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    "Nice to see you too, sir. Ja mata and arigato! Kei out." She punched the vidphone's 'off' switch. Then she went down to supply on Level 1. When she finally arrived there, the five TCs were already there and waiting impatiently. "OK, I'll make this fast, guys. A decision has been made to have all of our TCs aboard in official 3WA/UG TC uniforms for this meeting to show our solidarity to our 'visitors'. I want it quite clear who exactly is in command of this starship and this mission! There will be no arguements and absolutely no exceptions! Do I make myself clear on this point?" demanded the feisty green-aizued redhead. No one spoke. Indicating that they should all look through the selections that she had shown them, she beckoned over the girls first. "OK, look around and choose whatever you want. You know that I prefer you to wear boots but shoes will be acceptable also. You have about 45 minutes so take your time." she said.

    Kome pawed though the selections hurriedly and shook her head in confusion. "Where the F are the ones with pants? All I see are miniskirts and hot pants!" she complained loudly. "Official 3WA/UG uniforms for female TCs are either minis or hot pants. Sorry. So just pick out one of them, Kome!" said an exasperated Kei. The two chiefs finally arrived. "Keitarou, you and Uncle Don and Uncle Anton need to be in 3WA uniforms too." said Kei. The three men made their choices and departed. Marlene had selected a sky-aoishi and white outfit with high top dark aoishi boots. Kome grabbed a pink and black outfit with high top black ones. Kei 2 chose green and white with low cut dark green boots while Yuri 2 decided on yellow and grey with high top yellow boots. Yuri 1 was (of course) in her customary red/white/aoishi 'Snow White' number with high white cavalier boots. Keitarou Riff had opted for his godmom's colors. His bodysuit was red and black with low cut black boots. Anton had chosen to wear a dark aoishi bodysuit with low cut grey boots while Don's was magenta and grey with low cut white boots. Kei 1 checked her wristchromo. "OK, everyone out. See you in a half hour in the rec room. Ja mata." she said, leaving the supply room to check the bridge once more. On the command deck she walked off the lift and straight into Goku Son and Vegeeta Brief, the two most powerful and deadly Saiyaans in history!

    "Kei! How nice to see you again. Oro are you doing on Bulma's timeship?" said Goku, grinning. "Who is she, Kakkaron? Does ChiChi know about her yet?" teased the other Saiyaan. Kei of course already knew Goku quite well. She immediately recognized Vegeeta Brief (Bulma's hubby) from Goku's descriptions of him and his many tales of wonder that Goku had told about him! Kei stuck out her gloved hand and shook hands with the amazed Saiyaan. Usually people who met a Saiyaan for the first time were in awe and terror of them but not Kei O'Halloran! "Any tomo of Goku's is a tomo of mine! Put her there pal! Konnichi wa Vegeeta-San. I'm Kei O'Halloran of the 3WA and boss of this madhouse! Gomen me a moment onegai." Kei trilled Yuri. "Yuri, you still working on that list of stuff we need? Well, when you get to food, multiply everything by fifty! The Saiyaans have arrived and are in the house! Oro? Goku Son and Vegeeta Brief. Bulma must be aboard somewhere too! Hai, I'll bring them with me at ten. Gotta check things on the bridge first. F! Oro? Another one? I'd guess she's Bulma Brief. Bye." Kei turned and she was face to face with a short five foot aoishi-aizued bombshell who reached to her chin. Her garb was a dark aoishi bodysuit, white gloves and high top dark aoishi boots. She was carrying a matching flight helmet but no arms of any kind. With the other two along for the ride why would she need them anyway?

    "Hi. Bulma, right? I'm Kei O'Halloran, captain of the 3WA starship, the 'Lovely Angel 2'. I know your tomo Goku and I just met your hubby. You guys are just in time for my briefing where I shall explain all. By the way, Bulma, this ain't your timeship. This is my starship that we are aboard. Come along with me and I'll introduce you to my 'Hell in Space" group. Hai guys, we are sending out for extra food for you!" said Kei. "Where the Hell are we anyway, miss?" asked Bulma. "Call me Kei, onegai. We are currently five parsecs from the planet mars in the Terran solar system. We are enroute to 'Kagura', a planet in the Orion Nebulae, which is where we will be celebrating New Year's AD 2251. Everyone on board is from different times and spaces or places the same as you are, Bulma. They're all stuck here in AD 2250 until a device called the 'Kronos' project has been repaired. Hopefully, that will seal the rift in the space/time continuum and enable everyone to go home! But that is still two weeks away." Kei escorted the trio to the lift after they had visited her bridge and seen that all was A-OK there. "At 1000 hours, ten o'clock this morning I have called a meeting downstairs to sort out this mess. Three more won't make much difference. By the way, oro year are you guys from anyway?" she asked Bulma. "The same one as you Kei. AD 2250." answered Bulma. "Don't go trying any of your Saiyaan strong man stuff, guys! Your powers won't work here on the 'Angel' because Yuri has installed a neutralizing field on board. The bulkhead walls and practically everything else are Kelvinite, a metal a thousand times stronger than steel so don't try punching holes in the walls!" said kei to the two huge Saiyaans. Come on, we're here!" She guided the trio onto the lift and said 'rec room". Whoosh! The lift rocketed downwards in its usual speedy descent. They all disembarked and kei shoved open the door to her rec room/dining hall on Level 2. Entering with her three new arrivals, Kei was at long last able to start "THE MEETING".

