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    Here's Pt 2 of Ch 53. Can we get away with only 3 parts? We'll see- K&K

    "You haf a couple of 'panzers' (tanks) aboard, ja?" asked Lt Cmdr Fritz von Dekker. The infamous 'Green Baron' (a direct descendant of the ancient Terrans' 'Red Bron' Manfred von Richthofen) was Emma 'Queen' Emeraldas's exec on the 'Emerald Queen'.

    "Yeah we sure do Fritzie but we ain't using those toys are we, guys Not againt Fxxxing Gundams!" squealed a tallish strawbrry-blonde teen at the conference table.

    "Nai Kome. We hve 'railguns' aboard- two of the darned things." replied Wing Cmdr Yuri Donovan who had just arrived and took a seat beside Neko Olson.

    "OK why wasn't I invitedto this little shindig? With the Boss outta commission I'm in command- I'm the ship's exec!" she demanded angrily. Everyone grinned.

    "Oro's so all fired frigging funny darn it?" she yelled.

    "You are, Duchess. Ya look so doggone cute in your jammies and robe." chuckled Han.

    "And that 'Paddington Bear' of yours- d'ya know that Flaysie's (Lt Flay Allster) got one just like it, ma'am?" giggled Lt Cagalli Yula Athna.

    Belatedly Yuri realized that she'd dashed upstairs from her bedroom and hadn't bothered to change nor to drop 'Paddy'.

    "Here." said Neko tossing her a 'morphing' bracelet. Yuri clamped it on her wrist and 'morphed' into uniform before laying 'Paddy' on the table.

    "So? Why wasn't I informed of this meeting dammit?" demanded the violet-maned exec.

    "Because the Boss put me in command- remember? And Mr Garner specifically asked for me, not you, ma'am. I called this 'think tank' session and I decided not to invite you, Wing Commander Donovan. Why? That answer should be obvious even to you. That casino in space 'railgun' disaster on 'Kurestan' that time four years ago? When you and that Amazon downstairs almost atomized an entire spacecolony. That's why you were not summoned, however, since you're here you can stay. Sit down and shut up, girl." replied the interim commander.

    "But that darn mess wasn't MY fault! It was the dipstick's fault dammit all to Hell! Sh was the one hat used the 'railgun' not me!" screeched Yuri standing up and leaning both palms on the table and faing Mar who stared back coolly.

    "I said to sit down and shut up, Yuri. Anothr outburst like that and I'll have you relieved of duty and confined to quarters. Am I quite clear on that, Donovan? (Yuri sat back down and nodded) Good. Now answer something for me. How is it that you knew we had 'railguns' aboard ebven though Charlie said nobody aboard did?" asked Mar very quietly. Yuri smirked.

    "Because it was on a need to know basis and the Boss and I needed to know, that's how. I AM the exec ya know. See? You don't know everything about the 'Angel' after all, do you, Brig?" snarled the vixen but Mar decided to ignore her this time.

    "As I was saying- First I want this ship enroute to 'Olmec' with all possible speed stat. We have been authorized to exceed maximum warp all the way up to 45 if necessary. Second if we can find a shortcut we will use it. Third I want all other spacecraft aboard this vessel prepped, manned and ready for battle by the time we reach 'Olmec' in 72 solar hours. Fourth (Mar was ticking off items on her fingers) Nat, Flay, Cagalli, Kome and Neko are the 'railgun' crew with Kome as its lead gunner. You've got forty rounds in eight shot salvos, four to each gun per load. Now pay strict attention to this because I'm only going to show you guys how to use those things onc." said the blonde and she very carefully explained the operating details to her new 'railgun' crew. Yuri scowled. She did not like to be dressed down at all.

    "Oro do you want me to do, Brigadier, ma'am?" she asked in a sucy tone and Mar rounde on the exec.

    "A very important job, Wing Commander. I want you down on the observation deck in the star room. Your task is to look for anything out of the ordinary. Anything that could possibly houe weapons, ammo, gun implacements and-- Gundams." replied her interim leader.

    "Ain't Rally scanning for that kind of crap already, Blondie?" yelled an incensed Yuri. Mar didn't rise to the bait.

    "Yeah Donovan she is but Gundams can 'mask' their presences even if they cannot actually 'cloak' so I want visual as well as technical scans for this mission dammit! You got a problem with my orders, Wing Commander Donovan? (Yuri bit her tongue and shook her violet mane) Good. Dismissed." said Mar. Yuri saluted, picked up her bear and left.

    "Zoe? Nyssa? Nami? Have you found us any shortcuts yet?" demanded the tall blonde when she entered the nav room a few minutes later. The trio of 'navvies' shook their heads ruefully.

    "Vincent? Anything on your scans?" asked Mar.

    "Not a damned thing Cap. If those things are out there they must be 'masked', 'cloaked' or both." replied a perplexed Rally Vincent.

    "Well keep at it 'Cat' and thanks." she said clapping the Terran on the back. Then she returned to the bridge.

    "Gene you're piloting for the 'railgunners' so you'd best get some rest. Han can take over for you. Nee a co-pilot, Solo?" she inquired but Han shook his head.

    "OK the listen up everybody. Revy's handling communications and Jon's in charge of security. The two soul reapers have this shift's guard mount. Tell Jon that when he sets the 2200 (10 PM) shift to have someone wake up Donovan and send her ass up to the star room. She's already been briefed on oro she has to do there. Remind Jon that I want our 'railgun' crew fresh for ashita (tomorrow) so Nat, Flay, Cagalli, 'Pinkie' (Kome) and 'Kitty Kat' (Neko) are excused from guard duty on my orders until further notice. Villa is our new weapons officer and his bridge gunners are Kagome, Kouga, InuYasha, the 'Blonde Bomber' (Mae Hopkins aka 'Kitten') and Ayasha, Ayana or oroever the Hell her name is- Kouga's intended. ("It's Ayame, Cap!" yelled Rally from next door) Arigatou (Thanks) 'Cat'. (Mar turned to go and suddenly snapped her gloved fingers) Have someone find Odo (Ivanhoe and Rebecca's dwarf companion) and send him to my quarters stat. (Han raised his aizu(eye)brows inquisitively) I just got a scathingly brilliant idea (Kudos if you recall what flick that quote's from and who said it, tomos mine), Solo." smiled the blonde. Han chuckled.

    "Another one of thoe, Princess? Roger that and willco, ma'am." drawled the ex-pirate and smuggler.

    At 2000 hours (8 PM) there was a timid tap on Mar's portal.

    "Come on in, Odo. Door's open." she called and the dwarf sidled in cap in hand.

    "I ain't stoled nothing, Lady Marley! Honest! Somebody musta planted them watchie thingies, rigs, brooches, necklaces and all of that other joolry in my room, mum! I'm innocent! I truly is this time, mum!" the terrified Odo whined and whimpered. Mar smiled and pointed to the armchair.

    Cont in Part 3
    SFN and have a great day. Kami bless you all and see ya soon. Toodles-K&K


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    Yay! We done it gang! Three parts it is. Here's Ch 53- Pt 3. Enjoy-K&K

    "Calm down me old boyo. Nobody is accusing you of anything, Odo. Sit down. Please. I just need your help with something, that's all. You are not in any trouble, tomo watashi (very good friend). (Odo sat and accepted the repped goblet of mulled wine the blonde handed him) OK here is my question. During your er shall we say 'explorations' of the ship have you ever noticed any things like this aboard anywhere? (Mar indicated a holo of a metallic armoured fighting suit much like a knight such as Ivanhoe might wear) It's called a Type 40 mobile fighting combat suit. (Odo looked carefully and slowly shook his head) You're quite sure, tomo?" asked the blonde in a soft and kindly tone of voice. The dwarf continued shaking his head sadly.

