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    Here's Ch 66-Part 3-K&K

    Ari keyed up the security system vids for the hold (where Mi-Ke was stored)and her vidscreen showed the tank in all her glory! Less than three hours ago, she, the baron and Arkton had just finished fitting her up with a new laser cannon and an ion blaster as well as a plasma gun! Emma had promised that they could keep the added weapons even if they returned to Elfland. After all, Celsia was an elf! Emma had offered to return them all to Terran Japan after 'Kronos' was fixed but they were all sorta fond of their new home and had not yet decided whether or not to accept her offer after this mission was finally concluded.

    Back in 'Aizu' (a region in Southern Japan on Terra) Ari hasd been a struggling actress, however, a major producer of films in Elfland had offered her a very lucrative contract with the added bonus of the opportunity to really use her acting talents! A great deal but if Ari took it she might miss out on her only chance to get back to Terra. On the other hand, back home there was only Mustafa, her grey nekko (cat) awaiting her return. No family, no real tomos (friends), no close ties of any sort whatsoever. Ryosko was already thinking about enlisting in the 'Elf Armour Corps' (with 'Mi-Ke', of course!). Junpei had been offered a position as a bodyguard by the same judge who had been (until recently) trying so hard to get the 'offworlders' off his world!

    All things considered, the three of them really had nothing to back to on Terra! Mary Claire Celsia, the Elf Elder who had been assisting them in collecting the spell fragments, had no choice except to continue collecting them if she ever wanted to regain her true human form again! Who know- maybe she liked being a panda! She sure as Hell hated it when she had been a dog the first time around! Well, her mind was made up anyway! She would remain in 'Elfland', accept 'Shogata's' offer and become a highly paid film star! "I'll do it!" she cried, slamming her coffee cup down on the 'Emerald Queen's' console.

    "Do oro, Ari?" asked Cleo. Ari spun around in her chair so quickly that she almost upended the pert blonde who had just come onto the bridge. "Oh, I just decided something about my career is all, Cleo. Where's Lover Boy, his toady, the sorceress, the blonde bomb freak and the two nuisances?" asked Ari. She was referring (of course) to Orphen, Magic, Stephanie, Mae Hopkins, Dorton and Voltron- the 'Orphen' gang and their new tomo, the explosive 'Gunsmith Cat' from Chicago on old Terra!

    "Orphen and Magic are showing off their sorcery tricks for Emma. Stephanie and Mae are making up 'Molotov' cocktails (an explosive device). Dorton's helping out in the galley and Voltron's playing chess with the 'Baron'. Sit, 'Lucky' (this to her pet Wolfen cub- an animal somewhat like a baby wolf). Emma said she only needed one of us up here on watch so here I am. Go get some food and some sleep, Ari. I'll be OK on my own." replied Cleo, sitting down beside Ari. "OK by me, Cleo. I'm ravenous and I'm dead tired! Here, take this- you may need it." said Ari, handing the girl a Mark VII blaster. Then she arose, stretched, gathered up her jacket, cloak, sword and sash and left the bridge to Cleo. After a hasty dinner, Ari retired to her quarters and finally went to bed.

    Meanwhile, back on the 'Angel' the bridge was still stifling. "Haven't you two bakas got those dam air controls running yet! I'm suffocating up here!" exclaimed Kome, kicking off her boots and yanking off her socks. "What is that thing on the window, Lady Kome?" asked a strong male voice from behind her chair. "Where the Fxxx did you come from?" cried a startled strawberry blonde, painfully aware that she was almost naked! "Lady Yuri allowed me the use of her express lift, Lady Kome. My, it is quite warm, is it not, Milady? Oh! I do beg your pardon, Milady! I had no idea that you were preparing to retire!" said the 'Dark Knight' aka 'The Chosen One'- Ivanhoe, turning his back to Kome Sawaguchi. She had quickly slipped into a pair of Kei's sweats and sneakers. "Damned 'morphing' bracelet didn't work!" she thought angrily.

    "That's OK, Sir, er, Lord Ivanhoe. You can turn around again. I'm decent. Now, just exactly oro were you asking me about?" she asked. Ivanhoe pointed a black gauntleted finger at the outside vidscreen. "That thing on that small rock, Milady. What is it, pray tell?" he asked, indicating a small item on a tiny asteroid a few hundred meters from the ship. "Dunno. Let's zoom in for a closer look, shall we?" she said, manipulating the scanner controls. The 1,000 X magnification now showed the item quite clearly. It seemed to be round wit six arms and was made of some sort of shiny metallic substance totally unlike Kelvinite! Each arm had a blade that extended out from it. It looked for all the world like a discus from Greek Terra in ancient times, the thing being only half a meter across or so. Ther was a sharp intake of his breath and the knight beside her gasped in awe and wonderment.

    "By all the Heavens! Can it be so? The 'Glave' itself? The 'Glave of Krull'?" he exclaimed loudly. Kome gave the 'Dark Knight' a blank look. "A weapon of most amazing power, Milady! It was once used by Prince Colwyn and princess Lynnette of 'Krull' to destroy a horrible fiend and save their world. But that was aeons ago! The 'Glave' has been missing since then and was feared to be lost forever! Now it is found! We must retrieve it at all costs! I must awaken the Lady Kei and go out--" began Ivanhoe. "Whoa! Nai! Don't do that! Onegai!" pleaded Kome. "But I need to use one of those small 'metal beasts' (the shuttles) to get out there to the 'Glave'!" replied the knight anxiously. "Nai, you don't. We can retrieve it without even having to leave this room, Lord Ivanhoe. Watch this." said Kome, pulling on a curious pair of metallic gauntlets which were attached by wires to a strange looking device built into the console!

    "This is called a 'tractor beam'. When activated, it can pick up anything that I point it at and then with these gloves I can maneuver it anywhere that I wanna." While the knight watched in fascination, Kome locked the beam onto the 'Glave of Krull', removed it and carried it back over to the 'Angel'. Next she opened up a small airlock directly in front of them on the exterior of the ship and deposited the item inside it. Closing the outer airlock, Kome pointed to a small receptacle resembling a glove compartment in an ancient Terran automobile. "Open that." she said. Ivanhoe did so and lifted out the weird looking weapon. Hefting it in his hand, both of them could see that it was almost the same size and shape as a discus.

    "Excuse me, Milady. I must show this to Fingal at once." he said, hurrying off in search of the 'White Druid'. Kome was curious about this strange artifact which she'd just retrieved for the knight so she struck the '?' panel on her console. "Konnichi wa, Kome. Do you have a question for me?" asked 'CC' politely. "Hai, 'CC', I do. Oro do you know about an item called the 'Glave' from ancient Terra? I've just recovered it for Lord Ivanhoe." she asked and 'CC' replied almost immediately.

