keimanzero

I think I got the hang of this now, Hassun and DB- Here is Chapter 2 of my ff. Enjoy it. SFN and Kami bless you all in 2008. Have a safe and happy new year's. Toodles-K&K

Xmas with the Dirty Pair by keimanandkei (K&K)

Chapter 2 “Sake, Cigarettes, Antacids and Tro-Cons Equal Headaches!”

DISCLAIMER: A big domo arigato to Haruka Takachiho and all the rest of the authors who have

most graciously allowed us to use their characters/animes to which of course we have no claims of

ownership whatsoever. Gomen for any changes or omissions or additions we have made to the

characters and/or plotlines of any of our cast of characters. Kei makes a much better green-eyed

redhead and Yuri looks better with deep azure eyes. We couldn't resist the reference of “ice in a polar dawn”

for Marlene’s aizu either. And a strawberry blonde with hazel eyes-it makes Kome cool, don’t you think?

Anyway, we’re the ff writers so just enjoy the fruits of our labors. Without further preamble, here is

Chapter 2 of “Christmas With the Dirty Pair”:

“First Don, you’re right. Each will get a tro-con trainee for a partner. Yuri gets Kome Sawaguchi while Kei gets Marlene Angel. Both newcomers are very accomplished fighters skilled in a variety of weapons uses

and unarmed combats. However, of the duo Ms. Angel seems to be the more stable, which is why CC

assigned her to Kei. The more eager and impulsive one, Miss Sawaguchi, went to Yuri. Yuri Donovan and

Kome Sawaguchi have been designated Lovely Angels Team 1. Kei O’Halloran and Marlene Angel have been designated Lovely Angels Team 2. Team 1 has been assigned to Unit 234 of the 3WA so they are

yours Don.”, explained Garner, lighting a cigarette. “Oh, nai!”, moaned Poporo, reaching for his aspirins.

Team 2 has been assigned to Unit 9 of the 3WA so, Anton, they’re all yours.”, continued Garner, taking a

long drag and exhaling a cloud of blue smoke. “Good luck gentlemen. You’ll need it.”. Garner paused and

glanced at Gustav who had turned white. Drawing out a flask, Garner poured sake into three large tumblers.

“Before we continue I think we’d all better have a drink.”, he said. “There’s more?”, both section chiefs

wondered aloud. “Well, as the next mission is rather delicate and since all four of them are going on it, er,

together---”, Garner trailed off. Each one of the section chiefs took a long pull from his glass. “ALL of them?”, queried Donald Poporo, incredulously. “As I said, since all of them are going CC decided that they

needed chaperones this time. So, Don, you and Anton are going along too. In an advisory capacity, of

course, just to keep them out of trouble.”, Garner concluded, taking a tiny sip of his drink. “Advisory!”,

exploded Don. “Since when did the Dirty Pair EVER take advice from anyone, least of all US?”, said a very

irate Chief Poporo. “I thought you just dubbed them the “Unholy Four” Don?”, observed Garner dryly.

“Where are we all going anyway?”, inquired Gustav defeatedly, taking a swig from his bottle of antacid.

“To a mid-sized world called Cybytron. The quarry---”, began Garner. “Cybytron? Remember Dantoonene,

Charlie? It was a nice, peaceful mid-sized world until the arrival of the walking disasters 1 and 2! Now, we’re

adding 3 and 4 to the mix!”, interrupted Anton, draining his sake in one gulp. “Onegai, don’t call me

Charlie. And allow me to continue gentlemen. Cybytron is under the joint control of its 3 races: the

Autobots, the Decepticons and the Minicons.”, tried Garner again. “Hai, Transformers Char-, er, Boss. We

know that already.”, interjected Poporo. “Well, here’s something you don’t know. Cybytron has requested

Lovely Angels Teams 1 and 2 specifically. “, explained Garner, holding up his hand to stave off the expected

objections. “The president of Cybytron is Optimus Prime. Some time ago, on old Terra, he and his vice-president, Galvetron, saw the newcomers in action. Ms. Angel was battling Blues and Miss Sawaguchi was

destroying Arigamis. Some sort of creatures bent on destroying Terra.”,continued Garner. “If they wanted

