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    Here is Part 2 of Ch 27 for ya. Sorry for the split-K&K


    We're back Miss D., Miss O., I mean Yuri, Kei." Trilled Kome. "We're in the docking bay, should we report to the bridge?" asked Marlene, trilling in. "Nai, meet us for breakfast in the dining hall." Trilled Yuri 1. "On our way." Trilled Kome. The intercom buzzed and Kei 1 answered it. "Hai, Kei here. Oro? Doc, if this is a shimatta joke, I ain't laughing! She oro? OK, we're on our way, Doc!" Kei 1 hung up the mike looking quite bewildered. "Oro?" queried Yuri 1. "That was the Doc. Leila just found one of those school uniform thingys on the TARDIS and that ain't all she found either! She also found socks, shoes, a purse, underthings and a nekka (cat) too." Replied Kei 1 quietly.

    You're kidding, right? Nai, you don't kid, do you?" asked Yuri 1 to which Kei 1 replied with a headshake. "Man, this is one weird mission, baby!" exclaimed Yuri 1, dashing into the turbolift. "Well, come on you two, hurry up!" she called impatiently. Kei 1 and Han Solo hastened to join her. Kei 1 snapped out 'rec room!' to the lift control's computer which replied "That does not compute, Captain." Kei 1 exploded. "Computer, we will no longer have a 'parlor' on this ship,understand? That room will now be known once again as the 'rec room'. Authority, 'Lovely Angel 2'. Kei 1. Code, Nightmare." To which the Computer replied "Affirmative. Comply." The lift soon whooshed them down to the 'rec room' level and stopped. Kei 1 sprinted down the hall, not even bothering to wait for the other two who soon followed her. "Leila, let's see that crap!" yelled Kei 1, bursting into the 'rec room'. Leila held up her discoveries. They were a white girl's sailor blouse with aoishi piping, an aoishi crosstie, a short aoishi pleated skirt, a small brassiere and a small pair of briefs decorated with teddy bears, a black purse, white gloves, pale aoishi socks, black oxford shoes and a pale aoishi backpack loaded with books and other items. The Doctor was holding a small grey nekka (cat) in his arms and he was stroking it tenderly. "Oro the F?" said Kei 1, examing each of the garments in turn.

    "Such language! And from a child too! You need to have your mouth washed out with soap! And if you are quite finished playing with them, could I onegai have my uniform and other things back?" The speaker was a rather small and annoyed twelve year old girl with long blonde hair who was standing in the doorway of the TARDIS!

    End of Chapter 27

    Chapter 28 to come soon.

    DRAMATIS PERSONAE:

    Kei O'Halloran, tro con 'Lovely Angel Team 2'-Captain of the 'Lovely Angel 2' starship

    Yuri Donovan, tro con 'Lovely Angel Team 1'-Co-Pilot of the 'Lovely Angel 2' starship

    Marlene Angel, tro con trainee 'Lovely Angel Team 2'-Navigator/Asst Pilot of the 'LA2' starship

    Kome Sawaguchi, tro con trainee 'Lovely Angel Team 1'-Communications Relay and Docking Bay officer of the 'LA2' starship

    Anton Gustav-Chief of Unit 9-'LA Team 2'

    Donald Poporo-Chief of Unit 234-'LA Team 1'

    Charles Garner-Territorial Sector Chief of the 3WA(World Welfare Work Association)(the peace-

    Keeping arm of 'United Galactica Federation of Planets' whose HQ is the Aquarian Galaxy)

    Andre Francis Gooley (AD 2250)-Currently Chief of 'UG' branch of the Aquarian Galaxy

    Andre Francis Gooley (AD 2141)-Chief of 'Lovely Angels' Team of the 3WA

    Yuri and Kei (Yuri 2 and Kei 2) are the AD 2141 'LA' Team. The first two Kei O. and Yuri D. are

    n/k/a Kei 1 and Yuri 1.

    Legato Bluesummers-Suspect wanted for crimes on 'Gunsmoke' planet. On loan from 'Trigun' and

    Currently assisting in the 'Black Ghost' mission.

    'Black Ghost'- Criminal wanted for crimes on Terra (Earth) and elsewhere now believed to be hiding

    On 'Cybytron' planet.

    Han Solo- A galactic trader.

    Jett Black, Faye Valentine, Spike Steigel, Ed (real name too long to list) and Ein-Crew of the 'Bebop'

    Starship. They are 'Cowboys/girls' (Bounty Hunters).

    Mugghi 1 and 2-Huge catlike genetically enhanced creatures. They can pilot starships. Mugghi 1 is Yuri Donovan's crewman and Mugghi 2 is Kei O'Halloran's crewman. Both are females.

    Nammo 1 and 2-'R2D2' like mobile computers whose function is to monitor starship systems. Nammo 1 is Yuri D.'s and Nammo 2 is Kei O.'s crewman.

    Doctor 4-4th regeneration (Tom Baker) of Gallifreyan timelords. He travels on a TARDIS(Time As Relative to Dimensions in Space) vessel which resembles a pale aoishi British Terran police box.

    Leila-A wild woman jungle dweller from futuristic space. She is Doctor 4's companion.

    Doctor 2-2nd regeneration (Patrick Troughton) timelord. See Doctor 4 for TARDIS details.

    Jamie McCrimmon-a Scot from 16th Century Terran Jacobite era. He is one of Doctor 2's companions.

    Zoe- a futuristic navigator/starship pilot who travels with Jamie and the Doctor 2.

    Keitarou Riff-a tro con with Unit 9's (3WA) "Avenging Angels' Team. He is Kei O/Yuri D's godson.

    Spike Miroku-Chief of security at Higurashi Mall. He is a material witness for Keitarou Riff.

    Optimus Prime-President of 'Cybytron'. He is an 'Autobot' from 'Transformers'.

    Galvetron-VP of 'Cybytron'. He is a 'Decepticon' from 'Transformers'.

    Beryl Mason-tro con chief who adopted and reared Keitarou Riff.

    Ella Hathaway-tro con chief of the 3WA.

    Ann Hathaway-tro con of 'Avenging Angels' Team. She is Ella's daughter and Keitarou's partner.

    'Central Computer'('CC')-The 3WA's central computer. 'CC' assigns all unit teams/missions. He can answer any question and solve any problem. He is also egotistical and must have the last word. After all Doctor Cueball (Dr. Q) designed him!

    Doctor Cueball (Dr. Q)-Scientist for the 3WA laboratories. He not only designed 'CC' but he also designed and built all the equipment and weapons used by the tro cons(trouble consultants or agents. Think of a galactic police officer who is permitted to use deadly force and whose word is absolute galactic law!). He will repair the 'Kronos Project' when Kei 2 wrecks it!

    Moravian City Control Tower OD(Officer of the Day)-He is in charge of the airfields on Mars.

    Various shoppers at the Higurashi Mall-Furool(Foo-lon) City on Shimougou which is HQ(AD 2250) for the 3WA.