    "Nai, Kome. No such item has ever existed on Terra. However, historical archives for a planet called 'Krull' in the 'Sagitarian Galaxy' list a 'Glave' as a weapon capable of producing tremendous power when wielded by someone possessing enough power to control it. Prince Colwyn and Princess Lynnette once used it to defeat a horrible enemy known as 'The Beast' and his army of 'Slayers'. After that it was feared lost, consumed by the destruction of the castle fortress of 'The Beast'. Since this destruction had scattered remnants of the castle throughout the Universe it is logical to assume that the 'glave' ended up buried on that asteroid where you and Lord Ivanhoe found it. The history of the wars on 'Krull' are quite interesting. For instance--" began 'CC'. "Arigato, 'CC'. That will be quite sufficient." said Kome. "As you wish, Kome." responded 'CC'.

    Back in his own quarters Ivanhoe was showing off his new toy- the 'Glave'. Rebecca, Odo, Fingal, Mordor, Falco and even 'Crybaby' John stared at it in awe. Of course, they all knew the legend of the 'Glave' and its awesome powers. They also knew that if anyone other than the one chosen by the 'Glave' itself tried to wield it, the 'Glave' could destroy them! Mordor had touched it and seared his hand painfully! "Apparently Ivanhoe, the 'Glave' has chosen you to wield it." said Fingal.

    Back up on the bridge, Kome was just dozing off again when-- "Have you seen Ivanhoe, Kome?" demanded a gruff voice from behind her. "Kome! Wake up, dammit! You're supposed to be on watch!" Kome rubbed her aizu and looked up at a fiery redhead in a red turtleneck and black jeans. "Oh, hi Kei. Ivanhoe? Did you try the 'Royal Suite'? He's probably playing with his new toy." said Kome, yawning.

    "Huh? Oro new toy?" asked Kei suspiciously. "He called it a 'Glave', the 'Glave of Krull'. It's sorta like a discus with knives. He found it on an asteroid out there and I picked it up for him." replied Kome. Kei was staring at the scanner screens and her gaze was transfixed. "Oro's wrong? We're still on course for 'Endor', aren't we?" asked Kome. She just could not figure out oro Kei was concerned about. "After all, oro's the damned big deal anyway?" thought the strawberry blonde commo officer.

    END OF Chapter 66. Chapter 67 'Discipline Returns to the Angel' or 'Ellen Rogers' Journal' to follow soon.

    Please r/r. Have a great day and see ya soon.-K&K

    Continued in Ch 67-Part 1

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    Here's Ch 67-Part 1 for ya-K&K

    DISCLAIMER: OK Stephanie, it's all yours! First, thank you to Mr. T. for the use of the Angels. Thanks to everyone else who is letting us use their creations. How was that, Yuri? Great! Oh yes it was, Kei! Well, we left you up in the air so let's get to Chapter67 without further preamble:-

    Chapter 67

    'Discipline Returns to the Angel'& 'Ellen Rogers' Journal'

    PART ONE

    "You used the tractor beam?" Kome nodded. "You had to de-cloak to do that. Did you remember to re-cloak afterwards?" demanded Kei angrily and Kome's face dropped. "Sorry Kei, I must have forgot. Oro's the big deal anyway?" sulked Kome. Kei hit the 'cloak' panel on the console. "We maybe OK. He doesn't seem to have noticed us." said Kei. "When you used the tractor beam, you left an energy trail. While we were visible, Berringer could have found us! Either way, it was very irresponsible of you, Kome. I seem to have let discipline slip of late. After all, this is a 3WA vessel and you and Mar are still only TC 'trainees'. Well, from now on, you're damned well going to look like trainees! While you're on duty you'll wear regulation 3WA tro-con uniforms like these." Kei slid open a closet door and pulled out two red blazers with the 3WA logo on them. Across the shoulder of each one was the word 'Trainee'. She also held up two black miniskirts and two pairs of short red boots. "Maybe if you look like a trainee, you'll start acting like one. Now get changed at once." she ordered. "Can't I just wear one of my pink jumpsuits instead?" begged Kome. "Nai, it ain't regulation 3WA wear. You think these are the pits, you should have seen oro Yuri and I once had to wear- they were called 'battle bikinis' and they left absolutely 'nothing' to the imagination! Put it on now and that's an order, dammit! Mar, Ann and Zoe will have to wear it too. Yuri and I as well as our counterparts from 2140 are included. The guys are not going to escape either! Move it!" yelled Kei.

    "Right now? Here?" asked Kome. "Why the Hell not? Nobody else is here, are they? Anyway, according to Mugghi and Nammo, while they were fixing the air controls, you were up here in your undies so oro's the big problem? Get those sweats off!" Kei sat down at the vidscreen while Kome kicked off the sneakers, shucked out o the sweatshirt and was just stepping out of the bottoms when the vidscreen's monitor winked twice meaning an incoming communication. Automatically, Kei flipped on the receiver and the face of the 'Green Baron' (Fritz von Dekker) appeared before her.

    "This is der 'Emerald Queen' calling der 'Angel 2'. Anyone there, bitte (please)? Ach! Fraulein (Miss) Kome! You are looking most kawaii (lovely) and quite fetching today! When you people at der 3WA say you're going 'casual', you really mean it, don't you?" he said. Kei glanced over at Kome. "OK, you'd better finish changing in the ready room. Oro do you want, Baron?" she asked. "Ah! Hauptmann (Captain) Kei! Berringer is headed your way. Emma thinks he locked onto your signal when you used der tractor beam! Naughty, naughty!" siad the Baron.

    Kei checked the screens and confirmed that the 'Starcrusher' was, indeed, less than shi (4) hours away from them. "Then we're all out of options and we'll have to hyperjump directly to 'Endor'. Danke scoen (Thank you) for the information, Baron." said Kei. "My pleasure, Hauptmann. Do not worry. I am no tattle tale. I will tell noone about Fraulein Kome." he replied. "Arigato, Herr Baron. I owe you one. Kei out." replied Kei.

    A very red-faced Kome walked back onto the bridge. Now she wore the hated TC Trainee outfit. "Well, Kei? You gonna keep your promise?" she asked sulkily. Kei keyed her PA mike. "Attention! All flight crews and deck watches will wear regulation 3WA TC uniforms while on duty. This order is effective immediately and there are NO exceptions to it. By my command. Kei out." She tossed down the mike and said "Satisfied, Kome?" Kome nodded and sat down. Kei next trilled Marlene. "Mar, I need you up here as soon as you've changed. We're going to have to hyperjump to 'Endor'." A few minutes later, Marlene Angel stepped off the express lift and walked down the back corridor to the bridge. She swung the doors open and strolled in wearing an identical uniform to the one Kome had on. She nodded to Kei and Kome before entering the nav room.

    "Attention all hands! Jump to 'Endor' has been calculated and coordinates laid in. We jump in five minutes so strap in and hold on." she announced over the PA system. Making a few more minute adjustments, she trilled Kei. "Ready for countdown, Boss." she trilled. "Go for it, Mar." trilled Kei. "Go, shi, san, ni, ichi, rei. Jumping now." trilled Mar, punching the hyperthrust panel. The stars became lines of light as the 'Angel' accelerated. Twenty minutes passed. "Coming out of jump. ETA on 'Endor' is three minutes. Prepare to land." announced Mar.