Terra wrecked all they had to do was send for the Dirty Pair.”, chuckled Poporo. “Well, that’s neither here nor there, Don. But when they needed help from the 3WA and learned of the presence of their two old pals

from Earth, they immediately requested them. Of course since tro-cons work in pairs, old CC has also assigned “those two” as well.”, ended Garner, again sipping from his sake. “Did they also request World

War 107?”, wondered Poporo aloud, draining his tumbler even faster than Gustav had. “Unfortunately, they had no way of knowing what nemesis would come along with them. Hence, gentlemen, your presence on this mission.”, finished Garner, crushing out his cigarette and immediately lighting up another one. “OK,

Boss, gomen.”, apologized Gustav. “Better give us the whole rundown briefing for the mission. We won’t

interrupt again.”, said Anton, glaring at Don who was pouring more sake. “Well, as I said the quarry we have been asked to apprehend is the “Black Ghost” from Terra.”, tried Garner yet again. “But, he’s

dead, Chuck!”, interjected Don with alacrity. “We thought that he had been killed in a lab explosion on Earth after a battle with his own cyborgs but now he seems to have surfaced. Prime seems to think him to be

hiding out on Cybytron. You seem to remeber him Don. Do you also remember that he almost managed to

enslave the planet and its galaxy back then? That is just what Prime fears will happen on his world unless we get him. You see his people are machine races and could be easily converted to cyborgs. Much more

easily than humans could be made over. Since the “Black Ghost” is a master of disguise, we are also

sending someone along to identify him. This fellow can penetrate any masquerade that “Black Ghost”

cares to use. He is a wanted felon who was only acquired by us this morning. His name is--”, said

Garner. “Legatos Bluesummers from Planet Gunsmoke.”, supplied Anton Gustav quietly. “Quite

correct Anton but how did you know?”, asked Garner. “ Because Kei and Marlene just arrested him

this morning at the Higurashi Mall or I should say what’s left of it.”, Gustav explained, adding “Did

you, by any chance, tell the girls any of this yet, Charlie?”, queried Gustav, helping himself to another

drink and firing up a cigarette. “Er, nai, I, uh, wanted to tell you two before I had you break it to them.”,

said Garner sheepishly. “We thought you’d say that so we took the liberty of ordering them to report to us here. They should be here right about--now!”, said Poporo, checking his wristwatch. As if to punctuate

his words, at that moment the oaken door to the room crashed open and a quite enraged redhead stormed

in, green eyes aflame. “Who’s the f**** moronic imbecile that let that Kami shimatta mother f****

sonuvabitch outta the slammer practically as soon as we brought him in? When I get my paws on the

Kami shimatta mother f***ing idiot who did it, I’ll blast his sorry ass all the way to the Kami shimatta

Orion Nebulae!”, erupted Kei furiously. “Gomen chiefs, but I do believe that an explanation is called for here.”, put in Marlene Angel quietly, blue eyes flashing like ice in a polar dawn. She had obediently followed

her partner into the room. “What’s SHE doing here, Mr. Poporo, sir?”, demanded a violet-haired vixen, who

had just trailed Marlene in. She had aizu of the deepest azure and they were staring daggers at Kei. The

last one to enter was the tallest of the quad. A strawberry blonde teen with hazel eyes, she addressed Yuri

excitedly: “Are we going on a mission, Yuri? What kinda hardware we packin’? Can I blast as much as I wanna? Can I pilot the “Lovely Angel”? I need some Kami shimatta action, baby!” “Oh, just shut up for

the luvva Christ, Kome, will ya!”, screamed Yuri. Recovering her composure she apologized to her

superiors: “Gomen gentlemen but after awhile Kome just becomes impossible to put up with, sirs. I

apologize for my unladylike outburst.”, she finished sweetly. “Oro? What a load of crap! Yo, Chief!

You ain’t buying any of that purple-headed punching bag’s garbage, are ya?”, Kei demanded of Anton.

