Here's Ch 6- Pt 1-Enjoy-K&K
DISCLAIMER: OK Rukia honey, it's all yours! First, thank you to Mr. T. for the use of the Angels. Thanks to everyone else who is letting us use their creations. How was that, Yuri? Great! Oh yes it was, Kei! Well, we left you up in the air so let's get to Chapter 6 without further preamble:-
'Shinigami Shenanigans' or 'Book of the Dead?'
"Hey stupid! Leave them alone! The Boss Lady told us to just round up the stragglers not waste 'em! Alucard! Walter! Integra! One of ya tell Revy we found two more and tell her to watch out for that other Saiyaan dummy! I just got to Bulma's hubby (Vegeeta) before he fried somebody! Hey, that must mean that Troi's here too if these two nightmares are both here! Yeah guys, Vegeeta just told me that Goku took the BetaZoid babe (Deanna Troi) over to the 'Calypso' dorm wing so they could get started building that damned 'sealing barrier' thing! Continue the sweep while I take these two in the black 'jammies' I just found back to Kei's office." trilled Captain Seras Victoria. The kawaii vampirette still commanded the 'Nova Hellsing' starship. Then Vicky grabbed Rukia by the arm.
"You're coming along with me, Love." she said and Ichigo stepped in front of her.
"The Hell you are, bitch!" he shouted and before Rukia could stop him 'Zangetsu' (all soul reapers' 'zampatous' or swords have their own unique names which release their own special powers!) had cloven Vicky in half! Then both of them watched in awe as both halves melded back together again!
"I'm one of the 'undead' so not even a 'shinigami's' (a soul reaper or a death god) 'zampatou' can harm me, laddie." chortled the amused 'Princess of the Blood' and she drew out her Mark XIII ion cannon. "Now hand over that 'zampatou' before someone gets hurt, soul reaper guy. Rukia nodded 'OK' to Ichigo and he reluctantly handed 'Zangetsu' over to Vicky who easily hefted the giant heavy weapon onto her shoulder. "Yours too, Love! Don't make me angry, girl!" stormed an impatient Vicky.
"Gomen but I don't have one, ma'am! See? I'm harmless, OK? (Rukia tore off her 'gi' top and pants and twirled around to show Vicky she was indeed unarmed) Satisfied?" yelled Rukia and then she became painfully aware of Ichigo and Vegeeta staring at her!
"She left her 'zampatou' in her other damned 'gi', Lady! OK? Get dressed, Rukia!" growled Kurosaki tossing her 'gi' garments to her.
"Vegeeta! Go find Revy Roberts. Tell her to bring some guards with her. Now we got 'shinigami' coming through! Oro's that? Ella and Lily's team picked up a college kid armed with oro? Repeat that! A notebook? Holy Ka-M9i! He's gotta be a real whack-o, man! Find Revy and bring Yuri back too. That's an order, Saiyaan!" commanded Victoria. One look convinced the 'Prince of the Saiyaans' that this girl meant business so he dutifully jogged off to find Revy and Yuri.
"I'm supposed to believe that if you write somebody's name in a Fxxxing book you can ice that person? Get real, dude!" stormed Ella Hathaway and Light Yagami smiled.
"Did you hear that, Ryuuk? Perhaps we should give the nice Lady a demonstration, tomo? How about it, Honey? Who don't ya like and would like to see dead?" replied the college boy with a grin.
"Who the Hell ya talking to, Mr. Yagami? There's nobody else her but me and Ella, sir!" asked an amazed Lily.
"Here ya go, Ry. Have an apple, pal." said Light, tossing one into the air where it hung- suspended in midair! Slowly the apple began to disappear until only the core remained and it too fell to the floor! "Ryuuk here is a 'shinigami' a deth god and you can only see him if you touch my notebook. Go ahead, Miss Hathaway, Miss Lily. Try it if ya don't believe me." replied Light.
"Oh for the love of Christ! Gimme it!" yelled Lily and she brushed the notebook (the 'Death Note' notebook) with her fingertips and then she backed away so fast she fell over Lee Chan!
"Careful there, Ensign. We don't want you getting hurt, kiddo." said Lee, helping the tro-con back up.
"Can't you see him, Lee? Shit! He's right there in front of ya, man!" cried Lily, pointing out a spot halfway twixt her chief and Light Yagami. A huge misshapen ugly creature right out of an LSD-induced nightmare was balancing itself on the back of a chair and leering at her!
"You see him, don't you, girl?" demanded Yagami and Lily nodded dumbly. "That's Ryuuk. He's one of the 'shinigami' death gods and until I finish filling this book up with names he's stuck here on our world. Have your tomos there touch the book so they'll be able to see him too." said Light and he placed the small black notebook on a table beside him. Gingerly Lee and Ella stroked its cover and--
"Oro the Fxxx! Where the oni did that thing come from? How'd it get in here?" screamed Ella, drawing her Mark VI.
