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    Here's Ch 72-Part for ya-K&K

    Meanwhile back on board the 'Dragon', Kome was preparing to lift off while Bulma was doing likewise aboard the 'White Tiger'. "Ready to go, Kome?" trilled Bulma. "Not really, Bulma. I've never 'soloed' before!" admitted Kome. "It's real easy, kid. I'll take you through it step by step." said Bulma.

    Kagome and Yumi returned to the ready room of the 'Dragon', this time attired in their own fuku and carrying their weapons. "How's your throat feel, Yumi?" asked Kagome. "Still sore as Hell!" she croaked ruefully. "Where's Kome?" demanded the miko. "Who the Hell do you think is flying this thing?" replied Sango. "Hey! Kagome-San! Oro about our skysled?" whispered Yumi hoarsely. "Already on board, kid. Don't worry about it." said Sesshomaru, putting force beam manacles around Shishio's wrists. "That's the last one, Lady Sango." he announced. "Good work, Sess. OK guys, I suggest we all osawaru (sit) down. Kome's lifting off." she said. "Yanking back on the hrottle, Kome felt the 'Red Dragon' lift easily into the sky. Glancing out the port viewers, she saw that Bulma had lifted the 'White Tiger' up and was hovering close beside her.

    "Kome, do you know the way back to the 'Angel'? I'm lost!" asked Bulma via her comlink. "I think so. Follow me, Bulma." replied Kome. She yawed to starboard and began to 'thread the needle' as she maneuvered between the trees, keeping low to avoid detection. Bulma followed in her wake, copying her move for move. Soon the hulk of the 'Angel' hove into view on the horizon. Kei caught sight of them and sent Rally to open the airlocks. Rally ran down to the bays, opened the airlocks and a few minutes later Kome slid the 'Red Dragon' into Berth A-6 while Bulma docked in B-7 with the 'White Tiger'. With both craft safely aboard, rally sealed the airlocks, picked up the ship's intercom and keyed the mike. "Security detail to the main docking bays stat!" she ordered.

    " 'Ivy', Falco, John (the crybaby prince), Oddo, Saitoh, naraku, the Master, Kikyo, Zoe andJamie arived almost before Rally'd hung up the mike. "Security detail reporting as ordered, my Lady Rally." said Ivanhoe, down on one knee, both hands wrapped around his sword's hilt which was upright on the blade's tip and was being leaned on by the 'Dark Knight'. Rally giggled. She got a kick out of Ivanhoe who called everyone either 'My Lord' or 'My Lady'. "Thanks for coming so quickly, my Lord Ivanhoe. On that ship (the 'Dragon') there are four prisoners and three more on that one ('Tiger'). Please escort them all to the brig. I will join you up there shortly." said Rally. 'Ivy' dispersed his team and soon seven prisoners were on their way to the brig. Rally greeted the rest of the passengers and did not neglect to send both Yumi and Kagome up to Kei's ready room. Then she took the lift up to the brig.

    "All prisoners present and secured, my Lady." announced Ivanhoe, saluting the girl. "Thank you, Lord Knight. Your team is dismissed. You may go." said rally, curtseying to the knight. Ivanhoe and his team soon dispersed. "Activate all force beam fields for brig corridor area. Code is Asgard. Authority- Angel 2, Rally 7. Countersign is Olympus." orderedRally Vincent. Instantly lines of red, green and yellow crisscrossed the brig corridor. "Guard detail to brig stat." trilled Rally.

    The two Saiyaans, Sess, Inu Yasha, Falco and the crybaby arrived and took up sentinel positions where Rally indicated. "You will be relieved in six hours. Do not hesitate to call the bridge if there's trouble. Goodnight, gentlemen." Rally returned to the bridge, gave her report to Kei and was dismissed. Rally decided to have a snack before bedtime so she repped up some crackers and Brie (cheese) along with a bottle of Chardonnay and java. Taking her little tray of goodies to the bathroom, she was soon soaking in a luxurious bubble bath.

    Kagome, insisting that she felt just fine, had reported back for scanner detail after returning her borrowed clothing to Yumi and resuming her own fuku once more. Zoe had taken Yumi back to her own bedroom and helped the teen to undress for bed after giving the kid a mild sedative to help her to sleep. Zoe had pulled out fresh pajamas for Yumi but when she turned back to the bed, Yumi was already sound asleep so Zoe just left her as she was (in her undies) and tucked her into bed for the night.

    Returning to the bridge, Zoe handed kei a steaming mug of Chamomile tea who thanked her and took an appreciative sip. "Sheer heaven, Zoe! Domo arigato." she said. Zoe smiled and replied "Do itashimashite (did we all remember that this means 'you're welcome'?), Kei. Oro will you do now?" asked Zoe and kei smiled roguishly.

    "If you were John Berringer, oro would you do now?" asked Kei. Zoe thought a minute or so before replying "I think that I'd send out another shuttle to see oro happened to the 'Dragon' and the 'Tiger'." said Zoe impishly. "But Yumi's already told us that John's other shuttle is busted." said Kei, firing up a cigarette and offering one to Zoe who declined the offer. "In that case I'd send out a couple of teams on skysleds to investigate." she said triumphantly. "Exactly. And when they report that they can't find the first two shuttles, oro would you do then?" asked the redhead. "Order 'em back to 'Starcrusher' and plan my next movements very carefully." answered the svelte navigator from the future.

    "Right! And when that happens we'll let 'em leave except we'll follow 'em in a cloaked shuttle with a full raiding party aboard. They'll lead us straight to John's flagship and we'll capture it along with him and his whole crew. Yumi knows 'Starcrusher' like the back of her hand. I think that once the others in John's armada find out that we 'control the purse strings' so to speak, they'll be glad to surrender to us on condition that we give 'em immunity from prosecution. Mission accomplished and we can go the jigoku home!" said Kei, slamming her feet up on the console and blowing smoke rings.

    "You'll let them go! Garner'll lynch us all for sure and certain, Kei!" yelled Zoe. Kei grinned. "Who said anything about letting them go? I said we won't prosecute 'em for their actions with Johnny Boy! Most of 'em are already wanted for a lot of other crimes. The only ones I'll release unconditionally are the ones that have a clean slate otherwise! Emma, Arkton, the Baron and legato are exceptions. They already have the 'G twins' words that they won't be detained. So who's the clever girl now, eh?" laughed Kei O'Halloran.

