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    Here's part 2 of Ch 21 for ya. Have fun with it-K&K



    She began to dream. She dreamt of herself as a miserable miser. Her name was Kei O'Scrooge. She had a clerk (underpaid of course) named Yuri Cratchit. She also had a kindly nephew (who she treated like crap) named Keitarou Reeves. One fine, brisk Kurisumasu-itu two gentlemen (Spike Miroku and Legato Bluesummers) came to call. "Do we have the pleasure of addressing Miss O'Scrooge or Miss McMarley?" asked the more handsome of the two (Legato). "Ms. McMarley has been shindeiru (dead) these nana (seven) years. She died seven years ago this very night." She said. "Gomen, however, we are certain that her generosity will be well represented by her most kawaii surviving partner." Said the other one (Spike). "Oro the F are you two baka morons yapping about?" she demanded, keeping her fist on the ion cannon in her desk drawer. "A few of us are endeavoring to start a fund to buy the poor some meat, drink and a means of warmth. It is at this festive season of the year that want is most keenly felt while abundance rejoices with others." Said Legato. "You two are a couple of trellmas short of a korton, ain't you?" observed Miss O'Scrooge. "We're collecting donations for charity. They're tax deductible you know! How much shall we put you down for Miss O'Scrooge?" asked Spike, licking his pencil. "Nothing." She replied. "Ah, you wish to be anonymous!" said Legato beaming all over. "I wish to be left alone! Now get the jigoku out or I'll call Furool City Central and have you both arrested!" she yelled. "Are you quite sure you won't reconsider--" began Spike. Kei kicked them both out of her building and down the steps. "Bah! Humbug!" she cried after them before returning to her office. Then Keitarou came and invited her to Kurisumasu dinner ashita. She tossed him out too. She was a real nasty bitch! Before quitting work for the day at 2100 (9 PM) hours she bawled Yuri out for using another dylithium crystal in the warp core generator. "But Miss O'Scrooge, it's minus 76 degrees Kelvin outside. I'm freezing to death in here!" she whimpered. "Work faster and you won't feel the cold!" snapped Kei.

    Yhat night, the yuku (ghost) of her late unlamented partner Iris McMarley (AN- she looked exactly like Iris, the former 'Lovely Angel' who became Lady Flair the contact assassin.) paid Kei a visit. Iris was bound by heavy chains made from bullet bandoleers, blasters, ion cannons, sonic disruptors, sonic beam cannons, explosives, bombs and anything else destructive by nature! She tried to explain to Kei how in life all she had ever cared about was their 'Killers for Hire' business instead of the welfare of her fellowmen. Now she had to do penance for it. Kei laughed at her which made Iris quite angry. She drew a Mark 4 ion cannon from her belt and fired it at Kei, catching her in the forearm. "Son of a bitch!" yelled Kei, slapping a hand to her injured arm. "Do you believe in me or not?" cried Iris preparing to fire a second blast. "F hai, I believe in you! You're nekkyo (nuts) you crazy baka!" screamed Kei drawing her own blaster and firing at Iris. She was amazed when her beam passed right through her harmlessly and frying a good portion of the mantelpiece! "I'm shindeiru stupid! Remember?" laughed Iris. "You have one chance, a reprieve as it were, of escaping my fate! A chance my dear of my procuring. (Kei thanked her begrudgingly cradling her disruptor blaster) You will be visited by san (three) yuyu (spirits). Expect the first at 0100 hours tonight, the second ashita at the same hour and the third ashita no ban when the last stroke of 12 has ceased to vibrate. (Kei wanted to take 'em on all at once because that was more her style but Iris nixed that idea) Look to see me no more. Farewell Kei." Kei fired at her again gouging the wall and celing with ion resin burn marks so Iris split.

    Kei awakened to someone shaking her by the shoulder. She looked up to see her old Chief, Andre Francis Gooley frowning down at her. "Who the F are you?" she mumbled while fishing under the pillow for her weapon. "I am the yuyu of Kurisumasu Past." He said. Kei yanked out her blaster and fired. The blast went through him and hit the wall. The yuyu grabbed kei and leaped through the window with her. "Are you baka? I don't have my jet wings lifter pack with me!" Kei tried belting him in the jaw and her fist passed right through his face! "Now calm down Kei and shut up!" he ordered. "Don't tell me to shut up you son of a bitch!" Kei and Gooley landed in front of a decrepit old building. A sign outside proclaimed it as '3WA Training Academy'. Kei yelled out loud. "Hey, cowabonga dude! I was a kid here! I cut more classes here---" The yuyu cut in on her prattle. "Your sister had one child---" Kei finally exploded. You baka moron, I was a kami shimatta orphan! I never had no sister! My family was and still is the 3WA!" Gooley said "Gomen. Let's try again." He whisked her up again and landed in front of tro-con Lee Chan's pad. "Hey, Lee's place! That SOB broke up with me 'cause I refused to stop carrying a blaster! He wanted me to do all martial arts crap like he did! The less I see of him the better! But I really kicked his ass using his shimatta martial arts!" she yelled. Gooley checked his wristchromro. "Whoops, out of time. See ya!" Poof! He vanished and was replaced by the dry visage of Charles Augustus Garner! "I am the Yuyu of Kurisumasu Present." He said. "So you're gonna show me how I'm a bastard to Yuri and show me how much fun I would have at Keitarou's pad and tell me that Yuri and Billy have a kid that's gonna shinu (die) if I don't save him, right?" yelled Kei. Garner (for once) was speechless. "Well, Yuri and Billy have no kids yet but the rest is true enough!" she added. Since you know all that already I'm wasting my time here! I will leave you to the Yuyu of Kurisumasu Future! Farewell and good luck with your life." He said, vanishing in a cloud of ion resin.

    Standing before Kei was a huge giant of a nekko (cat) creature that meowed at her (it looked exactly like Mugghi on the 'Angel') and pointed. "Mugghi! Oro the F are you doing in my nightmare? Get the jigoku out of it or I won't feed you for a month! You hear me Mugghi? No food!!!" she cried.