    Kei 1's dream sequences characters:Kei O'Scrooge-a miser; Yuri Cratchit-her clerk; Lee Chan-Kei's pld flame; 'Tiny' Kome Cratchit-Yuri's daughter; the late Iris McMarley-Kei's late partner; Legato Bluesummers and Spike Miroku(we are not going to tell you who they are in the dreams); the 3 spirits(Past-Gooley; Present-Garner; Future-Mugghi); Keitarou-Kei's nephew.

    'Gysymeo' memory sequences characters: Lady Flair(former 'LA' Iris) and Waldess.

    A new mystery character who shows up on the 'LA2' at the end of this chapter.

    Starships:'Lovely Angel 2'- A twin nacelle Class 'A' vessel with 9 levels and 3 sublevels.

    'Emerald Queen'- A 'Q' class vessel used for bounty hunting/piracy.

    'Starcrusher'- A Class 'B' vessel which serves as Berringer's flagship.

    Starships(continued): 'Bebop'- A 'P' class vessel used for fishing/bounty hunting.

    'Millenium Falcon'- A 'K' class vessel used for trading. A freighter.

    'Sol Bianca'- A vessel similar to the 'Emerald Queen' used exclusively for piracy.

    Shuttles on "LA2): 'Raphael'; 'Michaelangelo'; 'Leonardo' and 'Donnatella'.

    'Flying Falcon'- Han Solo's shuttle for the 'Millenium Falcon'

    'Hammerhead'- Jett Black's shuttle for the 'Bebop'

    Skysleds, skycycles, aircars, surface crafts, flying platforms, ski sleds, etc.- used to get around on planets and asteroids.

    Turbolifts- Voice controlled elevators used on starships.

    Transmat beam teleport transporters- Used to convey persons and cargo from ship to ship or ship to planet, etc. (Just like on 'Star Trek')

    'Defiant'- An 'L' class fighter ship belonging to 'Starfleet' which 'accidentally' fires on the 'Lovely Angel 2'!

    Well, the cast will grow again and again but that should bring you up to date. Reread Chapter 1 if you have to. More ships etc. will come too. So onegai r/r. JM-See ya soon--K&K

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    Here is Part 1 of Ch 28 for ya. Have a great day-K&K



    Chapter 28

    DISCLAIMER: Domo arigato to Haruka-San for the Angels and to all the other authors whose creations we are using, have used or will be using in our ff. Remember at the end of Chapter 27 we left you with a newcomer. Who is she?? Think you know-we doubt it!Here is the next installment in our saga--we call it:-

    "The Angels Meet the Sailors" or "The Angels' Delivery Service Drops off a Package"

    The girl was wearing a dark aoishi kimono exactly like the one that Yuri 1 had lent to Leila (in fact it was the same one). She was barefoot and around her slim neck she wore a choker with a pale opal inset. She pointed to the time lord. "And that is my nekko, Luna, that is being held by that tall gentleman with the long scarf! Look, I don't usually wander around in a bathrobe in mixed company so could I onegai have my stuff back now? Oh, where are my manners? My name is Usagi Serena Tsukino but usually everyone just calls me 'Sailor Moon'. By the way, where the dickens am I anyway?"

    At a gesture from Kei, Leila carried the child's garments over to the TARDIS and escorted their new guest back inside. Ten more minutes went by before the portals opened again and Leila emerged ushering the same schoolgirl except that this time she was fully clothed. "Gomen about that." Said Serena, tying a bow in her aoishi crosstie. "Exactly how did you get on my TARDIS, young lady?" asked the Doctor. "Oro are you doing on my starship, brat? And I ain't no child either domo arigato!" ranted and raved the enraged redhead with aizu the hue of dark polished jade. "Gee, ma'am, I dunno. One minute I was in my room at home and the next I was in that thing!" She pointed to the Doctor's aoishi police box. Then she smacked her forehead with the heel of her right hand. "Oh, I must have inadvertently rubbed the darn transporter stone! Luckily I was wearing my universal translator choker. Huh? (Everyone looked at the kid like she had snakes coming out of her ears!) Huh? Well, since I was just about to take a bath at home before I left for school, when I arrived in that thing (TARDIS), I went looking for the bathroom. After I opened a few doors I found one that had an adjoining dressing room. I got ready for my bath and left my stuff on a chair in the dressing room. I borrowed a bathrobe which I found in the closet. Then I took a quick shower and dried off before I put on that robe. Then I returned to the first room to dress and my clothes and other things were gone, including Luna! I went back out to the main control room, looked out the window and saw all of you folks. I tried the doors but they were locked! So I monkeyed with those knobs and stuff until I happened to yank down on a big red handle and the doors opened! I walked out and hey! Did you know that that box is bigger inside than it is outside? (She scanned their faces and pointed to Kei 1) Your turn now, lady. Where am I?" Serena looked around some more and tapped her foot while she waited for Kei 1 to answer her questions.

    "That thing is a TARDIS (Time and Relative Dimensions in Space). It's bigger inside than outside 'cause of some shimatta thing called quantum mechanics whatever the jigoku that is! You are on my starship, the 'Lovely Angel 2' and we are currently circling the planet Mars preparatory to landing there. My name is Kei O'Halloran and I am captain and pilot of this ship. I am also a senior tro-con (trouble consultant) in the 3WA (World Welfare Work Association) which is the peacekeeping arm of the 'United Galactica' (a federation of planets). My code name is 'Lovely Angel'. Now Serena, your turn. Where are you from and when?" Kei 1 waited impatiently for a reply. "I'm from Tokyo, Japan, Planet Earth in this solar system. I was on my way to school." Explained the child. "But oro year do you hail from, Honey?" asked Yuri 1. "Huh? AD 1985 ma'am, why?" replied Serena. "Because this is AD2250 kid, that's why. Why are you called 'Sailor Moon', Serena?" asked Kei 1 coolly. Serena hesitated, took a deep breath and launched into an explanation. "My nekko (cat), Luna is really an alien who came to me one day and told me that there are 'soldier-sailors' who are the guardians of the universe. Each one is responsible for a different portion of it. The HQ for this solar system is the moon of the Earth. Therefore, I am responsible for the defenses of both the Earth and the Moon. I am also in charge of eight other 'sailor scouts' who represent the other planets in this system. I have cool powers too, we all do! We each have a 'transporter stone' like this (she showed Kei 1 a flat onyx) which allows us to travel anywhere in our solar system in an instant. We each have a Universal Translator choker like this one (she fingered the opal necklace at her throat) which allows us to understand and to be understood in any language whether we are familiar with it or not. We sort of keep things from getting out of hand in our solar system just like your 3WA does in these galaxies. Just exactly oro do tro-cons do anyway?" asked Serena saucily. Yuri 1 giggled and Kei 1 glared at her with daggers in her aizu. "We keep the peace (Yuri 1 giggled again at that one!) and enforce the laws anywhere in the twelve galaxies we're responsible for, Serena. If necessary, we are authorized to do so by any means at our disposal. These (she showed Serena her Mark XIII ion cannon, Yuri 1's Mark V blaster, laser sword and bloody card) are just some of the weapons available to us. If we absolutely have to use them, we are authorized to do so by law." Explained Kei 1 reholstering her ion cannon and bloody card while tossing Yuri 1 her own laser sword and blaster. "Now oro am I going to do with you kid?" wondered Kei 1.