    Next door a certain shadowy someone drew in a deep breath and exhaled harshly. "So that's her damned game, is it? Well, she sure as Hell ain't gonna get away with it! I'm going to have to warn them and before it's too damed late!" thought the figure to itself. Of course, this figure had already left by the time Kei had finished explaining her entire plan to Zoe!

    "Brilliant, Boss! It just might work too!" said Zoe who was busily plotting in the fastest and safest course to take them back home to Furool (Foo-Lon) City on 'Shimougou'. "Kag and I will be OK up here on our own and we'll call you if there's any news. Why don't you go and get some sleep, Cap?" said Zoe, gently shaking her superior out of a doze some half hour or so later. Kei yawned. "Yeah, bed sounds good. G'Night, Zoe." she said, snagging her jacket and sliding her Mark XIII into its side holster. Boarding her express lift, the redhead said "Home, james." to lift control. The lift descended to Level 3 and Kei disembarked. She tossed her blazer on a chair and thought "Hell! Kome's learned her lesson, I think. I'm going to let 'em all go back to casual again. I'm damned sick and tired of these shimatta miniskirts and that's a fact!" She shoved the Mark XIII underneath her pillow. Then she draped her gunsash across the chair where it fell to the floor. Her skirt, tie and shirt followed the sash onto the floor. (Did I mention that Kei's a real slob?). Too sleepy by now to worry about gathering up her clothes anyway (like she cared even) Kei collapsed across her bunk, still wearing her boots. She was asleep in seconds.

    "A thousand pardons, My Lady! I had no idea that you were in your boudoir in such a state of dishabaille!" said Ivanhoe, averting his aizu. Kei snapped her aizu open and awakened at once. "Huh! Oro? Oh, it's you, 'Ivy'. Oro the Hell do you want? How the Hell'd you get in here anyway?" she demanded. "Your door was ajar as was the door to your bedchamber. Since a lady usually closes her door when she retires I naturally thought that you were yet awake, Lady Kei." he said, handing her a green kimono which Kei donned and cinched. "OK, you can look now, 'Ivy'. Is Yumi in her room?" asked Kei. "No, MY Lady! Lady Yumi is missing!"

    END of Chapter 72. Chapter 73 soon. Please r/r/s. Thanks-K&K

    Continued in Ch 73-Part 1

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    Here's Ch 73-Part 1 for ya-K&K

    DISCLAIMER: OK Ivy, it's all yours! First, thank you to Mr. T. for the use of the Angels. Thanks to everyone else who is letting us use their creations. How was that, Yuri? Great! Oh yes it was, Kei! Well, we left you up in the air (did we ever! Yumi is missing! WOW!) so let's get to Chapter 73 without further preamble:-

    Chapter 73

    'Yumi's Decision' or 'The Kids' Daring Venture'

    "It is as lady Zoe had feared. She told me that Lady Kagome was picking up activity down in the docking bays. A skysled has been activated but no airlocks have been opened as of yet down there. I have sent Mordor and Fingal to investigate. Lady Zoe fears that your conversation with her was overheard by Lady Yumi and that she will warn Lady Ellen of our plans. She is quite fond of Lady Ellen is lady Yumi, My Lady." explained the knight but Kei O'Halloran had heard qyuite enough so she grabbed a ship's mike and keyed it. At the same time she activated the vidscreens for the bays. "Mordor! Fingal! Any sign of Yumi?" she demanded, panning the vidcams across the bays until they had reached the airlocks.

    "Sorry, my Captain. No sign of the young one, I'm afraid." reported Mordor in an oily voice. Suddenly Kei spotted the juvenile at the airlocks. "Mordor. Go left. Fingal. Go right. She's dragging a skysled to Airlock 1-A. Stop her!" yelled Kei, yanking on a pair of jeans before discarding the kimono and pulling on a black turtleneck. Buckling on her gunsash, she fished the Mark XIII out from underneath her pillow and spun it into her side holster. Grabbing hold of the astonished knight and dragging him to the lifts, "Docking Bays. Northern Sector. Stat!" she barked to lift control as the doors slammed shut. "Zoe! Override the controls on ALL the airlocks! I don't want that kid to be able to open the shimatta things!" commanded the fiery redhead via her comlink.

    Suddenly Mordor and Fingal yelled "I got her!" simultaneously as they both grabbed the startled teenager. Two pulls, a sound of tearing cloth and each wizard had one half of Yumi's blazer and one half or her slacks! Yumi (now clad solely in her black pullover and a pair of fiery red bikini underbriefs) was desperately shoving on the release panels for the airlocks but to no avail as Zoe had overridden her commands. Finally Mordor grabbed her and twisted her arm up behind her back in a painful hammerlock. Suddenly Yumi Ishiyama noticed her blatant lack of proper attire! "Could I at least have my pants back!" she squealed in outrage, using her left hand to pull her top dow to cover her briefs.

    "You can release her now, Wizard. She ain't going nowhere." said Kei, entering the bays with Ivanhoe in tow. Obediently Mordor released the girl who broke away and snatched back her ruined slacks from the White Druid. She quickly tried to yank them back on before having to settle for just holding both halves of them up in front of herself. "I have got to warn Ellen-San! I don't want her going to prison, Kei-San!" sobbed Yumi. "And nobody is going to stop me either!" she yelled, slapping her side before realizing that her tiny blaster was still in her blazer pocket. Resignedly, she raised both hands in surrender, oblivious of hewr torn pants dropping to the floor.

    Kei reached her in two quick strides and slapped her across the jaw- hard! "Baka! Fool! Didn't you hear me say that if anyone had a clean slate, we would NOT hold them! You have my solemn word that Ellen Rogers will NOT be arrested! Sorry, kid but you'll have to be confined to quarters until further notice. Can I trust you to stay put or do I need to post a guard outside your door?" demanded the tall tro-con. ""I'll be a good girl, Kei-San. You have my word that I'll stay in my room." replied Yumi.