Giving up any semblance of order, Territorial Sector Chief Charles Augustus Garner addressed his two

section chiefs: “Shall we draw straws for the honor, gentlemen?”, he pleaded, readjusting his pince nez which had slipped down his nose. “How’s about rock/paper/scissors instead?, responded Donald Poporo.

“Why not!”, capitulated Anton Gustav. Marlene Angel decided to take the bull by the horns and beard the lions in their dens herself: “Now, Mr. Garner, Mr. Poporo, Chief Gustav, sirs. Just what the oni IS this all

about?”, she requested innocently, ice-blue aizu shooting out aoshi fire.

TO BE CONTINUED

Hassun

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Thanks a lot Hassun for all your kind assistance. As I understand you each chapter I post will be a different reply- right? Thanks again and good fortune to you in 2008. SFN and toodles-K&K

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Here is Chapter 4- Enjoy- Toodles-K&K


Christmas With the Dirty Pair

Author: keiman and kei


Chapter 4 “Strange Visitors at the Higurashi Mall”

DISCLAIMER: Arigato to Haruka-san Takachiho for the Dirty Pair usages. And likewise to the other authors whose works we have made use of here. We own nothing except our own creations. Onegai see Chapter 3 for listings of words etc. and cast members for Chapters 3 to 8.

The vidphone on Garner’s desk trilled. “Hai?” answered Garner. “I see. Hai, better send him up immediately.” Garner broke the connection and blanked the screen. “It seems that your merry little band just grew to 11.” stated Garner. That security chief from the mall- Miroku- just showed up with this morning’s security vidfilm from his mall where Kei started an indoor winter wonderland. It seems that Bluesummers had a shadow or two this morning. Miroku noticed them when he was reviewing the vidfilm.” Garner paused and poured more sake. Draining his glass he continued. “From the description he gave, one of them was Keitarou Riff, Kei’s godson!” Both chiefs were stunned. “But, Charlie, the kid’s only two years old!” objected Anton Gustav incredulously.

Miroku must have made a mistake, Chuck!” put in Donald Poporo. “Gentlemen, you must remember that Miroku does not know what Keitarou looks like. Does he? Besides, being a witness to the Bluesummers incident, he may come in useful. So he’s going too.” Garner informed them. The vidphone trilled again. “Hai? Oro? Right. Send him in.” ordered Garner. “Gentlemen, Miroku is on his way here with that vidfilm disk. Now we’ll see exactly what’s on the darn thing.”

A loud tatoo was heard on the door. “Come in onegai.” said Garner, rising from his seat. The door flashed open to reveal a tall and rather imposing figure of a man. Spike Miroku strode in, clasping a brown paper-wrapped parcel in his left hand. He was smiling broadly. Garner extended his hand to their visitor who grasped it in an iron grip. He beamed at the three officers. “Welcome to the 3WA Mr. Miroku. My name’s Garner. Territorial Sector Chief for Furool City, Gamma Quadrant, Aquarian Galaxy. Onegai allow me to introduce two of my unit commanders. Donald Poporo of Unit 234 and Anton Gustav of Unit 9.” Nodding to each in turn Spike acknowledged the introductions.

“Glad to know you Mr. Poporo, Mr. Garner. I’ve already had the pleasure of speaking with Anton, Mr. Gustav this morning regarding that most unfortunate accident at my, that is, the Higurashi Mall. How are you Anton?” Anton raised a hand in greeting. “Fine Spike.” he answered with a grin. “Nice to make your acquaintance too, Spike.” said Don extending his hand. Spike shook it vigorously. “Onegai take a chair Mr. Miroku.” Garner motioned Spike to a seat. Now if we might see that vidfilm from this morning’s incident, sir.” said Garner, depressing a hidden panel on the table. Instantly a vidfilm disk slot opened in front of him. “Sure thing Mr. Garner. Here you are sir.” replied Spike, handing the disk to him. “Arigato.” Garner placed the disk in the viewer slot. “CC, Lights onegai.” In response to his command the lights dimmed. Garner said “OK CC, run vidfilm now onegai.” The wall facing the table shimmered and glowed. Then a scene of a busy downtown shopping center appeared before them. “Gomen sir, but if you have your man in custody already I fail to see why you wanted to see this vidfilm report.” said a puzzled Spike. “Because what you described to the 3WA OD (officer of the day) is just too fantastic to believe. One of the other figures that you saw with Legato Bluesummers from your description was a 20-something guy who looked exactly like Miss O’Halloran’s godson, Keitarou Riff. “ explained Garner. “So what if he did, Mr. Garner?” responded Spike curiously.