    "Crews to your shuttles as soon as we're down." commanded Kei. Marlene glided the 'Angel' smoothly onto the surface of 'Endor'. "We're down and safe, Kei." she trilled. Kei grabbed the PA mike and keyed it. "Attention all hands! We have just landed on 'Endor'. Yuri, Marlene, Legato, Keitarou, Zoe and Rally will report to my ready room stat!" she announced. Within five minutes the four shuttle captains, Zoe and Rally had reported as ordered.

    "Zoe, you will be the assistant pilot for the 'Angel' and Rally, you will be the scanner officer for the 'Angel'. You will continue to scan for Berringer. Both of you to your posts at once." she commanded. Zoe and Rally had both borrowed TC uniforms from Marlene and both wasted no time in complying with Kei's orders. Kei faced her four shuttle commanders. Yuri and Mar were in TC uniforms with the black micro-mini-skirts while Keitarou and Legato as well as the chiefs wore male TC uniforms. The 2140 'Angel' counterparts (Kei 2 and Yuri 2) as well as Ann Hathaway had been ordered into TC uniforms also. Ann's orders were to accompany han Solo in the 'Flying Falcon' while Rebecca's orders were to go with Jett Black on the 'Hammerhead'. Jett's craft would provide cover for Han's shuttle which would be ferrying supplies, arms, ammo and equipment between the mother ship ('Angel') and her four shuttles.

    "Are all of your crews ready to go?" was Kei's question to her shuttle captains. "Hai, Kei." replied all four of them in unison. "Then get a move on your asses! Legato has the 'Raphael' and will go to 'Antares'. Mar has the 'Leonardo' and will go to 'Lyoko'. Yuri's ship is the 'Michaelangelo' and she's off to 'Eldrad'. Lastly, Keitarou has the 'Donnatella' and is heading for 'Minerva'. Emma, the Baron and Arkton have the 'Emerald Queen'. They and their two shuttles are responsible for defending 'Halcyon', 'Zygon' and 'Tekla'. The 'Queen' is going to 'Halcyon'. You all know oro to do, right? Hold out as long as you can. Then fall back to the next planet or moon until you reach 'Tekla'. That's where we'll make our final stand and we cannot, at all costs, allow Berringer to get beyond there! He definitely must NOT reach 'Shimougou' or we'll be in deep crap! We have just received word that 'UG', 'Starfleet', 3WA and 'ISSP' fighters have converged on 'Gysymeo' and are thinning out Berringer's fleet. Kome has relayed bounty information to 'Punch 'n Judy' on 'Big Shot' which means the heavens will soon be flooded with 'cowboys'! (Kei grasped her comlink) Excuse me, gang. Hai, Rally? Oro? You're sure? OK, keep me informed. Rally reports that the 'Starcrusher' has been spotted with a twenty ship escort. Looks like the fighters and 'cowboys' have been pretty busy 'cause that seems to be all that's left of his flotilla of over 200 ships! Legatos, he's headed for 'Antares' with five ships. Five more are headed for 'Lyoko', 'Eldrad' and 'Minerva'. Yuri, Mar, Keitarou? Did you get that? (The four shuttle captains replied in the affirmative) Emma, are you guys on 'Halcyon' yet?" asked Kei.

    Continued in Ch 67-Part 2

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    Here's Ch 67- part 2 for ya-K&K

    "Are all of your crews ready to go?" was Kei's question to her shuttle captains. "Hai, Kei." replied all four of them in unison. "Then get a move on your asses! Legato has the 'Raphael' and will go to 'Antares'. Mar has the 'Leonardo' and will go to 'Lyoko'. Yuri's ship is the 'Michaelangelo' and she's off to 'Eldrad'. Lastly, Keitarou has the 'Donnatella' and is heading for 'Minerva'. Emma, the Baron and Arkton have the 'Emerald Queen'. They and their two shuttles are responsible for defending 'Halcyon', 'Zygon' and 'Tekla'. The 'Queen' is going to 'Halcyon'. You all know oro to do, right? Hold out as long as you can. Then fall back to the next planet or moon until you reach 'Tekla'. That's where we'll make our final stand and we cannot, at all costs, allow Berringer to get beyond there! He definitely must NOT reach 'Shimougou' or we'll be in deep crap! We have just received word that 'UG', 'Starfleet', 3WA and 'ISSP' fighters have converged on 'Gysymeo' and are thinning out Berringer's fleet. Kome has relayed bounty information to 'Punch 'n Judy' on 'Big Shot' which means the heavens will soon be flooded with 'cowboys'! (Kei grasped her comlink) Excuse me, gang. Hai, Rally? Oro? You're sure? OK, keep me informed. Rally reports that the 'Starcrusher' has been spotted with a twenty ship escort. Looks like the fighters and 'cowboys' have been pretty busy 'cause that seems to be all that's left of his flotilla of over 200 ships! Legatos, he's headed for 'Antares' with five ships. Five more are headed for 'Lyoko', 'Eldrad' and 'Minerva'. Yuri, Mar, Keitarou? Did you get that? (The four shuttle captains replied in the affirmative) Emma, are you guys on 'Halcyon' yet?" asked Kei.

    "Roger that, Kei. We've just arrived on 'Halcyon' and Emma has sent the 'Star Sapphire' to 'Zygon' and the 'Black Onyx' to 'Tekla'. (These were two of Emma's shuttles) The 'Baron' has the 'Star' while 'Orphen' has the 'Onyx'. We kept 'Mi-Ke' (the tank) here on 'Halcyon' with the 'Queen'. Ari, Ryosko, Celsia and Junpei are with 'Mi-Ke'. The 'Baron' has Minnie Mae, Stephanie, Voltron and Dorton (the Trolls). 'Orphen' has Magic and Cleo. Emma and I are the only ones left here on the 'Queen'. Rest assured that we are all ready and waiting for Berringer and his armada, Kei." reported Arkton. Suddenly a puzzled expression covered his face! "That's really strange, Kei. If we're on 'Halcyon', we shouldn't be able to see the 'Arcturis Cluster', should we?" Arkton sounded confused. Kei tapped Zoe on the arm. "You heard that? Well? Should they?" asked Kei. Zoe checked and rechecked her star charts, did some hasty calculations and computations, recalibrated the 'Queen's' course bearings and coordinates.