    Fingal handed the redhead the small blaster he'd fished out of Yumi's blazer. Then he draped the ruined garment across the trembling girl's shoulders. "Fingal, onegai take her back to her room for me. Arigato." said Kei. "And you get some sleep, OK?" she told Yumi who nodded OK and allowed herself to be led away by the old bearded Druid. Fingal took the chastised teen back to her room and waited in the anteroom while the girl prepared for bed. When he deemed her to be raedy, he lightly rapped on her bedroom door. "Come in, Fingal-San, sir." she replied to his tap. He entered the room and smiled benignly down at her. Yumi was sitting up in bed wearing her pajamas and a kimono. The old man was carrying a tray laden with sweetened oat cakes (bannocks) and some curious-looking vials beside a steaming pot of hot tea. "Oro is that, 'jijii-san' (Grandfather, Grandpa)?" she asked him. "A small snack for you, my child and one of my brews to help you sleep. Do not be alarmed, my dear. It is an herbal tea made with mint and sassafras roots. It is quite pleasing to the palate." he replied. Fingal's face hardened slightly. "However, Yumi-San, this time you will drink it. You need rest, my child, more so than anything else." He supported her head with his left hand while he held the cup to her lips with his right, forcing Yumi to swallow the sweet and pleasant-tasting concoction. His hands were incredibly strong and surprisingly powerful for one so old! She found that out when she decided to pretend to swallow so she could spit it out later! That trick didn't work and she had soon drained the entire cup! "These are oat fairy cakes made from a special mixture of fruits and honeys. They will give you strength. Onegai, eat one or two, my child." he said not unkindly and she soon found herself swallowing three of the small bannocks.

    Suddenly she felt amazingly drowsy and before she realized it, Yumi had drifted into a deep and fitful slumber. Fingal smiled in satisfaction and began to unbandage her throat. An angry red welt had formed where the blade of Shishio's tanto had bit deep into her tender skin. Working swiftly, the old Druid quickly had a mushy and pasty substance (a poultice) which he rubbed into her throat, wrapping leaves of sassafras across the wound to bind it when he had finished. He slid the child down into bed, covered her up and tucked the girl into bed snugly. "Rebecca taught me that recipe for the poultice and salve I just used on Lady Yumi." whispered the old wizard to Ivanhoe whom he'd found impatiently pacing the floor of the anteroom.

    "The child will recover with no ill effects, Ivanhoe. The cut was deep and severe but certainly not life-threatening, than God. You had best return to your post, my son." The knight nodded, swirled his cloak about himself and left. Fingal settled into a chair by the faux (fake) fireplace with the strangely curious thing that Lady Kome had called a 'laptop'. He'd been ordered not to leave the teen unprotected for even a moment (Think Kei didn't trust the kid?)!

    Meanwhile Misao (the Oniwabanshuu girl) wearing her newly repped 3WA tro-con uniform of shirt, tie, blazer, miniskirt, gloves and boots, had been sent to spell Kagome on scanner watch. She was accompanied by Mordor who was under Kei's orders to examine kag, treat her wounds, see that she got some rest and watch over the teenaged schoolkid until she awoke. Why? Kei knew that Kagome would not give in without a protest. Finally, Misao cajoled kagome into complying with the Boss's wishes. Picking up her blaster and sliding it into her shoulder holster, Kag slung her blazer over her shoulder and allowed the wizard in black to escort her back to her quarters which was where the fun started!

    Continued in Ch 73-Part 2

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    Here's Ch 73-Part 2 for ya-K&K

    "I am NOT getting undressed because I am not going to bed yet and that's final!" Kagome Higurashi was fuming with anger. "Lady Kagome, I am under orders from the Lady Kei to examine you in order to ascertain the full extent of your injuries and treat them, give you something to help you sleep, stay with you and protect you until you awaken. I WILL carry out these orders, MY Lady, whether you like it or not. You will either disrobe yourself or I will do it for you. The choice is yours, my dear." Mordor's face was stoic. Kagome put her blazer back on and had a hand on the doorknob of the hallway door. "I'd like to see you try that! Lay one finger on me and I'll deck you one, pal!" she smirked.

    "Just as you wish. Do not worry, my child. I will not lay one finger upon your person." he smiled back at the miko girl. He pointed at the lock and spun his index finger in a circle. The latch clicked and the bolts shot home. He pointed to the door's keypad controls and repeated the process. The keypad clicked repeatedly. Kag punched in her codes and spoke them over and over agian but to no avail! The portal remained locked!

    "Now, I'll disarm you." he said while pointing at her left breast. Her blaster lifted from its holster and flew across the room to Mordor who caught it easily and tossed it on the table beside him. "Now your jacket." He pointed and her blazer was violently yanked off. Her shoulder harness rig followed. "Osawaru onegai (Please sit down), my child." He shoved his hands towards her and Kagome fell heavily onto the sofa. Her legs shot up and her boots flew off. Her socks went next. "Your breeches (trousers) now, onegai." He pointed again and her belt buckle unsnapped, zip! down came the flyfront and up went her legs once more. With a yanking motion of the wizard's her chinos went flying across the room. "Now bend forward, please." He motioned and her head snapped forwards and then down while her arms extended and her pullover joined the rest of her fuku (clothing) on the floor! "Now I want you flat on that table, please." A wave of his hand and the table was swept clean of everything on it and Kagome felt herself levitating until she was lying on the table face up!

    Mordor quickly scanned the young miko's body, feeling for breaks, cuts, bruises, contusions, etc. Outside of the bump on her noggin (which was not serious) he found nothing physically amiss with the schoolgirl. "Now off to bed with you, young lady." He waved and Kagome flew through the air and into her bedroom! Her pajamas fluttered onto her lap. "Put those on, my dear, or I will." commanded Mordor. "OK, I can do it by myself, sir." called Kagome through the closed door. Disgustedly, she pulled on her pajamas. A knock at the door and kagome called "Come." Mordor entered with a steaming mug much like the one that Fingal had given to Yumi. Invisible hands clamped down on her shoulders in a grip of pure titanium! Her head was supported and the cup's contents were forced down the miko's throat. A few small sandwiches followed before Mordor released the child for the night. She laid back and fell asleep almost immediately. True to his word, the wizard had not laid even a finger on Kagome! The latch on her door clicked and Kagome Higurashi was out of it for the next twelve hours (or so the wizard thought!).

    In the anteroom, Mordor had just discovered vid disc movies and video games. He was speedily ensconced with his new toys. Meanwhile, several levels above them on the bridge, Misao was bored and she was getting aizu-strain (eyestrain) from staring at the vidscreens. Suddenly two new blips began their approach to the area just forward of the cloaked 'Angel'. "Rally! We've got company!" trilled Misao to Rally Vincent. "On my way, kid. Don't take your aizu off of those screens!" replied Rally. When rally arrived a few moments later, Misao's aizu were still glued to the vidscreens.

