Thread: Dirty Pair Fanfiction

Here is Part 2 of Ch 31 for ya and that's it for today folks. Enjoy and SFN-K&K





"But why didn't we all show up at the same time and in the same place?" she wondered aloud. Kei 1 downed another shot. "I think I can answer that one, kids." she said. Our namesakes from our past messed up the 'Kronos' project in AD 2140. That opened a rift in the space/time continuum which caused our godson (Keitarou Riff) to jump from AD 2268 to AD 2250! When you kids left Terra oro was the year?" asked the redhead. Mako looked at her and said "1983 ma'am. And we aren't kids!" Kei 1 grinned. "Then just oro the jigoku are you? You're 12 year old pre-teens for Kami's sake!" she said. "Now our chief has told us that the 'Kronos' project will not be repaired completely until the week after our New Year's (AD 2251). We're hoping that when that rift is closed, everyone will return automatically to their own spaces and times. Our two namesakes arrived with one time lord on that TARDIS and Keitarou, our godson, arrived on that one with the other time lord. We have a freighter pilot named Han Solo aboard and a group of space 'cowboys' or bounty hunters from the 'Bebop' aboard as well. The 'Bebop' is their ship's name. They are all from this current time. The mall security chief, Spike Miroku and Legato Bluesummers, our assistant pilot are also from AD 2250. We are now bound for Kagura, a planet in the Orion Nebulae to celebrate the New Year. So, Zoe and Leila, four more places for meals and yet another 'beastie' for Jamie to feed." she said. Yuri 1 whispered to her anxiously.

"Where the oni are we going to put them?" she asked urgently. Kei 1 frowned. "You and Kome can take one in with you. Mar and I can take one in with us. Faye already has Serena and Ed. Leila can take one and Zoe can take the other one, OK?" she asked. Yuri 1 nodded and clapped her hands together. "OK girls, listen up! These are the sleeping arrangements for you. Kome and I will take Ami in with us. Rei, you're in with Mar and Kei. Mina, you're in with Leila and Mako, you're in with Zoe. Now, it's way past your bedtime so we will take you to your rooms as soon as you finish eating." said Yuri 1, picking up the four backpacks (which she found to contain nothing more lethal than clothing, flashlights, mangas, school books, junk food and radios.), and returning them to their owners. Zoe and Leila cleared away the dishes before joining Kei 1 and Yuri 1 to escort their four newest arrivals to their respective rooms.

"Did anybody remember o bring their jammies along?" asked Yuri 1 sweetly. The scouts stared at her with a mixture of amazement and confusion! "She means pajamas kids." explained Kei 1. The four scouts shook their heads. "Don't worry, we have plenty of night stuff, slippers and kimonos on hand for you guys." said Yuri 1 brightly. "OK Serena, you can go back to bed now Honey." she added. Seeing five puzzled and perplexed expressions, Kei 1 said "She gets like this around kids, girls. But she's really quite harmless." Yuri 1 looked daggers at her superior. "I'll get you back for that one, Kei!" she whispered.

Then they handed over Mina and Mako to Leila and Zoe respectively which left only Ami and Rei still with the two tro-cons. "Come with me Ami." said Yuri 1, throwing open the door to her quarters which she shared with Kome. She indicated the bunk beside her own. "You sleep there dear. (She pointed out the closet and bureau) Kimonos are in there (closet). Jammies and underthings are in there (bureau). Bathroom's over there, the last door on the right. The middle door is Kome's room. Onegai don't go in there. Good night Ami." said Yuri 1, bidding Kei 1 good night and closing the hallway doors.

"Looks like you're stuck with us, kid." said Kei 1, hustling Rei down the hall to her own quarters. She threw open the outer door and the farthest inner door on the left. She pointed to a neatly made bunk beside a very sloppy one. "OK, Rei, you bunk there, kid. Pointing to an untidy heap in the closet covered with weapon manuals, she said "Kimonos and pajamas are in there somewhere. Underthings are in that thing (chest of drawers beside closet). Bathroom's the middle door. The door on starboard (right) is Marlene's room. Stay out of there. Morning seems to come pretty quick 'round here. At least when you can get some! Good night kid." she said, dropping heavily onto her own bunk. Eventually, both the CO and the Exec dropped off into slumber.