    "Sorry mum but in all me excursions I ain't never ever laid me two eyes on nothing like that thing, Your Ladyship." said Odo.

    "Ye do believe me, Lady Marley, don't ya? I'm tellin' you the truth! Honest!" he blubbered throwing himself to his knees on the floor in front of Mar.

    "Of coure I believe you, Odo. (She hugged him reassuringly like a mother might do to her son) OK then just do me a favour and keep your aizu (eyes) open for me. If you run across any of those things onegai (please) let me know. Right? More wine, my friend?" said Mar but Odo shook his head.

    "No thankee very much, mum but I was supposed to meet Lady Rebecca for tea at eight and now I'm running late." he replied consulting one of the several wristchromos on his arm and then quickly pulling his sleeve back down over them. Mar nodded.

    "Off you go then. Good night Odo and domo arigatou (thank you very much) for your assistance." she said. He bent down and kissed her gloved hand which caused Mar to blush a bit. She couldn't help giggling at his old-fashioned ancient Terran chivalrous manners so she didn't notice when he slipped off her climbing bangles, 'morphing' bracelet, wristchromo, fanny pouch, gunbelt, trilling earring, laser sword hilt, Mark XII disruptor pistol and ammo packs, extra power pack clips, Mark III mini blaster, small ion cannons, belt, necklace and locket, wallet, vidcode keys, vid override codes, vidcell, PDO unit and lastly a vidfile folder marked 'Top Secret/Aizu Only/Gundam Experiments Circa AD 2041' and hastily and cleverly stowed away all his goodies in his many capacious pockets beneath his long grey cloak.

    "Don't forget now Odo. We are all dependingon you. I am depending on you, tomo." said Mar quietly but earnestly. Odo tipped his cap and pulled his forelock while dropping to one knee.

    "Don't you worry, Milady. You can always count on Odo." replied the dwarf and he saluted and departed.

    Odo had made friends with one of Lord Falco's men, a sergeant-at-arms named Gerald Randolph who was a fellow ne'er do well like Odo. He and Odo liked to play 'skittles' (lawn bowling) up on the holodecks and met there quite often. As soon as he'd left Mar's digs he made a beeline for the lift and rode up to Level Eight. He keyed the 'archway' for Holodeck Room number four before entering 'Sherwood Forest' where Gerry was busily setting up the 'skittles' for a new game.

    "Wanna play, Odo me friend?" asked Randolph but Odo shook his head and beckoned him to join him at one of the tables in the wooded glen.

    "Wait'll ye see the haul I just made, Randy!" chortled Odo and his pal sat down with him while Odo dumped his booty out and spread it across the table.

    END of Ch 53. Ch 54 'Honour Amongst Thieves' or 'The Dwarf's Discovery' soon. Getting interesting eh? Wonder how our heroine’s gonna get outta this one? Read on and r/r/s away as always. Have a wunnerful day and sfn/sys/jm/Kami bless you all for your interest and assistance. Hooble-toodle-doo! Toodles tomos watashi-K&K

    I dickered over this chapter’s titles. Let me know if I got ‘em right eh?

    PS- I really do appreciate all your loyalty and support over the years my tomos watashi all! And you can take that to the bank folks!-K&K

    See ya next blog post. Toodles-K&K

    This one may be lengthy. Sorry.- K&K

    Cont in Ch 54
    SFN and have a great day. Kami bless you all and see ya soon. Toodles-K&K


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    A short one at lst Ch 54- K&K

    AW Ch 54 'Honour Amongst Thieves'/'Discovery'
    Odo is a conartist of the first water for sure but he pales in comparison to this rapscallion whom the Flash Angels encountered several times. Meet Caldy the conman who 'swindled me (Kei) in Dantoonine!' In my ff's he gets around quite a bit and makes at least two appearances- once on 'Sontarra' and again on ? Sorry but that was early on in Angel Wings and I don't recall those circumstances at the moment but you are welcome to check on it. Caldy's first appearance was in DP Flash's Act II/World's Worlds arc/Steamy Hot Springs Romantic Tour only it was anything but romantic!

    AW Ch 54 ‘Honour Amongst Thieves'or ‘The Dwarf's Discovery'

    Wow! Kei's been injured and now that worst of all combat weapons may be in Zorin's hands- Gundams! Almost as terrifying as the 'God Guns' or the Angels' new toy- the r-- whoops! I almost let the neko outta the sack folks! This chapter will put two close tomos at loggerheads with each other and nai it ain't Vacuumhead and Firebrand either! A pickpocketing passenger will end up saving the day for the Angels and- Kami! I have said too much. Read on loyal and faithful followers of the word:-

    ANGEL WINGS

    DISCLAIMER: OK ‘Ari’ darlin’, it’s all yours. First I wanna thank Mr T for the use of his Angels and stuff. Then I wanna thank everyone else who has been allowing us to use their creations here like Thom Beers for the use of his ice road truckers Hugh, Drew, Rick, Eric, Alex and Bear. I took the liberty of naming the 3WA academy in Furool City on Shimougou after Mr Haruka Takachiho in honour of his creations- the Angels. How was that, Yuri? Great, kiddo. Oh hai it sure was, Kei! Now since we left ya up in the air last time let’s get to Ch 54 without any further meandering, shall we? Why is Zack Zero back and oro does he want with Suba Marina Oki? Can Mandy keep her big mouth shut? A hint re the titles- Aw do ya expect me to spoil it for ya? Oro does this all mean? We’ll find out momentarily gang. The Boss Red Marshall’s on the warpath again! Here ’tis:-

    CHAPTER 54

    ‘Honour Amongst Thieves'or ‘The Dwarf's Discovery'

    Meanwhile back down at Mar's pad Ryuuk (Light Yagami's death god shinigami) wanted some apples so he floated through Mar's closed door and into her living room.

    "Excuse the intrusion Miss Angel but may I hve an apple or two onegai (please)?" asked the horrifying creature.

    "Sure. Help yourself. They're in the fridge on the top--" replied Mar and then glanced up.

    "Christ Almighty Ryuuk! You scared the shit outt me! I almost pissed my pants!" she yelld jumping up and falling over the coffee table. Ryuuk caught her before she crashed onto th glass-topped table.

    "Nai (No) I don't think you pissed 'em my dear but may I say that you have quite a fashionable taste in undergarments? Very becoming, Milady. That azure shade of aoishi (blue) complements your aizu (eyes) perfectly." said the grinning shinigami.

    "Oro the Hell are you babbling about, death god?" she demanded and then noticed that her uniform pants had fallen down around her ankles.

    "You really need to use a belt my dear child. Then your trousers would stay up." laughed Ryuuk. Mar's face turned crimson and she hastily yanked her pants back up.

    "Belt? Fxxx! My belt's gone! And my jewelry, wallet and fanny pouch too! And--" howled the flustered blonde.

    "And weren't you wearing a sweater under your blazer?" snickered Ryuuk.

    "My turtlenck too? Dammit o Hell! Revy! Find Odo and bring that dwarf to me pronto! Revy? Respond dammit! Revy! (She touched her ears) Aw Hell! He stole them too? He was only in here for five minutes! Ryuuk, take your apples and go get Odo for me. He's with Rebecca!" cried the blonde who as a rulewas usually calm, cool and collected.

    "I hear and I obey, Milady." replied the shinigami and he vanished.

    "Nope. I'm sorry, Lord Ryuuk but he hasn't shown up yet. Why do you want him anyway? (Ryuuk explained why to Rebcca who grimaced) Follow me. I've got a pretty good idea of where the Hell he is." said Rebecca and the death god hovered behin her while the red-headed healer/herbalist/warrior told the lift to take them to Level Eight. When they got there she ran down the hall to Holo Room four and keyed the 'archway'.

