquarian Galaxy-Andre Francis Gooley-Garner’s superior officer.
3WA The organization all the trouble consultants work for. A galactic peacekeeping force
of intergalactic police officers very similar to INTERPOL on Earth but agents are armed.
Just as CC has carte blanche over the tro-cons so do the tro-cons have absolute
authority to enforce the law and carry out their missions. Sometimes this gets out of
hand and trouble ensues. That’s why Kei and Yuri have been suspended so many times
and are known by THAT NAME!! The term means: World Welfare Works Association.
Re: Dirty Pair Fanfiction-Ch 3-Part 2
Sorry about splitting chapters but you guys have a 10K word post limit. Here's Ch 3-Part 2-K&K;):
ADDITIONS TO ORIGINAL CAST
Galvetron Decepticon who is vice president of Cybytron.
Mugghi There are two. One for each LA team. They are genetically enhanced animals that
resemble giant pussycats. Think of Kirara (say Kee-la-la), Sango’s pet on InuYasha.
They are quite capable of piloting the spacecraft and using the onboard computers
and weapons systems. They communicate with the Angels via their earring comlinks
but only the girls can understand them.
Nanmo The Lovely Angels’ computer ‘droid. Each team has one. They can tap into any
computer systems but are NOT capable of piloting the ships. They can also keep in touch with the
Angels via comlink and only the girls can understand them. Think of “R2D2” in “Star Wars”.
The Doctor A time lord from Gallifrey who looks exactly like Tom Baker from Doctor Who.
Leila His companion from Sevateem who looks exactly like Louise Jameson from Doctor Who.
She is tall but not as tall as the Doctor. Her hair is long but not as long as Yuri’s and is
jet-black. Her eyes are deep hazel like Kome’s. She wears a wild woman outfit complete
with knife usually. It is made of leopard skin and is briefer than a TC uniform! No wonder
Keitarou likes traveling with them.
Keitarou Riff Kei and Yuri’s godson encountered by Kei when the girls were 17 years old. They are
now 19 but Keitarou is only 2 years old. Kei rescued the kid from a band of killers (see
DP Flash/Mission 3/Act 1 “Snow White Chaser” for details. A spoiler for a later chapter
if we explain in any more detail now. Gomen!
Beryl Mason A former USC who raised Keitarou and acted like his Grandma to him. Gooley, Garner,
Poporo and Gustav are or were his Uncles and Kei and Yuri are or were his Aunties.
Ella Hathaway USC of Unit 12. Another Auntie and mother of Ann Hathaway.
Ann Hathaway Daughter of Ella and TC partner/supervisor of Keitarou who is or will be a TC also.
She has or will be injured in 2268 and spends most of the ff in hospital but Kei likes to be
thorough so we included her.
CC We know we already included this one earlier but we forgot another one of its
characteristics. CC is quite conceited and loves to argue with everyone at the 3WA HQ
but most especially with USC Poporo because he gets so annoyed with it. Well, without
further ado here is Chapter 3 “Laying Down the Law to the Lovely Angels”:
You will no doubt remember that at the end of the last chapter Marlene Angel had demanded an
explanation from her three superiors NOW. “Well, OK Ms. Angel. The quarry you are being sent
after is called “Black Ghost”. He seeks to dominate a mid-sized world named Cybytron. Because of
your and Miss Sawaguchi’s accomplishments on old Terra, gomen, Earth, the leaders of Cybytron
have requested you two specifically from the 3WA to apprehend this criminal and prevent him from
carrying out his evil scheme. Therefore---” began Garner. “Cut to the chase Commander!” growled
Kei who had been unusually quiet for more than five minutes. “You can’t send both MY trainee and this
airhead’s dolt anywhere together! They aren’t anywhere near to being ready to fly solo yet! And Kami
Shimatta! Nai! Not even CC would dare to send out both of our teams together!” exploded an enraged Kei.