    "I have food for you Kei." Said Yuri 1, who had just returned with a tray for her. "Holy shit! Oro a nightmare!" yelled Kei 1, grabbing the tray and speedily wolfing down her breakfast. It always made Yuri 1 nauseous to watch Kei 1 eat anything! She finished and poured coffee for them both. "Arigato Yuri, I needed that." She said. Yuri 1 casually glanced at the vidscreen in front of Kei 1. "Oro have you been reading anyway Kei? Oh, that one! Hai, I can see how that would have given you nightmares." She giggled. "Shut the jigoku up you purple haired punching bag!" she yelled, hurling the tray at Yuri 1's back as she beat a hasty retreat. Kei 1 took a last look at the vidscreen before blanking it entirely. "Kurisumasu! Bah! Humbug!" she said to no one. "Reading Mr. Dickens's story eh?" said Marlene mischievously. "Just a shimatta book Mar!" answered Kei 1. "Run a diagnostic on the nacelles, will you?" she asked her navigator. "Sure, right away Kei. Any problem with them?" she asked. "Nai, not really. One of the right ones seems to have a slightly richer fuel mix than the others, that's all Mar." she replied. Marlene struck some panels and checked some gauges. "Seems OK now except for that fuel mix Kei." Kei 1 frowned. "OK just keep an eye on it then." She ordered. "Gomen for snapping at you earlier Mar. But that shimatta dream seemed so real man!" she apologized. "That story effects everybody in some way or other. "Don't sweat it Kei." Responded her navigator quietly. Kei 1 continued to stare at the blank screen. She was thinking-am I really like that?-nai, it's just a frigging story anyway! (AN-Or is it?)

    End of Chapter 21

    Chapter 22 "Kei's Restless Nights-Part Two" or "Kei and the Pirate" coming soon.

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    Here is Ch 22 Part 1 for ya. Be happy-K&K


    Chapter 22

    "Kei Meets the Pirate" or "Welcome Space Cowboys"

    Kei snapped out of her reverie suddenly and said "Yo, Kome's taking a jigoku of a long time to change and chow down, ain't she?" Kei checked her own wristchromo. "Oh, she's just not used to standing watch, that's all. Give her some time Kei, she'll be OK." Observed Marlene. "Well if she ain't back here in ten more minutes, trill her and get her back up here, understand? I can't run that frigging squak box for shit!" said Kei 1. "I gotta check on the rest of our passengers. Hold down the fort until I get back and arigato for putting up with me. I know that I can be a son of a bitch sometimes, just ask Yuri!" she added, heading for the 'parlor' once more. Everything was proceeding according to the Yuris' schedule for the upcoming party. Jamie was feeding the 'beasties' as he called them. His drinking partner from last evening had not yet put in an appearance today. "She could probably use a 'prairie oyster' today!" thought Kei1 with a devilish grin. Don, Keitarou and Anton were trying to recall how much booze had gone into their punch. Leila and Zoe were preparing the dinner menu. The time lords were trying to get the trains running. Spike and Legato had decided on 'Trivial Pursuit' as their first game and were selecting the questions to be asked. Suddenly Kei 1 chuckled out loud. "Shimatta, I ain't the captain of a star ship! I'm running a space going taxi service!" she chortled, roaring with uncontrolled mirth. "Gomen hazu, I apologize for being short with all of you but I just ain't been myself the last couple of days." She admitted. Everyone agreed that she had been under a tremendous amount of pressure lately. She thanked everyone once more and decided to check on her flight crew again. That right nacelle thruster really had her worried.

    Kome had returned to her comm. Station and was recording messages as they came in. Marlene, Mugghi and Nammo were still keeping an eye on things, especially that right nacelle thruster. "I can't wait to see oro Kei does when she sees you in that ridiculous getup Kome!" giggled Marlene. "Well here she comes now Mar so we'll find out soon!" replied Kome, also giggling. "I thought it was Kurisumasu-ibu not Hall-o-we'en! Ka-Mi Kome! You look just like the vacuumhead in that outfit!" Kei 1 said, roaring with laughter. Kome was wearing one of Yuri's (Yuri 1) 'Snow White' tro-con uniforms complete with aoishi choker, gold morphing bracelets and white 'over the knee' cavalier boots. She was even sporting one of Yuri's tiny petite blasters on her right thigh. "You know something Kome? I think this is the first time that I've seen you in something besides pants! You really look great. No offense about the vacuumhead joke eh?" Kei 1 just couldn't stop laughing.

    "Kei! You should take a look at this!" said Marlene. Kei 1 glanced at the vidscreens in front of her navigator. "On screen Mugghi! We've been monitoring him all morning. He seems to be shadowing us Kei. We make a move and he copies it. It's like he's our mirror image. Oro do you think?" Kei 1 pursed her lips in thought. After a long minute she said "OK Mar, let's scare the jigoku outta him. Cloak the 'Angel"." She commanded. "Roger willco." Replied Marlene, activating the cloak. The results were instantaneous! "He's powering weapons Kei! Shields up Mugghi! He's firing, brace yourselves! This is gonna be rough!" yelled Marlene. A sizzling bolt of pure white hot energy tore into the 'Angel's' starboard side before bouncing back from the power shields. "Divert more power to shields Marlene now!" cried Kei 1, yanking down hard on the yaw controls causing the ship to pull hard to port violently just before a second blast struck where the ship had been hachi (8) seconds ago! "Kome, open a hailing frequency with that Kami shimatta baka now!" Kome did so and Kei 1 grabbed the mike. "Ahoy unidentified ship! This is Captain O'Halloran of the 3WA- United Gallactica Federation of Galaxies! We are on our way home to Shimougou in the Aquarian Galaxy. Who are you and why have you fired on us? Stand down at once or I'll blast you to atoms! Respond shimatta!" Kei 1 was livid! "Kome can you put him on screen? Marlene can you place him and his ship?" Kei 1's foot slipped down and onto the plasma cannon's trigger. "Nai Kei, he's jamming our signal." Replied Kome. "Ship is registered with the Galactic Empire as the 'Millenium Falcon'. Vessel is a rogue freighter, maybe even a smuggler. The owner is a Han Solo." Said Marlene. "This is Captain O'Halloran of the 'Lovely Angel 2' of the 3WA! Are you going to answer me or not?" yelled Kei 1. "Ahoy 'Lovely Angel 2' this is Captain Solo of the 'Millenium Falcon'. Are you a patrol ship for the Empire?" demanded Solo. "Nai, Captain. We are 3WA, the 'World Welfare Works Association'- galactic police!" screamed Kei 1 right back at him. "He must be hauling illegal contraband guys! We're out of our jurisdiction and can't touch him!" whispered Kei 1. "Sorry, I apologize for firing on you 'Angel'. Please continue on your way." Said Solo. "Drop the cloak Mar. Kome, contact United Gallactica. Give them our positions and request instructions." Ordered Kei 1. "Roger cloak dropped." Reported Marlene. "We are well out of our jurisdiction Kei. UG says take no hostile actions. We are to avoid negative contact if at all possible." Reported Kome after descrambling the coded report from United Gallactica. "Oro is our speed now?" asked Kei 1. "Warp 6.5" replied Marlene. "Go to Warp 8.6 and we'll leave this guy in our dust." Commanded Kei 1. "Roger that, Warp 8.6 it is then. Warp 8.6 achieved and holding Kei." Said Marlene. "Then punch the thrusters and get us out of here now!" yelled Kei 1. The ship bucked, rolled, yawed and then shot forward at more than hachi (8) times the speed of light! Yuri 1 fairly flew to the bridge. "Oro the jigoku are you doing Kei?" she shrieked. "Holy crap, we're at Warp 8.6! Kei, this piece of junk can't withstand that kind of strain! You'll breach the hull!" Yuri 1 was panicking as usual. "Secure from red alert. Decrease speed to Warp 6.5. Kome, get Gustav up here." Ordered Kei 1. "We've got company Kei. It's Solo." Said Marlene.