Here's Part 3 of Ch 31 for ya-K&K




Meanwhile, Zoe and leila had settled their charges for the night and then turned in themselves. At long last, peace finally reigned aboard the 'Lovely Angel 2'. (Wanna bet!) One flight down on Level 2, in the center of the rec room an opening suddenly formed in midair! A tall and very fierce looking teenaged boy with a long mane of silvery white hair and cute doggie ears on either side of his handsome head, poked out first a paw with long wicked talons and then his head before stepping into the room! "Kagome! I don't think we're in Sengoku Jidai (the warring states era of old feudal Japan back on Terra. Sometime around the 16th Century or thereabouts.) anymore! Hey! Miroku! Sango! Kouga! Shippou! Get the lead out! Grab the wench and get over here quick! I think this thing's closing!" he yelled. Five of the most unusual characters imaginable followed him out of the vortex. First was a teenaged monk. Next came a black haired teenaged girl clad in black carrying a huge bone weapon. Then came a six year old kitsune youkai (fox boy demon), a 2-something male wolf youkai (wolf demon) and finally a 15 year old raven headed schoolgirl in similar attire to Serena and her scouts except that her outfit was white trimmed with green, her tie was red and her skirt a deep Kelly green.

"Inu Yasha! Where are we? This isn't the well in our temple!" she complained (Her name was Kagome Higurashi). "How the Hell should I know,wench!" yelled the first boy, the one with the doggie ears. "We appear to be on some sort of conveyance similar to the airplane thing that we rode on last month with Kagome but somehow it is different." said Sango, the female demon slayer. The kitsune ran to the observation ports and peered outside. "It's dark out there, really dark! Don't worry Kagome! If you're afraid Inu Yasha will protect you! He loves you Kago-- OW!" he yelled when the hanyou (Inu Yasha the half dog demon/half human) crashed a fist into the top of his skull. "Keep your Kami shimatta mouth shut, ya little furball!" he yelled.

"Perhaps we should all try to be a little quieter guys. It appears from the stillness that the inhabitants of this thing have already retired for the night." said the monk, Miroku. "You may be right Miroku but if the wake up I'll just kill them!" said Kouga the wolf youkai, gnashing his fangs. "Nai, you won't either, Kouga! You and Inu Yasha will behave yourselves for once!" said Kagome.

"Hey you guys! There's food and stuff back here!" yelled Shippou the kitsune boy. He had discovered the larder and fridges behind the bar. Only the tip of his bushy tail was visible. "Funny looking water here, Inu Yasha. Strange words too! T-U-L-L-A-M-O-R-E D-E-W,JAME-S-ONS, CUTTY SARK, V-O-D-K-A, WHIS-KEY, GIN, RUM, BEER, SAKEE---" Shippou had been spelling out the words on the labels of the bottles he had found when the monk interrupted him. "Sake! Hand that bottle up here, Shippou!" said Miroku. "Kagome and I will try some of that beer. We had some on the airplane!" said Sango, hiking up and over the counter to grab some glasses. "Hey kagome! This stuff says 'Irish' on it but it ain't green! It's gold! Tastes funny too! Hey Furball! Gimme a bottle of that funny looking water!" yelled the hanyou. Shippou handed Inu Yasha a bottle of vodka!

"That's not water, you bakas!" screamed kagome, making a grab for the bottle. Too late! Inu Yasha had swallowed half a fifth in one pull! Kouga had discovered that by mixing rum with gin made a sweet and sticky drink that tasted like salad oil! He also washed down the odd taste with vodka! "Hey! Ramen!" yelled Shippou, crowing with delight at his discovery. "Gimme that, runt!" yelled Inu Yasha, yanking the container out of his paws. Shippou soon tired of rummaging through the cabinets behind the bar. He speedily found the ship's PA system's intercom mike!

"Hey Kagome! Is this for saving tunes like your tape thingy?" screamed the kitsune, his finger on the 'transmit' button. Upstairs Yuri 1 slept on, snoring merrily away, oblivious to the intruders. Not so her fearless leader Kei 1, however, who shot bolt upright in her bunk! "Oro the F was that! Don't tell me that Ed's playing with the intercom system now!" As the sounds were not repeated she laid back down. "Yuri must be talking in her sleep again, the airhead!" she thought.

"Shippou!! Put that thing down before you wake up everyone on this darn ship! Hey guys! This must be a spaceship of some kind that we're on! I wonder who it belongs to?" said Kagome, who had taken the mike from Shippou. "Yes kagome, that is a good question. Who does own this fine conveyance of transport?" asked Miroku.