    "Definitely not, Kei! They are nowhere near the 'Eiger Belt' nor the 'Sumerian gateway'!" replied Zoe. "You got that, Ark? OK, oro direction is the Cluster from where you are now? Due West of you? Hang on, Arkie. Well, Zoe? Right. Ark, Zoe thinks that the planet you're on is 'Anvari Prime', 1,600 parsecs East from 'Halcyon'. Must have been another spacial rift. Nai Ark. Not a time distortion or we wouldn't be able to communicate with each other. Sit tight for now. Oh yeah. Ark, do you think that tank of Ari's can hold 'Halcyon' on its own? Nai? OK, I'll send the 'hammerhead' for support. Jett? Change of plans. get your ass over to 'Halcyon' stat. The 'Queen' is unavailable. Oro? Just do it. Han! Add a plasma cannon to the 'Flying Falcon'. Why? Because you just lost your fighter support so you're on your own. The 'Queen' just materialized on 'Anvari Prime'! So I sent Jett with the 'Hammerhead' to back up our tank there on 'Halcyon'." explained Kei. The shuttles landed on their assigned targets and prepared for combat. Spirits were soaring when it was announced that Berringer's forces had been reduced to twenty ships and the flagship ('Starcrusher') itself! Since Berringer had split his fleet into quarters, it meant that each shuttle would only have to deal with five ships. After news of his destructive rampages on 'Kagura', 'Gysymeo', 'Jupiter' and 'Ganymede' had reached them, the 'ISSP', 'UG' and 'Starfleet' had increased John Berringer's bounty to a whopping ten billion credits (One trillion woolongs- a 'woolong' was the Martian unit of currency and was equivalent to a 'yen' on old Terran Japan or one-ninth of a USA penny!). Each one of his three commanders were now worth five billion credits (A half trillion woolongs). Each one of his hired mercenary killers would net you one billion credits (One fifth trillion woolongs). Fat bonuses awaited any 3WA TC (and for this hunt, Legato was a temporary TC and to sweeten the pot, he had the added incentive of a full pardon from 'UG' (Vittorio Galadriel gave his personal guarantee for it!) if he managed to capture or kill Berringer himself). The bonuses were for anyone who brought in any of Berringer's gang either 'dead or alive' (For this hunt bounty was payable even if the fugitive was handed over dead! Usually bounties were paid for living fugitives only!) The hunt was open to anyone but Kei did put her foot down when Ed, Serena and her scouts, Shippou, Kagome, Robin Senna and haruto Sasashi (the witch hunters) and the other children wanted to participate in the hunt as well! The chiefs and the timelords agreed that it was much too dangerous to allow the kids to take part in this deadly quest! Ed complained the loudest (after all, she was a 'cowgirl' with the 'Bebop' crew and therefore entitled to a share of the loot!) but Spike Steigel, Faye Valentine and Jett Black soon put the kibosh on that bright idea! I Ed left the 'Angel', she would no longer be welcome as a 'Bebop' crew member. She sulked a bit until Miss Donovan (Yuri) explained that she would be more valuable to them by using 'Tomato' (her computer) to keep tabs on the 'Starcrusher'.

    The following entries are from the pages of a journal kept by Ellen Rogers, an officer on board the 'Starcrusher' and a trusted tomo of John Berringer himself. The scene shifts now to that craft:

    PART TWO--"Ellen Rogers' Journal"

    "God dammit, Ellen! Have you found them yet?" demanded an irate John Berringer. Although he tried his best not to show it, his pilot/navigator (me- Ellen Rogers) knew that John was still badly shaken up. Just before we left 'Gysymeo', he had insisted on probing the ice caverns. When he'd been informed that the probes would be useless because of the Tachyion particle beams shielding the caverns, John had sent in four shuttles with ten man crews to physically search them. The four teams were under the command of our executive officer and our trusted tomo (actually John's best tomo), our pilot, Joey Moto.

    That 'fool Scotsman' (Doohan) had insisted on going along and that 'baka of a Klingon' (Galax) and that 'moron of a Ferrengi' (Rom) so John had given each of them command of one of our precious shuttles.

    I had managed to intercept a transmission between the 'Angel' and the 'Emerald Queen' some hours before. When I had finally managed to decode it, tragically it was just a fraction of a second too late! I'd told John just as soon as I'd deciphered the phrase 'booby traps' and he'd recalled the teams but someone had just tripped a 'bouncing Betty' (left by Minnie Mae) nitroglycine bomb which (of course) had triggered the rest of the little surprises left behind by the blonde bitch! The attempted takeoffs had finished the job. The roar of the thrusters and the flames of the afterburners had detonated the remainder of the hidden explosives and caused all four caverns to implode and collapse in on each other, aided by the 'doorways' between them which had considerably weakened the ceilings! All 40 team members had been killed in the most horrifying way known to anyone! Our rescue teams had found no survivors!

    When the rest of our flotilla (at that time well over 200 ships) had escaped 'Gysymeo's' gravity well, they had been greeted by fighters, star cruisers, battle stars and whatever the Hell else that the 'ISSP', 'UG', the 3WA and 'Starfleet' could get their mitts on! There was an even a 'Death Star' courtesy of the 'Empire'! We had battled valiantly but had still lost half of our fleet. The rest of us had no choice except to make a run for it which we did!

    Strangely only a few of the combined forces' ships had given us chase! The reason soon became apparent when we reached the 'Eiger Singularity'! Facing us were literally hundreds of ships of every shape and size! That red-headed firebrand (Kei- who else!) had brought in the 'cowboys'! I had snapped on the holovid to the 'Big Shot' program (the bounty hunters' show) and the co-hosts (Punch and Judy) were giving out the grim details-- A trillion woolongs for John (a woolong is the Martian unit of currency and is worth about a ninth of a US Terran penny), half a trillion for his three commanders (Try and collect that now, you bitches! Wait, I guess that would mean me too now!) and a fifth of a trillion for anybody else in our gang! Then my heart had sunk- the three words dreaded and feared by all criminals 'Dead or Alive'! The rest of our fleet must have been watching the Punch 'n Judy Show too! Several of our ships simply gave up without a fight. You could expect mercy from the law but not so with 'cowboys' especially with promises of this kind of loot and that 'Dead or Alive' tag to boot! The Klingons and Romulans had tried to fight their way through the gauntlet and had been fried instantly! The 'Ocana' ship had rammed six or eight of them before it was blasted into oblivion by concentrated plasma bombs! It was truly horrifying to stand idly by watching and to be able to do absolutely nothing!

    Continued in Ch 67-Part 3

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    Here's Ch 67-Part 3 for ya-K&K

    I had actually cried when the young Tamaranian girl's ship had been vaporized a few scant meters away from us! The girl was 'Darkstar', a cousin of Arkton, Blackfire and Starfire. By that time our fleet of 100 had been depleted to 26 including us ('Starcrusher')! John had assembled the crew and told them that if anyone wanted out he or she could take a lifepod and go. "I think you already know the answer to that one, Captain." Ted Montague had said. I had really liked Ted. He hailed from 'Workoh' in the 'Silurian Quadrant' and had actually grown up with Kei O'Halloran! Ted knew how the redhead thought and had advised John accordingly on many key issues involving her. Sadly, he had been incinerated an hour later during a photon beam attack and had died instantly. When all hope seemed lost, I had (finally!) discovered a 'wormhole' directly in front of us! It wasn't too stable but it was our only chance so we took it. We made it through along with twenty of the remaining ships. However, the last five had been crushed when the wormhole had imploded and collapsed in on itself!