    To Be Continued in Part 2

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    Sorry for the split-Here is part 2 of Ch 22. Enjoy-K&K



    "That ain't Fxxxing possible! How can a 'K' class freighter possibly keep up with a twin nacelle starship?" Kei 1 watched fascinated while the 'Falcon' continued to narrow th gap between them even more! Kome tapped Kei 1's shoulder and handed her a relay mike. "Kei, he's hailing us." She said. "Put him on screen Kome." She ordered. An image of a ruggedly handsome rogue with a devil may care attitude filled the vidscreen. "Sorry for all the trouble but I thought you guys were the pirates who have been hijacking freighters in this quadrant. That's the reason I fired on you. I had no idea that you were COPS! I apologize most humbly, lovely lady for causing you any problems. Are all the cops in UG and the 3WA as kawaii (lovely, beautiful) as you?" asked Han Solo with a wicked twinkle in his aizu. "Although we are 'cops' as you put it, we are well out of our bailiwick. So you have nothing to fear from us! However, if you're having piracy problems we just might be able to help you out. Does your ship have teleport capability, Mr. Solo?" inquired Kei 1, concern evident in her voice. "No, I don't but I do have a small shuttle if you have a docking bay over there." Answered Han. "We sure do and there's plenty of room for your shuttle in it. Come on over. I'll feed you our vector coordinates. See ya soon, ja mata, Mr. Solo." Replied Kei 1. She thought for a moment or two before saying "Mar, who's our docking officer?" Marlene pursed her lips in thought. "I guess that would be Kome, Kei. Should I send her down to the docking bays to greet our guest?" asked Marlene. "Hai, tell her to have Solo park his shuttle in Bay 7 North. Then she can escort him up here. Tell her to take a real blaster with her not that shimatta popgun of Yuri's! No sense in taking any unnessary risks." Said Kei 1. Yuri 1 glared at her but said nothing. "Roger that Kei. I'll tell her." Replied Marlene. She trilled Kome. "Kome, Kei wants you to go down to the docking bays and wait for Mr. Solo. Put him in Bay 7 North then escort him to the bridge. Take your own blaster or my ion cannon with you, not that little toy you're wearing, OK?" said Marlene. "Hai, fine Mar, will do, Kome out." She replied. After handing the relay mike to Kei 1, Kome had left the bridge to the pilot, co- pilot and navigator and gone in search of coffee. She felt really lousy. "I wonder why Kei invited over a baka who tried to blast us twice! Oh well she IS the boss. Guess she knows oro she's doing, I hope!" she thought, placing the borrowed blaster back in her drawer. Hefting her own Mark VII disruptor blaster and Marlene's Mark XII ion cannon, she finally decided to take both. Can't be too careful. Glancing up at the wall chromr she thought "Ka- Mi! Look at the time. Better get down there to meet this Solo guy!" Kome raced to the turbolift. Jumping aboard it she called out "Docking bays- North sector". She rode the lift down to the sublevel and got off, heading straight for the airlocks. A red lamp was winking and glowing above the portal for Airlock 1-A so she keyed the door panel and stepped back just in time to avoid being knocked down. A sleek shuttlecraft marked 'Flying Falcon' whooshed in past her and settled to the floor. Kome keyed the airlock closed and resealed it before walking over to meet their new arrival. The shuttle's hatch popped open and a tall, rangy guy hopped out. "Name's Solo, Han Solo, kid. Glad to meet you." He said, extending a gloved hand in friendship. Kome shook hands with him. "I'm Kome Sawaguchi, Mr. Solo. Code Name- 'Lovely Angel, Team 2' of the 3WA. Please dock in Bay 7 over there and follow me." She said, keeping one hand on her blaster. She then escorted Solo to the lift. They both stepped aboard and Kome said "Bridge." Instantly the lift whizzed them up to the control deck opposite the bridge doors. Kome stepped aside to allow Han to exit first. Then she threw open the portals and motioned him inside the room before following him in. "Mr. Solo, meet our captain. Tro-con Kei O'Halloran. Kei, meet Mr. Han Solo." Said Kome, making the introductions. "This is our co-pilot Yuri Donovan (Yuri 1 smiled at him and bobbed her head in greeting). This is our navigator Tro-con trainee Marlene Angel (Marlene waved a hand at him). I am both the relay communications and docking officer, Mr. Solo." Finished Kome, leaving him to face Kei 1 alone. She had balled both hands into fists and was clearly trying to hold onto her temper. Finally she spoke very quietly to their guest. "There is only one reason why I am going to try and help you instead of tossing you into my brig, Mr. Solo. A Terran holiday known as 'Christmas', a time when we are supposed to be more tolerant and forgiving to each other. OK, enough of that. Answer me one question. Why in the name of the nana jigokus (seven hells) did you fire on us? Does the 'Angel' look like a pirate vessel? We identified ourselves to you as non- hostile, didn't we?" Kei 1 ended her discourse and coolly stared back into his aoishi aizu with her own emerald green ones awaiting a reply. Solo cleared his throat before answering her.