"That would be me hazu!" boomed a loud stentorian voice quite close to them as the room was suddenly flooded with illumination! Kagome and Miroku turned in that direction and stared in disbelief! Shippou took one look, squealed and scampered into Kagome's backpack. Sango, who had put down her hiraikoysu, was gripping the hilt of her katana tightly! Kouga and Inu Yasha had both passed out in each others' arms.

"First, it was 'Alice in Wonderland", then it was the 'Wizard of Oz'! Oro now, 'The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe'? Who the F are you and oro are you doing on my Kami shimatta starship?!" A fiery redhead with jade green aizu was facing them with a wicked looking weapon (Mark XIII ion cannons) in each fist! Both cannons were aimed at Kagome, Miroku and Sango. "Oro is this, Hall-o-we'en? We just got through with Kurisumasu (Christmas), didn't we? One of you bakas had better start talking or I start blasting!! I'm starting to get just a little sick and tired of being woken up at shi (4) in the morning!" yelled Kei 1.

She trilled Yuri 1 on her comlink. "Hey Vacuumhead! More visitors in our rec room! Get down here!" Then Kei 1 noticed Sango's weapons. "OK Sweetheart! Hai, you in the black jammies! Lose the katana and the hiraikotsu (she had retrieved her bone boomerang and slung it across her back) across your shoulders now!" Kagome signaled an 'OK' to Sango who shucked off her bone weapon and let it slide to the floor. Then she drew her katana and tossed it to the floor as well. Miroku dropped his monk's staff. Kagome stepped forward and tendered her bow and quiver of arrows to Kei 1, then laid them on the floor at her feet. "We mean you no harm, ma'am. You see--" she began to explain. "Don't tell me, let me guess! You were traveling through time and hey presto! you wound up here! Right?" said the redhead.

Kagome nodded dumbly. "Inu Yasha! Kouga! Come over here please." she called. "What do you want now, wench?" yelled Inu Yasha who tripped over Kouga and promptly passed out again! Kouga couldn't move a muscle! "Are we dead?" he wailed. "They are a bit under the weather, Miss." said the monk. "They're loaded!" amended Kagome. Miroku walked over to the svelte redhead. "Kawaii (Lovely) lady, would you do me the honour of bearing my children?" he asked, grabbing Kei 1's derriere. WHAM! Miroku went flying into the bulkhead backwards, propelled by Kei 1's powerful right foot! "Dirty old lech! You're worse than Caldy (see DP Flash/Mission 2 for details)!" she exploded. "Tell me something, kid Are all of your tomos nuts?" demanded Kei 1.

END OF CHAPTER 31.

Well up next will be the adventures of the newcomers and like they say 'you ain't seen nothing yet!' Please read/review.

See ya soon-K&K

Gets a bit confusing now. Owing to your 10K post rule I have to break up the chapters between posts. Ch 32 was already divided in Parts One, Two and Three so I will refer to each post as Ch 32-Part 1, 2 or 3 (First, Second or Third post) to avoid further confusion. Anyway enjoy the story and toodles-K&K

First post

Chapter 32

"Of Demons, Sailors, Saiyaans, Mikos, Ninjas and Samurais" or "Can an Angel Ever Become a

Lady?- Wanna Bet!" (Part One)

DISCLAIMER: OK Legato, you do it this time. Well, let me see here. We want to domo arigato Haruka-San for everything he lets us do with his Lovely Angels and we also thank everyone else who lets us use their creations for our ff. That OK, Boss? Hai, Legato, you got it! That will do us nicely. Now at the end of Chapter 31 Kei had just asked Kagome if all of her tomos were nuts. Now let us say this. Thre are two Kei's and two Yuri's on board. The ones that are assigned to the ship are Kei 1 and Yuri 1 while the other two from AD2141 are Kei 2 and Yuri 2. Since the latter two don't make too many appearances just yet we shall refer to the first two as simply Kei and Yuri, OK? Well, hope that clears up some of the confusion. This chapter will include the manifest of everyone (so far anyway) aboard the 'Angel" so here we go. Enjoy:-