    End of Chapter 32 (Part Two)

    To Be Continued in Ch 32- Part Three (First post)

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    Chapter 32 (Part Three)--THE BIG MEETING

    DISCLAIMER: OK Sango, it's all yours! First, thank you to Mr. T. for the use of the Angels. Thanks to everyone else who is letting us use their creations. How was that, Yuri? Great! Oh yes it was, Kei! Well, we left you up in the air so let's get to Chapter 32 (Part Three)--THE BIG MEETING without further preamble:-

    Yuri handed Kei a vidprint of the manifest she had just finished composing showing all the inhabitants aboard the 'Lovely Angel 2' at present. There were 40 individuals (including humans, demons, hanyous and Saiyaans). There were also nine non-persons (including robots, Mugghis which were genetically enhanced catlike lifeforms, a nekko youkai or cat demon, shape shifting nekkos (cats) and a Welsh Corgi dog). A grand total of 44 souls in all. (No pun intended). Also included were the time eras which the present visitors had traveled from to wind up in AD 2250. Yuri next keyed her list into the vidsystem's viewer. A vidscreen lowered itself into position and the list was displayed for all to see. Allowing everyone a few moments for the shock to wear off from seeing exactly how many persons and non-persons were actually on board the ship, Kei picked up the PA mike, keyed it and spoke. "Welcome to all our visitors! Since we will all be together for the next couple of weeks (at least), we thought that you'd like to know just who your fellow guests were and just how many we have aboard the 'Angel'. A copy of this manifest is available for downloading from any computer terminal aboard. The list read thus:-

    Kei O'Halloran aka Kei 1 - Captain/Pilot/CO from AD 2250 (19 years old)(Also Sr. Tro-Con)(3WA/UG)

    Yuri Donovan aka Yuri 1 - Co-Pilot/Exec/First officer from AD 2250 (19 years old)(Also Sr. Tro-Con)(3WA/UG)

    Marlene Angel - Navigator/Asst Pilot/TC Trainee from AD 2250 (25 years old)(3WA/UG)

    Kome Sawaguchi - Communications/Docking officer/TC Trainee from AD 2250 (16 years old)(3WA/UG)

    Donald Poporo - Unit 234 Chief from AD 2250 (3WA/UG)

    Anton Gustav - Unit 9 Chief from AD 2250 (3WA/UG)

    Mugghi 1 - Genetically enhanced catlike being from AD 2250 (3WA/UG)

    Mugghi 2 - same as Mugghi 1 from AD 2140 (3WA/UG)

    Nammo 1 - Roving computer from AD 2250 (3WA/UG)

    Nammo 2 - same as nammo 1 from AD 2140 (3WA/UG)

    Legato Bluesummers - Acting Asst Pilot from AD 2250 (attached to 3WA/UG at present)

    Spike Miroku - Security chief at Higurashi Mall, Furool City, Shimougou from AD 2250 (attached as above noted)

    Keitarou Riff - Shuttle pilot/TC from AD 2168 (3WA/UG)(godson of Nos. 1, 2, 5, 6 above listed)

    The Doctor No. 4 - Time lord from AD 2168

    The Doctor No. 2 - Time lord from AD 2140

    Leila - Companion to Doctor No. 4 from AD 2168 (currently chef)

    K-9 - Doctor No. 4's computer 'dog' from AD 2168

    Jamie McCrimmon - Companion to Doctor No. 2 from AD 2140 (currently animal care person)

    Zoe - Companion to Doctor No. 2 (currently chef)

    Kei aka Kei 2 - 3WA/UG TC from AD 2140 (She put the rift in the continuum)

    Yuri aka Yuri 2 - 3WA/UG TC from AD 2140

    Han Solo - Captain of the shuttle 'Flying Falcon' (currently acting ship/shuttle CO)

    Spike Steigel - 'Cowboy' or bounty hunter from AD 2250 (Pilot of 'Swordfish II' shuttle)

    Jett Black - same as Spike S. from AD 2250 (Pilot of 'Hammerhead' shuttle)

    Faye Valentine - 'Cowgirl' or bounty hunter from AD 2250 (Pilot of 'Red Tail' shuttle)

    'Ed' - same as Faye from AD 2250 (computer whiz)(13 years old)

    'Ein' - Welsh Corgi 'data dog' from AD 2250 ('Cowboys' dog)

    Usagi 'Serena' Tsukino aka 'Sailor Moon' - schoolgirl/warrior from AD 1983 (12 years old)

    Luna - Serena's shape shifting alien nekko or cat

    Ami Mizuno aka 'Sailor Mercury' - same as Serena from AD 1983 ('Sailor Scout')

    Rei Hina aka 'Sailor Mars' - same as above from AD 1983 ('Sailor Scout')

    Makoto Kino aka 'Sailor Jupiter' - same as above from AD 1983 ('Sailor Scout')

    Minako Aino aka 'Sailor Venus' - same as above from AD 1983 ('Sailor Scout')

    The Scouts are currently assigned to kitchen duty/waitressing/clean up details.

    Artemis - Minako's shape shifting nekko or cat

    Inu Yasha - a dog hanyou (half human/half dog) demon from the Sengoku Jidai or feudal era

    Kagome Higurashi - schoolgirl/miko/priestess from AD 2004 and the same period as IY above. IY's companion.

    Kagome is assigned as a gunner's mate. She is 15 years old.

    Miroku - a monk from the same era. He is 18 years old and is assigned as 'bartender'.

    Sango - a demon slayer from the same era. She is 16 years old. Currently assigned as a gunner's mate/fighter.

    Kouga - wolf youkai or demon from the same era. 18 years old. Currently assigned as a fighter/tracker along with Inu Yasha who is Chief of ship's security at present.

    Shippou - kitsune youkai or full fox demon from same era. 6 years old. Currnetly assigned to kitchen duty.

    Kirara - a nekko or cat youkai/demon from the same era. She can shape shift and is Sango's pet. The kids paly with her.

    Goku Son aka Kakkaron - a Saiyaan from AD 2250. Currently assigned as a fighter.

    Vegeeta Brief - A Saiyaan from AD 2250. Currently assigned as a shuttle commander and fighter.

    Bulma Brief - Vegeeta's human wife. Currently assigned as a pilot/commander/fighter/gunner when needed.

    Here ends the list! Kei continued her briefing:

    To Be Continued in Ch 32- Part Three (Second post)

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    "First off, for the benefit of the newcomers, I am Kei O'Halloran, pilot and captain of the 'Lovely Angel 2', a state of the arts, warp core driven. twin nacelle, four thruster, 'Kirk' series starship. I am also a Senior Trouble Consultant (Tro-Con) of the World Welfar Work Association or 3WA for short. That is the law enforcement arm of the United Galactica Federation of Galaxies or the UG for short. This makes us intergalactic police officers not unlike 'Interpol' on old Terra. My code name is 'Lovely Angel' of Team 2 and I work for Unit 9 under the command of Unit Section Chief (USC) Anton Gustav. My co-pilot and fellow Sr. TC is Yuri Donovan. She is 'Lovely Angel' of Team 1 and she works for Unit 234 under the command of her USC Donald Poporo. My navigator and assistant pilot, who is also my partner, is TC trainee Marlene Angel. Yuri's partner, who is also our communications and docking officer, is TC trainee Kome Sawaguchi. This ship is currently enroute to Kagura, a small planet in the Orion Nebulae. There we will spend the upcoming New Year's holidays before returning to our base in Furool (Foo-lon) City on Shimougou. The current year is AD 2250. Now, as to just how you all got here.