    "Well, Lieutenant? Where the Fxxx are they?" John's roar jarred me back to the present- brutally! A slight breeze against my legs caused me to shiver involuntarily. In that last exchange of fire, a plasma bolt had seared my thigh causing me to scream in pain. John had immediately raced to my side, Seeing that the section of fabric on the leg of my flightsuit was still smoking, he'd ripped away most of my lower flightsuit and clapped a burn bandage over the wound. His quick thinking had probably saved my leg even if I was giving out a free 'peep show' to the rest of the flight crew! There'd been no time for me to change yet and I had quite a red face sitting there with my fluorescent green undies on display for all to see! The guys (of course!) were pretending not to notice (Kami bless 'em!). A shot of 'Axileine 30' had numbed the pain on contact but now I was really starting to feel sleepy! John must have noticed because he said softly to me "As soon as we find'em, you can get some rest, Ellen. Anything on the 'scopes at all?" I started to shake my head 'no', then I saw them! "Four small ships each on 'Antares', 'Minerva', 'Eldrad' and 'Lyoko'. Three more on 'Halcyon', 'Zygon' and 'Tekla'. Wait! Two on 'Halcyon'. Christ! One just vanished! The other one is tiny! Ah! There she is John, I'll bet! A larger ship on 'Endor', one of 'Antares' moons. I'd swear that's the 'Angel', sir." I said.

    John grabbed the comm mike and keyed it. "Attention to orders! We've just found them! There's twenty of you left and us ('Starcrusher'). Divide into four groups of five. Each group will go to either 'Antares', 'Minerva', 'Eldrad' or 'Lyoko'. We'll send three shuttles out to 'Halcyon', 'Zygon' and 'Tekla'. The 'Starcrusher' will head for 'Endor', one of 'Antares' moons. Strike hard and fast, then pull out. If you get separated, we'll rendezvous on 'Sakura' (one of the five moons of 'Shimougou'). Show no mercy and take no prisoners! Remember 'Gysymeo'! Good luck and Kami bless you all! Arigato tomos watashi (my friends) and ja mata! Berringer out." He turned to me. "Take us to 'Endor'. I can't wait to get my hands round that bitch's throat! We'll light up 'Elenore' and 'Furool' (two main cities of 'Shimougou') so they look like the Terrans' Fourth of July fireworks! Ellen, you look like crap! Go get some rest and eat something, for Kami's sake! See you at midnight. Dismissed." I snapped off a quick salute and raced for the lift. I made it inside just before what was left of my flightsuit bit the dust! Luckily the lift opened into a blind corridor and my suite was the only one in it. I took a quick shower, then stood in the drying alcove with the heat at fifty degrees Kelvin. I put on fresh undies (normal white ones this time!), pajamas and a green kimono. Then I repped up some coffee and dinner. I had a glass or two of Chianti too (I really needed it!) while I finished plotting the course to 'Endor'. After dozing off thrice, I tossed down my comp wand and ditched my kimono. Then I hit the hay and slept soundly until the klaxons awakened me at 2300 hours. I rubbed the sleep from both aizu and called up the frontal vidcam's vidscreen. There was 'Endor' still a few parsecs (two Terran solar hours) away from us, however, the heat sensors were picking up on Helluva lot of activity on its surface! I zoomed in for a closer look and did a double take!

    I grabbed my ship's mike and keyed it. "John, it's Ellen. Take a look out your frontal viewports. I don't like the look of this at all, John. That's the 'Angel', sure as Hell but, shimatta John, that thing's huge! Nine surface levels and five or six sublevels! That ship must hold at least 200! We're outnumbered by at least four to one, John! And I'm quite certain that I deciphered the terms 'Saiyaans', 'Demons', 'Time Lords', 'Knights' and 'Legato Bluesummers'!" I said worriedly. John paled. "Can we still cloak? Well, Lex? Can we?" asked John. Our chief engineer was a vast, huge, hulking dude of a guy! He sounded a Helluva lot like Greg Eagles who did the voice of the 'Grim Reaper' on that ancient Terran cartoon show we'd been watching last week! "Hell, no! Mon, we can't cloak! Not since that last damned plasma bomb knocked the warpcore offline! That Fxxxed up the cloaking hardware and shorted out all the Goddam circuits too! Mon, we should cut our losses and run!" advised Lex Luthor. He had joined our expedition after the 'Justice League' failed to return to Terra. Lex wanted another showdown with them especially with that 'dogoody superhero creep', Superman! Ignoring Lex's sound advice, John demanded to know how many shuttles we had left. "Three, mon. Two are operational and one's totally wasted, John." replied the engineer. "Prep one of 'em and I'll send Viscious down to scope out the situation. Our shuttle cloaks still function, don't they?" demanded Berringer. "I suppose that I could 'juryrig' something up for you, Mon but how do we hide this monster? The 'Starcrusher's' cloaks are totally kaput!" replied Lex. Knives pointed to the starscreens. He was Vash the Stampede's brother from 'Gunsmoke'. "Oro kind of terrain is 'Endor'?" he asked. Lex selected a nav map from the chart programs and called it up onto the screens for Knives. It was easily seen that 'Endor' was virtually a desert world. "How about there?" asked Knives, pointing out a cluster of rocky cliffs a good fifty kilos away from the 'Angel'. "They'll conceal the ship and maybe even block their scanner waves. Plenty of room for our shuttles too." he added dryly.

    "Then that's oro we'll do, kid! Ellen, lay in a course for those cliffs. Ellen!" said John angrily. "Ellen's not back on duty yet, Mon." said Lex who was trying to come up with a solution to their cloaking woes. "Who's our backup navigator?" demanded John testily. "I suppose I am." said the tall brunette wearing an aizupatch who had just walked onto the bridge. "We're on course for 'Endor'. Correlate our landing approach so that we land behind those cliffs in the Southern Quadrant- unseen if possible." ordered John. "Thewn we should sweep round the Western border and come in from the North, man." advised the white trench-coated beauty. "Capital idea! Make it so,Dominique." replied John. Our second navigator was the feared 'Dominique the Cyclops', second gun of the infamous 'Gung Ho Guns', a group of mercenary killers founded by Knives and until recently ably led by Legato Bluesummers back on planet 'Gunsmoke'. A bitter taste filled John's mouth at the mere thought of Bluesummers! (It was now widely known that Legato had joined forces with the 'UG' and the 3WA. In fact he was one of Kei O'Halloran's most trusted lieutenants and had even been given command of one of the 'Angel' shuttles. Unknown to anyone except Kei and Yuri, Legato's intent was to enroll in the 3WA Academy and become a tro-con there on 'Shimougou'. With his fantastic powers of mind control he would be an invaluable asset to them wherever he was finally assigned).