    "Hullo Odo, Randy. What have you got there? What the devil have you stolen this time, dwarf? Oh no you don't! Grab him Ryuuk! (One snatch and Ryuuk scooped up the small dwarf and tucked him under one arm. Rebecca addressed Randolph) If I were you, Sergeant I'd go back to the 'Castl' now. Odo's in some really deep shit!" seethed Rebecca. Gerald Randolph vamoosed.

    "Would you believe that I found all this stuff just sitting in the hallway and I was asking Randy to help me find its rightful owners and--" wheedled Odo and Rebecca shook here head.

    "I find that very hard to believe, dwarf." she replied and yanked off her cloak.

    "Take him back to Brigadier Angel, Ryuuk. I'll follow as soon as I've packed up Odo's haul. Thanks a lot." she said and began dumping handfuls of th loot onto her cloak.

    "Whatever you say Milady Becca." replied the dath god ad off he flew dragging the cringing dwarf with him.

    Rebecca sighed, finished tying the ends of her cloak together and tucked it under herarm like a parcel.

    "You'll forgive if I don't get up boys because seem to bemissing a belt along with quite a fw other things." said Mar when Ryuuk floated in with the dwarf. She'd replaced her purloined turtleneck with a grey 3WA sweatshirt, however, Rin and Ed had been given all of Mar's spare belts to clean and polish so Mar either had to remain seated or use her hands to hold up her pants when she stood up.

    "Lady Becca's right behind us, Blondie. She's bringing this creature's swag back to you, Madam Brig." informed Ryuuk and ar tossed him an apple. Holding onto Odo with one hand Ryuuk caught the apple with the other and munched away on it greedily.

    "I do believe that you are missing some things, Brig? Here. You'll need this I'm sure." said Rebecca tossing the blonde her belt. Mar thanked her and excused herself for a moment or two. She returned from he bedroom in less than five minutes but she no longer needed to hold her pants up.

    "The rest of your belongings, mum." said Rebecca and she dumpedthe contents of her cloak on the coffee table.

    "How the Hell did he manage to grab all this stuff in five minutes without my noticing it?" wondered Mar.

    "Ivy (Lord Ivanhoe) and I have been trying to figure him out for a very long time, mum. Is everything there, Brig?" asked the redhead and Mar started checking through the pile.

    "Well is it?" she added and Odo cringed in fear.

    "Here. I took this thing as well, Milady." he said and handed over the 'Gundam' vidfile.

    "I seen two of them metal knight suits, mum only they looked just like them pictures there not like those other pictures you showed me." sulked the dwarf and he pointed out the Gundams in the vidfile folder.

    Mar's aizu (eyes) lit up like Greek fires. "Where did you see them, Odo? And when?" cried an ecstatic Brigadier.

    END of Ch 54. Ch 55 soon. Getting interesting eh? Wonder how our heroine’s gonna get outta this one? Read on and r/r/s away as always. Have a wunnerful day and sfn/sys/jm/Kami bless you all for your interest and assistance. Hooble-toodle-doo! Toodles tomos watashi-K&K

    I dickered over this chapter’s titles. Let me know if I got ‘em right eh?

    PS- I really do appreciate all your loyalty and support over the years my tomos watashi all! And you can take that to the bank folks!-K&K

    See ya next blog post. Toodles-K&K

    This next one may be lengthy. Sorry.- K&K

    Cont in Ch 55
    SFN and have a great day. Kami bless you all and see ya soon. Toodles-K&K


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    Here is Part 1 of Ch 55 for ya with pix too. Enjoy it- K&K

    Angel Wings Ch 55 ‘Diplomatic Immunity’/\'Do Ya Feel Lucky?’



    An oldie but a goodie if a lil nonsensical anime film. Three heroes, a merc guy wanderer, a wannabe warrior gal and a sorceress wandering in a desert for water in the far off future either on Terra or some other world. They pass through a death house and …

    AW Ch 55 ‘Diplomatic Immunity’ or ‘Do Ya Feel Lucky?’

    Wow! Kei’s been injured and now that worst of all combat weapons may be in Zorin’s hands- Gundams! Almost as terrifying as the ‘God Guns’ or the Angels’ new toy- the r– whoops! I almost let the neko outta the sack folks! This chapter will put two close tomos at loggerheads with each other and nai it ain’t Vacuumhead and Firebrand either! A pickpocketing passenger will end up saving the day for the Angels and- Kami! I have said too much. Read on loyal and faithful followers of the word:-

    CHAPTER 55

    ‘Diplomatic Immunity’ or ‘Do Ya Feel Lucky?’

    The dwarf was still cringing in fear of the blonde’s repercussions.

    “Sorry I stole that stuff from you, Lady Marley and I won’t never do it again! I swear it!” apologized Odo but Mar could have cared less at that point.

    “Fine. Apology accepted. It’s all forgotten, Odo. Now answer me! Please! Where did you see these things and when?” demanded Mar eagerly.

    “Tell her dammit!” cried Rebecca boxing his ears.

    “In the back of the caverns. It was yesterday, Milady.” he replied.

    “Show us where, Odo. Bring him along, Ryuuk.” ordered the blonde.

    “You show Blondie where those metal suit things are that you saw, my lil tomo or I’ll have Light write ‘your’ name in my book.” promised the shinigami with a growl.

    “Well I think I know where I saw ‘em, Becky–” began the dwarf and Rebecca drew her dagger.

    “Think real hard, Odo or should we get Ivanhoe to ask you?” she said and pointed the dagger at him.

    The dwarf cringed.

    “Oh yeah! Now I remember!” replied Odo and he rapidly whispered directions to Rebecca who noted the coordinates from his explanation into her PDO and showed them to Marlene who nodded.

    By that time they had arrived at the transporter room on Level Seven.

    “Hi there guys. Hullo mum. Going somewhere?” asked Elf Huntress Ari who was today’s transport officer. Mar returned Ari’s salute and smiled.

    “Please beam me, Rebecca, Odo and Ryuuk to those coordinates (Rebecca handed over her PDO to Ari) in the rear of these caverns. Ryuuk, put Odo on on that pad. Rebecca, on the one beside Odo. Ryuuk, stand behind him and I’ll stand behind Rebecca. All set? OK Ari- energize.” ordered the blonde and all four of them vanished and immediately rematerialized in the caverns. Odo glanced around.

    “Up this corridor and past that big hunk of rock, Milady- I think. (Rebecca scowled at him and idly fingered her blade) There should be a side alcove back there and it’s just chocked full of all kinds of junk and crap. Those metal thingies in Lady Marley’s book things are back there too.” mumbled the dwarf. Mar was ecstatic to put it mildly.

    “Do you guys know oro the Hell this means? (Blank stares all around and a grin from the shinigami) We’ve got him! (More confused looks and Ryuuk chuckled) Oakenshield! He’s ours! Zorin’s such a maniac he’s gonna insist on seeing those two Gundams for himself! He’ll come here and we’ll grab him and his merry band of lunatics as well!” she yelled triumphantly.

    Odo was not quite so sure as she and decided to tell her.

    “Lady Marley? Won’t Mr Oakie simply have those things delivered to him the same way we were just delivered here?” pointed out the dwarf nd Mar’s face fell.

    “Of course he will. Good point though Odo. Ryuuk? Can you make it back to the ship on your own?” asked the blonde. Ryuuk appeared insulted.

    “Sure Blondie. Why?” he replied.

    “Go back there and tell Miss Ari to beam us and everything around us in a twenty metre radius back there. Tell her to energize in (Mar glanced at her writstchromo and calculated) five minutes. Go!” she commanded and Ryuuk split. The trio ran to the alcove. Rebecca resheathed her dagger and did a double take.

    “Holy shit! Oro the Hell are those things, mum? Are they- Gundams?” she breathed in awe and Mar nodded grimly.

    “That they are, Becky. That they most certainly are.” she whispered.