“I won’t do it!” “You’re mean Chief! We can’t work with them! whined Yuri. BAM!! “I’ll teach you to
call ME that you Fxxxing half-witted jackass!” A very pissed off Kome Sawaguchi landed a haymaker right
to a certain redhead’s jaw as their three superiors, Yuri and Marlene watched in amazement. Nobody
got away with belting Kei O’Halloran not even Yuri Donovan could do that and get away with it! “And
besides Miss O’Halloran you’re right. We cannot possibly work with you and that blonde screwball
anyway!” muttered Kome. “Why of all the nerve! Listen up you pink-headed freak! I seem to be the only
one of us shi that has any sense whatsoever!” screamed Marlene smashing a gloved fist down on the
table in front of Kome. “The CC picked us. you and I, Kome, because we were requested by a client. It’s
only natural for CC to also opt to pair us up with our current supervisors Miss O and Miss D. After all in
3WA lore the “Lovely Angels” are legendary having a perfect success record. We both joined the 3WA
to sharpen our skills and learn how to keep the peace, didn’t we? And every TC swears allegiance to UG, the 3WA and their superiors, right? And since CC is part of the 3WA, don’t we owe CC our allegiance as well?
We’re all acting like spoiled brats! Don’t you know that we all have to do things we don’t want to do? That’s just part of growing up. So let’s forget our grudges and do what we’re told to do. OK, hazu?”
Marlene again crashed a gloved fist down on the table in front of Kome. “And the last time I checked,
ladies, I was still your superior so shut your mouths and do your jobs! Understand?” ordered a usually
timid and subdued TSC. “Now, I’m afraid that I have some more unpleasant news for all of you so onegai
behave yourselves. CC has decided that you need supervision on this mission. So USC Poporo and USC
Gustav will accompany you. No arguments! Oh, onegai, Yuri! Stop whining! Lovely Angel 2 is being readied
for your use. Since ten of you are going-O’Halloran, Donovan, Angel, Sawaguchi, Poporo, Gustav along with Mugghis 1 and 2 and Nanmos 1 and 2-it makes sense to use the larger ship. The new sonic disruptor
beam ion cannon is now being installed on it as well. It is to be used with utmost discretion and only in a
real emergency. Got that?” Garner paused and looked at everyone but especially at Yuri and Kei. The latter TC nodded her head and the former complained. “Oh, Commander! You said Kome and me were going to
have first dibs on that! Kei always gets the new toys and we never get anything!” Yuri began to pout.
“For Christ’s sake Yuri, grow up! The sonic cannon is not a toy! And you’re 19 years old so stop acting
like a baby!” yelled Garner, fuming. “Alright Kome and Marlene. Go to the armory and draw whatever supplies and weapons that you think you’ll need for the mission.” Anton Gustav came to his superior’s
rescue. A suddenly humbled Kome and a stunned Marlene saluted him and hastened to comply. As their
two trainers hurried after them a stentorian roar froze them dead in their tracks. “Not so fast you two! Get
back in here!” bellowed Donald Poporo. “Stand to attention! Now Tro-Cons or have you forgotten that you
are supposed to be 3WA trouble consultants, ladies? You’re supposed to set an example for your trainees to follow. So there will be no more arguing, whining, crying, pouting, sulking, questioning of orders or any
insubordination of any kind whatsoever from hereon in. Is that clear?” Both girls looked at their feet and
nodded. “Aren’t you ashamed of yourselves? Just think, on Terra they are getting ready to celebrate the
Birth of Jesus Christ, Christmas. It is a time filled with love, giving, peace and tolerance of one’s fellowman.
Perhaps if you two tried to emulate these things you wouldn’t get into so much hot water. Kei, this morning Marlene went out of her way to be nice to you by including you in her Christmas shopping trip to the mall.
Oro did you do? You practically demolished the place single-handedly. And if you say ‘It’s not my fault!’ I’ll
deck your ass myself!” Yuri grinned and did the shame on you thing with her fingers. “And Yuri!” Poporo
turned to the other walking disaster. “Me sir?” asked Yuri, fluttering her Bambi aoishi aizu at him demurely.