    "That is almost the exact same spot that Viscious had the 'Dragon' before. I wonder if their scanners are sensitive enough to tell them that the 'Dragon' is no longer there even though it might be cloaked." she said. "Probably. Yumi did say that their detectors are like super-sensitive, man!" replied Misao.

    "Isn't someone supposed to follow them back to 'Starcrusher'?" asked Kome Sawaguchi. "Yeah. I'd better trill the Boss." said rally, putting her hand up to her comlink earrings but before she could activate them, Misao stopped her. "Nai. Don't call Kei. This is our big chance to show the Boss and everyone else that we can do something on our own!" said Misao. "Just the three of us?" asked a worried Rally Vincent.

    "Nai. We'll take Kagome, Yumi, Ivanhoe, Inu Yasha, Kouga, Saitoh, Sess, Faye and Robin (Senna) along too." replied Misao. "Oro about the kids? Who's gonna watch them?" demanded Kome. "Crybaby and Falco can watch 'em for a few hours. After all, they hardly do anything anyway!" answered Misao.

    "How the Hell do we get Kag and Yumi past the Wizards of Oz (Fingal) and Id (Mordor)?" Rally wanted to know. "We'll need a little diversion." said Kome quietly. (I wonder oro it will be? Chapter 74 will tell you.)

    END of Chapter 73

    Have a nice weekend/holiday. Kamis bless. Please r/r/s. See ya-K&K

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    DISCLAIMER: OK Misao, it's all yours! First, thank you to Mr. T. for the use of the Angels. Thanks to everyone else who is letting us use their creations. How was that, Yuri? Great! Oh yes it was, Kei! Well, we left you up in the air so let's get to Chapter 74 without further preamble:-

    Chapter 74

    'Spirited Away' or 'Keisie to the Rescue'

    We left Kome suggesting how to 'spirit away' both Kagome and Yumi past the wizards. "They're wizards but they're men too, ain't they so somebody's gotta strip!" said Kome. "Great! The only one on board who likes to do that is Ed! Somehow I just can't see those two old geezers getting turned on by watching Ed do a strip tease act!" replied Rally.

    "Hey! How's about the other two 'Angels', you know, Keisie and Yuri (the ones from AD 2140 aka Kei 2 and Yuri 2)? They'll do anything if we get 'em drunk enough!" snickered rally Vincent. "That's a swell idea, Rally! Just make sure you get them to do it for us!" said Misao. "Me and my big mouth." observed Rally quietly.

    "That ploy will sure as Hell work on Mordor. Kag said he got her ready for examination by magic and he was really turned on!" said Kome. "And the other one?" asked Rally. "It won't work with him! Yumi said he wouldn't even stay in the same room with her while she got changed!" replied Kome.

    "That's real bad news! We need Yumi's knowledge of 'Starcrusher's' layout to seize control of the ship! Wait a minute! He's a trusting soul so how's about we slip him a 'Mickey' (Finn- a knockout drink)? Misao can take it in to him and talk to the guy until it hits him. That should take about ten minutes or less! Better trill Kag and Yumi to be ready to go for us." saidRally.(Both girls had done superb acting jobs and had taken none of the 'potions' the two mages had given to them! As a result, both of them were wide awake and rarin' to go!)

    Rally tapped her comlink and advised the two teens on the plans to deal with the wizards. Both agreed eagerly and promised to be ready to go at 2300 hours. Rally next trilled Keisie and Yuri 2. Of course, Yuri 2 refused point blank but Keisie said "Yeah, man! Oro the jigoku! Why not!" She agreed to meet Rally at 2245 by the lift on Level 5 where Kagome's room was situated. The plan was for her to get Mordor so obsessed with watching her strip that Rally would slip past him and bring the miko out. Meanwhile Misao would grab Yumi just as soon a sFingal passed out. They and the rest of the raiders would meet up in the docking bays. They would use the 'Red Dragon' (cloaked of course) for the trip.

    Misao had tracked the two aircars used by Berringer's scouts back to 'Starcrusher' where the huge ship had been concealed in the cliffs less than fifty kilos away from their present position. Since she knew exactly where they were going, Misao was to be their navigator with Kome to assist her. According to Yumi, there were only twelve individuals left aboard John's ship so it would be a ratio situation of one to one or tweleve vs twelve. With demons and mikos in the mix and a handful of skilled fighters thrown in for good measure, their raiding party should be more than enough to handle things.

    Rally ran these and other thoughts through her head while waiting at the appointed time for Keisie to show up. After all, apparently Rally was going to be the expedition's leader! She smiled ruefully. Of course when Kei O'Halloran found out oro they'd been up to, Miss Vincent would take the most flack as 'ringleader'! She glanced at her wristchromo. Too late to back out now anyway. Rally froze when she felt a hand fall on her shoulder!

    "Sorry I'm late, Vincent. I had one Helluva time finding my way up here without tipping off anyone. Don (Poporo)'s half loaded and he's wandering around on Level four calling for somebody named 'Waldess'! I ducked into a storage closet down there just before he would have spotted me. Anyway, I'm here now so let's just get this thing over with before I come to my senses." said keisie, taking a last long pull on her beer can. "Dutch courage, kid." she said, crumpling the can against her forehead before tossing it at a disposal 'droid who scooped it up.

    Reaching Kag's suite, Keisie boldly knocked and then went through the unlocked door! The door closed behind her and almost immediately reopened. Rally was yanked inside and the door shut again. "That was quick, Keisie!" said rally and then noticed that Keisie was still fully clad! The tro-con was still wearing jacket, tank top, skin-tight slacks and boots. "Oro the Fxxx?" whispered Rally. "Keep your shimatta voice down, Vincent! Look in that anteroom and tell me oro you see." whispered the fery-maned angel. Rally peeped around the doorway and into the anteroom. No wonder Keisie hadn't needed to show off her abundance of feminine charms- Mordor had discovered video games! He was totally engrossed in one from ancient Terra called 'Dungeons & Dragons'. They could've rolled in an entire fleet of battle 'droids and it wouldn't even have phased him! Keisie had advanced across the outer room to Kag's bedroom door and tapped lightly. The door opened a crack and Kagome cautiously stuck out her head. Keisie slapped a gloved hand over her mouth and led the astonished miko right past her warden. She tapped Rally's arm and the Terran girl joined them. Once they had reached the lifts, Rally said "Arigato, Keisie. I'll take Kag down to the bays. Could you onegai pick up Misao and Yumi for me?" she asked.