    Continued in Ch 67-Part 4

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    "Ready to start our descent now, sir." said our ash blonde co-pilot, jarring John out of his reverie. "Good Molly, take us in and be careful. Kei may have Solo or Black out on a scouting patrol." replied John. "Hai, sir. Here we go." said Molly, shoving the throttle forward and yawing into the winds howling through the canyons which were their intended landing site. "Will she still remain with us once her memory returns?" mused John to himself. (Molly had been found two years ago by Jane Emeraldas on 'Trigoran VI', a small moon near 'Romula'. She was suffering from severe hypothermia as well as acute amnesia. Molly had been wearing the tattered remnants of a magenta flightsuit without markings of any sort. The only thing she could remember was that her name was Molly. She also knew how to pilot any kind of starship too. Emma had given her command of the 'Grey Garnet' (one of the 'Emerald Queen's shuttles) and had assigned her a three man crew. Her task had been to search for likely targets and relay that information back to Emma. Remember that the 'Queen' was a pirate vessel! Then Emma would raid them. Molly had been quite successful in these endeavors and had proved to be a skilled and fearless fighter. Given the locale whrer Emma had found her coupled with her piloting and fighting skills, Emma believed her to be none other than one-half of the 3WA's original 'Lovely Angels' team. Her partner, Iris, believing she had been betrayed by the 3WA and also believing her partner to be dead (The 3WA thought they were both dead!) spurned the law after that and became the deadly assassin 'Lady Flair'. Later on Iris was killed by a megalomaniac named 'Waldess' after Iris had foiled his 'SIREN' plans for intergalactic war, thereby saving the lives of Kei O'Halloran, Yuri Donovan and then Unit Sector Chief Charles Augustus Garner. Of course he was now the Territorial Sector Chief for the 3WA. John worried that when Molly's memory returned that she would return to the 3WA once again).

    "Final approach, sir. Please strap yourself in and hold tight." said Molly, again recalling John Berringer back to the situation at hand. John obeyed her and soon we were settled neatly in a small copse of trees, camouflaged on all sides by imposing rocky cliffs. John had to admit that his co-pilot looked quite stunning in her red/grey mini-skirted flightsuit. Although adept in all weaponry, Molly's preferred weapon was a star laser sword which she could wield (using either hand) with deadly accuracy.

    Lex announced that two of our shuttles were now operational and had working cloaks. John assigned Viscious command of the 'Red Dragon' and detailed Shishio, Freeza and Cooler to be his crew. His mission was to fly to the 'Angel' (cloaked) and determine the strength of Kei's defenses. John wanted to know oro firepower she carried and how many were left aboard her. The 'White Tiger' he gave to Shade along with a crew of Caine the Long Shot (a sniper from the 'Gung Ho Guns'), Star Sapphire (a sorceress) and the Terran villain, the Joker. His mission was to set up a defense line to be used to cover Viscious's retreat should it become necessary. If the opportunity presented itself, Caine was to use his long range disruptor beam rifle cannon to kill Kei or Yuri or both! He was, however, to take no unnecessary risks. John had debated over sending our newest crew member, Yumi Ishiyama, a fourteen year old schoolgirl from Old Terra who was skilled in the ancient Samurai/Ninja arts of fan fighting but he had finally decided against it. He did not entirely trust this strange, dark-haired beauty in black just yet. After dispatching his two shuttles, John picked up the ship's mike and called Lex.

    "Any chance of using the 'Seiryuu Shenduu' ('Blue Dragon', one of our shuttles) at all, Lex?" asked John. "Johnny, you are one Helluva lucky bastard, Mon! I just cleaned out the auxilliary cortex and now I'm recharging it. The controls are OK and the cloak seems to be functioning normally. Who you giving this one to, Mon?" asked Lex Luthor. "Valmont. I'll detail Shuu, Rattso, Flynn and Hakuba to go with him. They'll be held in reserve to defend 'Starcrusher' if we get into trouble. Sending them down now Lex and domo arigato tomo watashi for everything." replied John. "OK, Mon! Don't get mushy!" said Lex. When the 'Seiryuu Shenduu' had lifted off, John placed Molly in command and went to get some food and rest.

    While all this was going on upstairs, downstairs in my cabin I was assessing my situation. My last flightsuit shredded by Jhn, I had no choice except to wear a shimatta skirt! I was changing into a grey mini when Yumi knocked on and then opened my door. "Konnichi wa, Ellen-San." she said with a courteous old-world style bow. "Oh, hi Yumi. Oro is it, tomo?" Iasked. "You shouldn't wander around the ship like that, kid!" I added. Yumi had come over from her cabin (six doors away and on the opposite side of my deck) wearing a black mock turtleneck sweater, socks, black moon boots, a pair of skimpy deep red bikini underbriefs and--nothing else! Yumi looked puzzled. "Why, Ellen-San? Aren't these the women's quarters?" she asked. "Not entirely, Yumi. Valmont and his boys live over there and Knives is right next door to you." I explained. "Now get in here and shut the door." I snapped. Yumi obeyed. "Why are you not going to wear slacks, Ellen-San?" she asked. "John ruined my flightsuit, all of my slacks are in the laundry and this is all I've got left, kid." I replied ruefully. Yumi kicked a toe at the carpet. "You can wear my flightsuit if you wanna. It's too big for me anyway or I could loan you a pair of slacks. You're just about my big sister's size and I've got a few of her old hand-me-downs which are still a little too big for me but it's up to you, Ellen-San." said Yumi. I pulled on a kimono and tossed one to Yumi. "OK. Put this on and we'll go to your room." I said. The kid threw on the garment and led the way back to her room.

    Continued in Ch 67-Part 5

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    Keying the door controls, Yumi said "Lyoko." and the door flashed open. I followed her in and the door flashed closed. "Yumi, why did you choose that strange word for your security code?" I asked, shedding my kimono. Yumi had already tossed hers onto the sofa. "Lyoko is the virtual world where we fight Xana. He wants to take over the Earth and he terrorizes poor Princess Aelita something fierce. It sounds cool too." she replied. Opening her armoire, she handed me a bright scarlet flightsuit. I noted the size, looked at it critically, held it in front of myself and looked in the mirror. The sleeves were way too short and the leggings barely reached to my knees! "Still too small, love. Oro have you got of your sister's?" I asked, handing her back the outfit which Yumi carefully hung up again. "Any special color?" asked Yumi. "Powdered aoishi?" I asked hopefully. I really hated black which was all that I'd ever seen the kid in. "Like this?" she asked, handing me a very expensive-looking brushed poplin pantsuit in that shade of aoishi. It came with a matching tank top and a pair of kawaii aoishi doeskin boots. I lost no time in getting into it. After pulling on the blazer, I admired myself in the mirror. I looked quite stunning in it! "Perfect, Yumi. Arigato." I said. "Want to see our bridge, kid?" I asked her and her aizu shone brightly. "Sure, Ellen-San! Let's go!" she cried, hand on the door controls. "You sure as Hell don't want to go like that, I hope?" said I, pointing to her reflection in the mirror. Yumi glanced up, blushed a deep crimson and yanked on a pair of black denims. "Much better, kid." I chortled and this time I led the way back to my room where I stopped to buckle on my gunsash and bandolier. Then I shoved a disruptor pistol into my holster and said "You armed, kiddo?" Yumi shook her head. "Here, take this." I said, handing her a Mark III miniblaster which she shoved into her waistband. "John's rule, not mine. No unarmed personnel on the bridge." I explained. "This way, Yumi." I added, walking into my study and keying open an inner door. "Express lift to our flight deck." I explained.