    "Captain, I apologize again for mistaking your ship for a pirate craft. However, the last san (3) pirates encountered by my fellow traders first identified THEMSELVES as 'Police escort vessels sent by United Gallactica'. I just decided to err on the side of self preservation. Again I am so very sorry for firing on you, lovely lady." Kei 1 finally grinned at him. "Well lucky for you I didn't return fire with that!" She pointed to the firing controls for the new sonic beam ion cannon. Yuri 1 breathed a sigh of relief. It looked like the crisis was over. "But why did you follow us into hyperspace? And HOW could a 'K' class freighter keep pace with a twin nacelle starcruiser? How do I know that you ain't one of these so called 'pirates' yourself, Mr. Solo? I've already contacted 3WA control as well as both UG command and Starfleet. I have relayed them both your description and that of your ship to them. They also know our position. Now unless you WANT me to arrest you, Mr. Solo, I suggest that you start talking and fast!" Kei 1 finished by drawing her ion cannon and covering Solo with it. At the same time Kome had deftly relieved Solo of his own weapons. Yuri 1 began to sweat again! Han Solo coolly stared back at his captor. "By your own admission, Captain, you have no authority here. So you are clearly in violation of galactic law. I don't have to answer to you. If you release me now, I'll forget any of this ever happened. Otherwise---" Solo allowed his threat to dangle. Kei 1's weapon never wavered while she answered him. "You're forgetting, Captain Solo, that you are on MY ship. The 'Angel' is definitely 3WA and UG territory is most definitely under my control and authority, Mr. Solo. So talk, Kami shimatta ni jigoku!" exploded the redheaded firebrand. Solo shrugged his shoulders and said "Well Captain--" he bagan before being interrupted by Kei 1. "Just make it Kei. I hate formality." Solo brightened up. "OK Kei just call me Han. I hate formality too. Anyway a few months back a good friend of mine who is a space trader in this system was pulled over by a socalled 'routine' galactic patrol or so he thought. His ship was seized and his cargo confiscated. When he protested these actions he was knocked out and left for dead on his own shuttle. When he finally came to he called me. I advised him to contact the Galactic Space Command. He did so and was told that not only do the patrols not have that kind of authority but there were no authorized patrols anywhere near that sector. Then other traders started reporting similar hijackings and since all were patrols that had done the deeds we all started to not trust cops, any cops, no matter what they said, Kei! Now can you understand why I fired on you despite your announcement to the contrary, can't you? Anyway we are all living in fear of further hits. Well that's the story and it's the truth, Kei. I swear it!" Solo finished his tale and looked at Kei 1 hopefully. "Hai, sounds like you were just covering your own ass when you shot at us. Kome, give him back his weapons. You're free to go Han but if you still want our help you've got it." Kei 1 waited for his answer. "Yes Kei, we would still benefit from your kind assistance but what good is one patrol ship?" he asked. Everyone grinned at him when he said that one!



    To Be Continued in Part 3

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    OK-Here is the final part (3) of Ch 22. Have a great day-K&K



    "Gomen for calling you up here, sir and then leaving but--" began Kei 1 apologetically. "You two had better have a real good excuse this time, Kami shimatta, or I'll toss you both in the brig!" Anton Wilhelm Gustav was purple with rage. Quickly the two miscreants explained the situation to their superior, which calmed him down somewhat. "So where is Captain Solo now?" he asked. "Sick Bay sir." Replied the Angels innocently. "Sick Bay? Oro? Oro the jigoku is he doing in Sick Bay?" he demanded, again very upset. "I sort of kicked him in the jaw and knocked him out cold sir." Said Kei 1 sheepishly. "And this time it's not my fault either sir!" said Yuri 1, beginning to sob. "For once she's right Boss. This one really was all my fault sir." Admitted Kei 1. "Of that I have no doubt whatsoever, O'Halloran!" cried Anton. "We left Kome with Mr. Solo sir." Said Yuri 1. "And where's the final member of the set?" Gustav wanted to know. Both girls gave him blank stares. "Where's Marlene? Your navigator, remember?" he asked slowly. "Oh, hai. I guess she's still in Sick Bay with Kome. You called Yuri just as I was about to send her back up here Chief." Answered Kei 1. "Well find her!" bellowed Gustav. Kei 1 trilled Marlene Angel on her comlink earring. "Marlene, you there? Come in Mar, onegai respond. You're still in Sick Bay? How's Solo? Good, I'm glad of that. Listen Mar, we want you back up here on the bridge stat. We're heading into an asteroid field and Mugghi may not be able to handle it. Yuri's up here but the Chief and I are on our way to the rec room. Onegai keep the ship's intercom speaker open. Why? So you won't miss my Kami shimatta briefing, you moron! Gomen, just do it, OK? Great, see you soon." Kei 1 finished and grabbed Yuri 1's arm. "Get your ass in there and help out Mar. And try not to wreck my ship, you baka!" whispered Kei 1. "I'm not the baka, you are! OK, OK, I'm going already!" whispered Yuri 1 back., breaking away from Kei 1's grasp and saluting Anton before seating herself in the pilot's chair. The door opened and Marlene Angel quietly resumed her post.

    "Still on course for Shimougou Yuri." She trilled into her comlink. "Roger that Marlene. Onegai plot us a course through this asteroid field." Yuri 1 trilled back. "Course plotted and laid in. Feeding data to you now Yuri." Marlene punched a row of glowing panels and began keying coordinates quickly and efficiently. Seeing that things were (hopefully) back to normal Anton grabbed Kei 1's arm and escorted her to the exit. "Carry on Yuri, Marlene. If you need Kome send Mugghi down to relieve her and she can come back up here OK?" called Kei 1 over her shoulder. "If you need me I'll be in the rec room." Anton dragged her roughly down the corridor to the lifts. Glaring at her he spoke icily "If I didn't need you to run this Kami shimatta ship and if you weren't the best tro-con in the whole frigging 3WA, I'd toss you in the brig and throw away the Kami shimatta key! Oro were you thinking? First you arrest someone not even in our bailiwick, then you promise to help him. He makes one joke and POW! He's ends up in Sick Bay on your ship! Well, we'd better get down to our meeting and decide what actions to take. Come on Kei." Admonished Anton Gustav. Kei 1 angrily shook her arm loose. "I can walk by myself just fine, sir, thank you very much." She said very quietly. They reached the lifts. "Parlor." Commanded Anton. The lift moved and soon they were both walking into the rec room. Kei 1 explained the situation to the group. "But where is Mr. Solo, Kei?" asked Zoe. "He's resting in another room." She replied nervously. Anton glared at her but said nothing.