    “Lemme borrow this thing, Becky.” said Odo and he yanked out her dagger.

    “Hey!” squealed Rebecca and then she relaxed when she saw he only wanted the dagger to tap on a Gundam’s ‘chest’.

    “Sounds hollow to me. Wonder if there’s anything inside of ‘em?” he asked.

    “Or anyone. Let’s find out. Stand back.” said Marlene and she drew her Mark XII disruptor blaster pistol and charged it. Then she fired three times into the nearest Gundam’s blast shield face plate. In that confined space the roars were deafening. There was no reaction to her trio of energy bolts so Mar cautiously approached the Gundam. Then she activated the locking mechanism and leaped back as a small drawbridge lowered itself- the access ramp. A quick peep inside assured her the Gundam was as empty as Edward Elric’s brother Alphonse’s suit of armour.

    “OK Odo. You and Becky get inside this one and I’ll take the other one. Quickly now so Ari can beam us and these things back to the ship. We only have (Mar squinted at her wristchromo) Christ! Thirty seconds so move your asses!” ordered the tall blonde.

    Odo peered warily inside the ‘monster’ and Becky botted him the rest of the way in before clambering in herself. Mar wasted no time in hopping into the other Gundam.

    “Hit that yellow panel above your head, Becky. That’s the ramp release control. Only a few seconds left now.” called Mar and Becky complied. The ramp snapped shut and the Gundam was sealed. Mar managed to seal her Gundam just in the nick of time.

    Suddenly without warning both Leviathan armoured units shimmered and vanished only to reappear instantly on the ‘LA2’s transporter pads. As soon as Ari saw them she grabbed a plasma rifle and levelled it at the gigantic behemoths. She drew a big sigh of relief, however, when Odo jumped out of one of them and kissed the deck floor. Rebecca emerged behind Odo and Mar scrambled down from the other Gundam.

    “They’re Gundams, Ari. Old Zorin won’t be using these two beauties anytime soon.” chuckled the blonde and then she raised her voice.

    “Harley? It’s me- Angel. I need you to send four security teams to the transporter bays on Seven stat. Why? Because we are gonna bag us an Oakenshield, that’s why. Odo located Oakie’s two Gundams in the deepest recesses of the caverns and we have them both stowed away safely aboard. Z.O. will probably insist on taking possession of them personally (”Aye lassie! That he will!” interrupted Harlock) so we’ll grab him and his playmates when they show up on ‘XANA’ to take delivery. Angel out.” trilled a satisfied Mar.

    The teams were duly dispatched with Lord Ivanhoe in command. Less than three hours later a score (twenty) of Oakenshield’s ‘Elite Guard’ were cooling their heels in the brig while Zorin himself was being interrogated upstairs in the ready room. He was livid with rage and acting like he was the injured innocent bystander.

    “There must be some mistake here, Ladies. You cannot arrest me, Madam Marshall, Madam Brigadier! I have diplomatic immunity! I am Zorin Ryan Oakenshield, Ruler of ‘Romulus’ and ‘Remus’ and I hereby order you to–” he cried out indignantly. The Boss stared at him coolly, lit a cheroot and pointed its tip at him.

    Cont in Part 2
    SFN and have a great day. Kami bless you all and see ya soon. Toodles-K&K


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    Here is Ch 55 pt 2 w/ pix. Enjoy- K&K

    “Ruler of ‘Rom’ and ‘Rem’ eh? (He nodded defiantly) You got diplomatic immunity huh? (Again he nodded and smiled. Kei’s face went dark) You got shit, little man! Under Galactic Law which you seem fond of quoting it clearly states that ‘diplomatic immunity’ only applies if your ass is actually sitting on a planet, world, moon or asteroid. Anywhere else and you’re just a plain old run-of-the-mill felon- a common criminal! This is deep space and your ass is sitting on my starship so that means you are SOL- shit outta luck, tomo!” shouted the redheaded firebrand Hellcat.

    Zorin began sliding his hand towards Rukia’s holstered Mark XIII ion cannon. She was standing beside her prisoner flanked on the other side by Light Yagami and Ryuuk. Light noisily cleared his throat.

    “So? You wanna try and outdraw me, Zorin? (Kei stood and stepped back from the table. Her fingers were poised just centimetres over her own holstered Mark XIII. It looked like the ‘Gunfight at the OK Corral’ back on ancient Terra) Go ahead, Oakie. Whenever ya feel lucky that is. Ya do feel lucky, don’t ya, tomo? (Zorin began to sweat) Well? Do ya, punk?” said the Boss very menacingly and she stared right at the little dictator wannabe.

    Slowly Zorin slid his hand away from Rukia’s Mark and laid both hands flat on the table and smiled.

    “Let’s make us a deal, my dear child, shall we? (Gene, Han and Harlock exchanged amused glances. One thing you never ever did to an Angel was call her a child!) You allow me to escape and in return I will swear on my word of honour never to return to this galaxy in the future. (Kei scowled) My star cruiser is loaded to the gills with gold press Latinum bars. You can even have half of them into the bargain. I realize that you ‘dogs of the military’ (Kome instinctively felt her right cheek. She was remembering the stinging thwack she’d received from the redheaded Amazon when she had once saucily referred to her as ‘Garner’s lapdog’!) don’t make that many credits you know. (If Kei’s looks could kill Zorin Oakenshield would have been in ‘Otherworld’ by now!) Just look the other way, my love (Even Neko and Rukia snickered at that ill chosen remark!) and I swear that–” cajoled the oily Oakenshield but the Boss had had enough of him for one day.

    “Stow it, you whiny toad! That Latinum was tolen from the good folks of ‘Kalufrax’, wasn’t it? Well it’s gonna go right back there to ‘em! OK now you pay attention. (Kei cleared her throat) Zorin Ryan Oakenshield, I hereby place you under arrest larceny, gun running, illegal arms dealings, robbery, embezzlement of public funds, espionage, high treason, inciting a war, attempted homicide, murder (probably- Kei was covering all the bases), resisting arrest (Ichigo and Miroku rubbed their stomachs) and whatever the Hell else I can think of! Book him, Harley!” seethed the fuming redheaded Hellcat.

    Zorin decided to open his big mouth.

    “I have rights dammit! I claim sanctuary! I am an aristocrat! I have diplomatic immuni–” he shouted and then suddenly lunged for Rukia’s Mark! He had it half out of her holster when– ZANG! CRACK!

    “OW! Christ Almighty!” he screamed in agony and clutched his right shoulder. Blood seeped between his fingers from the graze wound caused by the bullet from Revy’s ‘Cutlass’.

    “Damnation! That hurts like Hell! It burns dammit!” he howled.

    “That’s a bullet from a ‘real’ gun, stupid. Not a damned energy bolt or blast from a toy like theirs. You wanna try for two? (Zorin shook his head violently) Then you sit there and behave yourself like a good little boy. He’s all yours, mum.” said Suba (Subaltern) Revy Roberts, a smoking ‘Beretta’ in her fist. Kei bristled with fury and reholstered her own weapon.

    “Mar, the man does have a point, don’t ya think? He does have rights under Galactic Law so read ‘em to him and get his ass the Fxxx outta here dammit!” she commanded and sat down again. The vidphone chirped and Rukia answered it.

    “Hullo? This is Rukia. Huh? Yeah, just a sec, ma’am. Here, mum. It’s for you. It’s ‘Cat’ and she’s got something on the scanners.” said the soul reaper. Kei grabbed the vidphone from her.

    “Yeah ‘Cat’? Kei here. Oro ya got? Uh huh. Ya don’t say? Well lemme think that over for a minute. I’ll trill ya back, kid.” she said and blanked the vidscreen. Suddenly the PA system blared to life.

    “A dozen fighters closing in fast, Boss! Oro are your orders dammit all!” shouted Rally’s voice from the nav room. Kei smiled grimly and touched her comlink earrings.

