Here's Ch 11-Pt 1-Enjoy-K&K
DISCLAIMER: OK Jerry, it's all yours! First, thank you to Mr. T. for the use of the Angels. Thanks to everyone else who is letting us use their creations. How was that, Yuri? Great! Oh yes it was, Kei! Well, we left you up in the air so let's get to Chapter 180 without further preamble:-
'Snake In the Bays' or 'Mandy In the Morning'
"Yo! Boss! Solo! Our three fave spygals are back! And they brought their grandpa with 'em! Hey! That's a CTX-9000J and man- is it ever ancient! Circa late 20th Century I'd say. Looks like the gals found some flightsuits just like ours somewhere! Hey! Wait a sec! They 'are' ours! Sammy, you've totally got some explaining to do, girl!" said 'Cowgirl' Faye Valentine.
The 'Valley' redhead quickly explained matters to Faye who had been joined by Han and Kei. When she'd finished her story Clover glared daggers at the svelte cowgirl. "So- is there anything else you wanna know?" asked the blonde.
"Who's Gramps and why'd ya bring 'NOMAD' (a Trekkie reference) with ya?" drawled Solo.
"I'm their boss- Jerry Lewis- not their Gramps, sir. That is our computer module 'Gladys' above your head and how any of us came to be here is beyond me, sir, mums." explained the David Niven dude.
"My wiring is circa 21st Century- AD 2008, Miss! Ancient! Sheesh! One would think that you thought that this was the 23rd Century to hear you, child!" scolded 'Gladys' and Kei scowled at her and Jerry.
"This 'is' the 23rd Century- AD 2251 to be precise and you're all aboard my starship the 'Lovely Angel 2' bound for the edge of the known universe. How ya got here ain't no real mystery either. Ya came through the rift in the space/time continuum and your spygirls there know all about that from their last visit to us. (Clover sneezed) Faye, get 'em some warm flight boots. Han, get Jerry kitted out, will ya? Hope ya don't mind sharing a suite for tonight. We'll get ya all settled in ashita. And er I do not want 'Gladys' exploring my 'Angel' so onegai (please) keep her with you folks. Faye? Han? Put 'em in next door to Sensei Splinter's brood. They're all old shipmates except for 'Iron Drawers' (The 'Shredder'). Goodnight gang." instructed the Boss Lady. Faye and Han ushered them towards the lift while Dominique and Villa resumed their patrolling. Jerry turned to the redhead with a perplexed look on his face.
"You're really in command around here? (Kei nodded) But you're just a kid yourself! And you really are the captain?" stammered Jerry.
"Hai, I am the commander, however, my correct titled rank is Marshall not Captain. Of course we don't stand on formality a whole lot around here so you just call me Kei or Boss, Jerry. You've er met our roving patrol guards for tonight- Villa and Dominique? (Sammy nodded) Well, they both have real itchy trigger fingers so I suggest that all of you refrain from taking any midnight strolls around the ship. Good night." said Kei, waving them away. Meanwhile- nine decks beneath them on the first sublevel-
"Rio said there was a real cool shootin' gallery down here somewheres, Neko. Ya see it anyplace? (Neko shook her head) All the Fxxx I can see are those weird lil spaceships like we came over here in!" complained Revy Roberts.
"Shuttles dammit! They are called shuttles, Revy! They're for short spacehops of less than ten lightyears. I think the gun ranges are a couple more levels down. Hey! Did ya hear that, Revy?" replied Neko Olson.
"Yeah! I sure as Hell did!" agreed Revy and she was drawingout one of her twin 'Cutlass' automatic pistols and heading towards the strange sounds. Neko yanked out her own blaster and followed Revy.
Ekichii Orochimaru had decided to 'borrow' one of the 'Angel's shuttles so he and Kabuto were trying to force the Leo's hatch open and that was oro Neko's sharp feline ears had detected.
"This thing combined with all my forbidden jutsu will make me the ruler of all five lands back home, Kabuto! Haven't you gotten that open yet?" growled his sensei.
"Gomen er sorry Sensei but it wworks on some sort of coded sequences. If I still had some of my paper bombs I could attempt to blow it open but all of our weapons have been confiscated. I really don't know oro more I can do, Sensei." replied Kabuto.
"Well I sure as Hell do! You're both going to the brig, me boyos! Get your Fxxxing hands up- now!" yelled Revy, covering the two Jonin with both 'Cutlasses' while Neko patted them down and shook her head. Orochimaru began sliding towards the exit ramp.
"Just gimme a Fxxxing reason to blow your shimatta sorry ass away, Ninja! Neko, cuff 'em! Didn't ya say the Boss had a brig down here somewhere?" said Revy.
"Yeah. On Sublevel Four." replied Neko while she was clamping the 'Darbies' on student and his obnoxious sensei.
"The lift is right behind ya, gents! Let's go. Ya try anything baka (stupid) and I'll splatter your Fxxxing guts all over these nice shiny space cars!" said revy, motioning them both towards the lift.
"Take us down to Sub Four, 'CC' onegai." said Neko and down they went. At the lower brig Neko tapped the doorpanels and muttered some low words. The portals shot back and Revy shoved the two Ninja Jonins inside. Neko repeated her litany and sealed the brig again.
"Mar? Do you copy? Over." trilled Neko.
"Yeah I copy. Oro ya need, kiddo? Over." trilled a sleepy blonde navigator.
"Sorry to bother ya this late, mum but we just caught Mr Orochimaru and Mr Kabuto trying to heist your 'Leo' so we got 'em locked up in Sub Four's brig. Ya better post a couple of guards to watch e
'em though. Oro? Revy's here with me. Yeah, we'll hold down the fort until they get here. Arigatou, mum. Neko out." trilled the shapeshifter and she turned to face her red maned partner. "Mar's sending down Goku and Vegeeta. We gotta watch those two until they get here." she explained and Revy nodded.
Meanwhile the 'WOOHP' spygirls had forgotten all about Clover's weekend houseguest back home in Terran LA in all the confusion- that is until now. "Hey Clover? Where's Mandy?" asked Alex.
"Huh?" grumbled a sleepy blonde in the bunk below Alex's.
"You had mandy staying over at your place for the weekend. Remember?" whispered Alex.
"She's probably sound asleep back at Clover's place, Alex. Asleep like we were until you woke us up dammit! Go back to sleep, girl." yawned Sammy. Both she and Clover dozed off again but Alex tossed and turned in her bunk. Finally she decided to raid the fridge down in the galley for a midnight snack. Try as she might Alex just could not get used to 'replicating' no matter how hard she tried.
Cont in Ch 11-Part 2