Because, Spike, Keitarou Riff is only two years old.” supplied Anton gently. “Oro? You’re pulling my leg. Aren’t you guys?” joked Spike Miroku with a broad grin. “Nai. Afraid not Spike.” said Gustav quietly. At a curt nod from Garner he continued his explanation. “Two years ago, while Kei, Miss O’Halloran was on her way back here from another mission, the aircraft on which she was riding was attacked by a hazu of mercenaries. They had been hired to kill an infant boy who was the illegitimate son and sole heir of the now deceased Senator Reginald Riff of the St. Lukes’ district. The senator’s wife, after she was told by her husband that he was divorcing her, hired the thugs to kill not only her husband and his mistress, Sha Li but also the couple’s son who had just been born a few weeks before that. However, the Riff’s maid somehow discovered the plot and spirited the child away. When the aircraft was attacked she and everyone else aboard except Kei and the child were killed.

With her dying breath she entrusted the child’s safety to Kei, begging her to protect the infant from the assassins. Kei grabbed the kid and jumped from the craft mere seconds before it crashed in the Girol Mountains. She then eluded pursuit, managing to take out all the mercs who were pursuing them. When her then TC partner, Yuri Donovan, arrived to rescue them, Kei appointed herself and Yuri to be the kid’s godmothers and christened him Keitarou. The boy is now being cared for by a former colleague of Charlie’s named Beryl Mason. So you see Spike that whoever you saw on that vidfilm just could not possibly be Keitarou Riff. Hey Charlie, how about another round for all of us?’ Garner wordlessly refilled their tumblers and filled one for Spike. “Now how about we watch that part again? I, for one, think my aizu are playing tricks on me.” requested Garner. “Gomen Charlie. CC, onegai rewind the film and run it through again.” Anton apologized to Garner. All four of them watched silently as Bluesummers appeared on the catwalk above the mezzanine. Suddenly there was a flash of intense white light. As it cleared, a domo strange contrivance seemed to materialize before them. It was a blue police box from mid-20th century Terra. The doors parted and a tall unkempt man wearing a long purple coat and a black Trilby stepped out. Behind him emerged a tall dark-haired beauty clad in leopardskin garb. A dagger or tante was strapped to her right hip. While she was looking around curiously a third occupant exited the odd craft. Incredibly, it was Keitarou Riff!

Chapter 5 “Paying A Call on the 3WA” coming soon.

Well how do you like it so far? Gomen to those of anata who were expecting a quick read. We don’t think that a short “Lovely Angels” fanfic CAN be written. It is just too intense and tends to write itself with no end in sight. Some of the InuYasha fanfictions are on Chapter 90 or so! We have roughed out an outline up to Chapter 27 so far. The Kome (say Koo-Me) and Kei “catfight” will be a WWF 2 falls out of three wrestling bout. But will it end there? You’ll have to wait until Chapter 9 to find out. That chapter will be called “What NOT To Do On the Lovely Angel 2 or Yuri Makes A Booboo!” Be warned that the language will be, shall we say, colorful. And Kome will do a most unladylike thing but again it will be Yuri’s fault. OK-No more spoilers! Onegai read and review. Give us some suggestions too. Plenty of time since liftoff isn’t until Chapter number--Ow! OK Kei. No more spoilers! Arigato for the reviews. So far no one has flamed us too badly. Guess they’re afraid of you Kei, eh? Er we missed a few translations so-a tante is a short dagger like sword usually carried by a woman. The term is from the Samurai. Anata means you and you better have this one too. We will be using the numbers zero (rei) through ten (jyuu)(say dew) for the countdown. One (ichi); two (ni)(knee); three (san); four (shi)(she); five (go); six (roku)(rock-u); seven (nana); eight (hachi)(ha-chee) and nine (kyuu)(cue or queue). That’s all for now hazu so ja mata-Keiman and Kei.