    “Tell Kome to vaporize the lot of ‘em. Use the ‘railguns’ and that’s an order dammit!” she trilled and Zorin Oakenshield paled.

    “Call ‘em off Zorin and I’ll hve Suba Sawaguchi stand down. Five seconds, tomo. One. Two. Three. Four. Fi–” she began counting and Zorin yelled.

    “Shub Niggurath! Shub Niggurath! Did you hear me? Broadcast that on Band XLCV in the clear and they’ll pull back! Just send it dammit! Please!” he whimpered and at a nod from the Boss Neko did.

    Five minutes later six X-Wing fighters and six TIE (Twin Ion Engine) fighter and their pilots were in custody. As soon as a dejected Zorin Oakenshield had been escorted to a private brig Kome tapped Kei’s shoulder.

    “Boss Lady! He knew! He’s seen or heard of ‘railguns’! That’s why he caved in and surrenderedhis troops to us!” cried the tall strawberry-blonde teenaged Terran girl worriedly. Kei was puzzled.

    “So? He’s heard of ‘em? Who ain’t? Oro of it? Oro difference does it make?” asked a perplexed redhead.

    “Ever since you and the Wing Commander nuked that casino in space a few years ago haven’t they been banned across the galaxy?” suggested Lt Cmdr Joey Bishop, a sometimes pilot but usually ‘Starfleet’ Captain Nerese’s helmsman on the ‘Coriander’. Jon, Gene, Han, ‘Dynamo’ and even Neko Olson started laughing.

    “Oro the Hell’s so frigging funny?” demanded the firebrand.

    “Off the record, mum? (Kei fumed and nodded) We’ve been running ‘railguns’ for years. They’re used as a deterrent rather than as an active weapon. Hell! Even Johnny Berringer had a couple on ‘Starcrusher’ but he never even uncrated the damned things! Mostly we load ‘em up with empty shells fitted with dummy charges. To the best of my knowledge and recollection except for you two fire hazards nobody has even fired one. The threat to do so is usually more than enough to get ya oro ya want.” explained Gene Starwind.

    “However, if Oakbrain’s got a few of ‘em squirrelled away someplace we’d best find ‘em, my Angels. Before somebody else does eh?” drawled Han Solo.

    “Damned right we’d better! I can still remember oro the Hell this dipstick did to an entire space colony with just one of the damned things!” yelled ‘Duchess’ Yuri Donovan.

    “Dammit to Hell, Vacuumhead! It wasn’t my fault!” yelled Kei angrily.

    “Are you trying to say it was my fault, you Airhead?” shouted Yuri.

    “Shut up, Birdbrain!” yelled the Boss.

    “I don’t have to shut up, Dipstick! You shut up!” howled Yuri.

    “Shut the Fxxx up- the pair of ya! If Zorin’s already seen or at least heard of ‘railguns’ don’t that mean that he might already have a few of ‘em? And he sure as Hell won’t be squeamish about using them- right?” yelled Nami Richards. Kei was very annoyed now.

    “Did all of ya forget that the little megalomaniac’s locked up in my brig downstairs?” growled the angry Hellcat.

    “Oro about his two execs?” asked Nyssa innocently.

    “Aye lads and lassies! Oro about Lord Dooku and Grand Admiral Thrawn? They’re just as insane as Oakbrain indeed perhaps more so in fact!” roared Jonathan Harlock.

    “One of ‘em’s probably leading the vanguard of the invasion force too.” observed Rally ‘Cat’ Vincent quietly.

    “Oro invasion force?” cried Brigadier Marlene Angel.

    “The one we just picked up on scan. It’s headed for ‘Romulus’ and it’s huge- a few hundred at least.” agreed Zoe Morton, the Plutonian navvie.

    “Orders Marshall?” demanded a sarcastic Yuri.

    “That’s up to Brigadier Angel, kiddo. This is her ship for the mission’s duration.” replied the redhead.

    Every pair of aizu (eyes) turned to the blonde.

    “Dooku and Thrawn’s expecting a tandem of Gundams, ain’t they? Let’s give ‘em to ‘em with Jon and Neko at their controls. How far’s that fleet from ‘Romulus’ now?” asked Mar.

    “Five days at the most, mum.” answered Rally.

    “How long before we reach ‘Romulus’, Cap?” asked the blonde of Starwind.

    “Three days if I kick in the hyperdrives, Blondie.” replied Gene.

    “Oro’s the next world those raiders will reach?” she asked. Nami spotted it on the vidcharts first.

    “A moon- ‘Aoyama’, ma’am and they’ll reach it in three more days.” reported Nami.

    “And we can be there in a day and a half- thirty-six solar hours, kiddo.” advised Starwind.

    “Make it so, Gene. No matter oro happens Dooku and Thrawn do not repeat not get past ‘Aoyama’, however, better have ‘em evacuate ‘Romulus’ and ‘Remus’ just to play it safe. How soon can we get some back-up here, guys?” asked the svelte interim commander.

    “Four days at least, love. Until then you are on your own, my dear.” said Garner who along with Gooley and Gazelle was temporarily using ‘Yars VI’ for his HQ. They had usedJohn Berringer’s ‘Balsa’ shuttlecraft for the trip with Lt Kallen Steadfast of the ‘Balack Knights’ as their pilot. She had flown them from ‘Alderaan’ to ‘Yars VI’ right after Kei’s shooting demonstrations had ended.

    “Send us as many ships as you can possibly share,sir. We will try and hold them at ‘Aoyama’ until the reinforcements arrive. Angel out.” said the calm, cool and collected no nonsense blonde Brigadier.

    Then she began issuing crisp and efficient orders to her crew. When Mar finally finished the Boss gave a final order.

    “Better prep the ‘God Guns’- just in case.” she intoned grimly and her face was solemn.

    Cont in Part 3
    SFN and have a great day. Kami bless you all and see ya soon. Toodles-K&K


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    Here is Part 3 of Ch 55 w/ pix for ya to enjoy- K&K

    “Kiva? Can you and your crew see to those ‘Kami’ cannons for us? Arigaou (Thanks).” said Mar.

    “Hey! Why Mr Harley and Miss ‘Kitty Kat’, Auntie Marlene? hy do they get to fly those Gundams? Why can’t me and Caggie do it instead?” demanded a pouting Flay Allster while Cagalli Yula Athna stared at the ceiling.

    “Hae ye two ‘gossoons’ (infants, children in Gaelic) ever even ’seen’ a Gundam before let alone flown one? Well? Hae ye?” shouted Jon Harlock. Both shook their heads.

    “Well Jon and I have used them before and they ain’t so easy to handle, kids.” said Neko Olson.

    Flaysie wanted to know oro a ‘gossoon’ was so Ed Elric told her. She fumed and whispered to Cagalli who just chuckled.

    “Hey! Pirate dude! You can’t call us babies darn it!” yelled a defiant Flay.

    “Ye are babies to us ye know!” roared the pirate his patience at last exhausted.

    “Go to Hell ya old geezer!” howled Flay. Thwack! Flay started to sob and rubbed her jaw which was already showing a red welt.

    “You watch that mouth of yours, young lady! I do not want to hear that kind of language from you again! Edward! Edwrd Elric!” cried Pinato ‘Granny’ Rockabell.

    “Brother? Are you in trouble again?” chortled Alphone Elric, Ed’s younger brother who resembled one of Lord Falco’s knights in armour.

    “I didn’t do nothing, Granny! Honest! Oro did I do, ma’am?” cried Ed.

    “Bring me the soap, Edward! Alphonse! The strap please! Winry, come here! You are coming with me, young lady!” she cried grabbing Flaysie’s ear and leading her away towards the restrooms. Cagalli blocked her path.