    "Don't worry hazu! Captain Solo will be just fine when he comes to in about an hour. That's how long one of Kei's knockout kicks usually lasts!" laughed Yuri 1 from the intercom. "All aizu turned on Kei 1. "He called me a broad! And he tried to take me on too! So he just got oro he asked for! He deserved it!" shouted an enraged redhead, "Kei, we're being hailed again!" called Yuri 1 over the intercom. Kei 1 turned and trilled her comlink. "Yuri! Why the jigoku didn't you trill me instead? Who is it? No idea? Just a smiley face on the vidscreen? OK put it through to the rec room viewers." Kei 1 strolled over to the closest vidscreen and snapped it on. Instantly a smiling face with all teeth grinning filled the screen.

    "Faye Faye! We got somebody!" The voice sounded quite childish. A second later the screen was filled with a red-headed kid's smiling face. She had some kind of contraption strapped to her head and was wearing a pair of goggles which seemed to be connected to it somehow. The kid appeared to be standing on his or her head. "Faye Faye! It's a lady! She looks like what Spike-person calls a hooker! Big yabas! Bigger than yours even!" the kid crowed with delight. "It's Faye not Faye Faye Ed. You only need to say it once. Ein, get out of the way!" A classy brunette came into view wearing a yellow halter top and a red stole. She picked up a small Corgi dog and tossed him onto the sofa. "Ed! Get the guys. Sorry Miss, you'll have to excuse Ed. She gets very excitable. I'm Faye Valentine, a cowboy on Bebop. Gomen, I mean I'm a bounty hunter on this ship, the 'Bebop'. I travel with Spike Steigel and Jett Black, my partners and fellow bounty hunters. Ed is our partner too, sorta." Faye was interrupted by the arrival of two men. One was tall, skinny and rangy with aizu of two different colors. He wore a crumpled blue leisure suit and had a cigarette dangling from his mouth. He was smiling broadly. Joining him was a big, heavily built guy in a black jumpsuit. He was smoking a cigar. "Where are the women?" they chorused. "Hey! Ed was right Jett, a hooker!" said the first one. "Spike! That ain't polite. Excuse him onegai. I'm Jett Black and the guy with no manners is Spike Steigel. We're cowboys, er bounty hunters. We're after a guy with a 100 million woolongs bounty on his head. He just escaped custody while being transported to a prison on Mars. We'll feed the information to your ship's computers. He is known as the 'Black Ghost'. Any chance that you've seen him around anywhere?" asked Jett hopefully.

    "Those bakas! They let him escape again? F! We just caught the Kami shimatta son of a bitch two days ago! Gomen, gentlemen, but we did just catch him for those geeks on Cybytron! By the way Mr. Steigel, we are not hookers!

    END OF CHAPTER 22

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    Here's Part 1 of Ch 23 for ya. Enjy-K&K


    Chapter 23

    "The Angels VS the Cowboys"/ "A Nightmare Revisited-Return of Black Ghost" or
    "All Aboard the Gysymeo to Mars Express"

    "I'm Tro-Con Kei O'Halloran, Code name 'Lovely Angels- Team 2' of the 3WA! I'm captain and pilot of this ship, the 'Lovely Angel 2' and my co-pilot is Yuri Donovan." Kei 1 sounded perfectly furious. "It seems like we should speak face to face, Captain. Do you want to come over here or should we join you over there?" asked Jett. "Come on over! The more the merrier, Mr. Black! Our docking bays are on the ship's starboard side." Said Kei 1. She trilled her comlink. "Kome, shi (four) more visitors. Put them in Bay 8. Then escort them to the rec room. How's Solo? Asleep? OK, you'll only be gone a few minutes so he'll be fine. Now get going." She ordered. "On my way Kei." Kome sprinted for the lifts. Arriving at the docking bays she keyed the airlock open for Bays 6 to 10. She jumped back just as a very large shuttle whooshed in past her. Its markings read 'Hammerhead'- 'Bebop'. The hatch popped open and a guy's head appeared. "Where do you want her parked Ma'am?" asked Jett Black. Kome pointed and said "Bay 8 onegai sir." The 'Hammerhead' glided smoothly into the designated space next to the 'Flying Falcon' and Jett hopped out. He bent and helped Faye out. Spike followed clutching Ed by her shirt and tossed the kid to the deck. Ein (the dog) yipped and jumped into Ed's arms. Ed was a scruffy kid with doe aizu of aoishi green and a ,mop of red hair. Her only attire was a white tee shirt and black biker shorts and she was barefoot. Kome could not believe her aizu! She glared daggers at Jett. "You brought your wife and kids too, Mr. Black?" she asked. "We are NOT related!" yelled Jett, Spike and Faye together. "Ed is hungry! Ein is too, aren't you Ein? Where's the food lady?" demanded Ed, holding tightly to the dog and crushing him to her chest. "Oh well you can't be any worse than what we've already got, I guess." Said Kome to the newcomers. "Why? Who do you have aboard Miss?" asked Faye Valentine. "You wouldn't believe me if I told you. "I'm Kome Sawaguchi, tro-con trainee, Code Name 'Lovely Angels- Team 1" of the 3WA. I am supposed to escort you to our CO, Captain O'Halloran. So follow me onegai." Replied Kome, preceding them to the lifts. "Parlor." She said as soon as they were all aboard the lift.

    To Be Continued in Part 2

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    Here is part 2 of Ch 23 for ya. Enjoy-K&K