    In the blink of an aizu we stepped onto the bridge and into a cacaphony of whistles and catcalls! Did we look that good in these outfits? The noise continued until John growled "Enough already! Welcome to the bridge, kiddo. You both look quite kawaii today. How's the leg, Ellen?" I winced. "It's still there, John. You don't mind if Yumi stays up here with us for a bit, do you? Hai, John. She is armed." I said and John grinned. "Sure. Why not? Make yourself at home, sweetheart. Ellen, you have the comm. Lex'll brief you on our status. Ja mata. Bye, Yumi." he said and left for his own rooms.

    "Sit down over there." I said and the teen obeyed at once. "Tell me, Yumi, why exactly did you join up with us? John never did tell us." I asked the kid. Yumi looked shocked! "I know that this thing is some sort of space ship, Ellen-San but aren't you, John and the rest of the crew just part of 'Xana's' plans? I mean, you're all just programming and when Aelita gets to the tower and deactivates it, Jeremy will reverse time again and then none of this will have ever happened and I'll be back in my own room in 'Kadic' on Earth again in France. Right? I did hear you guys mention something about 'Lyoko' and--" Yumi stopped speaking when she realized that we were all staring at her like she had lobsters crawling out of here ears!

    "Yumi, Honey. This is the year AD 2251 and you are on an 'R' Class battlecruiser starship called the 'Starcrusher'. We are at the moment docked on 'Endor', the third moon of a planet called 'Antares'. One of the nearby planetoids is called 'Lyoko' but nobody lives on any of these moons or planets. They're all dead worlds. We are all mercenary fighters and John is our boss. He's seeking revenge on two intergalactic policewomen who killed his brother, Max, three years ago. Their names are Kei O'Halloran and Yuri Donovan. They are both tro-cons or trouble consultants and they work for the 3WA which stands for the 'World Welfare Works Association' and it is the law enforcement arm of an organization called the 'United Galactica Federation of Galaxies'. We are all, technically, criminals and there's a bounty, a reward of several billion credits or several trillion woolongs on our heads. On 'Terra' or 'Earth' as you call it, this would amount to several hundreds of millions of dollars! These bounties are payable whether we are handed over 'dead or alive' and Honey- none of this stuff is 'virtual'! It is all quite real! Now, I think you'd better tell me the last thing that you DO remember. I'll start by telling you that we discovered you a few days ago in the stateroom you are now living in. You were wearing, gomen (pardon me), a brassiere, underbriefs and er, nothing else! The furniture and bed in your room along with your clothing must have come from your room at that school on Terra in our distant past. The room you're using was a storage room and contained nothing but cleaning supplies which have now mysteriously vanished! I believe that they are in your room on Terra two centuries ago. There have been many fluctuations in the space/time continuum of late, however, you're the first 'visitor' to show up on one of our ships! Most of them have materialized on Kei's ship, the 'lovely Angel 2' or one of her shuttles. A few have shown up on 'Gysymeo' or 'Kagura', two nearby planets."(How the oni (devil) does Ellen know this stuff? Think about it!). I was interrupted by a huge guy standing over eight feet tall! "Gomen Ellen but I just realized something. The kid showed up the same time as the 'Emerald Queen' along with Emma and her crew disappeared from 'Gysymeo'." said Lex Luthor.

    "Look, you seem like a nice lady, Ellen-San, but like you just said- you're all bad dudes! Well, I sure as the dickens don't want any part of this so here's your gun back! Just take me back home!" said Yurmi, shoving the blaster back at me and I pushed it right back into her hands. When she refused to take it, I grabbed the kid and shoved it into her waistband.

    "We don't know oro's been going on around here either but you're stuck here with us now. If you value your life, kid, you'll keep this little trinket with you all all times. The guys on this ship are dangerous characters! Don't trust any of them, Yumi!" I whispered urgently. "I'm your tomo and maybe John is too but for now I'm the only one you should trust, kid. I'm going to take a smoke break in an hour or so. Pretend that you have a headache. Go back to your room and I'll meet you there as soon as I can. Then we can talk and sort things out for you. Lock yourself in and don't let in anyone but me! After that little speech of yours, the crew's going to realize that you're not a merc (mercenary) and you are certainly not a killer! That means you're a liability and not an asset! If I can swing it, I'll try to smuggle you over to the 'Angel'. You'll be a lot safer with them than you will be with us, that's for sure! Nod if you understand me." I said in a hasty whisper. The girl nodded and began to massage her temples. "Ooh! Oro a headache! Think I'll go lay down for awhile." she said and left the bridge. An hour later I tapped lightly on Yumi's door.

    "Oro? Who is it?" called Yumi. "It's me- Ellen! Open the shimatta door, Yumi! Hurry up!" I called, trying hard to keep my voice down. "Just a second." replied the kid. The door slid open and I went in fast and keyed it shut behind me. I turned around and there was the kid standing there--in a towel! "Yumi! I've got a surface rover waiting down in the bays! Everyone else is watching for patrols so now's our chance to get you over to the 'Angel'! Put this stuff on quick and for Kami's sake, put on some underwear!" I tossed her a grey/red flightsuit, gloves and a pair of heavy flight boots. Yumi grabbed the gear and pawed in her bureau for fresh unies. Then she dashed into the bathroom. In two minutes, she was back, flight-suited and ready to go. I quickly buckled a gunsash/holster around the kid's waist, slid a heavy disruptor pistol into the holster and added two spare power packs to the ammo pouch on the belt.

    Continued in Ch 67-Part 6

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    "Put on the helmet and drop the blast shield to conceal your face. There, that's the best we can do, I guess. Follow me and be very quiet." I opened the door and peered into the hallway. It seemed deserted so I beckoned to the teen to follow me and led the way to the lift. "Docking Bay 6 stat!" The lift responded by plunging six levels to the designated room. The I led her to a rover, jumped into the driver's seat and strapped in. "Get in dammit! That guard's due back here in forty seconds! Strap yourself in tight. Here we go!" I fired up the engines and the motors purred softly. Yumi had settled into her seat and strapped herself in. I released the airlocks and the big doors in front of us parted. I drove forward, the rover lifting clear of the floor. The inner airlocks closed behind us and I opened the outer ones. I gunned it and the craft shot forward, climbing swiftly to a height of fifteen meters. I flew carefully around the cliffs, dodging the traps that we'd set to catch intruders. I yawed right and took a Southeasterly heading. I tapped Yumi's shoulder. "Listen carefully. I can't cloak this thing so I'll take you in as close as I dare. In that getup you should pass as an 'Angel' crewman. Just walk past the guards and get aboard. If you're challenged, your ship crashed on the way to 'Antares'. You're a 'Starfleet' pilot sent to look for Berringer's fleet. Don't tell them about us. You have not seen the 'Starcrusher' nor any of Berringer's gang, got it? You can always tell Kei the truth later. On second thought, Yuri's your best bet if they don't buy your story. Tell her the whole truth and cry a lot. Tell her you stole a rover and ran away from us. You have no idea where we are though. OK?"