    "Edward has a tomo (friend)! You do want to be Edward's tomo, don't you?" asked a voice from above them. A thirteen year old tomboy was hanging upside down from the ventilator shaft in the ceiling. "Oh, oro a pretty uniform! Can Ed try it on?" she asked, grabbing at Serena's crosstie and yanking her skirt down to the floor! Faye, who had just arrived on the scene took one look, dropped her coffee and scooped up Ed in one hand by grabbing her by the collar. At the same time she was blocking Serena from the rest of the room. "Hey kid, pull your shimatta skirt back up quick!" whispered the cowgirl to a shocked Serena, who wasted no time in complying. She speedily retrieved the garment from the floor, stepped back into it and pulled it back up, tucking in her blouse again and redoing her tie. When she finished, she tapped Faye's shoulder and said "OK ma'am." Softly to her. Faye moved out of her way. "Domo arigato ma'am." Whispered Serena. As Faye turned her vest caught on Serena's sleeve and pulled back, revealing her Glock 7 automatic in its shoulder holster. Serena stared intensely at it for several seconds. Noticing oro she was staring at Faye said "It's OK kid. I'm a 'cowgirl', a bounty hunter. Gomen but I'd better get something on Ed (Ed had yanked off her tee shirt and biker shorts). See you later kid." She said. "Keep her away from the computer rooms and the warp core! And don't let her anywhere near engineering!" yelled Kei 1. "Gomen Serena. Are you hungry kid? We were just about to have breakfast. (Serena smiled and nodded vigorously) Yuri, take everybody next door to the dining hall. Leila, would you mind fixing (replicating) breakfast today? Zoe's a little under the weather today. (Yuri 1 smirked at that remark!) Arigato, now gomen (excuse me) but I've got to check on Mugghi." Said Kei 1, trilling the big nekko. "Mugghi, has the control tower managed to navigate us through that shimatta field yet? They have, good! Lay in a new course for the Artemis Airfield. I'll send Kome and Mar back up after breakfast. And don't hit anything!" The two trainees in question chose that moment to arrive at the dining hall. "Get yourselves some chow and then get your asses back up to the bridge. Mar, when you get up there, take the comm. From Mugghi. We're heading for Artemis Airfield. Land there but don't cloak. Once we've touched down we'll use the 'Raphael' to transport our prisoner to 'ISSP' (Inter Solar System Police) HQ. You two will remain here and confine yourselves to the bridge! I will be talking to you later. Is that understood?" Both officers nodded. Kei 1 could not trust her temper and walked away from them to the other end of the hall, her charges following in her wake.

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    Here's Part 2 of Ch 28. Enjoy-K&K


    Faye had returned with Ed who now wore a 3WA sweatshirt and jeans, socks and sneakers. Of course 'Tomato' (her computer) was strapped to her head and monitor goggles covered both of her aizu. Ein followed them, wagging his tail. "It's like 'Alice in Wonderland' meets the 'Wizard of Oz'. Oro a bunch of kooks!" muttered Kei 1. She ate quickly and then morphed into her TC 'winter gear' before heading for the brig. "We're through 'Jonnz Jonnz' and on our way to Artemis Jett. How is our houseguest?" she inquired when she got there. "He's doing OK, Kei. You want us to get him ready to go now?" replied Jett Black. "Nai, it's too soon guys. I'll spell you if you want to get some breakfast. Oh, we have yet another guest as well." She said. "Who is it this time?" asked Spike Steigel. "Don't ask! You'll see her soon enough." She replied with a chuckle. "See you later Kei." Said Jett. "Yeah, ja mata Captain." Said Spike, strolling after Jett, fingers interlaced behind his head.

    Kei 1 trilled Yuri 1 again "Hey Yuri, ask that kid if she'd like to visit Mars. She would? How about Ed? How did I know that Ed would want to tag along too! Is faye going? She is? Great, she can watch both of them for us. Get all of them into 'winter gear'. No weapons for Ed and Serena though. This will be a sightseeing trip only! Faye already is armed. How do I know that? I felt the Glock under her vest when we shook hands, that's how! OK, the Docs and their brood, that's four. Jett, Spike, Faye and Ed, Ed will bring Ein so that's five more. Spike Miroku, Legato, our prisoner, me and with Mugghi that's fourteen in all! Nai, the chiefs are checking out some things for us. Our two juvenile delinquents are confined to the bridge until further notice. I'm leaving you in charge so Kami help us! And check on your patient. Han? He needs rest Yuri! He's been up all night practically! Oro is our godson (Keitarou Riff) up to? Oh so he's borrowing the 'Donnatella' and taking our namesakes to see the sights eh? That's our boy! Hey, on second thought send Faye and her two along with them. The chiefs? Don's doing a diagnostic check on the thruster systems and Anton's calling Garner to see how the 'Kronos' repairs are progressing. And you'd better start thinking about the New Year's festivities. You'd think that we sent out tickets! Have Kome contact the 'ISSP' and let them know that we're bringing in 'Black Ghost'. Oro? Well tell Faye that I'll personally make sure that the guys give me her cut of the bounty woo-hoos for her! Whatever! Is this any way to run a starship line? There was something else, wasn't there? Oh, hai, do we need any supplies?" trilled Kei 1. (Yuri 1 pursed her lips in thought before replying.) "Power packs, dilythium crystals, cat food, dog food, soap, shampoo, toilet paper, bandages, medicine, pain meds, aspirin, antacids, sake, beer, Skotch, Irish, wine, gin, mixers, milk, oh for the kids, more photons and plasma bombs? Again? Right OK, I did use the last ones on Dantoonine, didn't I? Don't rub it in! Anything else? Candy, sodas and junk food for the kiddies. Nai Yuri, no fireworks! I don't care if it is almost New Year's! We're on a shimatta starship, for Kami's sake! Oro? You want to go where for New Year's? Kagura? That's in the frigging Orion Nebulae! I know it's only 1.8 parsecs away. I know it's on our way home. OK, I surrender Yuri! We'llgo there next, I promise. Yuri, when that time anomaly is fixed we'll get rid of most of our guests. The Bebops will split when we get back to their ship. Ditto for Solo. But how about Serena? If that shimatta stone brought her here it sure ain't working right! She didn't materialize on or even in our ship. She showed up on the TARDIS! According to the two docs, that's in a different dimension! She's from Terra and the only solution that I can see is either we take her back home or one of the docs does. Oro? After the holiday? OK Yuri, you win. I'm too tired to argue with you, you loveable vacuumhead! Huh? Nai, they won't get off that easily! Well, besides putting the fear of Kami into them, they are going to clean up the rec room and help you to get things ready for the New Year's bash on Kagura! You happy now? Good but just remember that I'm cool, mean and heartless! I know I ain't really but don't tell anybody 'cause I got my reputation to maintain at the 3WA, you know! OK, whoever's going with us, send them down here in ten minutes. And tell Keitarou that he's got (she checked her wristchromo) until 1800 (6 PM) hours tonight to get back here from his sightseeing tour. It's almost 0600 now so that gives him 12 hours. We all rendezvous here at 1800 hours sharp. Gomen (excuse me) a second Yuri. Hai Mar, we've landed but nai, we cannot use the speeders. We're 50 kilos from the 'ISSP' building in Moravian City is why. Just remember that you two are grounded so do not leave the command deck! If you get hungry or need to you know oro, there's a replicator in the galley down the hall as well as a rest room. By the way Mar, that was a great holonovel of yours that I finally finished reading last night. That Dickens guy can really write! Oro? Hai, he does leave you with something to think about, doesn't he? Jan e for now and tell Kome that your punishments won't be too tough. Incidentally, how DID Yuri get you two to bring the 'Raph' back in? So that was it eh? When she addressed you using her full name and titles, you two knew that she meant business so you came back in. Well, had you stayed out there where you had been, you'd have been scorched to a cinder by that rogue meteor that the tower warned us about! So consider yourselves lucky! Yuri has the comm. Today Mar but you have it until she gets up there. Oro? She's checking out Zoe in sick bay. I gotta go. The Bebops are getting antsy. Kei out." Kei 1 glanced at Spike and Jett.