    In AD 2140, our earlier namesake TCs Kei and Yuri were on an assigned mission to shut down an experimental time portal known as the 'Kronos' project. They sort of accidentally destroyed the entire complex which opened a rift or hole in the space/time continuum, the fabric of time and space itself. Anyone who was time and/or space traveling in that same dimensional vortex was apparently drawn into that rift and wound up either aboard my ship or aboard one of the two time lords' TARDISes or time traveling crafts. Now our two superiors, Territorial Sector Chief (TSC) Garner and Aquarian galactic Chief (AGC) Gooley are attempting to have the 'Kronos' portal repaired. Hopefully, that will seal the rift and return all of you back to your own spaces/times automatically. However, the most conservative estimate places that time at the week after this coming New year's (AD 2251) or a fortnight from the current time. Until then, you are all guests of the 3WA/UG.

    We are sending a team back to Mars for extra supplies to tide us over awhile. Onegai tell Yuri if you need anything and we will get it for you. We have various entertainment devices aboard the 'Angel' including the holodeck, gymnasium, game rooms, rec room which is where you are now and which contains our bar. Next door is our dining hall. We also have loads of replicators aboard. Just tell it what you want and hey presto! there it is. We have a fully equipped infirmary/hospital aboard which is called 'sick bay' and Yuri is a fully trained medical specialist. There are lots of other places which I don't seem able to remember the names of at present. Some of you spent an uncomfortable night last evening. Suitable accommodations will be made for your comfort and that unpleasantness will not be repeated tonight.

    Now folks, there are several places which are to be considered as 'off limits' to all but authorized personnel. They are the bridge, engine rooms, weapons arsenals, supply rooms, computer rooms, my living quarters and my flight crews' living quarters, the docking and parking bays, the airlocks, the transporter room, the navigations room and lastly, the 'brig' or prison section where we keep captured fugitives because this is, after all, a police force starship. Wander anyplace else on board that you want. Just tell the turbolift control computer where to take you. (Kei snapped her fingers.) I almost forgot! Any of you folks who have special and/or magical powers, they will not function on the 'Angel' because we have a neutralizing field in place for just that purpose. So if you're into hitting bulkheads and punching holes in them, don't try it! This ship is comprises almost entirely of 'Kelvinite', a material almost one thousand times stronger than steel and harder than diamond or titanium!

    Our two chefs are Zoe and Leila (both girls bowed). Their assistants are Serena, Rei, Ami, Mako and Mina as well as Shippou and Ed. Our morale/entertainment guys are Legato Bluesummers and Spike Miroku. Yuri will be setting up things for our New Year's Eve and New Year's Day festivities. She could really use a lot of help so feel free to volunteer to help out. Our bartender is Miroku (not Spike) and whoever else wants to help out bartending.

    Those are our basic rules. Any of you that decide to break any of them answers to me and that ain't exactly a pleasant experience, hazu! Any questions?" asked Kei at last. "Hai, Sango? Oro is it?" she said, pointing to the demon slayer, who had just raised her hand. "We came aboard late at night, Captain. Oro color is the 'Angel' on the outside?" she asked politely. Kei pointed to Marlene, who, along with Kome, was wearing a Terran NFL team jersey over their TC uniform top. Kome was in Philadelphia Eagles' green and white and her jersey had a number '5' on it. Marlene was sporting the New England Patriots' red, white and aoishi (blue) colors and her jersey's number was a '12'. Marlene blushed bright scarlet and fidgeted nervously. "Marlene's team's colors. Red, white and aoishi er blue." answered Kei. "Any other questions?" she asked.

    Vegeeta innocently raised his hand and said "Don't you and Yuri have another nickname besides the 'Lovely Angels'? Now oro the oni was it?" he said. Keitarou, who was standing between Kome and Marlene (who were seated), said "Oh hai, Vegeeta! Now I remember! My Auntie Kei and Auntie Yuri are usually called the 'Dirty Pair'!" he said. WHAM! Two gloved fists crashed into his chin from both sides simultaneously! "That's 'Lovely Angels', dammit!" chorused the two TC trainees. "Oh yeah, that's right! Come to think of it though, they hate that name, don't they? Arigato, kid!" replied the tall Saiyaan, smiling devilishly. "Are you happy now?" demanded Bulma, elbowing her husband in the ribs. Kei tried again. "Anyone else?" she asked.

    Jamie McCrimmon raised a hand twice the size of Keitarou's. "Aye lass! Ye told us the year but you dinna nae tell us the date. What day is it?" he asked. Kei looked at him blankly. Yuri came to the rescue. "As near as we can tell, Jamie, it's December 27th. Four days before New Year's Eve. And before Kei explodes again, let me inform you all. On this ship, everyone is on a first name basis with with all hands so onegai lose the titles. Any more questions?" she asked.



    To Be Continued in Ch 32- Part Three (Third post)

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    Miroku (the 18 year old monk) stood up. "Oh Christ, nai! He wouldn't!" thought Kagome and Sango. He grabbed the mike from Yuri and spoke. "A question fro just the ladies onegai. Will you bear my children?" he asked with a straight face. A cacaphony of negative responses, boos, hisses and catcalls greeted him. Don and Anton seized hold of Kagome and Sango before they could get to Miroku. Doesn't he ever learn!" said Kei, yanking the mike out of the monk's grasp. "Anyone else?" she asked. Faye Valentine lit a cheroot and blew a few smoke rings (to Ed's delight). "When do we hit Kagura?" she wanted to know. "Late on the 29th or early on the 30th." Yuri informed the 'cowgirl'.