keimanzero

Hassan- Can I use the quick reply to post chapters instead of the main box with avatar and the other stuff on it? After all it's just a chapter posting. Thanks-K&K

keimanzero

Xmas with the DP-Enjoy.-K&K


Chapter 6 “A Most Unusual Tale Is Told” or “More Sake and Cigarettes”


You will all remember that at the conclusion of Chapter 5 the three chiefs were flabbergasted at the sudden unexpected appearance of the TARDIS in 3WA headquarters. You will also recall that Doctor No. 4 (Tom Baker) emerged followed by his current companion Leila (Louise Jameson) and their guest Keitarou Riff, Kei and Yuri’s godson who was 20 years of age. Remember the Keitarou that they know is only 2 years old! So on to the next chapter. Keitarou speaks to the trio--”Gomen my good tomos! Anata are not insane. I am, indeed, little Keitarou Riff. Hai, I am the same baby protected and rescued by my Aunties Yuri and Kei two years ago in this time, I believe. Raised by my Grandma Beryl, I entered the 3WA Academy and graduated in AD 2262. I was then 14 years old. I joined the 3WA as a tro-con trainee that same year. At the age of 17, that is, in AD 2265, I was assigned to Tro-Con Ann Hathaway who is Ella Hathaway’s daughter. Our code name is the “Avenging Angels” and we are part of Unit 9. Mr. Gustav is our superior, but, gomen sir, you are a smidgen older than you are now. On the mission before this one, Ann was severely injured and had to be hospitalized. So on this mission I am flying solo.


While investigating on Cybytron, I discovered that a criminal named Legato Bluesummers was working hand-in-glove with a traitor within the Cybytron government. Both he and Legato were being used by a sinister character known as the “Black Ghost”. While there I made the acquaintance of the Doctor and his lovely assistant Miss Leila here. The Doc is a time lord from Gallifrey. His mode of transport is a TARDIS-Type 40. He agreed to take me back in time to before Bluesummers hooked up with his informer on Cybytron. That way I could easily capture both of them. Together we would foil “Black Ghost’s” plans and arrest him. Of course Bluesummers and his co-hort would receive immunity from prosecution for their assistance and testimony. Oh, TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimensions In Space. It has something to do with quantum physics but it’s all Greek to me!


Well, anywho the Doc and Leila took us back in time to this morning in that Mall place downtown. Just as I was about to nab Legato, some idiot’s blaster bolt almost took my head off! Discretion being the better part of valor, we made a hasty retreat. We then decided that the best thing to do was to make contact with the 3WA in this time/space continuum and perhaps join forces with you. And here we are.”


Keitarou finished his lengthy narrative and saluted his three “uncles”. Then Anton began to bellow with uncontrolled mirth. “What’s the joke Uncle Anton?” asked Keitarou. “Doctor, is he alright?” a worried looking Leila wondered. “Leila, that is called humor. He is fine but I fail to see any reason for enjoyment myself.” replied the Doctor. Now Don and even Garner had joined in and were chuckling as well.


“That idiot who almost took your head off this morning was your Auntie Kei! She was also after Bluesummers but for another reason. You see he is a wanted felon on another planet called Gunsmoke. She did get him finally with her partner, Marlene Angel You may have noticed a small blonde standing next to Legato? That was Marlene. They--” Anton was interrupted by Keitarou. “Oro? Auntie Yuri and Auntie Kei aren’t still partners now?” he cried incredulously.