    "Sure thing, Vincent. We'll meet you in ten minutes or so." replied Keisie. Yumi was going to be the tougher of the two to access! O'Halloran had the kid ensconced in the private guest suite which directly adjoined the Captain's suite where the redheaded commander was now asleep! Approaching the door to Yumi's suite quietly, Keisie barely scratched the door. "It's open, Rally. Come in and be very quiet." said Misao. Keisie did so and a very strange sight met her startled aizu. Apparently Fingal had passed out in the act of grabbing for Misao because he was lying flat on the floor in a prone position (tummy down). Standing in front of him was Misao, her black double-knit slacks down around her ankles, the old wizard's fist still clutching them at the waistband! Yumi was sitting on a divan, not daring to move a muscle. "He might not be totally out of it and if I move he'll wake up for sure!" whispered Misao, her face as red as a Trakken dykoll (a beet-like vegetable from her homeland). Keisie carefully felt the old mage's hand. It was rigid. "He's totally out of things, kids but I still can't release his grip on your pants, Misao!" whispered Keisie.

    "Great! Now oro the Hell are we gonna do?" demanded Misao in a fierce whisper. "Don't panic just yet, Misao. Yumi, go get Misao another pair of slacks to wear. Misao, carefully step out of those slacks and come over here." said Keisie. Misao did so just as Yumi returned. "I couldn't find any black pants so I brought a pair of dark aoishi ones instead. Sorry." she said. "Who cares!" whispered the Oniwabanshuu leader, yanking them on. "A good thing I'm using a shoulder rig today instead of a gunsash or I wouldn't have a blaster either!" she whispered. Keisie was still trying to pry the old man's fingers loose of the fabric but they were like Kelvinite! "The Hell with it! Rally's waiting on us! Let's split!" said Keisie. "The express lift in my room will be quickest." said Yumi, running back to her bedroom. Inside the closet was a concealed lift.

    When the four were safely aboard, Yumi whispered the words that she had heard Kei use earlier that day. "Docking bays- North stat. Lovely Angel. Authority, Kei 1, Valhalla. Verification, Asgard." A hidden panel dropped into place behind them and the box shot downwards like a rocket. The doors soon opened on the bays. They were the very last ones to arrive. Rally thanked Keisie for her help and asked if she'd like to come along with the raiders.

    Continued in Ch74-Part 2

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    "Arigato, Vincent. Sure, I'd love to come but who's going to close the airlocks behind you guys if I come along too? Good luck!" said Keisie, activating the inner airlock which shot open. Rally led the little band of warriors onto the 'Red Dragon' and Kome wasted no time sliding into the space between the airlocks. Keisie sealed the inner one and opened the outer airlock. Kome lifted clear of the 'Angel' and cloaked the 'Dragon'. "Which way?" she asked Misao who pointed. Kome yawed the shuttle sideways and headed due West. After twenty minutes of flying, Misao pointed again. "There she is! Behind those cliffs is the 'Starcrusher'. Faye can operate the teleport and beam us down to the key spots on Berringer's ship." she said.

    "Yumi, I've drawn up a floorplan on my laptop. I downloaded the specs and pix from the 'Dragon's' systems. Take a look and tell me who will be where and oro the 'Starcrusher' defenses are going to be." commanded Rally. Yumi studied the plan intently level by level before finally tapping the plans with her forefinger. "Berringer, Alex Daniels (the pilot now since Joey Moto had been killed on 'Gysymeo') and Ellen Rogers (the navigator) will be up on the bridge. Lex Luthor is our engineer. He and his trio will be at the core dissimulators here. The two Klingons will be in the security lounge on Level 4. Two Ferrengis will be on Level 5 near the airlocks. This last guy is a real weirdo! He's known as 'The Guardian' and he will kill anyone and anything! He iced one of the Klingons last week just for bumping into him, man! He's liable to be anywhere on the ship but he's usually up on the command deck somewhere." explained the Terran girl.

    "Now for their defenses, Rally-San. Four quad-gun units on the port and starboard sides just aft of the control centre. A few dozen disruptor pods, phasers, photon torpedoes, plasma cannons, the 'usual junk' according to Emma, however, John has no sonic weapons at all. That's about it, Rally-San. Sorry but I don't know anything else that could help you guys out." Yumi arose to leave with the others. "Sit down, Yumi. You're staying here. We'll keep in touch over the comlinks. It's far too dangerous for you to accompany us this time, kid. In Berringer's aizu, you're a traitor and he would not hesitate to kill you! Your tender age wouldn't save you from his wrath either so you'll remain here with Robin (Senna, the witch/witch hunter girl from Terran Japan). Haruka (Sasahi, her partner) told me that Robin has trouble controlling those powers of hers every so often. The last thing we need are uncontrollable fires on a starship chock full of high explosives! Onegai, Yumi, try and understand that this is for your own safety." said Rally gently.

    Slowly the Terran girl nodded her agreement. "Give 'em Hell, Rally-San! I'll see you later. Good luck!" she replied. "Thanks, Yumi. Now come and help Faye and Robin with the teleporters." said Rally with a grin. Rally had planned her strategy well. The strongest resistance was sure to be 'The Guardian' so Ivanhoe and Inu Yasha would be sent in after him. The next most deadly foes were the Klingons. Sess and Saitoh would get to subdue them. Faye and Misao could handle the Ferrengis. Luthor and his three, hmnn-- better send Kouga and Kome. That left the pilot, Ellen and John himself. It also left only Kagome and herself to deal with them!

    Everyone on the raiding party was carrying (in addition to their other weapons) a 'stunner', somewhat like a 'TASER' but much more powerful although remaining completely harmless. One shot of 'Agonyl' (a harmless sedative which their cartridges were loaded with) would incapacitate anything for sixteen hours. Kagome was to locate Ellen as soon as they materialized in the gantryway just aft of the bridge. A simple enough matter since Ellen would be the only female on board! Kagome was to take NO chances. The miko was to fire three 'Agonyl' darts into Ellen at point blank range. Rally would have to take out both the pilot and John Berringer! She really wished she had one more on her team but Yumi was out of the question and Robin was just too damned dangerous! Without warning, the door to the ready room whooshed open and Keisie was standing there, plasma rifle at the ready!