    "Oh hai, ashita is Kurisumasu. You do know oro that is, don't you? She asked. The two men and Faye nodded. Ed was too busy watching the floor level buttons light up to answer. "Well we're having a big party and--" Kome hesitated. "We'll be glad to stay and celebrate the holidays with you." Replied Faye sweetly, sinking a spiked heel into both Jett's and Spike's insteps. The lift reached the primary level and Kome threw open the door to the parlor/rec room. "Everyone, meet Mr. Spike Steigel, Mr. Jett Black, Miss Faye Valentine, their little boy Ed and their dog Ein." Announced Kome. "Ed's not a little boy! Ed's a little girl! Faye managed to grab Ed just before she could pull off her tee shirt. The entire group came over, introductions were made and greetings were exchanged. A very intoxicated man got up from the bar and stumbled over to them. "Welcome to the 'Lovely Angel 2'. I'm Chief Donald Poporo of the 3WA- Unit 234. Call me Don. Have a drink?" He stuck out his hand and fell heavily to the floor. A tall redhead with brilliant green aizu who had been sitting at the bar drinking got up and carefully stepped over Poporo. She stuck out a gloved hand in greeting. "Welcome to Bedlam! I'm Tro-Con Kei O'Halloran, captain and pilot of this ship. My code name is 'Lovely Angel, Team 2, Unit 9, 3WA, United Gallactica." Kei 1 shook hands all around. "Before I start the introductions and explanations we'd all better have a drink. Root beer OK for your little boy?" asked Kei 1 reaching for some glasses and bottles. Faye got to Ed in time to prevent the shorts coming off but not the tee shirt! Faye quickly pulled the shirt back onto the youngster. Thankfully, no one had seemed to notice Ed's little strip tease act. When the drinks had been poured and distributed, Kei 1 began to point out the crew members and guests to the newcomers. "OK, I've lost count of how many are aboard so onegai bear with me and forgive me if I miss anybody. First, we have myself, my co-pilot up on the bridge, Yuri Donovan, my navigator, Marlene Angel, my communications relay officer/docking officer, Kome Sawaguchi who you have already met, the baka on the floor is Don Poporo, chief of Unit 234 of the 3WA. He is Yuri and Kome's boss. That's Anton Gustav over there, chief of Unit 9 of the 3WA. He's Marlene's and my boss. Next we have Spike Miroku, a mall security chief from Shimougou, our home base planet. Next to him is Legato Bluesummers, our prisoner who is currently assisting us on a case. The next two are the Doctors numbers two and four. They're time lords from Gallifrey. Their companions are from left to right, Jamie McCrimmon, Zoe and Leila. Beside Leila is my godson, Keitarou Riff. He's visiting from our future. Next to him are Kei and Yuri from our past. They are also tro- cons or trouble consultants to use the technical term. That thing that looks like a giant cat is Mugghi and the R2D2 thingy is Nammo. We have two identical ones upstairs. Oh and Mr. Han Solo, a space trader (Spike's aizu lit up brightly. He knew Han Solo very well indeed!). He's in Sick Bay at present recovering from--" Kei 1 was interrupted by Yuri's voice booming over the intercom's PA system. "Don't cross swords with Kei or you'll end up in there too!" she giggled roguishly. "Shut up you airhead!" yelled Kei 1, smashing her fist into the loudspeaker above her head. "Well that's the lot. Did I miss anyone Yuri?" asked Kei 1. "Nai you got them all. Kei, you'd better send Kome back up to Level 3 to check on Han." Said Yuri 1 worriedly. At a sign from Kei 1 Kome scooted back up to Sick Bay.

    To Be Continued in Part 3

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    Here is the final part (3) for Ch 23. Enjoy-K&K