    "If there are no further questions-" began Yuri and she waited for a response. None being forthcoming she continued. "Here are the sleeping assignments for our new arrivals. On Level 4 there is a Tactical Armor Unit storage room not presently in use. So Inu Yasha, Kouga, Miroku and Shippou will bunk in there. On Level 5, we have an inactive data storage facility which Goku and Vegeeta will use. The gymnasium is just down the hall from the Saiyaans' rooms. Now as to Bulma. (Yuri frowned). Sorry but this ship does not have any room to billet husbands and wives together so I suppose--" she began. Faye strolled over and tapped the aoishi-headed bombshell beauty on the arm. Bulma can bunk in with me, Ed, Serena and Ein if she wants," said Faye. Bulma Brief accepted her offer gratefully. "That's awfully nice of you, Faye. Domo arigato." she said.

    Kei resumed her announcements. "OK hazu, mealtimes are as follows: Breakfast is 0600 to 0900 hours (6 AM to 9 AM); Lunch is 1100 to 1400 (11 AM to 2 PM) and dinner is usually 1700 to 2000 (5 PM to 8 PM) depending on our scheduling that day. Just tell Zoe, Leila, Serena, Ed, Rei, Ami, Mina, Mako or Shippou oro you want and it will be replicated for you. OK, that's all I have for now so you are all dismissed." Kei looked at her two trainees. Kome looked at Kei, looked down at her skit and looked at Kei again. Kei nodded and waved her and Marlene away. "You gonna change, Yuri?" asked Kei, walking over to the Bebop crew who were seated with Han Solo. "Jett, will you do us a big favor, onegai?" asked Yuri, batting her aoishi Bambi-like aizu at him. "Depends. Oro is it, Yuri?" he replied cautiously. Kei answered the question for her. "We're getting up a list of necessary supplies and stuff that we will be needing. We'd like you to take the 'Hammerhead' back to Mars and pick them up for us. Take Spike, Han and Keitarou along with you too. OK?" Jett nodded his acceptance. "You guys have any fuel aboard? My tanks are almost dry. I sure as Hell don't have enough for a jaunt all the way to Mars!" Kei answered in the affirmative. "Plenty of fuel reserves down in Level 1 next to the starboard airlock controls, Jett. Just help yourself." she replied. "Arigato, Ki. Will do." Jett waved his thanks and beckoned to Spike Steigel, Han Solo and Keitarou Riff to follow him. "Download that list to my shuttle, Kei. We'll leave as soon as we load up with fuel." said Jett. Kei tossed him a slim magnetic card emblazoned with the 3WA/UG insignias. Jett caught it. "Bloody card, eh? Think we'll run into trouble, Boss?" he asked, chuckling. "Nai. Our personal credit voucher card from the 3WA. It's got 20 thousand credits or 16 million woolongs on it. Use it for our supplies." she answered. Yuri whispered to her captain quietly. "Yo, Jett! Yuri just downloaded that list to the 'Hammerhead' You can leave as soon as you load up." she yelled. "On our way. We'll be back soon. Ja mata." called Jett, double timing to keep pace with his three crewmates. "Hope you all enjoy the ship's comforts." Kei called to the retreating backs of her guests.

    "Oro's next, Kei?" asked Yuri. "To get out of these monkey togs and check on Mugghi and Nammo." she replied, jogging for the door. She didn't get there. "Yo! Kei! I've got a question!" yelled Bulma. Kei halted in midstride. "Make it quick!" she replied without turning around. Bulma jogged over so she could face the redhead. Looking her squarely in the aizu, she asked "Who is the weapons officer on board the 'Angel'?" Yuri giggled. Kei chuckled, smiled at her and answered. "You really have to ask? Who else?" said Kei, pointing a finger at herself. Waving to the cute Saiyaans' companion, Kei beat a hasty retreat to the door. Reaching the lift she commanded it to take her to the bridge. Arriving there she soon saw that Kome and Marlene had preceded her. Apparently they had both made a quick pit stop to change outfits. Gone were the TC uniforms. They still wore the same NFL jerseys as they had sported at the meeting but in addition instead of hot pants or miniskirts, they were each wearing black jeans. Team caps adorned their heads (Philly Eagles for Kome and New England Pats for Mar) while sneakers and bobby socks completed their ensembles.

    Marlene handed Kei the flight log vidpad. "Still on course. Bearing 497 NNE two parsecs out from Kagura. I make it to be 0200 hours (2 AM) on the 30th for our touchdown on Kagura." stated the blonde navigator. "No messages, Boss." reported Kome. "Great! That's good news for a change guys! Mar, put the ship on 'George' (auto pilot). Set our speed at Warp 7.6 and let's all take a coffee break. Mugghi, the helm is yours." Kei led the way to the lift. "Rec room on Level 2 onegai." said Mar to lift control. Exiting on Level 2, both Kome and Marlene had to run to keep up with their leader's longer strides. They had already stopped off on Level 3 to allow Kei to change into sweats and jogging shoes and to strap on her shoulder holster rig for the Mark XIII. She had also slung a black leather flight jacket over her shoulder. As they entered the rec room/bar, Mar had a thought. "Is Yuri coming too?" she asked. "I dunno. Lemme find out." said Kei, trilling her co-pilot on her comlink. "Hey Yuri! You ready yet? Not quite, eh? Well, meet us at the bar. I'm buying the first round!(A figure of speech of course since no one paid for anything aboard ship!)" trilled Kei. "She'll be joining us soon guys. Come on." she added.

    Kei took her usual seat at the bar flanked by her two trainees. Kome had beer while Mar wanted a white Zinfandel wine. Kei asked the bartender of the day (who happened to be Miroku the amorous monk!) for 'Jameson's' (Irish whiskey) 'straight up and leave the bottle, monk!' Miroku grinned while the trainees looked worriied. Miroku explained to Kei about the Inu Yasha/Kouga drinking bout which had depleted the liquor supply the same night that the demons had come aboard. "Oro? F! They drank ALL the 'Jameson's' and the 'Dew'? Did they get the 'Bushmills' too?" she demanded. Miroku nodded. "Is there anything left?" demanded an irate redheaded firebrand angrily, jade aizu flaming. Miroku scrounged around the cabinets and came up with a quarter of a fifth of 'Cutty Sark' (Skotch whiskey). "We got this, Boss." he said offering her the bottle. Kei grabbed the monk by the front of his borrowed sweatshirt and yanked him upright, drawing her cannon and cocking the mechanism. She pointed it at the hapless Miroku. "Don't EVER offer Skotch whiskey to an Irishman, you baka!" she roared, tossing him at the wall.