    "Lovely Angel Keisie reporting for duty, ma'am." she said, saluting Rally smartly. I followed you here in a skysled but I left it two clicks (2,000 meters or just over a mile) away and hiked in the rest of the way. I figured you guys just might need backup." she added. "B-B-But how?" stammered Rally. "Oh, the airlock? I set it to 'autoclose' and it sealed behind me. I forgot all about that when you guys left, then I remembered and here I am." she replied.

    Keisie had morphed into 3WA winter battlegear. Besides the rifle, she had a huge 101 MM ion cannon, a hand blaster, a Mark III and a Mark XIII ion cannon, smoke grenades, sensor blinding bombs to jam enemy signals and a very small and curious-looking weapon not unlike the derringers used by Merrill Strife. "Oro the Hell is this thing?" asked Rally, hefting the derringer-sized gun gingerly.

    The Doc gave each of us one of those things. They're called 'stasis guns'. The timelords just will not take life no matter oro the circumstances may be. It fires an ampule of a very powerful sedative directly into the bloodstream, knocking out the target on impact. Once administered, the stuff wears off in 24 hours or so but otherwise, it's completely harmless." explained the 2140 tro-con. Rally was ecstatic! "Oro's their range, Keisie?" she demanded eagerly. "450 meters effective range although they can be fired from 575 meters but with much less accuracy." replied the redhead, checking the charge on her laser katana.

    "OK, here's the plan." Rally quickly told Keisie of her dispersal of the raiders on 'Starcrusher' to which Keisie nodded her approval. "Now we three, that is, you, me and Kag will transport to the gantryway just aft of the bridge. I'll stun the pilot while Kag stuns Ellen. Your mission will be to take care of John Berringer. Then we fly 'Starcrusher' back to the 'Angel'. That should take the wind out of the sails of John's remaining guerillas! The only thing I dread having to face is the wrath of your namesake when this is all over." said Rally ruefully. "Amen to that, Vincent." agreed the grinning tro-con from the past.

    "Attention! Raiding party to the teleports stat! We are ready to transport." boomed Kome's voice over the PA speakers. Meanwhile, shall we see how things are going onboard 'Starcrusher'?

    John Berringer was tired. Tired and worried! Oro the Fxxx was he thinking? He and Max had never been all that damned close anyway! So Max had been his older brother- so oro! He'd still treated his younger brother like shit! Do this, John and do that, John! And the torments! John flinched automatically at that thought! So those 'enjeru' (angel) babes had killed him- so oro! It wasn't like he didn't deserve it, eh? After all, O'Halloran had just been trying to protect her chief and his little daughter, Rosa! That's right- big brave macho-man Max had kidnapped a five year old kid and was quite ready to take her life to avenge himself on her father! Nai! All things considered, it just didn't really give John any reason to put out a hit on two inter-galactic police officers who were only doing their job! Why had he ever even thought of taking on the 3WA! Now he had them after him and 'United Galactica' and the 'Galactic Command' and 'Starfleet' and the 'ISSP' not to mention every single bounty hunter and low life creep who wanted the loot that would come to whoever brough him in, dead or alive! Now, with Viscious, Shade, the 'Red Dragon' and the 'White Tiger' as well as all their crews missing, he could only assume that they'd been taken by Kei's forces! If the enemy used either or both of his own shuttles against him, John's odds of avoiding capture became practically nonexistent! Perhaps it was time to just cut his losses and run. Surrender was definitely out of the question! There had already been rumors of mutiny amongst his own crews. Where the Fxxx was Emma when he needed her? Sure, she'd said she was leaving this 'turkey shoot' as she called it but the red-headed brigand had never abandoned him before!

    "John! Come to the bridge at once! They've found us!" boomed Ellen's terrified voice over the PA loudspeakers in his ready room and interrupting John's musings. "Oro the jigoku is going on here, Ellen?" demanded Berringer, throwing open the bridge doors. A strange sight met his astonished aizu! A black-haired schoolgirl of fifteen or so had just fired three ampule darts into Ellen and the svelte navigator sagged forward across her console! Next to her his pilot (newly promoted Alex Daniels. Joey Moto had been killed on 'Gysymeo') had a blaster pressed against his skull! Holding the other end of the weapon was a grim-faced wench of twenty or so! Both were clad in 3WA winter battlegear.

    "Freeze, sweetheart or I'll blast you into infinity, you filthy, black-hearted bastard!" instructed a quiet voice from behind John. That voice's owner had a Mark XIII ion cannon shoved into his ribs and had already relieved him of his disruptor pistol and laser sword. "Now, just turn around real slow, Berringer." she said very quietly and John's blood froze in his veins!

    "That voice! It's so shimatta familiar! Can it be? Kei? Kei O'Halloran? B-B-But how?" stammered the shocked John Berringer.

    END of Chapter 74. How's that for a cliffhanger, gang? Chapter 75 will have all the answers. Ch 75 is 'Cat Amongst the Pigeons' or 'The Raiders Return' and will follow soon. Have a nice weekend hazu and Kami bless. Please r/r/s. See ya-K&K

    Continued in Ch 75-Part 1

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    DISCLAIMER: OK, Ellen, it's all yours! First, thank you to Mr. T for the use of the Angels. Thanks to everyone else who is letting us use their creations. How was that, Yuri? Great! Oh yes it was, Kei! Well, we left you guys up in the air so let's get to Chapter 75 without further preamble:-

    Chapter 75

    'Cat Amongst the Pigeons' or 'The Raiders Return'

    We left John Berringer wondering how Kei O'Halloran got on his ship without him knowing it! So---

    "It's Kei all right, tomo but not 'that' Kei! I'm a 3WA 'Kawaii Enjeru' ('Lovely Angel') from the past, AD 2140 to be precise. It's a long story but I'm the one you have to thank for all these time vortex snafus and mixups that have been happening. I, er, accidentally blew a hole or rift in the universe, er, the 'space/time continuum' thingy really. Sorry! I happen like Kei O'Halloran and from oro she told me your brother Max deserved all he got and then some! So this 'vendetta' of yours ends here and now, boyo!" said Keisie, her aizu flashing dangerously with green fire.