    “Fun’s fun Gran but Flaysie’s a big girl now. She’s sorry for cussing so tae your damned hands off her dammit!” yelled Caggie. Wham! A right hook from Winry Rockabell knocked her into the bulkhead wall.

    “You can’t talk to my grandmother like that you little bitch!” shreiked the angry blonde who towered over Athna. Sesshomaru seized her from behind and cuffed them both soundly.

    “Bring both of ‘em Mr Sess and follow me. We may need more soap.” said Granny.

    Nat and Zoe joined the group to accompany Granny, Caggie, Flaysie and Winry into the ladies’ room while Ed, Al, Sess and Tracey Edwards waited in the corridor. Granny was almost ready to dole out the punishments and Ed and Al knew what that meant from bitter experiences as kids!

    Inside the restroom Granny turned to Nat and Zoe.

    “Down with their britches, ladies. Winry please assume the position. You know what to do.” ordered Pinako quietly.

    Winry nodded and obediently dropped her trousers and bent across a table while Granny dministered the first part of her unishment for swearing. Then she shoved a bar of foul smelling soap into her opened mouth. Both ‘Archangelites’ were in shock!

    When Granny turned her back fo a moment Winry yanked out the soap and whispered to Cag and Flay.

    “Just do it girls. It’ll be over with before ya know it. Soap’s the worst part. Gran’s not as strong as she used to be so the strap doesn’t hurt like it used to back home.” she suggested and then stuck the soap back in her mouth as Granny faced them again.

    “No way in Hell am I–” screeched Flaysie and Zoe said “Yeah way.” and she yanked down Flaysie’s pants while Nat did the same thing to Caggie.

    “It’s for your own good, kids. Didn’t Mommy ever teach you two any manners? You’ll thank us for this one day ya know.” intoned Lt Cmdr Nat as Granny applied the strap to their pantied bottoms- with vigour. Winry giggled. Then the other two got the ’soap banquet’ as well.

    Fifteen minutes later Caggie, Flaysie and Winry returned to the ready room- chastised, ashamed and sore all over but wiser. Cagalli had been appointed the trio’s spokesman.

    “We apologize for our behaviour, mum and we promise it will never happen again, Brigadier Angel.” said Caggie with a very sharp salute. Mar returned the salute.

    “See that it doesn’t, Subbies.” growled the blonde. Flaysie stifled a giggle.

    “You made a teensy mistake there, ma’am. Caggie, Winry and me are all lieutenants.” corrected Flaysie.

    “Not anymore you aren’t. The three of you are hereby demoted to Sub-Ensigns effective immediately. Furthermore you are all confined to quarters until I decide otherwise. Dismissed.” replied Mar quietly.

    The young trio looked dazed. “Ye heard the orders did ye not? Ye be dismissed so scat!” rumbled Jonathan Harlock. Winry stamped her foot, Cagalli saluted and Flaysie started bawlin again, however, scat they did. Marlene sat down wearily.

    “Now that that’s all over with I will repeat my last order. Jon and Neko will pilot the Gundams. Kome and her crew will man the ‘railguns’ and Commander Villa will temporarily be in charge of the bridge weapons. I think our best course of action is for our gun crews to familiarize themselves with their new toys. Kiva and her gang will be in charge of prepping our ‘God Guns’ just in case the ‘G Boys’ decide we have to use the darn things. Does anyone have any other questions?” said Mar and Nami Richards pointed to a tunnel shaped vortex on her PDO’s vid starchart.

    “Oro is that thing, ma’am?” she asked wonderingly.

    END of Ch 55. Ch 56 soon. Getting interesting eh? Wonder how our heroine’s gonna get outta this one? Read on and r/r/s away as always. Have a wunnerful day and sfn/sys/jm/Kami bless you all for your interest and assistance. Hooble-toodle-doo! Toodles tomos watashi-K&K

    I dickered over this chapter’s titles. Let me know if I got ‘em right eh?

    PS- I really do appreciate all your loyalty and support over the years my tomos watashi all! And you can take that to the bank folks!-K&K

    See ya next blog post. Toodles-K&K

    This next one may be lengthy. Sorry.- K&K

    Thought you’d like to see a rare pix of the very first Lovely Angel. Meet Iris who later believing herself and her dead partner Molly betrayed by both Garner and the 3WA became the infamous assassin Lady Flair. She relented at the end and saved Garner’ life as well as the current Angels- Kei and Yuri. Like Mayes Hughes of FMA who was posthumously promoted to Brigadier General she was posthumously restored as a senior 3WA tro-con and buried with full honours at Garner’s insistence. Hughes’ promotion after death was part of a massive military cover-up but Iris’s was a totally honourable one.



    Meet Nammo (right) the lil machine R2D2 that keeps the LA2’s systems running smoothly.


    Meet Mugghi in her kitten form. This huge almost 7 foot tall nekomata that has been genetically engineered sometimes is responsible for keeping the LA2 in motion with Nammo’s assistance of course. Mugghi is a very capable pilot and gunner. Each of the two Angels has one of each. Soon there will be another pair of Mugghi/Nammos. One set for the LA1 (Yuri’s ship), one for the LA2 (Kei’s ship) and one for the brand new LA3 (To be Marlene Angel and Kome Sawaguchi’s ship very soon). Thought you’d like to see what they looked like. I couldn’t find a pix for Mugghi in her normal sized form. She’s a bit like Kirara in that she can shape shift. So can Neko Olson but she hardly ever does. Like Yoruichi on Bleach who now seems to prefer her human ‘gigai’ form to that of the neko she was when we first encountered him/her. Yoruichi is a female human but a male cat- go figure eh?



    How do you folks like the story thus far? I am in the process of maybe getting i published after I cahange a few things for the greedy copywrighter thieves that is. My query is- will it be as popular as a book as it’s been as a fanfiction and blog post? Will it sell? Comments?-K&K

    How do ya like the pix? Now that I've learned how to add 'em look for lots!

    Cont in Ch 56
    SFN and have a great day. Kami bless you all and see ya soon. Toodles-K&K


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    Told ya it might be lengthy but I got pix this time gang! Ch 56- Part 1 of ?

    Angel Wings Ch 56 'Nova Hellsing Returns'/'Change of Plans'

    Here's that pix from last post again. Hint- she stole a 3WA ship when she quit the 3WA.



    OK This is Lily (Langtry) who was Kei and Yuri's temporary partner during the Waldess incident in DP Flash/Act I. She only wanted to think about dating and her fashions and was no use whatsoever on the case. n fact she got taken hostage by one of the perps! She soon tired of the 3WA and quit taking one of their cruisers with her! In Xmas and Wings I made her Ella Hathway's new rookie trainee after she repeated at the Academy I should add. Was she any good? Ella had no complaints.

    Now here's the mystery pix for this post. Hint- DPF/Act III/Winners in Summer Colours/he made life a living Hell for our duo especially Yuri!

    Look familiar? Yuri loathed him and hated this assignment and they got him back at the end too!



    Wow! Kei's been injured and now that worst of all combat weapons is in Zorin's cronies' hands- Gundams! Almost as terrifying as the 'God Guns' or the Angels' new toy- the r-- whoops! I almost let the neko outta the sack folks! This chapter will put two close tomos at loggerheads with each other and nai it ain't Vacuumhead and Firebrand either! Some old tomos return and the Boss decides to go to ?

    ANGEL WINGS

    DISCLAIMER: OK ‘Dynamo’ darlin’, it’s all yours. First I wanna thank Mr T for the use of his Angels and stuff. Then I wanna thank everyone else who has been allowing us to use their creations here like Thom Beers for the use of his ice road truckers Hugh, Drew, Rick, Eric, Alex and Bear. I took the liberty of naming the 3WA academy in Furool City on Shimougou after Mr Haruka Takachiho in honour of his creations- the Angels. How was that, Yuri? Great, kiddo. Oh hai it sure was, Kei! Now since we left ya up in the air last time let’s get to Ch 56 without any further meandering, shall we? Why is Zack Zero back and oro does he want with Suba Marina Oki? Can Mandy keep her big mouth shut? A hint re the titles- Aw do ya expect me to spoil it for ya? Oro does this all mean? We’ll find out momentarily gang. The Boss Red Marshall’s on the warpath again! Here ’tis:-

    CHAPTER 56

    'The Nova Hellsing Returns' or 'Change of Plans'

    Mar glanced at Nami's PDO and all at once her face brightened.