“Nai, the CC decided to make some changes.” explained Gustav. “OK but where is Legato now?” demanded Keitarou. Don glanced at his wrist chromo. “He should be aboard the “Lovely Angel 2” about now.” he said. Garner looked over and asked Keitarou. “Oro was the year when you left Ann at that hospital? How old are you son?” he inquired. “It was AD 2268. I’m twenty years old but why Uncle Charlie?” asked a puzzled tro-con. “After that, we all need another snort kid, that’s why!” explained Garner, reaching for three more glasses. “Don, onegai do the honors if you will and help yourselves to a smoke.” Garner was beaming all over the place. “Wow! I just realized something. You’re a whole year older than your Auntie Kei and your Auntie Yuri!” exclaimed Garner with a smile. “OK guys, onegai fill everybody in on our briefing earlier today. Do you think that the ship will hold them all Anton?” wondered Garner.


Keitarou and Leila burst out laughing. “Uncle Charlie, the TARDIS exists in more than three dimensions.” Keitarou explained. “So? Oro?” chorused his three “uncles”. “So,” explained Leila, “it is much bigger on the inside than it is on the outside!” she replied giggling.

“I see.” said Garner. “Well anything is possible according to old CC. But, Doctor, oro kinds of firepower does it carry?” Garner wanted to know. The Doctor had a pained expression on his face. “We time lords are keepers of the peace, sir. We do not believe in violence as a means to an end. Therefore, of course, we carry no weapons whatsoever.” explained the time lord indignantly.


“That’s why we got our asses out of there so fast this morning, Uncle Charlie.” said Keitarou who then turned to the Doctor and asked.

“Can you materialize the TARDIS on board Auntie Kei’s ship if someone shows you its location?” The Doctor looked hurt. “Mere child’s play tomo mine.” he said with a laugh. Garner also laughed. “OK do it. Now let’s see if I’ve got this situation straight. We have Kei, Yuri, Marlene, Kome, Don, Anton, Spike, Legato, both Mugghis, both Nammos; we also have the good Doctor, Miss Leila and Keitarou, making fifteen in all. Onegai, brief everyone on the mission. Then go to the armories and draw the necessary supplies and weapons. In the meantime I will conduct the Doctor to the launching bays. OK? Let’s go hazu! But first a toast!” he said, raising his glass of sake. “To new tomos and old and to a successful mission!” They all touched glasses and drank. “A very good year.” said the Doctor approvingly. “Oro is it, Doctor? The bubbles tickle.” asked Leila giggling. “It is called sake. It is an alcoholic beverage made from rice and is quite potent. So no more for you. Go with the others. I will follow with the TARDIS. Come, Garner and show me the location of Miss Kei’s ship.” said the Doctor, opening the doors of the aoishi box. “Don’t worry. It is bigger inside.” he added. Garner followed him through the doors. “Oh it is, is it?” joked Garner, entering the TARDIS. “Holy Christ! How the jigoku--” Garner’s voice trailed off.


Don and Anton began to explain the situation to Keitarou while they were exiting the room on their way to the arsenal storage areas.


“Soon they’ll all be gone and I’ll be left alone again with that drunken moronic baka Garner! I just cannot seem to catch a break!” complained CC to itself sorrowfully.


Well that’s it hazu for this chapter. Onegai read and review. Tell us what you want to see and we’ll try to put it in somewhere. Hai, next chapter will be the big fight between Kome Sawaguchi and Kei O’Halloran as promised! Chapter 7 “The Lovely Angel Two Fellowship” or “What Not To Do On the Lovely Angel Two-Yuri Makes A Booboo” will follow soon. Arigato and Ja Mata from us both-Keiman and Kei.

keimanzero

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Chapter 7 “The Lovely Angel 2 Fellowship” or “What Not To Do On The Lovely Angel 2/

Yuri Makes A Booboo”

DISCLAIMER: OK, Haruka-san Takachiho owns Kei and Yuri. We own our own stuff. Other kind authors own other anime and TV

stuff. Happy Anniversary to the Angels and Happy Birthday (March) to both Classic and Flash Yuri. Okay here we go-

At the conclusion of Chapter 6 you will no doubt recall everyone but CC had gone aboard the “Lovely Angel 2”. Garner of course is only aboard to say bon voyage. He ain’t going! Here is Chapter 7:

The fifteen occupants of the ship were assembled in the living space of the “Lovely Angel 2” (let’s call it the rec room OK?), waiting expectantly. TSC Garner, still in shock from the trip he just took from his own conference room to the Angel in a craft the size of a vidphone booth had just exited the TARDIS, which now occupied the stern end of this large room. The Doctor 4 followed him out and strode over to the group. Garner performed the introductions. The Doctor noticed a bored looking redhead with intense green aizu standing all by herself in the rear of the hazu. When the name of “Kei O’Halloran” was announced by Garner she had raised a black gloved hand and said “Konnichi Wa” in greeting. The Doctor noticed that the other ladies were all grouped around a violet-coifed wench who Garner had informed them was “Yuri Donovan”. She seemed to be telling them a very funny story. Leila seemed relaxed and even laughed every now and then. So he strolled over to Kei. “Hello there Miss O’Halloran.” he said, extending his hand. “I am the Doctor.” Kei shook hands with him and said “Onegai call me Kei. Miss is way too formal man.” Before the Doctor could reply there was a loud guffaw from Yuri’s little band. Kei’s face had turned bright scarlet and her aizu were flashing green fire. “Gomen, Doctor but I need to talk to that purple-haired vacuumhead.” she said, striding over to Yuri.

Poporo noticed Kei’s approach and nudged Gustav. “Hey Anton, this’ll be good! Kei just realized what story Yuri’s been telling everybody!” Anton went chalk white. “Oh Christ! Nai, not again!” he expostulated, racing to intercept Kei. He was too late. “Why you stupid, air-headed freak sonofabitch! Oro’s the big idea of telling everybody about that Gysumeo incident? I’m gonna tear your Kami shimmata f***ing face off for you, you no good rotten traitor!” fumed a livid Kei.

“Oh, that’s so coool! A tro-con arresting her own partner for carrying an illegal weapon! That is SO funny! Ho-Ho-Hee-Hee-Ha-Ha! What kind of a baka goes off half-cocked on a personal vendetta after they quit the Kami shimmata 3WA? They’re just asking for it! Of all the dumb bastards! Ha-Ha-Ha! That is too coool!! Imagin--” Kome Sawaguchi was really having a good laugh and enjoying herself to no end. Suddenly WHAM!! A swift hard right of an uppercut landed on Kome’s chin knocking her violently backwards into a bulkhead wall. Then a black gloved hand grabbed her by the collar and slammed her into that same wall face first. “Anata think that’s funny, eh? Well I’ll show you something hilarious!” Kei exploded, reaching for her holstered blaster. What’s up with you, Miss O.? It’s a cool story. Hey Yuri, tell Miss O. that one about you and that birdbrain on Gysumeo!” Kome yelled over to Yuri. Marlene Angel ran over to pull her partner/supervisor off of Kome. “Kome you jackass!” she hissed in a whisper. “That tro-con that Yuri arrested was Kei! So shut the jigoku up if you don’t want to get yourself killed!” Marlene informed Kome quietly. Yuri, who had been checking pre-flight data with Mugghi 2 and Nammo 2 returned to the rec room where her little hazu was eagerly anticipating the conclusion to her story or so she thought! As soon as she entered the room the first thing Yuri saw was Anton Gustav trying to separate Kome from Kei. “Oh oh”, she thought, “Kei must’ve overheard that last one that I was telling them!” She hurried over to try and talk some sense into Kei before Kome became another notch on Kei’s blaster!

Chapter 8 “Yuri Goofs Up Again And Kome Puts Her Foot In It” is next up. Onegai read and review.

Well now you know how the fight got instigated! Hang in there for the big one! -Keiman and Kei.

keimanzero

Xmas with the DP-Enjoy and thanks-K&K


Chapter 8 “Yuri Goofs Up Again And Kome Puts Her Foot In It”

DISCLAIMER: Domo arigato to Haruka-san Takachiho for the use of Kei and Yuri. He owns the Lovely Angels. We own our own st

stuff. Other kind authors own their own creations from anime and TV. We arigato them too a lot.