    "And what's wrong with a wee dram of good Skotch, you filthy mick? It sure beats the Hell outta that Gaelic piss!" said Jamie McCrimmon, who was quite intoxicated already. Kei was feeling very pissed off right now and poor Jamie had just crossed the line, becoming the straw that broke the camel's back. "Hold onto these, willya!" said Kei, tossing her jacket and weapon to Kome. She grabbed Jamie and held him in her left fist while she swung a hard right haymaker at his jaw. Half way there, her arm locked! Try as she might, she couldn't move it! Her arm was locked solid in a grip of titanium kelvinite! Kei looked to her right angrily.

    END OF Chapter 32 (Part Three) More soon.

    To Be Continued in Ch 33 (Part 1)

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    Back to more or less normal chappies. Here's Ch 33 (Part 1) for you. Have fun with it. Toodles-K&K

    DISCLAIMER: OKShippou, it's all yours! First, thank you to Mr. T. for the use of the Angels. Thanks to everyone else who is letting us use their creations. How was that, Yuri? Great! Oh yes it was, Kei! Well, we left you up in the air so let's get to Chapter 33 without further preamble:-

    Chapter 33

    "Samurai/Demons/Saiyaans Showdown" or "Kenshin/Kaouru meet Vegeeta/

    Goku and Inu Yasha/Sango/Kagome meet Zanza/Saito/Yahiko"

    We last left Kei with her arm locked in a grip of pure titanium! She looked to her right and saw that Doctor 2 was holding onto her arm and blocking her attack! "Now, young woman, you will cease these attempts at picking fights! It is not very sporting to take advantage of someone who is 'in his cups' even if he is a Scot!" he said quite sternly. "So, you're strong too, eh Doc?" she said. Miroku (the monk) grabbed the PA mike, keyed it and spoke urgently. "Jett! Emergency! Bring back a dozen cases of Irish whiskey with our order!" he yelled. "Roger willco. You got through to us just in time, Miroku. See you when we get back. Ja mata." said Spike Steigel from the 'Hammerhead'. Yuri rushed in, panting heavily from her exertions. This time she sported a navy aoishi schoolgirl's uniform trimmed with red/white piping. Her tie was scarlet and her skirt was navy aoishi as well. She wore white knee high socks and black 'Mary Jane' shoes. Her long silky hair was held in place with a white headband. "Gomen (sorry) I'm late. Did anyone tell Kei about the depleted liquor supply yet?" she asked anxiously. "Oh yeah! The monk did!" crowed Kome with delight. Then Yuri caught sight of Kei and Doctor 2. "Baka! Maybe I should just toss you in the brig for a few days, Kei!" she yelled. "I sure wouldn't recommend that, vacuumhead! Especially on my own ship!" cried the redhead, wrenching loose of the time lord's grasp finally. Lunging forwards, Kei abruptly stopped, checking herself in midstride. "Oro? Mugghi, are you loaded? OK, we're on our way up. Shimatta, don't do anything yet!" trilled Kei. Kei, suddenly very serious, turned back to everyone and spoke. "Mugghi swears that we have a half dozen new visitors up there! And three of them are carrying swords! Well, you guys coming?" Kei had already scooped up her jacket and Mark XIII, which she snapped back into its holster. Then she slung both shoulder rig and jacket over her shoulder and ran for the door. Yelling back "Get the other Doc too. We'll probably need him as well." She raced to the lifts and up to Level 9. Rushing onto the bridge, the redhead did a double take! Facing her from across the room were a bewildered looking lot. A Samurai from old Terra, a wild aizued youth with a bokka or wooden sword, a girl with long black hair similarly armed, a tall dude in white with the Kanji symbol for 'bad' emblazoned across his back and a second Samurai were opposite her! Another girl of about 16 or 17 armed with tantes (daggers) and shurikins (Ninja throwing stars) completed the group.

    Kei took no chances. Assuming a split foot fighting stance, she yanked out her Mark XIII with her right hand while her left had grabbed up Kome's blaster from the console. She covered the party of six newcomers with both weapons. "OK folks! Let's lose the hardware, shall we?" she roared. They all responded by drawing weapons and preparing to fight her! Bad move! Two energy bolts sizzled past them and struck the wall behind them, burning two holes in it! "Next time I aim! I ain't kidding, you Kami Kaze freaks! Put down those weapons! Drop them now!" she commanded grimly.

    "Kenshin-San! Oro do we do now?" asked the first girl with the bokka. "We do as the lovely lady says, that we do, Miss Kaoru." replied the first swordsman, tossing aside his sakabatou (reverse blade sword) and raising his hands. The girl and boy dropped their bokkas (wooden swords) and raised their hands as well. The tall guy in white said "Shit!" and stuck his hands in his pockets. The other girl scowled and got rid of her tantes (daggers) and shurikins (throwing stars), raising her hands in turn. The final guy saluted and then tried to run Kei through with his katana (sword), which Marlene deftly relieved him of and handed to Yuri. Kei continued to cover them while Marlene, Kome and Yuri quickly patted them down for more weapons. "They're clean, Kei." said Yuri. The other two nodded their agreement. "OK, you can lower your hands." said Kei.

    "Oro the jigoku are you and oro are you doing on my starship?" she demanded menacingly. The first guy, a redhead with soft violet aizu who was slightly built and about five feet tall spoke. "We do not know how we came here, Miss, that we do not." he replied, smiling. "I am Kenshin Himura and these are my tomos (friends). Pointing to the first girl with the bokka he said "This is Miss Kaoru Kamiya and this (the boy) is Yahiko Myoujin. The tall fellow in white is Sanosuke (Zanza) Sagahara. The other young lady is Misao Makimachi, currently the leader of the Oniwabanshuu Ninja clan, that she is. Finally, the fine gentleman that the kawaii blonde lady has just saved from being shot is Saitoh Hajime, late of the Shinsengumii, that he was." said Kenshin.