“Hai, you! You took Kome to the “Moon Over Mayhem” club on Battle Moon 5, didn’t you?” inquired
Poporo. “Yes sir, but--” answered Yuri. “Hai, I know: ‘It’s not your fault!’ right? But you forgot to mention to her that it’s the roughest bar in this sector, didn’t you? Nai, you took her there just so you could use her
to get a brawl started. Then she could beat up Ella Hathaway for you, right? Why? Because sine Ella was a
USC you couldn’t hit her yourself without being put on probation or suspension. But you figured that Kome being a newcomer would not know that Ella was a boss and might get away with belting her. So
you dragged Kome over there and sicced her on Ella Hathaway, didn’t you?” demanded Poporo
angrily. “I only wanted Kome to hit her sir. I didn’t intend for Kome to dislocate her shoulder and break
her arm sir.” sobbed Yuri. “If we didn’t need you both on this shimatta mission I’d have you both on
suspension for six months! But you shi will work together. USC Gustav and I will be in charge. You will
carry out all orders without question. Is that clearly understood?” Both tro-cons nodded. “Now go to the
armory and draw the gear you need. After that report to Kei’s ship. You will receive further briefing in flight.
Any questions? Nai? Then dismissed!” A shocked Kei and Yuri saluted him and exited the room.
Chapter 4 “Strange Visitors at the Higurashi Mall” coming soon. Please R & R. Arigato for your interest in
our work. Ja Mata for now! -Keiman and Kei.
Re: Dirty Pair Fanfiction-Ch 5
Here is Ch 5-Enjoy it-K&K:smile:
DISCLAIMER: Anata know the drill. A big Domo arigato to EVERYONE whose work/characters/knowledge we have made use of
in our work. We could not have accomplished this without you.
CHAPTER 5 “Paying a Call on the 3WA”
His identification was unmistakable! From his fiery red hair to his intense aoishi aizu and uncharacteristic pert nose, he was, without a
shadow of a doubt none other than Kei and Yuri’s godson Keitarou Riff! Clad in a grey jumpsuit and with a large blaster strapped to his right hip, he surveyed the area for a short time before spotting Bluesummers. Drawing his weapon he approached him from the rear. He
leaped backwards as a sudden bolt of aoishi flame sizzled past him and shot through the ceiling to the roof. All three travelers immediately
hustled back into the aoishi box. The structure shimmered, a whitish light atop its dome flashed and it vanished from sight.
Then Bluesummers pelted down another flight of stairs to a second catwalk and disappeared from view. Another aoishi flash and a Santa
and sleigh display filled to the brim with gaily wrapped presents toppled over spewing boxes everywhere. The sleigh itself followed,
crashing to the floor below; then all jigoku broke loose in the Higurashi Mall!
“CC, end program. I believe that we have seen enough of that, gentlemen, haven’t we?” asked Garner. “Hai, Chuck. From that it’s pretty clear that one of those three, the last one out, WAS Keitarou! But who the oni were yhose other two freaks with him? They looked as if
they had just escaped from a wild costume party or fancy dress ball! Hey CC, analyze and report.” Don Poporo was sure that there was a
logical explanation for this. There just HAD to be! “Analysis complete. My databanks confirm positive IDs on all three subjects. First
subject. Male. A timelord from Gallifrey known as “The Doctor”. Gallifrey is a planet in the Hong Quadrant. His age is 770 Terra years.
Second subject. Female. Current companion to the Doctor. Her name is Leila. Age:25 Terra years.
Third subject. Male. Keitarou Riff. Son of late Senator Riff and his mistress Sha Li. Born St. Luke’s District of Furool City. Age:20 Terra years. DNA analysis confirms that he is the same infant found by TC Kei O’Halloran in February 2248 on aircraft over the Girol Mountains near Azuli Province. Subject currently under care of Beryl Mason-former Unit Chief of Unit 204 of 3WA. Subject currently resides at Damocles Towers in Elenore City. Subject’s current age:2 Terra years. Subject is godson of TCs Kei O’Halloran and Yuri Donov--” Don
angrily broke off the transmission. “Enough! CC, End transmission!” he ordered.
What a load of crap! It just can’t be! Unless--” Poporo trailed off. “Unless oro Don?” queried Anton. “Unless Keitarou is traveling
through time and oro we saw was a futuristic version of him. But why was he here hunting Bluesummers now?” wondered Poporo aloud.
“Is such a ting even possible? I’m sure that we’d all like to know the answer to those questions, Don.’ answered Garner.
Suddenly Anton Gustav started to laugh. “And just oro is so funny Anton?” inquired Garner.