    "Tell this baka pilot of yours to fly this tub where I tell him to or by Kami, we'll ice the pair of you!" commanded Rally, cocking her blaster and sliding her finger over the trigger. "I'll give you to the count of go (5). Then I fire and so does Keisie! We're both qualified pilots so we don't need either one of you to fly this thing! Let me explain something to you, Mr. Berringer. We have taken 'Starcrusher'. The rest of my team has been beamed to the engine rooms, guardrooms, security lounges, airlocks and so forth and are in position. I sent two cold-blooded killers against 'The Guardian'! If you're counting on Viscious or Shade coming to your rescue at the last minute like the Terran U.S. Cavalry of old- don't! We came on 'Red Dragon' and 'White Tiger' is aboard the 'Angel'. Their crews are in our brig. You're fresh out of options, pal! Surrender!" cried Rally fiercely, shoving her blaster so hard against Alex's skull that the pilot howled in pain. At the same time, Keisie's ion cannon rammed itself deeper into John's ribs, eliciting a moan of agony from John.

    "Teams, report progress. This is Rally on the bridge where we/ve subdued Ellen as well as the pilot. Keisie's holding John Berringer at cannonpoint." trilled Rally Vincent.

    "Kome reporting from engine room. The chief engineer made the mistako of attacking Wolf-Boy (Kouga) and he's out cold. His three toadies are bound and gagged. Over." trilled Kome Sawaguchi. "Misao reporting from the lower airlocks. Faye had to kill on of the Ferrengis. I winged the other one and he's under restraint. Over." trilled Misao. "Sesshomaru reporting from security lounge room. The Klingons all fought valiantly and died well. Over." trilled the hanyou's youkai brother. "Inu Yasha here wench. Reporting from the arm-or-y, anyway the place where all the thunder sticks and thunder trees are kept. The armored fruitcake (Ivanhoe) and me found that baka idiot 'Guardian' character in here and I slashed him to ribbons with 'Tessaiga'. Then Hero-Boy cut his head off but he ain't dead yet! Oro the Fxxx kind of demon is this thing? Over." trilled the big hanyou dog-boy.

    John Berringer laughed hysterically. "You can't kill him, stupid! He's immortal!" he chortled. "Inu Yasha, this is Kome. Try shoving your sword into his guts. Donnie told us about some alien race they'd encountered on Terra called the 'Utans' and they're like all head and no body! The Doc (Doctor 4) said they reminded him of the 'Daleks', an alien race the time lords had run into quite a few times. So, try that, Dog-Boy and see oro happens. Over." trilled Kome.

    "Sounds good to me so here goes." trilled Inu Yasha. "Nai! Nai! I yield to you, sire! I surrender. The young lady is quite correct, sirs. I am indeed a 'Dalek' from the planet 'Skarran'. I acquired this disguise and joined Commander Stor of the 'Sontarran Empire' as a mercenary assassin. I jumped ship when I heard that the Doctor was with the 3WA babes from 'Shimougou'. The Doctor and all of the time lors of Gallifrey are the 'Dalek's' sworn enemies. The Doctor destroyed our creator, 'Davros'! We have all pledged a blood oath to kill him and thus avenge our father!" said the 'Guardian'.

    "Hey! Swordboy! Bring that fishbowl over here, willya! OK, shimatta, space helmet. Get in there, ya wimp!" said the hanyou, stuffing the small gelatinous mass that was the 'Guardian' into the helmet! "Ow! Ow! I will not fit, sire! I am too corpulent!" squealed the 'Dalek'. "He just will not fit, Lord Inu Yasha. He is too large." replied the knight. "Then I'll just have to make him fit, won't I, Swordboy! He's helpless without that phony body or his armor. Ok, there! He's in. Lemme wrap some plastic wrap around him. OK! OK! I'll punch some holes in it! Jeez! Oro a nag!" yelled Dog-Boy. "Ivanhoe here, Lady Rally. We now have the 'Guardian' secured. Over." he trilled.

    "Well done, teams! Rally out!" she trilled. "OK! Now it's official, Mr Berringer. This ship is ours! So I'll count! Ichi (1), Ni (2), San (3), Shi (4), Go (5)! Kill him, Keisie!" said Rally. "OK! OK! You win! I yield to you! 'Starcrusher' is yours! (He turned towards the pilot) Alex, follow Miss Vincent's orders!" replied John Berringer.

    "How the Fxxx do YOU know Rally's last name?" demanded the fiery redhead. "Rally! He must have somebody on the 'Angel' feeding him information about us! Who is it, you bloody murdering shithead!" yelled Keisie, bashing his skull into the bulkhead. "Wouldn't you like to know! Well, I won't tell you!" yelled Berringer stubbornly. "Oh! Is that so?" said Keisie quietly. Whoosh! Splat!

    "Yeow! You baka son of a bitch! That burns, you stupid Fxxx!" screamed John as Keisie calmly discharged her Mark III ion cannon into his thigh! "For Christ's sake! Stop it! I'll tell you! It's the 'Master', OK? He's our 'dog in the manger' on your ship! He's our spy on the 'Angel'! Just stop it and I'll agree to fly this ship wherever you say, ma'am!" howled the terrified pilot.

    Continued in Ch 75-Part 2

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    Ivanhoe and Inu Yasha chose that precise moment to stroll onto the bridge with a space helmet swathed in Terran plastic wrap! "Ahoy, 'Starcrusher'! Are you crazy bakas ready to be beamed back to the 'Red Dragon' yet?" trilled an exhiliarated female voice over their comlinks which was vaguely familiar to Rally. "Who the Fxxx are you and oro the Hell are you doing on our shuttle?" demanded Rally. Keisie grinned and looked up from tending to Berringer's wound. "Oh, didn't I mention that I brought my Yuri along with me? She's been waiting on the 'Dragon' with Yumi and Robin in case you needed another teleport operator." she giggled impishly. Rally turned to John. This tub got a rec room?" she asked him. "Hai. One level down and two corridors to starboard." he answered fearfully. John did not trust ANY of these loony female bakas!

    "Attention all teams! Assemble at the rec room located one level below the command deck and two corridors to starboard. Set up 'pattern enhancers' and stand by for beaming. Bring all the dead and wounded along with you. Keisie and I will remain aboard along with the pilot. Keisie is bringing John Berringer down with Kagome. Rally out." she trilled. "Let's go, Kag. Up and at 'em, Johnny-Boy! Move it!" said Keisie, shepherding the miko and their prisoner towards the door. "Stand by to teleport, Yuri." said Rally. "They're all ready to go, Vincent." trilled Keisie. "Yuri, energize now." commanded Rally. "Roger willco." trilled Yuri 2. "Yuck! Did you bakas have to send over the stiffs too?" whimpered Yuri 2. "OK, we've got everybody over here." she added.