    Yumi growled at me. "Hai Ellen, I've got it! I won't 'fink' on you guys!" I dropped into a copse of trees two kilos away from the 'Angel'. I pulled out my commando dagger and slashed her flightsuit to shreds. "Hey! Oro the Hell do you think you're doing?" she yelled, jumping out of the rover. "Shut up, stupid! You're supposed to have been in a crash- remember? You got to look like you were so scuff up those boots, rub dirt and mud on them and your gloves and don't forget your face!" I said. "Look through there. The ship's two kilos that way." I handed the kid a pair of vidtronic binoculars. "See it?" Yumi nodded and gave them back to me. "Keep 'em and here's your canteen and pack. Turn around." She did and WHAM! I hit her hard on the skull with the butt of my pistol. "Sorry, kid." I breathed. Then I fired up the rover and shot away quickly. My return was accomplished without incidemt and I was back in my room finishing my break in another ten minutes.

    END OF CHAPTER 67. 68 soon. Please r/r/s--Ja Mata-K&K

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    DISCLAIMER: OKJames, it's all yours! First, thank you to Mr. T. for the use of the Angels. Thanks to everyone else who is letting us use their creations. How was that, Yuri? Great! Oh yes it was, Kei! Well, we left you up in the air so let's get to Chapter68 without further preamble:-

    Chapter 68

    'Strange Surroundings' or 'Yumi in Wonderland'

    When Yumi awakened, she was in a strange room! She was strapped to a bunk and her head hurt like Hell! Looking over to the bunk beside her she saw a flightsuit, helmet, gloves and boots identical to the ones she was wearing. Then Yumi noticed what she DID have on- exactly what she'd had on when she had first awakened on Ellen's ship- practically nothing! A tall girl with strwberry blonde hair only a few years older than she came in. "You allergic to anything, kid?" she asked gruffly. "I don't think so." she replied. The girl picked up a weird looking hypodermic needle and walked over to the bunk.

    "Relax, kid. Just a painkiller to make you feel better and help you sleep. Won't hurt a bit." said Kome, swabbing her arm with 'Kolacydyl'. Then she touched the tip of the autohypo to the girl's biceps and Yumi felt a cooling sensation on her sweat-soaked arm. Kome smiled at her. "Told you that ya wouldn't feel it. We'll talk later after you've had a good long rest and a nice dinner." she said, leaving the girl sealing the door to sick bay. Within a minute, Yumi was deep in slumber.

    "Berringer's usings KIDS as spies now, eh? That dirty bastard!" yelled Kei O'Halloran. "I don't think the kid's a spy or even a pilot, Kei." said Kome Sawaguchi. "Oro makes you think that?" demanded her superior. "She's not old enough to be a pilot. Her flightsuit was a real mess and so were her gloves and boots but underneath that, except for her face which was dirty, there wasn't a mark on her! Perfectly manicured fingernails, her hair wasn't mussed up, not even a speck of dust or dirt on her gunsash, holster, ammo pouch or weapons! And how the Hell do you hit the back of your head when your ship crashes? You know that the pilot is always thrown forwards on impact. When Inu Yasha found her, she was unconscious but he couldn't find a downed ship anywhere! One more thing, Kei. Flying at night at this time of year, the weather would be intensely icy and frigidly cold, right? Yet under that thin flight suit all she had on was a brassiere and underbriefs! Under the boots she was barefooted too- no scks! She had a wristwatch, ring, bracelet, a necklace with a crucifix and this on her. (Kome tossed down a small pasteboard card) How many shimatta pilots do YOU know that have 'Kadic Academy Junior High School' student ID cards from Terran France on them? The kid's name is Yumi Matsumoto Ishiyama and she's from 2004 Terra- France to be exact. She's been displaced in space/time like most of our guets. She's just another victim of the time rift thingy!" said Kome triumphantly.

    "How many Terran schoolkids do YOU know that wear flightsuits and carry artillery?" countered Kei. "I have no doubt whatsoever about your theories, Kome but there's got to be more to it. Where did she materialize in our time? I say she came to on one of Berringer's vessels and then either escaped or was sent over here as a spy!" she added. "If they were gonna use her as a spy, Kei, don't you think they'd have tried to make it more believable? Hell! At least they'd have put ALL of her clothes on her! Maybe someone helped her to escape. Emma's joined forces with us, hasn't she? Maybe some of the others are sick and tired of Berringer's vendetta too!" she retorted hotly.

    Kei drew in a deep drag on her cigarette. "OK. After she's slept, feed her some grub, find her some clothes and get her up here. Then we'll just ask her some questions. Doesn't that sound reasonable, Kome?" she asked and Kome nodded.

    Yumi awakened groggily and shook her head to clear the cobwebs. Here she was, in a bed, in her unmentionables, bound hand and foot and according to Ellen, THESE were the GOOD guys? Now--how to escape? Wait a minute! Oro was that cold thing against her tummy inside the waistband of her underbriefs? It felt like her small penknife! It must have slipped through the lining of the flightsuit's pocket when Ellen had shredded her suit! Now if she could just get hold of it--Cool! She wasn't bound hand and foot after all--just strapped to the bunk. She wriggled around until her fingers reached her waistband. Dam! Too tight! Well, only one thing to do. Wriggle her briefs down to her knees and hope that freed the knife. Ten agonizing minutes later she had her briefs around her knees but she had the knife! Ruining her manicure Yumi managed to flick out the blade. Slowly she began to saw through the strap binding her to the bunk. Two hours later the strap snapped. It only took Yumi a sceond to release the buckle on the lower strap and free her legs. She quickly yanked her briefs back up. She put her hands out to the other bunk where her flightsuit had been and--it was empty! Everything was gone! The closets were empty too except for some really strange looking junk!

    Great just great! Sure, she was free but she was practically naked! Since the doors were sealed, all she could do was sit down and wait which was just oro she did! Yumi awakened from a doze to hear the door sliding open. The same girl entered the room as before. She was clad in some weird sort of uniform with a really short miniskirt--even shorter than Sissy's! She put down a tray with dishes and stuff on it. Then she tossed a long package onto the other bunk and Yumi took a dangerous chance! She raced for the door but it slid shut before she got half way across the room. Yumi grabbed the girl and shoved the tiny penknife's blade against her back. "OK, give me back my flightsuit and open that door if you don't want to get hurt, sister!" she barked in her very best Jimmy Cagney impression which she used at Kadic Academy.

    Now you just know that threatening ANY of the Angels is bad news but Kome!

    END of Chapter 68. Please r/r/s. Ch 69 'Yumi Explains' or 'Trouble in Paradise' to follow soon. Hope you had a great Thanksgiving holiday. Kami bless you all. See you soon-K&K

    Continued in Ch 69-Part 1

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