    "Well," thought Kei 1, "Mar and Kome will have plenty of people for their big Kurisumasu party ashita anyway."She strode over to Zoe and Leila at the replicators. "Four more for dinner Zoe." She advised. Zoe nodded then yelled "Jamie, another beastie to feed." Jamie frowned then saw Ein in Ed's arms and waved back to Zoe mouthing the word 'OK'. He didn't mind feeding little beasties like Ein. It was the huge Mugghis that he was a little bit afraid of feeding. "Well anyway you guys are welcome to the entire bounty. We just want to help you capture him again. We'll get a bonus from the 3WA for it anyway. We are not allowed to collect bounties like you 'cowboys'. But with this guy, it's personal! Two days ago we caught him and turned him over to the authorities on Cybytron. They didn't mention anything about transferring the bastard to Mars! Er, we didn't catch 'Big Shot' today. Where exactly was the transport vessel when 'Black Ghost' commandeered it and escaped?" Kei 1 asked, watching the 'Bebop' crew. "I believe I can answer that one Kei." Said Legato Bluesummers quietly. "How the jigoku would you know?" demanded an amazed Faye Valentine. "Coming from Cybytron and heading for Mars? The only logical place for a hijack would be at the hyperspace jumpsite. That, of course, would be the 'Orion Nebulae' and the closest planet from there is quite well known to our co-hostesses, Kei and Yuri." Both tro-cons looked puzzled. "It's called 'Gysymeo', an ice world whose ocean features a powerful maelstrom feeding into a bottomless vortex. A dangerous place to be sure but the perfect spot to disappear for awhile. That's where we'll find the 'Black Ghost', hazu." Answered Legato. "But how did you know that Mr. Bluesummers?" asked Faye repeating her question. "It's Legato onegai. I'm along on this merry ride because I used to be 'Black Ghost's' partner and I can identify him despite his penchant for disguises. I knew that he planned to go to ground on 'Gysymeo' at the first sign of trouble because he told me so. Does that answer your question Faye?" Legato grinned at her and Faye nodded her head. "Arigato Legato." She said with a smile. "If I can interrupt the mutual admiration society fan club here- Legato, how far are we from 'Gysymeo'? I make it go (five) or roku (six) parsecs, shi (four) hours from here. That sound right to you?" asked Kei 1. Legato pondered that a moment or so. "Hai Kei, that's correct." He replied. Yuri 1's voice boomed out over the intercom speakers. "We heard all of that up here Kei. Should I have Marlene change course to 'Gysymeo'?" she asked. Kei 1 consulted her navigational tricorder. "Yeah OK Yuri, have her change course to South South East 490. Yuri, oro's our speed?" asked Kei 1. "Warp 6.1 Kei." Was the reply. "Increase it to 8.8 and prepare for an immediate hyperjump." Commanded Kei 1. "We can't Kei, we're too close!" replied Yuri 1. "You heard my orders Yuri. We are using the wormhole, the same one that Waldess used two years ago, remember?" asked Kei 1. "Oh yeah, I remember now. Have them all strap in. We'll be on 'Gysymeo' ten minutes from now, give or take!" crowed Yuri 1. Kei 1 looked worried. "Yuri, are you sure that you two can handle a hyperthrust jump this short? Should I come up?" she asked. "Nai Kei, we'll be just fine. Get yourselves strapped in and don't worry. Here we go. Brace yourselves. Warp 7, Warp 8, Warp 8.6, Warp 8.8 mark. Course bearing South South East at 490 mark. Hyperthrusters engaged. We jump in jyuu (10) seconds, go (5) seconds, shi (4), san (3), ni (2), ichi (1), rei (zero); now, punch it Marlene." Yuri 1's voice trailed off as a "G" force of 200 slammed into them. Kei 1 grabbed the intercom mike and keyed it. "Yuri, decrease speed to Warp 7.3 when we enter the wormhole. Then increase to Warp 8.9. When you exit the wormhole, drop back to Warp 6.1 and decrease again back to Warp 3 when we reach the atmospheric shields around 'Gysymeo'. (Kei 1 glanced over at Legato) Legato, oro part of the planet was he heading for?" Legato put his hand out and Kei 1 handed him the mike. "Yuri, land in the Northern Quadrant at grid coordinates XX4 North by XX2 West. There's a small village nearby called 'Dydon'. And Yuri, they don't like cops of any sort so you'd better cloak the 'Angel' just to be on the safe side." Legato handed the mike over to the pilot. "You get all that guys?" asked Kei 1. "Hai , we got it Kei." Said Yuri 1. "OK call me when we touch down. I'll be in the docking bays with the 'Raphael'." She ordered. She started for the lifts, glanced down at herself and tapped her morphing bracelet. Instantly her attire was transformed to her traditional red/black tro-con colors except that now she was clad in a long-sleeved, tight-fitting, hooded bodysuit complete with skin tight leggings, gloves and boots. The outfit was for winter wear. She also had a blaster strapped to her right thight, an ion cannon strapped to the left one and she was clutching a wicked looking sub- machinegun disruptor blaster in her right fist. "All tro-cons carry winter gear in their morphing bracelets. Anyone who is coming with us there are plenty of winter gear, supplies and weapons in storage. I strongly suggest that you dress as warmly as possible. On 'Gysymeo' at this time of year the usual temperature is minus 150 degrees Kelvin and that's shimatta cold! That translates to at least 100 degrees below zero Fahrenheit!I want Chief Gustav, Spike Miroku and Legato on my team. I'm leaving Kome, Yuri and Marlene aboard. Chief Poporo will be in command. Jett, Spike, Faye I'd leave Ed and Ein aboard if I were you. Doctors, you and your companions are welcome to come along with us if you like but it will be quite dangerous. Keitarou, you and our two tro-con counterparts from the past are in reserve so be ready to come if I call for you. Whoever's going with us will rendezvous in the Northern docking bays in 20 minutes." Kei 1 trilled her comlink. "Kome? How's Solo? Still out? OK, I hate to do this to him on top of everything else but I can't take the chance of having him wandering all over this ship! Kome, do you know how to use an autohypo? You do, good. Find one marked 'Ampunyl Hydrox 150 cc'. It should be in the grey cabinet by the treatment table. Got it? OK, that's a mild sedative. Charge the hypo and inject it slowly into his left shoulder just above the scapula (shoulder bone). Done? Oro? He's supposed to go rigid for the moment. That phase will pass in about 30 seconds or so. He's OK now? Fine, stay with him until someone comes to relieve you. Yuri, you, Mar and Kome will remain on board. Keitarou and our alter egos are backup. The roku (six) of you had better morph into your winter stuff just in case. I'm having kome remain in sick bay with Solo. We've touched down and we've cloaked? Good. OK, I'm taking 'Enjeru (Angel) Raphael' for the trip. If we need backup Keitarou will use 'Enjeru Donnatello'. I'll have Anton, Legato, Miroku, Faye, Spike, Jett, both Doctors, Zoe, Jamie and Leila with me. Better keep an aizu on Ed and Ein or Don will have a royal fit! Well, wish us luck, see you soon, Kei out." Kei 1 had finally arrived at the Northern docking bays. Her Mugghi and Nammo were already aboard the 'Raphael' making pre-flight tests. Ed and Ein burst into view racing up to Kei 1 who had just lowered the ramp on her shuttle. "Ed and Ein go too, ple-e-e-ease!" she whined. Kei 1 was furious! You and Ein will stay aboard the 'Angel' and that's an order!" Faye hurried over to them. "I'll let the guys handle this one. I guess I'll be babysitter today. Mind if we look around the ship?" she asked. "As long as you don't get lost you can. Just tell the turbolift wherever you want to go. Have fun! By the way, there are plenty of clothes in storage. She really shouldn't be running around barefoot like that! I've assigned your group to Suite AD-12 on Level 3. See you later Faye, bye Ed." While they had been talking, the rest of her team had arrived and were now boarding the shuttle. "Everyone armed, except the Doctors that is?" asked Kei 1. The rest nodded. Now when we land everyone remember where we park because both the 'Raphael' and the 'Angel' will be cloaked. This ship is equipped with a high intensity, state of the arts sonic ion beam cannon which will be used only in a real emergency. Ok find yourselves seats and strap in. (Kei 1 trilled the control room which we will call the bridge) Mugghi, head for 'Dydon Village'. Legato, you and Doctor 4 are with me. The rest of you guys pair off for the search. First one to spot our prey will sing out and wait for backup. Under no circumstances will anyone attempt to capture him singlehandedly! Remember, most of you are armed but you will use only minimal force unless deadly force is deemed necessary. Anton will make that decision if need be. Good luck." Kei 1 strode forward to the bridge and stood at the helm, arms akimbo. Her disruptor was slung across her back and her face was grim. As the 'Raphael touched down she couldn't help but think back to that last time two years ago when she and Yuri 1 had been on 'Gysymeo' before.

    End of Chapter 23

    Next up Chapter 24 "Old Memories and New dangers" or "Black Ghost Is Toast!" coming soon.

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    Here is Part 1 of Ch 24 for ya. Ja mata-K&K


    Chapter 24
    "Old Memories and New Dangers" or "Black Ghost is Toast!"