    To Be Continued in Part 3

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    Here's the final Part (3) for Ch 28-Whew!-K&K



    "Gomen about that. Faye's going with Keitarou. So is Ed and Serena along with the other Yuri and Kei. They're taking the 'Donnatella', we're on the 'Raphael' and here come the stragglers! Mugghi, power on, prepare to engage thrusters. Gentlemen, let's get 'Black Ghost' aboard." The trio sprinted to the lifts while the two timelords, Jamie, Leila, Spike Miroku and Legato piled aboard and sat down where Mugghi 1 indicated. When Kei 1 and her hazu returned, there would be eleven since the two Nammos were going to run a diagnostic scan on all the systems while they were gone. Zoe was in sick bay, Ed and Ein were with Faye on the 'Donnatella' as were the other two Angels, Keitarou, Serena and that shimatta nekko, Luna. Doctor 4 popped his head out of the cockpit window. "Kei, perhaps K-9 would be useful to us. Shall I get him?" asked the Doctor. Kei stopped on her way to the lifts and fumed at him. "Who the jigoku is K-9 Doc, your inu (dog)?" she demanded. "As a matter of fact hai, Kei, he is." replied the Doctor, grinning. "OK sure, oro the F! Go get him if you want. But when we get back here wih 'BG", I'm leaving whether you're here or not! Kapeesh?" warned Kei 1. "Oh, I'll just call him. He'll come, he's a good inu, you'll see." He put a dog whistle in his mouth and blew. There was no sound but back in the TARDIS's control room, a robotic animal's tail began to wag while his ears began to oscillate. "Coming Master." he said as he began to roll out of the portals and into the rec room, startling the two chiefs who were having coffee at the bar. "Oro the F do you call that?" yelled Don, pointing. "Shimatta if I know Don but nothing on this ship surprises me anymore." responded Anton, continuing to drink his coffee and work on his report for Garner. "Where do you think it's going?" asked Don, reaching for his first drink of the day. "I dunno. Maybe the Doctor called him. He'd better hurry or he'll miss his ride and Kei won't wait for him." answered Anton without glancing up. In the meantime, K-9 had rolled out the door and down to the lifts. Plugging into a power receptacle, he downloaded information quickly. Now that he realized that the basic language was Japanese, he adjusted his programming to accom-modate it. Rolling onto the lift car he spoke "Docking bay, Airlock 1-A onegai. Authority Angel 2, Code Kei 1." to which the lift control replied "Comply." The lift whooshed downwards and a minute or so later K-9 tottled off the lift, across the floor to the 'Raphael' and up the ramp to his master. "Good inu." The timelord patted his head as did his mistress, Leila. "Konnichi wa K-9." said the latter. "Good morning Mistress. Good morning Master. Good morning Jamie." said K-9, wagging his tail and oscillating his ears. "Everyone, this is K-9, my inu." said Doctor 4 while K-9 lowered his head and continued to wag his tail. Mugghi, who was powering up the ship, glanced over at K-9 and growled out a greeting. "I am honored to meet you Mugghi." said K-9, rolling over to see oro the big nekko thing was doing.

    "A shuttle I see. Similar to the 'Galileo' that we rode while we were visiting the 'Enterprise' where we met Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock. Twin thrusters, however, his ship has an extra booster drive as well as cloaking ability. Are we going for a ride master?" K-9 seemed quite knowledgable on the subject of spacecrafts! "Oh, do be quiet K-9! We're waiting for the captain. Ah, here she is now." As the Doctor spoke, sure enough, a tall, hard faced redhead clad in a tight fitting red and black bodysuit and heavy boots came up the ramp. Her deep set, piercing aizu were a deep shade of jade. She had a Mark XIII ion cannon strapped to her right hip, a disruptor blaster strapped to her left thigh and she was carrying a wicked looking plasma rifle. She moved to one side of the doorway as two men followed pushing a gurney containing a third man who was manacled, tied, restrained, gagged, clad in a strait jacket and he was unconscious to boot! The first guy was big, tall, brawny and looked to have an artificial left arm. A huge automatic pistol was belted to his right hip. The other fellow was taller, slender and slightly rangy. He had green hair compared to the first who had black hair. The second guy's aizu were quite unusual! One was aoishi and one was brown. He was similarly armed with a .45 calibre automatic pistol which he carried in his hand. They slid their burden into a corner and secured the gurney to the floor using the built in deck clamps. The redhead checked their handiwork, decided their catch was secured enough and spoke into the air. "Computer, activate force beam field. Authority, Angel 2; Code Kei 1; Valhalla." Instantly the gurney was surrounded by glowing green laser beams which sizzled when Kei 1 tentatively touched them with a gloved hand.

    "Mugghi, raise the ramp and engage shields. Thrusters ready? (Mugghi 1 nodded) Energize nacelles. Ready? Engage." she commanded. The airlock opened and the shuttle lifted gently away and out of the portal into the sky. It was followed a few moments later by the 'Donnatella'. Back aboard the 'Raphael', Kei 1 issued more orders to Mugghi 1. "Set course NNW, bearing 451, distance 50.4 kilos, speed, subwarp minus 8." Mugghi 1 complied obediently. "The trip will take ten minutes, give or take. Relax. Shimatta, it's hot! Mugghi, did you F up that air controller again? Well, make sure you fix it when we get back home! Don't any of you touch that barrier beam around him! (She pointed to the gurney) Gomen (excuse me) for a second." She pressed her bracelet and her winter gear vanished to be replaced a nanosecond later by a 3WA sweatshirt, sweatpants, socks and jogging shoes. She also sported a headband that matched her aizu perfectly, complementing her red mane. She was still heavily armed. She handed the rifle to Spike Miroku. "Keep an aizu on him Spike. Man, that feels better! Mugghi, oro is the surface temperature out there? Minus 16 Kelvin! Brr! I'll have to morph back into that stuff when we get there, I guess. (She leaned forward across the console and gazed out the windscreens) We're almost there Mugghi, I think. Hey Jett, is that the 'ISSP' place there?" (She pointed out a tall building below them). "Nai, Kei. That's the Terran (Earth) Embassy. The 'ISSP' is over there across the street. "Meow?" said Mugghi 1, who was looking for a parking space.