    "We were on our way back home to Tokyo from Kyoto, that we were. Suddenly, an opening appeared in the sky in front ous and before we knew oro was happening, we were swept up into it and came out here, that we did." explained the former Hitokiri Battousai (Legendary Manslayer), Kenshin Himura. Yuri spoke to him very quietly. "And oro is the year, Mr. Himura?" she asked. "Why, it is 1879 of the Meiji Era, of course, that it is."he replied, puzzled and perplexed at her strange question.

    "Nai, it ain't, my tomo! It's AD 2250, that it is! And you are on a starship some distance from the planet mars, that you are!" mimiced Kei, chuckling. Yuri tried but failed to suppress her giggling. "Stop it, Kei! No teasing!" she admonished. Then she gave all of them a brief explanation of just how they got there. "If oro you say is truu, kawaii enjeru (lovely angel), just how do we return to Japan? That is oro we want to know, that we do." asked Kenshin.

    "Oh, shut the jigoku up, Battousai! I am so sick and tired of your schoolboy drivel that I could just scream!" yelled Saitoh Hajime, trying to snatch back his katana from Marlene, who adoitly tripped him up, putting him into a painful hammerlock! "But he is right, madam! Just how are we to return home?" demanded Saitoh. "Tell them the plan, Yuri." said Kei, who had sat down in the pilot's seat and put her feet up on the console. She had placed both of her weapons within easy reach. So Yuri told them about the plan to repair 'Kronos' and hopefully send everyone back to his/her own spaces/times.

    "Now that we're doing 'The Last Samurai' or 'Seven Samurai minus one', I wonder oro's next? Mugghi, how soon now? Still three days, eh? OK, keep her steady and stay on course. (Kei turned to her six guests) Do I have your word, Kenshin Himura, that none of you will cause us any more trouble if I allow your freedom on my ship? If you guys do give me grief, I won't hesitate to toss you all into my brig, that's jail to you. Now, my tomo, do I have your solemn word?" She pointed a gloved forefinger at the Battousai. "You have the word of the master of the Hitsun Mitsurugi Ryuu Ken (the style of swordplay practiced by Kenshin) that none of us will cause you kawaii enjeru any more trouble whatsoever, that we will not, madam." Kenshin bowed deeply. With the exception of Zanza who scowled at her, the others bowed as well.



    To Be Continued in Ch 33 (Part 2)

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    "I am Sanosuke Sagahara of the Cheki Houtai (Zanza's fighting clan during the war). You may call me 'Zanza' if you wish. I bow to no one! If you leave me alone, I swear that I will cause no problems for you or any of your shipmates. As you can see, madam, I am quite unarmed." said Zanza. "OK, I accept your terms. Yuri, make the appropriate sleeping arrangements for them. Kome, get them each a change of fuku (clothing) and a comlink. Marlene, see that they get some food from the dining hall. Your weapons are confiscated. You will not need them on my ship anyway. Welcome aboard the 'Lovely Angel 2'. I am Kei O'Halloran, both pilot and capatain as well as being a senior trouble consultant (tro-con) of the World Welfare Work Association or the 3WA as we call it. That is the peacekeeping branch of the United Galactica Federation of Galaxies, the UG. Think of us like 'Interpol' on Terra, your Earth. We are like intergalactic police officers but unlike 'Interpol', our word out here is the ultimate law! No one dares question our authority. (At least not if they want to keep on living, thought Yuri but she said nothing.). This is Yuri Donovan, my co-pilot and fellow Sr. TC. Yuri is my exec or first officer, second in command to me. These two young ladies are our TC trainees. Marlene Angel is our navigator and assistant pilot. She is my partner while Kome Sawaguchi, our communications/docking officer is Yuri's partner. They both hail from Terra like you but from this time era." explained Kei.

    Kaoru Kamiya was astonished to say the least! "You're in charge of this entire craft? Really? But you're a woman!" she exclaimed. "So? Oro?" replied Kei, puzzled. "Girls are bakas! They're too dumb to run anything!" sneered Zanza and Yahiko. Kei's outstretched right fist caught Zanza in the aizu while Yuri's left connected with Yahiko's jaw! "Right on! Girl power! Yay!" crowed Misao and Kaoru. Kei hefted Kenshin's sword. "Good blade. A sakabatou, eh? That would make you a rurouni, a ronin, a wanderer without a clan leader. The 'Hitokiri Battousai'? Yeah, now I remember! There were shi (four) of you guys. One became a sensei (teacher); one a mercenary assassin and killer; one, his name was Shishio Makatobou I think his name was, staged a junta to return the Shogunnites to power but his coup failed. And you must be the fourth one, Kenshin Himura. You're the guy who defeated Shishio and his Juppongatonouu (Ten Swords group). You use the sakabatou or reverse bladed katana to atone for your sins of killing so many during the war which immediately preceded the Meiji Era in Japan on old Terra, And this is that same weapon, eh? Oh, oro the jigoku! Yuri, put Bozo the Clown and the brat (Zanza and Yahiko) in the room beside Goku's. Put Mr. Saitoh and Kenshin in the room on the other side of Bulma's. And put Miss Misao and Miss kaoru in with Bulma. (She turned to Kenshin) I'm returning your weapons to you because, on second thought, we may need your help soon. But (Kei pointed the sakabatou at Kenshin), if any of you try anything funny, I'll re-confiscate your weapons and have you all thrown in the brig, understand?" said Kei, reversing the sword and handing it back to Kenshin hilt first. Kenshin accepted it with a bow. Saitoh did likewise when he accepted his katana from Marlene. Kaoru and Yahiko bowed to Kome when she returned their bokkas (wooden swords) to them. Misao bowed deeply to Yuri before accepting her shurikins (throwing stars) and tantes (daggers) back. Her glaves (yo-yo like weapons with spinning wheels and spinning blades which are thrown at your enemy) also called 'bloody birds' for their killing tenacity she had kept 'palmed' in her hands ever since she had boarded the 'Angel'. She now discreetly returned them to her pouch along with her shurikins and tantes. Zanza (who had no weapons in the first palce) shook hands all round and followed in Marlene's wake. "Lead me to the food! I'm starved! Should be a lot better than the slop we usually get!" he said, almost getting brained by Kaoru's bokka. Kei (who had intercepted the bokkan attack) spoke very softly. "I meant oro I said. Any trouble by any of you and you're all in the pikey, got it?" she warned Kaoru. Then she keyed the PA mike. "Attention! Kei here. We have six 'newbies'. Onegai welcome our new tomos: Kenshin, Kaoru, Yahiko, Zanza, Misao and Saitoh. They hail from 1879 Tokyo on old Terra. (Kei covered the mike with her hand). Kome, send a signal to Garner about our new guests. (She uncovered the mike once more). That's all for now. Ja mata. Kei out."