Chapter 7 ended with Anton trying to separate Kome from Kei with Yuri interceding to prevent further bloodshed. Now--

AN-In Chapter 7 after Kei had fumed at her for no reason as far as he could tell Yuri had gone to the bridge to check the instruments with Mugghi 2 and Nammo 2. On her return she realized why Kei had gone ballistic on her. She had immediately tried to put things to right. OK that said: Now Kei, even you will have to admit that it was pretty funny when I handed you back your gun on that ice floe and then put the cuffs on you. I couldn’t have arrested you for weapons violations LEGALLY for carrying a gun when you were no longer a tro-con if you hadn’t’ve accepted the piece! Whoops!” began Yuri before realizing what she had just said. “So the fruitcake with weird hair thinks I’m a joke too, eh!” said Kei, dropping Kome to the floor and smashing her gloved right hand and forearm across Yuri’s throat. She grinned at her evilly. “Now Kei, I did ayamaru (apologize) to you for that and so did Mr. Garner. It’s all water under the bridge now, isn’t it? asked a suddenly panic-stricken Yuri. Kei leaned in closer and said “Hai, it was and you yakusokued (promised) me NEVER to mention that incident on Gysumeo ever again, Yuri! And now you seem to have turned it into part of ‘story time’ for the kiddies!”

Kome, who had been recovering slowly from her ordeal, looked up at Kei and said “If you want to go at it with me let’s do it now! You ain’t so tough! I could take your ass apart with one hand tied behind my back! I’ll--” boasted Kome, coming to an abrupt halt. Kei, still holding Yuri against the wall, rounded on the tow-headed strawberry blonde. “Are you really sure you want to take ME on, you pink-headed freak?” asked Kei very quietly. “I ain’t afraid of you, Miss ‘I’m better than you are’ O’Halloran! Just you name the terms and I’ll be glad to oblige you! I have yet to have a decent scrap since we left Terra! And for your information, baka, you ain’t got a sense of humor either!” Kome stood with balled fists at her sides after delivering that tirade to the fiery redhead. Kei finally released Yuri by flinging her at Anton who barely caught her in his arms. Kei smiled at Kome. “OK, kid, you’re on! We have a gymnasium on the Angel and I will meet you there in twenty minutes. Yuri knows where it is. And for your information, after Yuri arrested me, against Garner's orders I might add, I spent roku (six) long weeks in stir until Garner needed me to back up that stupid bitch when she tried to save Kapps from himself. (AN-”DP Flash-Mission 1-Episode 4 “Sleeping Angel” contains the whole story about this fiasco) That’s why I get so steamed whenever Yuri decides to tell that story. See you in twenty kid! Remember, you asked for it!” Kei strode over to the bar and poured herself out a glass of Tullamore Dew Irish whisky and drained it in one go. “Now just a second girls!” said Garner. “Oh, let ‘em blow off some steam Charlie!” said Don. “Besides I’ll give you 100 to 1 odds that Kei creams her ass but good! Any takers?” Anton grinned. “No contest there Don.” he said. “You two are a jigoku of a lot of help! Stop encouraging them!” Garner was livid.

Anton clapped a hand on his chief’s back. “Look at it this way Charles. They both need extra training time, don’t they? This is the perfect outlet for it!” explained Gustav. “Hai, you’ve got a point there.” agreed Garner. “OK they can do it but you’ll be the referee. OK?” Anton nodded his head. “Now where’s the gymnasium on this tub?” capitulated Garner. “Better follow Yuri and Kome, Chief. Coming Anton?” asked Don, trailing the two tro-cons from Lovely Angel Team 1. “Never a dull moment around here, it seems. Mind if we tag along too, Mr. Garner?” asked the Doctor. “Sure, why not? The more the merrier Doctor. Come along and bring Miss Leila as well by all means.” invited Garner.

Chapter 9 “The WWF-3WA Style” is next up. Onegai r & r. All comments and suggestions welcome. Arigato to our reviewers.

We apologize for this getting so lengthy but it just seems to write itself. After checking out some other fanfics though

we realized that some are over 100 chapters and still going strong! So 40 or so doesn’t seem really excessive after all.

See ya soon. Ja Mata--Keiman and Kei.