    "Roger that, Yuri and arigato for helping. We will follow you in. Kome knows where the 'Angel' is parked. See you later. Ja ne, Yuri. Rally out." she replied. As the 'Dragon' flew back to the cloaked 'Angel', they were surprised to see a huge red starship with a 'Jolly Roger' painted on its fuselage in green. Then it hit Kome. "Yuri! That's Emma's ship, the 'Emerald Queen'! She's back! Hooray!" she shouted. "Ahoy, 'Queen'. When did you guys get back? Over." asked Kome over the ship to ship relay.

    " 'Red Dragon', you are our prisoners! Vicious, I order you to stand down or I'll open fire! Stand by on the plasma cannons, Arkton! Baron, contact O'Halloran!" boomed out Emma's voice over the relay speakers. "Whoa! Time out, Emma! This is Kome Sawaguchi of the 3WA! We hold the 'Dragon' and the 'White Tiger' as well as 'Starcrusher' and we hold the remainder of their crews too! Berringer, Vicious and Shade are in Kei's brig. Over." replied Kome. "Gomen, Kome. Roger that transmission. Arkton, stand down. Baron, belay that order. We'll meet you at the bar on the 'Angel' in fifteen minutes, Kome. Emma out." said the fiery-maned buccaneer.

    "Rally Vincent calling 'Lovely Angel 2'. Zoe, we have taken 'Starcrusher'! Meet me in the rec room and I'll buy the 'vodka'! Rally out." she said over the relay. "OK, Rally Vincent! Oro's up? You KNOW that I don't drink vodka and neither do you!" trilled Zoe. "Hai but I had to speak with you on a 'secure link' and I didn't know how to do that without tipping off our spy onboard the 'Angel'! Listen up. Send a security detail to arrest that other timelord, the 'Master'. He's Berringer's aizu and ears on the 'Angel'. Yuri, the other one, is on her way back with Kome on the 'Red Dragon' and they've got a bunch of prisoners including John Berringer. Lock 'em all up in the brig. keisie and I are flying back on 'Starcrusher' so send a large security contingent to the North Bays near Airlock 1-A. Zoe, how about we make this a surprise for Kei ands wait until ashita to tell her?" asked Rally.

    "Hai, let her sleep and ashita we'll start negotiations for John's other ships to surrender to us. See you when you dock, Rally. Zoe out." replied the svelte navigator.

    In due course Kome arrived with the 'Dragon' and turned her prisoners over to naraku's security detail. The "Red Dragon' was duly berthed beside the 'White Tiger' and shortly thereafter Rally returned with 'Starcrusher' which she slid in beside them. Emma docked the 'Queen' next to Rally and after the guard on the brigs was tripled, everyone repaired to the rec room to celebrate their victory. However, after only a few root beers, Robin announced that it was time for bed for Kagome, Misao, Shippou and Yumi. She herded her charges off to bed, dropping Kagome, Shippou and Misao off at the Inu Yasha suite before taking Yumi to the Bebop suite to avoid waking up Kei.

    Meanwhile in the brig on Level five, Shade and Viscious were busy arguing over whose fault it had been that had gotten them all caught! "You were probably out of position as usual, Shade!" remonstrated Viscious, the 'Grim Reaper' (V's pet vulture) glaring at him from his position atop his master's shoulder. "Nai! You probably decloaked or that tom fool bird of yours was playing with the controls again!" yelled Shade.

    "Will you two bakas give it a friggin' rest already! Some of us are trying to sleep! Who cares whose fault it is! We're caught- end of story! There's no way we're gettin' through those energy barriers tonight! Maybe ashita we can jump the damned guards or something! Now shut the Hell up and go to sleep!" growled the evil sorceress, Star Sapphire, savagely.

    "That won't work, Star." said Lex Luthor, pointing to a table across the room. "Look over there. Those are replicators for food. O'Halloran's takin' no chances with us, man! The next time that door opens will be when we get to this 'Shimougou' place where we'll be handed over to their authorities! If you want to blame someone for our problems, blame Berringer and our own shimatta greed, man!" added Lex.

    "Pipe down in there! The bounties on your heads does read 'dead or alive', you know! That means we get paid whether you're breathing or not when we hand you over. "Now go to sleep and shut up, for Christ's sake!" yelled Arkton who'd drawn watch with Inu Yasha and Sesshomaru.

    Downstairs in 'sick bay' on Level three, Ellen Rogers was just beginning to wake up. Her head felt like fifty sledgehammers had been pounding out a tatoo in there! She glanced around the room and she seemed to be in some sort of hospital ward or infirmary! Ellen figured she just had to be aboard the 'Lovely Angel 2'-- the infamous Kei's ship! She tried to move and found out she was strapped down tightly to a bunk. She soon discovered that she was no longer wearing a flightsuit or boots! Her attire consisted of green pajamas emblazoned with a red 'ryu' (dragons) motif and she was barefoot. Ellen squirmed about until she was able to slide her right arm free from its restraint. After that it was mere child's play to release the straps holding her down which were similar to the old-fashioned seatbelts used over two centuries ago on ancient Terran automobile vehicles.

    Strange that the 3WA would go to all the trouble sedating her, dragging her back to their own ship (Ellen assumed this to be the 'Angel' anyway!) and then taking such a ridiculous chance on her escaping by restraining her so carelessly! The nearest closet yielded sweats, socks and sneakers which she wasted no time in changing into, however, after a fruitless search, she decided that even they weren't going to be baka enough to leave her any sort of a weapon! Now for the door. She tried it on the off chance-- "Hey! This must be my lucky 'yobi' (day)!" she crowed to herself. The door was unlocked and the corridors were clear- no guards anywhere in sight in either direction! Amazing! "Oh well, don't look a gift horse in the mouth, Ellen, old girl! she thought.

    Ellen took two steps out into the hallway and WHAM!-- an invisible hand seemed to smack her backwards hard, propelling the navigator back into the room with such force that she crashed over the bunk and into the bulkhead! Shaking her head groggily to clear away the cobwebs, Ellen realized a tad too late the reason for such 'LAX' security!

    END of Chapter 75. Chapter 76 soon. You guys'll like Ellen, I'm sure. Yumi adores her, man! Have a great weekend preparing for SB XL and kami bless. Please r/r/s away. Sayonara for now and Ja Mata, Hazu--K&K

    Continued in Ch 76

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    OK gang- I have now posted Ch 66 thru 75 inclusive for ya and I'll post more real soon. Have a cool day and SFN. See ya soon-K&K

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