"More to the point- how do we get rid of the damned thing?" shouted Lee Chan, his fist on his disruptor pistol.
"Do you er believe me now, Ladies? Sir?" asked Light, opening his book and pulling out an ink pen. "Let's test it, shall we? Whom would you like to see dead? Point them out to me and all I have to do is write down their name in this book, add a cause of death, a date and a time and BAM! they're dead! Well?" said the college kid.
"That's an easy one. Khan the pirate but nobody knows where he is, Mr. Yagami." replied Lily.
"And we are cops, Ensign, not killers!" said Lee angrily.
"That is correct, Mr. Yagami. Even if we could, we certainly would not allow you to kill anyone just to test out an inane theory!" yelled Ella.
"I'm bored, boy! Let's go find somebody to kill! I haven't killed all week, Light!" complained the thing on the chair.
"Anyway sonny- your book won't wrk here because we've got a 'neutralizing field' around the entire Academy complex." said Walter (Vicky's weapons officer on the 'Nova Hellsing') who'd just gotten there along with Integra, Alucard, Yuri and Revy.
"That's strange, Ryuuk. I don't seem to see the name and lifespan above this guy's head. Do you? (Ryuuk shook his head) Does that mean we can't kill him, Ry?" asked a puzzled Light.
"You cannot kill the dead, kid." said the tall blonde (Integra) who was smoking a cigar.
"Oro er Sir Integra (her full moniker was Sir Integra Winifred Van Helsing) means is that Mr. Alucard here is one of the undead, a vampire if you will just like Miss Victoria. That means that he is already dead, Lad." explained Walter.
"Hullo there, Ryzie. I haven't seen you for quite a few centuries. Oro are you and the brat doing here on 'Shimougou'? Get your ass kicked outta 'Hecuo Mundo' (Hell) again?" said a tall guy dressed entirely in red who looked a lot like 'death warmed over'- literally! Before the thing could answer him--
"You can see him without touching the book? You know him? How is that possible?" cried Light, losing his cool. He was clearly upset!
"Of course he sees me, boy! As an undead soul he is a 'shinigami' the same as me. I met Al here two nai I guess it was three millenia ago but it's been a few hundred years since our last meeting. You seem to be getting a bit confused though in your old age, Al. This planet is Terra or the Earth not some obscure planetoid away over in the 'Galaxy of Aquarius'!" chuckled Ryuuk, sticking his claw out for another apple. To a 'death god' like Ryuuk apples were as addictive as alcohol and tobacco and drugs were to humans! Now it was Alucard's turn to laugh.
"Ha! It took me three millenia but I have finally beaten your ass at something, Ry! This planet is 'not' Earth! This place is indeed 'Shimougou' and this complex is 'Takachicho Academy' where the 3WA trouble consultants are put through their paces! However, Miss Donovan's 'neutralizing field'- sophisticated though it may be- cannot block out our powers, my tomo nor can it block out the powers of a 'death book'! Let's call a truce, Ry. While we are here I will not 'baptize' anyone and you and the kid will not kill anybody. Agreed?" said the vampire master.
"That's up to the boy, not me, Al. The book's his and I must of course abide by 'shinigami' laws. If he writes a name down I must kill that being." replied Ryuuk who was on his twelfth apple.
"Ya mean that ya lost 'another' death book, old tomo? Very careless of ya!" chortled Al and the death god scowled at him.
"It ain't my fault! I dropped it and he found it!" sulked Ryuuk.
"OK then- as long as this is not my world killing here would be pointless. I agree to Al's terms. You have my word. By the way- you guys can just call me 'L'. I'm hungry, man! Does this school have a cafeteria?" said Light.
"I want some more apples dammit!" yelled Ryuuk, floating through the air behind them.
"Dearie dearie me! We are in a bit of a pickle again, are we not?" observed a slight pleasant-faced silver-headed gent wearing a white suit and a white Panama hat. He was leaning heavily on a white cane.
"I see that quite a few of my 'Dark Side' folks are here today, White. Guess we can take it for granted that 'Shenron Jr.' (the new 'Eternal Dragon of Terra') is not as efficient in wish granting as his old daddy was!" chuckled a guy the exact opposite of his dapper companion. He was tall, evil-faced, dark-headed and wore a black 'gi' not unlike a soul reaper's uniform and he was bare-headed. These two were the most powerful beings in all the worlds and universes- the 'Guardians of the Universes'- the 'White Guardian' and the 'Black Guardian'.
"Christ! Two more! Where the Fxxx did you guys come from?" demanded Revy.
Cont in Ch 6-Part 2