    "Put us down there Mugghi." said Jett, pointing at the roof of the building in question. Kei 1 nodded 'OK' to Mugghi and morphed back into her red and black winter apparel. "Keep that plasma rifle trained on our friend, Spike." she ordered. "Computer, deactivate force beam barrier field. Authority, Angel 2, Code kei 1, Valhalla, Authenticate Asgard." she commanded. The pulsating lights winked out. Drawing a small remote from her belt, she pointed it at the base of the gurney and depressed a toggle on it. With an audible snap the four bolts released their clamps simultaneously. At a sign from their TC leader, Jett and Spike Steigel stepped forward and began to shove the gurney towards the exit ramp. "Mugghi, lower the ramp." said Kei 1. The ramp dropped and the trio left the craft, 'BG' in tow. He had still not moved a muscle nor spoke since Yuri 1 had hit him with the autohypo on Kurisumasu-ibu. Turning to the remaining passengers, Kei 1 grinned and said "I have no idea how long this will take so you're free to explore Moravian City if you want. Help yourselves to the speeders. Mugghi, you will remain aboard. We'll stay here until 1730(5:30 PM) hours. We lift off five minutes after that at 1750 sharp. It's shimatta cold out here and it's frigid! Brr! We'll meet you all back here at 1730, don't be late! Kei 1 waved to them before jumping the remaining four feet to the rooftop and sprinting ahead to catch up to Spike and Jett. The trio disappeared through the roof door of the 'ISSP' building. "Well Doctor, oro now?" asked Leila. "Och aye Doc, what's next?" added Jamie McCrimmon.

    END OF CHAPTER 28

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    Chapter 29

    "Mars' Worst Nightmare- The Angels and Cowboys Come to Town" or

    "A Night of Surprises- Intruders on the Angel"

    DISCLAIMER: Hey Boss, ain't it Yuri's turn to do the shimatta disclaimer junk? OK Kei, I'll do it

    This time. Konnichi Wa folks, welcome to the fanfiction. We wanna thank our creator first of all so a big domo arigato to Papa Haruka-San Takachiho. We also wanna thank all the wonderful authors and/or creators whose works, characters, locales, etc. which we have used in this great trip aboard the 'Lovely Angel 2'! Without their help, assistance and OK our holonovel "Christmas with the Dirty Pair" would have never come to fruition and-- Ka-Mi Kei, OK, OK, I'll shut my big mouth and let the Boss get on with the story. I am NOT a vacuumhead either, Miss O'Halloran! Gotta go now folks but enjoy Chapter 29 where the Angels and Cowboys are about to be let loose on an unsuspecting Moravian City on Mars! Ja Ne to everyone--Bye from the Boss, Mugghi, Nammo, Don, Kei and myself! See ya soon!

    Instead of answering him, Doctor 4 turned to his fellow timelord. "Well oro does the little fellow say?" he asked. Nettled, Doctor 2 fired back "It's been ages since we last visited mars. Shall we have a look around? Hello, where's the other fellow? Little fellow indeed!(Legato had followed Kei 1 and her team into the 'ISSP' building.) Oh, he must have gone with that red-headed wench. Well, time's wasting you know! It's almost seven so first breakfast I think. Then the museums, souvenir shops, ---" he trailed off while trundling down the ramp. "I say, it's rather chilly out there." Doctor 2 came back inside blowing on his hands to warm them. Doctor 4 smiled. "We'd all better put on those heavy coats, hats, scarves and gloves."Leila, put those heavy ski pants and thick sweater on first. I don't want you catching cold." he instructed. Leila obediently began to shed the schoolgirl outfit which she'd borrowed from Yuri 1. The Doctor grabbed her arm and pointed to the door of the ladies' restroom. "Get changed in there Leila. We'll wait for you." He said, handing her a heavy pair of black boots. "Don't forget these." He added. Five minutes passed before she emerged from the restroom. Now clad in hooded parka, hat, scarf, gloves, sweater, ski pants and boots, she joined the rest of them at the ramp. Together they exited the 'Raphael' and entered the roof door of the building.

    The two Doctors immediately began to point out the sights of Moravian City as soon as they had all left the 'ISSP' building. Doctor 4 pointed up the street. "The cathedral is up this way as I remember it." He remarked. "Oh no it isn't! It's down this way!" contradicted Doctor 2. "Och, they're at it again lass! Shall we hunt up a diner by ourselves, Leila?" asked Jamie McCrimmon, escorting the girl away from the argument when she nodded her agreement. And so the day passed pretty much the same way for the TARDIS quads. Now as to Keitarou Riff and his brood. They landed the 'Donnatella' on the roof of the 'Hall of Justice' building three streets away. They rolled out three speeders and Keitarou locked the doors of the 'Donnie' behind them. His 'Lovely Angels' (Kei 2 and Yuri 2) mounted one of the speeders while Faye Valentine took another with Ed and Ein in tow. Keitarou and Serena rode the third one. "OK, we rendezvous back here at 1715 (5:15 PM) hours. Got it girls?" said Keitarou. Faye and the two Angels nodded while they were firing up their speeders. "Where are you guys off to anyway?" asked their leader. "Shopping, baby!" chorused the two tro-cons joyfully. "The track, where else!" shouted Faye, lighting a cheroot. "How about you, kid?" she asked. "Well Serena, oro do you want to do?" asked the 'Avenging Angel' Serena whispered something to Keitarou and he grinned. Faye looked a question. "Video game arcade, Faye. Know where we can find one?" he asked. Faye pointed up the hill. "Ganymede Street. Two blocks up and four over. Mention my name. I busted a guy in there last month. Ja Ne, kid!" she said, checking that Ed and Ein were securely strapped into the speeder's sidecar. "See Ein, we're going for a ride! Faye Faye, Ed wants to drive!" yelled Ed. "Osawaru (Sit down) and shut up! I'm driving, got it?" replied Faye, blowing smoke rings all over the place. She tramped the gas pedal and rocketed off in the Angels' wake. "Can we go now, Mr. Riff, onegai?" asked Serena. "Call me Keitarou or 'KR'. Video arcade, here we come!" And off they went. From the arcade to a cafeteria for lunch. (Breakfast had been a bagel and coffee for 'KR' and a bagel and milk for Serena.) Then a holo film festival triple feature, some souvenir shopping and then back to the 'Donnatella'.

    The TARDIS hazu eventually visited a museum, a video arcade (not the same one as Serena and 'KR' visited), a hold film and then lunch. (Breakfast had been orange juice, coffee, scones, eggs, bacon, toast, etc.) After luncheon came shopping and souvenir hunting before they finally headed back to the 'Raphael'.

    Faye and her two little hellions spent the day at the horse track. And for once (with Ed picking the 'horseys') she won big! They gorged themselves on goodies to celebrate and Faye got sick! Ed finally got her wish. With faye under the weather, Ed drove the speeder back with Faye and Ein in the sidecar. On the way back to the 'Donnatella'. The tomboy girl only had five accidents!