    "Crap! How did I ever forget that? The 'Adonis Arch'! Gene? Doesn't that come out somewhere near 'Shalimar Crossing'?" she asked eagerly.

    "Even better than that Contessa. The 'Arch' comes out at--" drawled Han Solo.

    "The 'Seretai Slide'!" cried Gene Starwind, Villa and Jimbo Hawking together.

    "You got it. That'll shave an entire solar day off ou jaunt to 'Romulus'." drawled Han.

    "It'll take us to the other sie of 'Remus', love." explained Villa when Kome lookd confused.

    Hurriedly Mar tapped a fresh set of coordinates into Nami's PDO while Gene and Han looked on.

    "There. That is the fastest route I know to 'Adonis'. Input these into the nav comp, Nami. (Nami disappeared into the nav room) Let's get going, Cap. I may as well use this ready room as my command centre. Han, the bridge comm is all yours. Get this ship to 'Romulus' with all possible speed. Dismissed." said the blone with finality and she sat down at the conference table. Kome was already seated at the desk before the hitherto unseen firing controls for the dreaded 'railguns'. Kei had gone to check out their new 'toy'- the 'railgun'.

    "Shit! She's like a kid in a candy store whenver she finds out about a new weapon." said Mar with a grin.

    "Yup. She's a lot like 'Kitten' in tht regard, ma'am." agreed Rally 'Cat' Vincent. Suddenly Mar felt the hairs prickle on the nape of her neck. Then she relaxed and pointed.

    "The apples are down the hllway in the break room, Ryuuk." she said.

    "Much obliged, Blondie." replied the horrifying death god who was hovering behind the blonde. He flew off in search of his 'apple fix'.

    Next door Gene had just set the 'LA2' on 'George' and turned to face Solo who was standing behind his chair.

    "Something on your mind, old buddy?" drwled Han.

    "Yeah pirate I was just wondering where the Hell Reds sent my 'Star', who has her and why?" replied Starwind.

    "Dunno any of those answers partner. Sorry." drawled the ex-smuggler. The squawk box suddenly came to life.

    "Legato's got the 'Outlaw Star' and a team of fighters went along with him. Their mission is to locate Thrawn and Dooku's armada and get their fleet to chase the 'Star' back to 'Remus' sort of like a decoy, Cap. That's why we have to get to 'Remus' ourselves- fast. Zack Zero's 'Liberator' and the 'Black Knights' are headed on an intercept course from the opposite direction. If all goes as planned we'll have those raiders in a crossfire. Reinforcements have been dispatched to both 'Romulus' and 'Remus' by the 'ISSP' ('Inter Solar Systems Police') and the 'Galactic High Command' so you guys just concentrate on getting us to our rendezvous point as quickly as you can. Steady as she goes, boyos. If you see Villa, send him in here. I need him to explain about 'railguns' to at and Kome's crew. He told Nami he'd used 'em before on your ship, Gene. Keep me posted and advise me when we reach the 'Arch'. Angel out." said Mar tossing down her PA mike.

    "Villa should be here soon and he'll show you how to use those things, kids." she said and went back to studying the vid manuals for the Mark XXXII long rang ion cannon. And eleven levels below them--

    "Holy Mother of Christ! Will ya look at that bloody thing! I could swear it don't show up anywhere on my 'Angel's schematics!" cried Kei while she stared upwards at a gigantic pair of gleaming white Kelvinite cylinders. The Boss was standing on a catwalk above SubLevel Three. From there the huge monstrosities stretched all the way up the ship's atrium to Surface Level Nine and all the way down to the very bottom of the ship.

    "Maybe they were left off the blueprint diagrams on purpose, Miss Hellfire. Their range must be awesome. (Villa pointed below them) See those extra dual afterburners? (Kei squinted and nodded) I'll lay even money on those being the back blast exhaust ports of those things. Their backblasts must be pretty close to forty K (thousand) kilos (kilometres. A kilometre is close to three-quarters of a mile so you do the math) Better keep this ship a full hundred K kilos ahead of the rest of the convoy unless your bosses are fond of fricaseed space cruisers, mum." said Villa who was Gene's gunner on the 'Star'. Temporarily he had Lt Nat's job as bridge weapons officer. He pointed upwards to Surface Level Four far above them.

    "See that massive anti-grav trolley and its crane system up there, love? (The redhead frowned and nodded again) That must be the loader assembly so those hatches must be the breech portals. Hey! Is that crosscorridor up on Six oro the Hell I think it is, Miss Hellfire?" breathed Villa in awe.

    "Yeah. That's the 'God Gun', me old boyo. I take it these beauties (she pointed to the cylinders) are my 'railguns'?" asked the Boss.

    "That they are, Miss Hellfire but I never saw any of this size before." replied Villa. Something inside his jacket chirped and he reached inside for his comlink pen. None of the men aboard used comlink earrings not even the pirates)

    "Yeah? Villa here. Oro? Right-o. Be there in half a mo, mate. Villa out." he trilled and saluted the redhead beside him who of course ignored the salute.

    "Gott go, kid. Duty calls. The Contessa (Brigadier) needs me topside stat." he said.

    "Off you go then and thanks for the tour, Villa. Catch ya later, kiddo." replied Kei. Villa grinned and double-timed over to the lift. Kei decided to climb the long spiral gantryway stairs to Surfae Level Four. She wanted a close-up gander at a 'railgun' shell.

    "Holy shit! Each one must be half the length of the ship itself! A salvo (eight rounds) of these babies along with our two Gundams should do the trick nicely! Dooku and Thrawn- hang onto your asses! We're a-comin' for ya!" she shouted.

    "Boss Reds? Everything OK down there, ma'am?" shouted Goat Smith from the balcony on Level Seven.

    "Yeah. Just fine and dandy, Goat. Sorry if I startled ya, boyo. Is the dip-- Wing Commander with you?" yelled the redhead through her cupped hands. Apparently she'd forgotten her comlinks were on her ears and Goat had forgotten his was in his pocket.

    "That's a negatory, Boss Reds. She's in the star room watching out for the bad guys." shouted Smith from above.

    "I'm going back to my quarters. Ask the Brigadier to meet me there tout sweet onegai (please)." yelled Kei.

    "Roger and willco, ma'am. Consider it done." cried Goat and he left to find the blonde.

    Several levels down in the docking bays a 'death warmed over' dude who could rival Ryuuk for 'ugliest thing of the year' award looked on curiously.

    "Why the Hell do we all have to have these comlink things, Police Girl? Jersey Smith and the Red Demon don't seem to either use or need them." observed Alucard. He and Vicky were prepping the 'Nova Hellsing' for flight. Seras 'Police Girl' Victoria wiped a greasy hand across her forehead and stood up. Her flight suit coveralls were filthy with grease and muck.

    "Nothing that woman does seems to make any sense, Master. (She raised her voice and shouted up the companionway) Try firing up the warp core now, Walter. I've tightened up all the connections down here so it should work." she told her 'stand-in' pilot.

    Cont in Part 2
    SFN and have a great day. Kami bless you all and see ya soon. Toodles-K&K


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    Told ya it might be lengthy but I got pix this time gang! Ch 56- Part 2 of ?

    "Captain?" trilled a husky female voice.