    Kei suddenly noticed just what Yuri was wearing. "Ka-Mi, Yuri! Will you ever grow up? And ain't that outfit a mite drafty? Why don't you change that skirt for pants?" Kei turned her attention back to the flight log vidpad and lit a cigarette. "You may be right, Kei. I think I will change," replied Yuri, unzipping her skirt and stepping out of it. She pulled out a pair of dark grey slacks from a locker in the rear of the bridge and froze, her face scarlet! She had just noticed that Yahiko and kenshin were still on the bridge. "Gomen onegai!" (Excuse me please!) she said holding the skirt and slacks across her front to hide her tiny bikini briefs. She quickly sidled over to the nav room's door and disappeared inside, slamming the door shut behind her. Five minutes later Yuri emerged, this time wearing slacks instead of a skirt and short white boots had replaced the black 'Mary Jane' shoes. Her face was still red with humiliation. "One of these days you'll do that in front of Garner, Gustav or Poporo." joked Kei. Glaring daggers at her captain, Yuri picked up the PA mike and keyed it. "Roku (six) more for dinner, Zoe." she said. Turning to the remaining four newcomers, she said. "Come along Yahiko, Kaoru, Misao, Kenshin. Onegai follow me and we'll get you all settlrd in." Yuri led them all down to Level 3.



    To Be Continued in Ch 33 (Part 3)

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    She threw open the door of the room to the left of the Saiyaans' room. "Yahiko, this room will be yours and Zanza's. Help yourselves to clothing from the closet and bureau. You will be here with us some time you know." Yuri next threw open the room to the right of Bulma's room. "This room will be yours and Saitoh's, Kenshin. There is clothing in the closets and bureaus." said Yuri. She stepped back to the left and knocked on the door. Bulma answered and opened the door to them. "Hi Bulma. I have two new 'roomies' for you. This is Kaoru Kamiya and Misao Makimachi. Girls, this is Bulma Briefs." said Yuri, preparing to leave them. Bulma, who had answered the door in a kimono over her lingerie, noticed Yahiko and Kenshin staring at her. "Nice to meet you, ladies. Come on in. You too Yuri." she said. Bulma closed the door on the four men. She indicated two sets of bunk beds, the lower one of which on the right she was using. "Pick one, Misao, Kaoru. That one's mine. I just might have some fuku to fit you both. Help yourselves to a drink. (Bulma indicated an inner door). That's the bathroom Now, if you'll all excuse me, I'll just go and get myself dressed." Bulma grabbed some clothing from her closets and disappeared into the bathroom. Yuri poured out four sakes for them and handed one to Misao and kaoru. She took a sip from her own while they waited for their hostess to change.

    When she left the bathroom, Bulma was fully dressed in a black tank top, red mini-skirt, a red/gold 'Washington Redskins' jacket and cap, socks and high top red boots. She also carried a red purse. She accepted her sake from Yuri and downed it in one gulp. "Don't you want to get changed, girls?" asked Bulma in surprise. Misao and Kaoru shook their heads. "OK, but the guys'll laugh their asses off at you if you show up in those bathrobes! Both girls wore kimonos. In addition, Kaoru wore voluminous trousers and wooden sandals. Misao was both barelegged and barefoot. "Yuri, go ahead. We'll meet you in the bar. These two need a major wardrobe overhaul!" said Bulma, tossing her purse on the table.

    Opening her closets, she selected slacks, tee shirts, jackets and caps, socks and shoes for them both. Then she whispered to both girls who shook their heads. Opening her bureau drawer, she added undergarments to both piles of fuku on the bunks. "OK, outta those kimonos and into these. Welcome to the 23rd Century, girls! I'll wait out in the hall if you like." said Bulma, turning to leave the room. "Suit yourself." replied kaoru. Both she and Misao had already begun undressing. Ten minutes later, three kawaii young ladies departed for the bar. Kaoru wore a white tee shirt, lime green pullover top, black slacks, a 'Buffalo Bills' jacket and cap, socks and sneakers. Misao was similarly attired except that her pullover was yellow and her slacks were red the same color as her team jacket of the 'KC Chiefs' and matching cap. She also wore socks and sneakers. At the last minute Bulma had decided to change her skirt for a pair of light aoishi slacks. Strolling across the rec room to the bar, heads turned in their direction. Miroku was 'BOD' (Bartender of the Day) and got decked thrice for asking the trio his usual question! He hastened to supply them with sake. Bulma grabbed Miroku and whispered "Goku and Vegeeta get nothing stronger than tea, got it?" The monk nodded. "Ditto for Inu Yasha and Kouga, OK?" said Kagome. He nodded and poured her a beer.

    "Ed! Bring those back here!" reverberated over the PA system. Then the same female voice spoke again. "Will Faye valentine onegai report to the sauna room on Level 8 stat!" Faye stubbed out her cheroot and drained her Skotch. Then she arose, left the room and proceeded to the sauna room. "OK, Serena, it's me. Oro? Open up, shimatta!" she asked 'Sailor Moon' who had answered her knock in a towel and nothing else! "Don't tell me. Let me guess. Ed, right?" said Faye. She nodded. "She took all of our uniforms and stuff and ran off with them! She's probably hidden them somewhere. Could you onegai bring us all each a change of fuku and fresh underwear?" she pleaded. Faye nodded and turned to the door. "And hurry onegai, Aunt Faye! This is so humiliating!" said Mako on the verge of tears. Faye soon returned with the required items in her arms. She knocked, the door shot open, she was relieved of her burden and the door was slammed shut. Ten minutes later, five fully clad young ladies emerged, blushing furiously. They headed for the lift, the galley and their kitchen duties.