    The Angels went shopping, shopping, shopping! A little sightseeing and then some serious drinking. (They had no breakfast. Lunch was a salad, beer and water chasers.) Then a 'chug-a-lug' contest with the locals which Kei 2 won easily (natch!). A few brawls later they were on their way back to the 'Donnie' once more.

    While all of these events were transpiring, Kei 1 (Our Kei) and her team (Jett, Spike S. , Spike M. and Legato) had turned 'BG' over to the 'ISSP' officers. (Kei 1 insisted on lecturing them for 30 minutes about the lax security of their jail before finally handing them the keys to the manacles!) They collected the bounty for their fugitive and Kei 1 was given a third for Faye. Then a big breakfast. (You know oro and how much Kei 1 usually eats!) The two 'cowboys' took them all barhopping (someone recognized the redhead, said 'you know what' and you know what happened next!). Lunch (You name it, they ate it and drank it!), more barroom brawls (Jett, the Spikes, Legato and Kei 1 are now not welcome in and banned from at least ten different taverns!), then back to the 'Raphael' on the skycycles they had brought with them from the 'Raph' earlier that day. All five were a bit, shall we say, 'under the influence' but they still insisted on driving! Spike Miroku and Legato Bluesummers both had to be carried to their cycles. The results? Six accidents, 2 fights, 3 'ISSP' cops in the hospital and five lectures! Only the redheaded tro-con's 3WA ID card kept them out of jail!



    To Be Continued in Part 2

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    By 1730 (5:30 PM) hours, the 'Donnatella' had blasted off on its return trip to the 'Angel'. Fifteen minutes later, they 'touched down' in the 'Angel's' docking bay. At 1750 (5:50 PM) hours, Mugghi 1 lifted off. Half of the 'Raphael's' crew had passed out. By 1800 (6 PM) hours the 'Angel' had blasted off. Destination- Kagura! Legato, the two Spikes and Jett Black had gone to bed. Yuri 1 half dragged, half carried her captain back to her quarters. Then she threw the redhead into the shower, turned the cold water on full blast and covered her ears! "Oro the F! Where the jigoku am I? Yuri, you bitch! I'll kill your ass!" screamed Kei 1 from the bathroom. Meanwhile, the rest of the passengers and crew had dispersed to various parts of the 'Angel' to wait for the dinner call.

    In another fifteen minutes, Kei 1 returned to the bridge, once more wearing her usual sweats and sneakers. Yuri 1 chose that supreme moment to make an announcement over the PA system with the sound blaring away! The gist of it was that they were all going to Kagura to celebrate the new year. Kei 1 confirmed the course and bearing, checked in with Don and Anton and then went back to her bunk. Zoe had made a slight recovery and had joined Leila in the galley. Together they fixed dinner while Jamie fed the 'beasties'. The two chiefs set the tables (Don had successfully repaired the thruster system while Anton had found out from Garner that the 'Kronos' project would not be operational until a week after New Year's!). Faye, 'KR', the other two Angels and the two Doctors were having drinks at the bar. Ed and Serena were playing quietly with K-9. The Mugghis and the nammos were still up on the bridge. Kome and Marlene were resting after a long day. Ein was playing with Luna. At 2000 (8 PM) hours, dinner was announced. Platters were sent up to Kei 1, the two Spikes, Jett and Legato who were sleeping it off. Dinner over, Yuri 1 took everyone next door to the rec room. Once they were all assembled, she gently trilled Kei 1 and her hazu and asked for them to join the group if possible. Five minutes later every crew member and passenger was present, Yuri 1 had changed back into her favorite schoolgirl (like Kagome's on Inu Yasha) ouuniform with the pleated green skirt, white/green blouse and red crosstie. She stood up on the barcounter and spoke clearly into the PA mike.

    Your attention onegai! I have a proposal to make. Since 'Kronos' won't be ready until a week after New Year's, we have decided to celebrate the holiday on Kagura in the orion Nebulae. We'd like to ask all of you to join us. Most of you, including our newest visitor, Serena, are stuck here with us anyway. However, the 'Bebop' crew and Mr. Solo can leave at any time they wish. Well, any takers?" she challenged. "We've already got our bounty and there's nothing new on 'Big Shot' so I'm game!" replied Jett Black. "Count me in too." Agreed Spike Steigel. Faye (who had been given her cut of the bounty woolongs by Kei 1) also nodded her agreement. "Ed really likes it here and it keeps her quiet, so I'm in. How about you, kid?" Faye blew a smoke ring and pointed to Serena. "Miss Donovan is right. My 'transporter stone' is definitely malfunctioning so I'm stuck here too. Besides it sounds like fun so count me in as well." Said Serena. "Well, that settles that. Domo arigato to you all!" said Yuri 1.

    "They forgot about us so I guess we dodged our punishment." Whispered Kome to Marlene Angel. A loud laugh reverberated around the room. "Fat chance! No lecture this time but you will both report to Yuri." Said Kei 1, grabbing a package off the bar and heading out the door. "You will both clean up this room. Then you will assist me in getting things ready for the celebration on Kagura. " said Yuri 1. "And that's an order!" said Kei 1 from the doorway.

    "Time for the drinks, isn't it?" asked Don, seeking to stave off another Kome versus Kei rematch! He was still painfully aware that he was the one that had really instigated the first one! "Domo arigato to all of you for agreeing so readily. Han, you're staying as well, aren't you?" asked Yuri 1, suddenly realizing that the space trader had not yet been asked. "I'm sort of stuck here unless I want to fly the 'Flying Falcon' all the way back to the Aquarian Galaxy where I left the 'Millenium Falcon'. Anyway I like it here so count me in! Anyone seen Kei lately?" Han Solo had lost track of his stunning captain. She took a fifth of Jameson's and went to her room, Han." Said Don Poporo, grinning. Han's face dropped. "She took two glasses along as well, Han." Added Anton Gustav with a chuckle. Han sprinted for the door. "Level 3. Just tell the lift you want the captain's quarters." Called Don after him. Faye Valentine looked up from her Skotch and sighed. Lighting another cigarette, she lazily blew a couple of smoke rings. Suddenly there was a cry from the other end of the room by the TARDISes. Ed, Ein and Serena had been playing over there with K-9. "Oh, nai! Not again!" she thought, reaching for her glass again. SMACK! The sound of the flat of a hand connecting with the side of a face reached her ears. "Do that once more and I'll slug you one! For Kami's sake, I hate this shimatta uniform! If you want the thing that badly, you can have it! I'll switch with you Ed, OK? Let's go in the TARDIS and change." Said Serena. Faye smiled and sighed agreeably. "Oro a relief! Ed's been after that uniform of Serena's all day. Maybe once she has the shimatta thing she'll leave poor Serena alone!" she thought. Then another thought struck the 'cowgirl'! Serena hadn't taken Ed into the TARDIS! If Ed started Fing around in there, Kami knows when the Doctors and companies would get off the ship! Faye jumped up (spilling her booze in the process!) and raced for the TARDIS. "Ed, Serena! Get out of there right now!" she shouted.