    She had come there (against orders so she had resigned from the 3WA) to find and kill the assassin known as Lady Flair (formerly Iris of the 'Lovely Angels' but Kei 1 did not know that at that time). She had also come to find and stop a supercriminal known as Waldess from activating 'Project SIREN' by any means possible. But her plans had backfired and she had been taken prisoner by Waldess and Flair. Waldess had used 'Brooklynyl' a truth serum on her but to no avail. She had resisted the drug and held on until Yuri 1 had shown up to help (and arrest her too but Kei 1 was blissfully unaware of that intention) her. Jigoku, enough memories already! Focus on the job at hand Kei! Snap out of it! She told herself. Mugghi tapped her shoulder and trilled "Where?" Kei 1 pointed to a clearing in the midst of a dense ice forest. Mugghi obediently touched down with the shuttle. Lowering the ramp Miroku, Jamie, Jett and Kei 1 each pushed out a skysled, one for each team. Kei 1 next handed out a comlink to each team member who did not already have one. OK Chief, you, Miroku and Mugghi are Team 1; Doctor 2, Zoe and Jamie are Team 2; Jett, Spike and Leila are Team 3 and Doctor 4, Legato and I will be Team 4. Each team is armed and has comlinks. I cannot stress this point enough so everyone listen up! 'Black Ghost' is very dangerous so no heroics! If you find him trill the other teams and wait for backup. We want the bastard alive so don't get trigger- happy! Stay with your team. In case of trouble, contact us and return to the 'Raphael'. Nammo's on board and can contact Keitarou and his team on the 'Angel' should the need arise. Be careful and good luck, let's go!" Kei 1 leaped on the first skysled and fired up the engines. The other teams followed suit and soon all 4 skysleds were rocketing through the ice forest in a Southerly direction following an old smugglers' path. They kept going for about half an hour. Then they reached a crossroads and at a sign from Kei 1 pulled up. Kei 1 trilled her comlink. "OK, we are splitting up. Team 1 continues South; Team 2 goes West; Team 3 goes East and my team will go North. Rendezvous back here in roku (six) hours, got it? Kei out." They separated and roared off in san (three) different directions while Kei 1's sled blasted back the way they had come.

    "Nammo ain't picking up any heat traces Legato. You sure this is the right place?" trilled Kei 1's comlink. "He's here Kei. I just know it. He'll be in one of those ice caves, I'm sure of it. I guess we'll just have to search each one until we find him." Trilled Legato's comlink. "We ain't got no time for that!" trilled Kei 1, unslinging her disruptor submachine gun and pointing it at the cave entrances. "Anybody want to dance?" she howled, firing randomly. Suddenly, a skysled shot out of the mouth of one of the caves like all the onis (devils) in Jigoku were after it and rocketed off to the West. Kei 1's sled sped off after it. "He'll run right into Team 3 Kei! That's the bounty hunters and the wildwoman (Leila). Team 4 to Team 3, do you read me? Quarry spotted heading in your direction. We are in hot pursuit, over." Trilled Legato. "Roger that pal. This is Spike. He's on our scope and closing fast! Team 3 to Teams 1 and 2. Lock onto our signal and converge. We've got him! Fire only in front and behind him. We don't get paid for bringing in stiffs! Jett, hard to port! Turn left shimatta! Whew, that was close! Legato, we have you in sight now and we can also see the other two teams. Let's squeeze him, over." Kei 1 pointed to a small box canyon of ice to the South. "We'll box him in there guys! Yo, Spike, do you see that box canyon at grid coordinates XG44 by XH48? Head him towards it. Teams 1 and 2, you copy? Over." The other teams trilled in the affirmative. "He won't just give up and surrender Kei, you know?" warned Legato. "Oh, he won't, won't he eh? Wanna bet Legatos?" replied Kei 1 grimly. "Spike here again. He's all boxed and packaged for you, over." He trilled. "Arigato Spike, we owe you one!" trilled Kei 1. She flipped on the sled's PA system. Keying the mike she roared out her ultimatum. "Attention 'Black Ghost'! You are surrounded on all sides! You're in a box and there's no way out! I'll give you to the count of go (five), then we'll open fire! Be advised, I only warn once! Understand? I am counting now! Ichi (one), ni (two), san (three), shi (four), go (five)! Well, oro is your answer?" A blast of high density plasma smashed into her sled's energy shields.

    "OK then we do it the hard way, you son of a bitch! You asked for it!" she announced, launching four missiles at their prey! BOOM! The first missile blew off one of his sled's runners. POW! The second one exploded behind him, rocking the sled. WHOOM! The third one impacted the engines, destroying the sled's motors totally. POOM! The final missile released a cloud of grayish smoke which speedily enveloped the felon in its mists. Kei 1 trilled her teams via comlink. "All teams mask now! That's 'Cyrol', a harmless knockout gas. It works in 20 seconds. (Kei 1 consulted her wrist chromo) OK, he should be out cold by now but keep your masks on anyway. That stuff dissipates slower in a cold environment. Let's grab the bastard and get the jigoku off of this Kami forsaken world! Kei out." She turned her sled and rocketed into the canyon. The other san (three) sleds soon joined her party. Kei 1 leaped from her sled while it was still running and tore off the hatch cover from 'Black Ghost's' machine and yanked out their prisoner. He squirmed in her grasp and tried to pull free of the feisty redhead but to no avail. CRUNCH! Kei 1's right haymaker connected with his jaw and he sank backwards into her arms. Dropping him to the ground none too gently, she trilled her comlink.

    "OK guys we have him! Hey Boss, how about you and Miroku put him on your sled and take him back to the 'Raphael'? You guys got ni (two) extra seats. OK?" she asked Anton Gustav. "Fine Kei. We'll take him in and meet you back there in a half hour or so. See you later, ja mata." Trilled Anton back to her. Kei 1's two riders piled back on her sled and Kei 1 fired up the engines. Keying the mike of her sled's PA system she began to issue her orders to the teams. "Team 1 is bringing in suspect. Teams 2 and 3 will now return to the 'Raphael'. My team will follow you in." Trilling the Mugghi via her comlink she said "Mugghi, when you reach the 'Raphael' start preparing for launch. I want to get off this Kami shimatta planet as soon as possible. Now move your ass!" When Kei 1 arrived back at the shuttle with the Doctor and Legato, the 'Raphael's' impulse engines were roaring. Doing a quick headcount she asked Anton to 'put that black creep in the hold' and to be sure and keep a guard on him at all times. "I don't want to have to go looking for him all over again if I can possibly help it so we'll take him to Mars ourselves. I'd better call Yuri now." Suiting her action to the word she keyed the relay combox and said "Hey Yuri, have Mar lay in a new course for Mars. We're taking our little pest home personally." Yuri 1 replied "You got him? Already? Cool!" Kei 1 shouted back over the rely "Can it Yuri! Oro have you got in your bag of tricks to put him to beddy bye for the trip? He's out now but I don't want him waking up again until we get there!" she said. "Oro did you give him? A blast of 'Cyrol'? I've got some 'Rylgon-X' that I can give him OK?" she asked. "Whatever! You're the shimatta expert, ain't you? See you in a few minutes. Kei out." Kei 1 tapped Mugghi's shoulder. "Fire up the thrusters and take us back to the 'Angel', Mugghi." She commanded. Mugghi complied and a few minutes later they had touched down in the 'Angel's' docking bay.



    To Be Continued in Part 2

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