    Faye went back to her room to lie down for a bit where she found Ed playing with Ein. Except for a pair of undershorts, the child was completely undressed! "Ed! Young ladies do not sit around like that!" said faye, pulling garments from drawers and closets. "Put on this and this and that and these and those and this too." She shoved the pile of fuku into Ed's arms, pushed her into the bathroom and shut the door behind her. "And when you see Rei, Ami, Mina, Mako and Serena again, you will apologize to them and you will give them back all of their stuff that you, shall we say, borrowed from them upstairs! Do you understand me, young lady?" Receiving no reply, Faye opened the door. Ed was standing there wearing a white tee shirt, aoishi jeans, socks and sneakers. She was carrying her 'Minnesota Vikings' jacket. 'Tomato' (Ed's computer) was strapped to the top of her head and her viewing goggles (Ed used them like viewing monitors for her computer) were in place over her aizu. "You won't need these or these to go to lunch." said Faye, removing her goggles and 'Tomato' and placing them on the bunk. Then she took the child downstairs to lunch. Faye found a table for Ed in the dining hall and told her to behave herself. Ami jetted (the scouts used jet packs on their shoes/skates to get around the rooms quickly. The real reason was to keep ahead of Ed, Inu Yasha, Kouga and Sango. The scouts were terrified of that quartet!) over, took Ed's order of a cheese-burger, fries and a soda. Then she beat a hasty retreat to the galley. Faye went next door to the bar.

    Kei was already at the bar, munching on a cheeseburger and nursing a beer. Faye sat down beside the captain and lit a cheroot. Kei was also writing up the ship's log on her vidpad. After a bit Faye offered her captain a cheroot which she gladly accepted. Faye lit it for Kei and ordered a Skotch on the rocks from Miroku. Rei jetted across to take her order. Faye ordered the same as Ed but instead of a soda she had an expresso coffee. Rei returned promptly and placed Faye's lunch down in front of the 'cowgirl'. Glancing around, Rei (who was no exception to the other scouts and was also terrified of the 'Terrible Four' as they'd been dubbed by Mako) speedily returned to the galley.

    Bulma, Misao and Kaoru ordered Miso soup from Mina. Just as she was setting down their bowls a blinding flash of white light filled the room! There five distinct thuds which seemed to come from the almost deserted dining hall next door. "That came from next door. I'm sure of it." cried Bulma, racing for the dining hall door. Now voices could be heard from the hall itself! "Where the F are we, Melissa?" said the first. "I dunno but it's gotta be Louie's shimatta fault, Genie!" replied a second. "Guys, I don't think we're in Oakland anymore!" chimed in a third. "How come every single time something goes wrong, it's my fault?" complained a fourth. "Shut the F up all of you! I don't know where the oni we are but I believe that Merrill's right! We are definitely NOT in Oakland anymore!" said a fifth and much sterner voice who seemed to be the quintet's leader. Bulma punched the door release and rushed through the portal into the dining hall. She was astounded at what she saw!

    END Of Chapter 33. Chapter 34 soon. Please r/r and see ya soon-Keiman and Kei.

    To Be Continued in Ch 34

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    Chapter 34

    "The Cowgirl Meets the Treasure Hunters" or "Bulma Makes A Boo Boo!"

    DISCLAIMER: OK Kenshin, it's all yours! First, thank you to Mr. T. for the use of the Angels. Thanks to everyone else who is letting us use their creations. How was that, Yuri? Great! Oh yes it was, Kei! Well, we left you up in the air so let's get to Chapter 34 without further preamble:-

    Facing Bulma at the opposite end of the room were five people: three women, a guy and a girl. The first woman (who was clearly the leader of the band) was tall, blonde and slender. She wore an exquisite long white gown with a fiery amulet at her throat. In her hand she held a long staff of some sort with intricate markings. The second woman was a redhead, just as tall as the first but more muscular. Across her back was strapped an old-fashioned broadsword that two Bulmas couldn't lift! Her attire was akin to Leila's 'jungle girl' outfit (she wore it when she first came aboard), however, a dark, hooded cloak was wrapped about her entire form and reaching all the way to the floor. Unlike the blonde (who wore sandals) the redhead's footwear was knee high doeskin boots, tawny in color. The third woman, although tall, was a mite shorter than the first two. She was a brunette and wore strange looking eyeglasses. Her fuku was violet and much shorter than the blonde's gown. She also wore sandals. The fourth intruder was very short (scarcely taller than a dwarf, it seemed), much younger and dark headed. She was also wielding a wicked looking tante (similar to Misao's) and she looked like a firebrand to boot! Her fuku was a bit more modern. It consisted of a yellow tee shirt, a violet vest and green hotpants encircled by a double chain link belt. On her feet were short grey doeskin boots. The final member of this odd quintet was the strangest of all. A huge hulk of a man well over six feet in height! His unruly mane of black hair was worn in a ponytail. He also carried a huge broadsword (four Bulma's couldn't pick it up!) and what appeared to be a rather short shilleleagh or walking stick. His was carved with mystic runes and had a big knob on top of it. A brown tunic over black breeches with very high cavalier doeskin boots of deep red and a voluminous black cloak completed his wardrobe. The poor guy also seemed to be the group's baggage carrier or skycap seeing as how he was burdened with several heavy packs and weaponry!

    Bulma wasted no time in taking advantage of the ongoing arguement amongst them by reaching behind the bar counter to the shelf where she knew that Zoe kept a blaster hidden (just in case). Training it on the newcomers, she stepped out of the shadows and confronted them. "Hands up and drop your weapons!" she ordered. The redhead had placed her hand behind her shoulders on the hilt of her sword preparatory to drawing it! The blonde look terrified. The shorter one with the glasses had raised her hands. The big guy had not drawn steel. Instead, he was pointing the stick at her and mumbling something in a language Bulma had never heard before! The smallest one, however, was charging straight at Bulma headon, her tante held in front of her body in the classic attack mode! Bulma had no choice. She fired! When the little one reached her, Bulma struck her across the face with the side of the blaster. She dropped to the ground unconscious. A hand snaked around Bulma and deftly removed the weapon from her fist.

    To Be Continued in Ch 34 (Part 2)

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