    To Be Continued in Part 3

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    "Don't worry Miss Valentine. They can't go beyond the living areas in there. We have sealed the rest of the TARDIS access ways and coded them. Everything will be fine so relax dear lady." said Doctor 4. Faye Valentine did not relax. "The computer and warp core rooms were code sealed too! There's no code that Ed can't break and she adores machines!" she replied, strolling back to the bar and pouring out another Skotch. Blowing a few more smoke rings she said "But as long as you're positive that Ed can't get past your security, I won't give it a second thought." she said idly. Both time lords dashed for the TARDIS!

    "Well, unlock the door for Heaven's sake!" Yelled Doctor 2. "I did but it won't open!" replied Doctor 4. "Ed, Serena, onegai open the door. Come now girls, playtime's over! Get out of my TARDIS now!" he shouted but the door remained shut. Faye smiled and strolled back over to the police box. Knocking on the door she asked "Ed, Serena? This is Faye. May I come in? Perhaps I can help you with your you know what." The door clicked and gave easily to Faye's touch. "They're probably not decent guys if you know what I mean." whispered Faye to the two Gallifreyans. "Straight back and through the door on the right will take you to the dressing rooms and bathrooms, Faye." said Doctor 4 with a grin. Faye entered the TARDIS, closing the doors behind her. She found the door on the right and passed through to the rooms descibed by the time lord. However, the girls were in the wardrobe room trying on hats, scarves and dresses. Both Ed and Serena were clad in their undergarments and nothing else when Faye found them. Faye folded her arms and coughed. Startled they both spun around quickly. Serena stooped and folded her arms to cover her state of undress. Ed (of course) just stood there.

    "Relax Serena, it's just me. Believe me, I've seen it all before so get up." Faye laughed and added "Well well! Little Miss 'Prim and Proper' playing 'dress up' with our own tomboy! Don't that beat all! Gomen (Excuse me) girls." Faye trilled Yuri 1"Yuri, Ed and Serena are in here playing 'dress up' Ask the Doctor if it's OK for them to play in here awhile longer. I'll take them up to bed at 2100 (9 PM) hours." Faye giggled and so did Yuri 1. "OK Yuri, I'll tell them. Ja ne." Faye looked at the two miscreants and smiled. Both of them had changed into kimonos. "The Doctor said that you two can stay in here and play until bedtime. Bedtime is 9 o'clock, OK? And when we leave here you will both be dressed. Understand? Ed I can believe would pull a stunt like this but Serena, you seem to be a level headed young lady-- Oh crap! I'm going to use one of the showers. I'll wait for you in the kitchen with hot cocoa and cookies for you." said the Bebop cowgirl. "OK Faye Faye!" said Ed. "Hai, arigato Aunt Faye." added Serena. "It's just Faye. Ed, stop saying it twice. I've told you about that before. See you in an hour and a half." said Faye, waving to them while she headed for the bathrooms, shedding her sweater and slacks along the way. She kicked off her boots, pulled off her socks and removed her brassiere and panties. Then she pulled on a kimono and started to run the shower before she noticed the luxurious bathtub! She shut off the shower taps and ran a warm bath for herself instead. Tossing the kimono onto a counter, she stepped into her bath water and relaxed. Meanwhile the 'dress ups' continued until 2030 (8:30 PM) hours. "Come on Ed, race you to the showers!" said Serena (Ed won the race hands down of course). Both of them showered and dressed quickly, Ed in Serena's beloved schoolgirl uniform and Serena in a white tee shirt, red miniskirt and sneakers.

    Running to the kitchen, they found Faye, once again clad in sweater and ski pants, socks and boots. She was drinking coffee and reading a holopaper. A vidscreen was playing 'Big Shot' on the wall across from her. Faye lazily looked up a blew a few smoke rings. (Ed liked them, that she did!) Across the table from Faye she had set out two steaming mugs of cocoa and some cookies for each of them. "You both look very nice. Now hurry and finish your snack; you can brush your teeth back on the 'Angel'." said faye, glancing at her wristchromo."It's almost 9 o'clock girls." While they finished their snack, Faye gathered up Ed's discarded attire (Ed was wearing Serena's schoolgirl uniform) and draped them over her arm. Serena and Ed washed their cups, dried them and returned them to the cabinet. Then they both tidied up the kitchen. Faye called them from the main room and the girls soon joined her. Faye opened the portals and the trio left the TARDIS. Faye made them both 'domo arigato' the Doctor for allowing them to play in his TARDIS. Then they bade everyone a 'good night' before Faye hustled them off to bed (Serena was sharing Ed's room). "Into your PJs girls. Lights out in five minutes!" said faye. Ed and Serena changed into their night things and hopped into their bunks. Faye tucked them in, kissed them both good night and--- "Faye Faye, we wanna story!" yelled Ed. "Oh hai onegai, Aunt Faye! A story! A story!" agreed Serena.

    So Faye told them about a dashing prince named Spike who rescued a kawaii (lovely) damsel named Faye from an evil oni (devil) of an ogre named Jett! The prince and the maiden got married and had two kawaii children named Ed and Serena and they all lived happily ever after. The End. Faye kissed them again, placed Ein at the foot of Ed's bunk and Luna at the foot of Serena's bunk. Then she extinguished the lamp and tiptoed out. She returned to the rec room and the bar. Don was passed out across the bar counter again! The two Doctors, Leila, Zoe, Keitarou, the other two Angels, Anton, Spike Miroku, Jett, Mar and Kome had all gone off to bed. Legato and Spike Steigel were playing 'Duel Monsters' at a small table. Poor Han had made the mistake of trying to outdrink the Captain so he was asleep up in Kei 1's quarters (in the spare room)! Yuri 1 had also retired for the evening.

    Kei 1 was nursing an Irish coffee (Coffee with cream and Irish whiskey). Faye sighed, sat down next to her, lit up a cigarette and offered one to Kei 1 who accepted it. Faye lit Kei's cigarette while Kei 1 poured her a Skotch on the rocks. "Don't you ever go to bed Kei?" asked Faye amusedly. "I just have to check on Mugghi and then I will. Don't worry!" she replied. Faye downed her drink and stubbed out her smoke. Standing up, the 'cowgirl' stuck her hands in her pockets and said casually "Want some company?" kei 1 finished her coffee, stubbed out her butt and said "Why not. Come on Faye." They stumbled to the lift, each one supporting the other one. "Bridge!" said the redhead to lift control. They stepped off the lift and staggered on to the bridge. "We still on course for Ka-gu-ra, Mugghi?" slurred Faye since her jade aizued companion could barely stand up. "Meow!" said the big nekko to Faye, who stared blankly at her. Kei 1 slurred an answer out. "Zat means hai Faye! Arigato Mugghi!" said the redhead.

    "Let's get you downstairs to bed Cap! Mugghi, you got the comm. Goodnight Kitty!" called Faye while dragging Kei 1 to the lift. "Captain's cabin stat." ordered Faye. She dragged Kei 1 into her cabin and dumped her on the bunk. "I feel like a Kami shimatta babysitter! First, Ed and Serena! Now Kei! Who's next? I sure as jigoku ain't gonna tuck Don in!" she mumbled to herself. Next she removed her Captain's shoes and socks. Then she relieved her of the gunsash, holster and weapons she had on. Kei 1's sweats followed them onto the floor of the bedroom. Searching for pajamas with no result, Faye decided to leave Kei 1 in her tank top and bikini briefs. "Goodnight Kei." she said softly, covering the tro-con with a blanket. "G' Night Faye.Arigato for everything. See you in the morning." replied Kei 1, already drifting off to slumberland.