    "Yes? Oro is it, Integra?" trilled Vicky. Usually Sir Integra Winifred Van Helsing was both Vicky and Al's boss at 'Hellsing Group' but that was back on Terra. Kei had long since promoted Vicky to Captain and given her command of a captured 'Zenobian' star cruiser which Vicky had promptly christened the 'Nova Hellsing' and chosen her vampire 'Master' Alucard as her executive officer. Walter who was 'Hellsing's manager she made her gunner and Integra had been placed in charge of communications. The two 'Jersey Jerks' Jamie Wilson and Goat Smith she had reluctantly accepted as cooks. Big Spike Miroku was her security chief and the 'Gung Ho Gun' from 'Gunsmoke' Dominique the Cyclops had become her navigator. Engineerin was another matter entirely. Donnatella and Cyborg along with lackfire and Raven had all been assigned to other ships. Neko Olson had been tapped by the 'Deadly Dynamic Duo' for a special secret mission (Gundam pilot) so Junpei the big hunter of elves had been made her chief engineer. Genie the tall swordswoman treasure seeker and 'Stun Gun' Milly Thompson from 'Gunsmoke' were his assistants. Her pilot had been Legato Bluesummers with Han Solo as co-pilot but the Contessa Brigadier had already grabbed them for other duties so Walter was the ship's temporary pilot. So far he had no co-pilot.

    "Sorry Miss Victoria but the motors will not start." trilled an apologetic Walter.

    "Oro the Fxxx is wrong with this piece of God-forsaken shit!" yelled the svelte captain angrily.

    "Captain! I really must ask you to watch your language, Police Girl. You used the forbidden word again." scolded Alucard.

    "Sorry Master. Junpei! You're the chief engineer! Oro the Hell's wrong with my ship?" demanded Vicky.

    "How the Hell should I know, girl! I only know how to fix tanks! I sure wish Ryosko was here! That kid can fix anything! Yo! Fatass! Did ya get the power working yet? The Vampire Queen's bitching that her radios ain't working!" shouted Junpei.

    "Hey! Brunhilda! Ya figure out why we can't get this piece of junk to work yet?" yelled the elf hunter.

    "Junpei! Stop insulting Genie and Milly! They are both doing their best. They don't know anything more about these beasts than you do." said a small puppy dog in Starfire's arms.

    "Sorry Lady Celsia. I apologize but dammit all I'm a mechanic not an engineer! Milly! Try beatin' on that grey thing up there with a hammer!" suggested the chief engineer.

    "Don't do that! You'll blow up the blasted ship!" howled Starfire's companion a three metres tall raptor- a Triceraton named Dynamo.

    He grabbed Milly's just before she struck the ship's dilythium converter catalyst.

    "Oro seems to be the problem here, kiddies?" he growled.

    "The Queen of Mean up there keeps bitching her power's too damned low to run her toys and this crappy bucket of bolts won't start, Mr Dynamo!" complained Junpei.

    The huge dinosaur-like alien glanced at the gauge beneath the catalyst and chuckled.

    "You're out of fuel, boy!" he growled.

    "Dilythium crystals?" asked Integra who'd come down to see why her power had just totally conked out. She stuck a cigar in hermout and went to light it when--

    "Yes and they are highly explosive Lieutenant Van Helsing so no smoking down here!" yelled Dynamo.

    "That explains why the ship is not yet running. Why don't I have any power for my vidcomm systems?" she askd.

    "Same reason, ma'am. Your power comes from that same fuel. Somebody go get some fuel cells from the supply room." ordered the raptor.

    "I will get them, sir!" squealed Starfire excitedly.

    "Don't go in the supply room without a hard suit!" called Walter from the companionway. The tall violet-maned Tamaranian girl yanked open the door of the air-tight chamber and went inside. Naturally as with all air-tight chambers the portal sealed shut behind her. Sensing a new contaminant (Starfire) in the anti-matter field the automatic sensors sprayed the chamber with 'Thoron' a toxic acidic gas. Had Star been human she would already be dead. Her Tamaranian metabolism saved her from the toxicity but not the acid. It did not effect her body, however, her clothing immediately disintegarated trapping a suddenly au natural Starfire inside!

    "Oh Christ! Rangiku! Flood the fuel supply room with 'Nalcyon' quickly!" cried Vicky. Rangiku was the 'Nova Hellsing's personal 'CC' computer program. She speedily complied with Vicky's orders and the 'Nalcyon' countered the 'Thoron' allowing Dynamo to unseal the chamber door. He then hit the release panel but nothing happened. He frowned and tried again and again. Still nothing. He tried forcing it open but the portal still held. Vicky started to worry.

    "Starfire? We cannot get the door open so I'm sending for help. Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of there." soothd Vicky.

    "I know you cannot open this door and I know why, Auntie Vicky!" sobbed a distraught Starfire.

    "Oro? Why?" asked a confused Dynamo.

    "Because I am holding the door shut and I am a lot stronger than I look, sir." blubbered the tall Tamaranian.

    "You stupid dumbass birdbrain! Why ar ya doing that dammit? Let Dynamo open up the damned door!" roared Junpei.

    "I'm sorry, Mr Junpei, sir but I cannot do that! I don't have any clothes on!" shreiked Starfire.

    "The acid in the 'Thoron'. Of course, the acid. It disintegrated her clothing but not her body. A Tam's metabolism is different from a human's." explained Dynamo.

    "Honey? There should be a locker in there with a flight suit and some deck boots. Go and look." said Vicky.

    "I cannot, Auntie Vicky! If I let go of it the door will be open and all of you will see me in my birthday suit!" she whimpered.

    "Nobody's going to see you, Star. I have locked the door again out here so it won't open until I unlock it again and I won't do that until you say you're ready. OK?" coaxed Vicky.

    "OK. I'll go and look, Auntie. (A few minutes passed) There's a diving suit and a helmet ( a deep space hard suit) in here, Auntie Vicky but nothing else at all!" sobbed Star.

    "Fine. Just climb into that suit. You don't need the helmet, dear. Just the hard suit." said Vicky. A few minutes later Starfire told Vicky she was ready and at a nod from the captain Dynamo unlocked and released the door. Vicky pulled it open and Starfire collapsed into her arms. She and Junpei assisted the girl to a table and sat her down on it.

    "She can barely move in this thing and it's crushing her! Integra, go rep up some clothes for her. Starfire? Auntie Integra's gone to get you some clothes. We'll help you out of this thing in the ladies' room when she comes back, Honey. Then you can get changed." said Seras Victoria. Integra returned a dumped a load of clothing on the table.

    "Here. I hope Rangiku got Star's sizes right. I repped up a schoolkid's uniform, socks, shoes and underwear." explained Integra.

    With Milly and Genie helping Vicky got Starfire into the restroom and out of thehard suit. Starfire, however, insisted on getting dressed in the shower room. She returned a few minutes later blushing a little.

    "I have gotten so used to pants that a skirt somehow makes me seem only half dressed." said Star.

    "Go grab Lady Celsia (the 'puppy dog' was in reality an elven queen who had accidentally trapped herself in that shape with her own spell), go back to your on room and wear whatever the Hell you want." said a thoroughly exasperated Vicky. She hated playing babysitter yet that was the job she had usually gotten stuck with before her promotion.

    "Genie, get into a hard suit and anti-grav boots and get some 'dy' cells for us. Dynamo will show you how to load them into the catalyst." ordered the svelte captain.

    An hour later with a fully loaded fuel catalyst and a fully charged-up power system Walter fired up the warp core and powerd up the main thruster units. The 'Nova Hellsing' pulsed with light and energy like a living thing.

    "Success, Madam Captain!" cried the usually morose and taciturn vampire hunters' manager and accountant. Walter was a vampire slayer in his own right as well.

    Cont in Part 3
    SFN and have a great day. Kami bless you all and see ya soon. Toodles-K&K


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