“Hai, let us in on the joke too tomo. We could all use a good laugh!” commented Don.
“Gomen guys. Well I was just thinking. Oro’s Kei going to say when we tell her that she shimatta nearly fried her godson when she blasted
that hole in the roof this morning? I was just imagining that! Isn’t that a riot?” said Gustav still shaking with mirth.
“Nothing those two EVER do strikes me as even remotely funny.” Garner said dryly.
“Well it is a hoot now you think about it!” snickered Don. Then a sudden thought struck him and he said: “CC, hypothetical query. Is time
travel possible? If so, how could it be achieved?” Don waited. A few minutes passed before a screen materialized in the air before Poporo.
A voice began to speak in a clear tone. “The answer to first query is hai. Using a proper understanding of quantum physics and quantum mechanics it is theoretically possible to travel through time.” stated CC.
“If you will just follow along on the screen in front of you I will explain this formula in more minute detail.” continued CC.
“Arigato CC. That will be all for now.” Don cut off a lengthy explanation before it got started. “Well that proves that it is feasible that
the person that we saw was Keitarou at an older age visiting us from the future.
“ He again asked CC a question. “CC can you track that group of time travelers if they have not yet left our time/space continuum?”
“Of course Don.” stated CC. “Well then do it!” added Poporo angrily. “Supercilious piece of crap! Putting on Ams House airs again. Thinks it’s better than us. Well just who is giving orders to who, smart guy?” yelled Don.
“You mean whom Don, don’t you?” intoned CC patiently. “Whatever! Just do what you’re told you worthless hunk of junk!”
“Sticks and stones Don.” said cc condescendingly. “if you don’t get a move on I’ll--” began an irate Unit Chief.
“Gomen Don. I apologize for my behavior. Tracking now. Group is at coordinates X21 G45 by C2 M11 mark.” advised CC.
“That location seems vaguely familiar somehow.” said Anton. “Hai, domo familiar.” agreed Don.
“They should.” put in Garner. “They’re the locating coordinates for this building.” CC added: “Not only this building, Charles, also this room.”
“ORO?” All three chiefs rose to their feet simultaneously. “look at that guys!” Garner pointed to the far corner of the room where a spectral
light had begun to glow with a whitish iridescence. As they all watched, enthralled an aoishi police box circa mid 20th century Terra,
materialized before their astonished aizu. “Hot shimatta!” swore Don. “Oro the F*** is that Kami shimatta thing?
“And where did it come from?” wondered Anton, an incredulous look on his face.
For once Charles Augustus Garner, Territorial Sector Chief of the 3WA was speechless. He just stared stupidly at the thing, his mouth
agape. Finally he spoke. “Oro in the name of the seven Kamis IS that shimatta thing? And oro is it doing here?”
While they continued to watch, there was a high pitched whine and the box ceased to glow. The doors on the contraption parted and a tall,
smiling man wearing a long purple coat and a waistcoat covered with question marks emerged. Doffing his Trilby he advanced towards the
trio with hand extended.
“Konnichi Wa gentlemen. I am the Doctor.” He grinned and turned to face the next visitor to come out of his machine. “This is my
companion Leila. Leila, say hello to the nice gentlemen, please.” A very tall, dark-haired aoshi-aizued stunning beauty clad in a
leopardskin costume and with a tante or dagger strapped to her left thigh walked over to them. “hello gentlemen.” she said obediently.
“And my last companion you already know I believe.” A tall young man with an unruly mane of red hair and aoishi aizu of the very deepest azure stepped out behind Leila. He wore a grey jumpsuit with a king-sized blaster strapped to his right hip. He carried a matching
space helmet. Grinning broadly, he boldly approached the rest of the hazu and shook hands all around. “Uncle Charlie, Uncle Don, Uncle Anton. How are you? Where are Auntie Yuri and Auntie Kei? How is Grandma Beryl? Will Uncle Andre be joining us later? “
The shocked looks on their three faces told their own tale. They just stared at him dumbfounded.
Next Chapter-Chapter 6 “A Most Unusual Tale is Told” coming soon.
Onegai read and review. All comments are welcome. Domo arigato for your interest in our work. Ja Mata for now--Keiman and Kei.