    Faye went back to her own suite to check on the girls (who were sleeping peacefully) and then went through to her own room where she pulled off her boots and socks, slipped off her vest, slid out of her shoulder harness and placed the Glock 7 underneath her pillow. Then she pulled off her sweater, tank top and ski pants, slipped on a kimono, climbed into her bunk and was soon fast asleep.

    Legato and Spike Steigel yawned, saw it was late and picked up Don and laid him on one of the sofas in the rec room. They threw an Afghan over him and toddled off to bed themselves. Silence reigned supreme and peace settled aboard the 'Lovely Angel 2' and its inhabitants. But this peace was destined to become sheer bedlam before the night was spent!

    Suddenly aboard the two TARDISes there were two heavy flashes of illumination causing two 12 year old schoolgirls to materialize on each one of the aoishi police boxes in the rec room.

    Who were they? Read Chapter 30 and find out!

    END OF CHAPTER 29

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    Here's Ch 30 for ya. Enjoy-Chapter 30

    "Old Friends Well Met" or "Scouts and Angels and Demons, Oh My!"

    DISCLAIMER: Hey Boss, ain't it Yuri's turn to do the shimatta disclaimer junk? OK Kei, I'll do it

    This time. Konnichi Wa folks, welcome to the fanfiction. We wanna thank our creator first of all so a big domo arigato to Papa Haruka-San Takachiho. We also wanna thank all the wonderful authors and/or creators whose works, characters, locales, etc. which we have used in this great trip aboard the 'Lovely Angel 2'! Without their help, assistance and OK our holonovel "Christmas with the Dirty Pair" would have never come to fruition and-- Ka-Mi Kei, OK, OK, I'll shut my big mouth and let the Boss get on with the story. I am NOT a vacuumhead either, Miss O'Halloran! Gotta go now folks but enjoy Chapter 30 where the Angels and Cowboys are about to meet the Demons and Scouts! Have a great read.

    They were all identically dressed to the way Serena had been when she came aboard the 'Angel'. All four wore translator chokers and carried travelling stones as well. The two on Doctor 4's TARDIS were blonde and redheaded while the other duo on Doctor 2's craft had violet and brown hair. These were (of course) Serena's companions and were known as Soldier Sailors or Sailor Scouts. Serena was their leader.

    The first two were named Ami Mizuno and Rei Hina respectively. They were the protectors of Mercury and Mars. The latter two were named Makoto Kino and Minako Aino. Their protectorate worlds were Jupiter and Venus. Let's call them Ami, Rei, Mina and Mako, OK? Mina also possessed a kawaii grey nekko (cat) named Artemis. The quad were quite confused and who could blame them?

    "Why didn't we all arrive together Rei? Where are Mako, Mina and Artemis? We all transported together, didn't we?" asked the blonde (Ami, protector of Mercury. She was second in command to Serena who was known as Sailor Moon.)

    "I'm sure I don't know Ami! Where's Serena and where are we anyway?" replied the redhead (Rei who was protector of Mars and who was just as confused as her companion was.)

    Ami produced a small transceiver radio communicator from her backpack. "Ami calling Serena, come in. Onegai respond to my hail! Mako, Mina, Luna (Serena's nekko), Artemis, anybody? Onegai respond. Over." She listened a moment and tried again without success. "No answer. Guess we're on our own. Don't touch that Rei!" yelled Ami.

    Rei had discovered a red tipped lever on the TARDIS's console and pulled down on it causing the inner doors to open. "Sorry Ami but I wonder where they go?" said Rei. "Only one way to find out. Come on." replied Ami, replacing the radio in her backpack and pulling out a small flashlight. Taking the lead, Ami walked out the doors and into the 'Angel's' rec room with Rei following at her heels.

    At practically the same time on Doctor 2's TARDIS the other two sailor scouts came to (they had both hit the floor quite hard upon their materialization and had been knocked out cold) and looked around them. "Where the F are we mako? Where's the rest of the team? Artemis, what is going on?" demanded the brown haired scout whose name was Minako (Mina for short, she is the protector of Venus. Artemis is her nekko). "Mina! Watch your mouth! Artemis, where are we? I feel a draft coming from somewhere." said the other occupant of the TARDIS. She had kawaii long violet tresses (not unlike Yuri's). Her name was Makoto (Mako for short, she was protector of Jupiter). Mina glanced at her and giggled. "No wonder you feel a draft Mako. Where's your shimatta skirt? Didn't you finish dressing before we transported?" she asked.

    Mako glanced down and blushed a deep shade of crimson! "Look in your backpack stupid!" said Mina "You usually carry extra uniforms and stuff on these jaunts of ours!" Mina slipped her pack off her shoulders and opened it. "Let's see. Blouse, tie, shoes, socks, gloves, cap, undies, brassiere, ooh! No skirt! I must have been packing it when we were transported! What am I going to do now?" she wailed. Mina chuckled. "Maybe whoever we run into here will think that's the style back home on Earth!" she teased. "This is not a joke, Mina! I can't go anywhere like this!" she blubbered.

    "Artemis, do your thing on Mako so we can get out of here." ordered Mina. The nekko raised its paw, muttered something incomprehensible and pointed a claw at Mako. A light flashed and instantly a pleated aoishi skirt had materialized on the startled girl. "OK Mako, let's go!" said Mina who had just discovered the TARDIS's door control lever and pulled it causing the doors to open. She pulled out her flashlight, scooped up Artemis and exited the craft. "Wait for me!" wailed Mina who was still zipping her skirt and tucking in her blouse. She swiftly joined her tomo who handed her the nekko. "Here, hold onto Artemis for me. Follow me." said Mina, striding throught the doors of the police box and into the rec room of the 'Angel'!

    "Mako! Mina!" exclaimed Ami and Rei. "Ami! Rei!" exclaimed Mako and Mina. The two groups noted the identical aoishi police boxed that they had just now exited. "We must be on a starship of some kind." supplied Ami. "How do you know that?" asked Rei. "That's how." replied Ami, pointing at the observation windows which showed nothing outside but dark empty space. "What should we do first?" whispered Mako. Suddenly the room was flooded with illumination!

    "Raise your hands now and lose those backpacks! Do it now or I'll fire!" yelled a fiery-haired Amazon with a pair of intense green aizu. She gripped an ion cannon in each of her fists, covering the quartet of frightened children. She didn't seem to be joking but still the girls hesitated. That was a major error!

    ZAP! POW! A searing white hot bolt of pure ion energy blasted over their heads and blazed a hole in the wall behind them. "Next one I aim kiddies so lose 'em now!" commanded Kei 1. At a nod from Ami, the other three girls dropped their backpacks. Ami did likewise. Then all four girls raised their hands. Mako began to cry loudly.

    END OF CHAPTER 30

    Chapter 31 coming soon. Please r/r. See ya soon-KeimanandKei.

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