"Believe it or not, Miroku always says that to every female he meets for the first time. Inu Yasha is a half demon/half human, a hanyou. He's the dog. The wolf, Kouga, is a full demon, a youkai. The girl, Sango, is a demon slayer but she only slays the bad ones. I'm a miko, a sort of priestess. The little white nekko on the floor is Kirara. She's a full youkai too and she can change her size at will. Sango, Miroku and I are humans. Shippou (the little kitsune popped out of Kagome's backpack and cowered on her shoulder) here is a kitsune youkai, a full fox demon. We all usually travel back and forth together from 21st Century Earth to Feudal Era Japan (Sengoku Jidai) or Warring States Era. We travel through the well at my Grandpa's shrine in Tokyo, the Higurashi Shrine. My name is kagome Higurashi. This time when we tried to use the well though--" Kagome broke off her narrative, totally at a loss for reasons as to how they endedup here!

"OK! News flash! This is AD 2250. We are somewhere near Mars! You won't begin to believe the 'Noah's Ark' of nutcases that I have aboard! Gomen! I'm Sr. TC Kei O'Halloran, Captain and pilot of the 'Lovely Angel 2'. I work for the 3WA that is the World Welfare Work Association, the peacekeeping arm of the 'United Galactica Federation of Galaxies'. My code name is 'Lovely Angel' of Team 2- Unit 9. I guess you'd have to call us intergalactic police officers. Ah, here's Yuri Donovan, my co-pilot and fellow TC, that's a 'trouble consultant'." Yuri smiled and nodded. Kei hurriedly whispered something to Yuri.

"I see. OK Kei, leave it to me. Kagome, do we have your word that you or any of your tomos will do anything violent if we allow you to remain unfettered?" she asked. "Of course you do, ma'am." agreed Kagome. "OK then, in that case, Inu Yasha, Miroku, Kouga and Shippou can sleep in the conference room on Level 3 tonight. You and Sango will bunk with Kei and me. You with me and Sango with Kei. Kirara can sleep with Sango and Kei. OK Kei?" she asked. "She's really quite harmless and she won't hurt you, ma'am." said Sango. "You ain't seen the Mugghis yet! And Ka-mi, lose the ma'am amd miss crap! I'm Kei and she's Yuri, OK?" Sango nodded. "Now to get these two big lummoxes upstairs to bed!" said Kei, bending and hoisting Inu Yasha up onto her shoulders as if the big hanyou was a feather! Yuri did the same with Kouga! Kei glanced at Miroku. "Gomen but you'll have to walk. By the way, we have one of your descendants aboard, Spike Miroku. He's a security boss at the Higurashi Mall in Furool City back on Shimougou. That's where we hail from." said Kei.

"You're really lucky! People kicked by Kei don't usually get up and moving again so quickly, monk!" giggled Yuri. "Come on Yuri. We'll dump these two, the monk and the kit at the conference room. Gomen but no beds tonight guys. We'll replicate some tomorrow." said kei. They had reached the lifts. "Conference room- Level 3." ordered Kei. WHOOSH! "Level 3." said the lift control's voice. Kei strode across the hallway to the door and punched the door controls. The door flashed open! Kei lowered the hanyou to the carpet (none too gently!) and propped him against the table. Noticing 'Tessaiga' she reached out for it to disarm him. "Nai! Don't, Kei!" warned Kagome. "Only a demon or a miko can touch that thing safely. You have my word that he won't use it or even draw it." added Kagome. Kei shrugged and helped Yuri with the wolf. They laid him on the table and Yuri removed his katana and tanto. Miroku quietly sat down at the other end of the table. Shippou scampered to the top of the filing cabinets. "There's a bathroom behind that door." said Yuri, pointing to the center wall behind them. "I'm afraid that we'll have to lock you in here for the night. Gome, but I just can't take the risk of having you wandering all over the ship. Good night, Miroku, Shippou."

Kei and Yuri exited the room. Then Kei keyed the door to her own personal code. Yuri took Kagome and returned to her rooms while Kei did the same with Sango and Kirara. You will no doubt recall that the flight crews' living quarters are all on Level 3. The command deck (Level 9) has several extra bedroom suites which are used when needed. Yuri handed kagome pajamas and a kimono. "You'll sleep in here with Kome. Bathroom's over there. Onegai, don't wake Kome. Goodnight, Kagome." said Yuri, returning to her own bed.

Back in the captain's quarters, Kei said to Sango: "You'll bunk with Marlene in there. Bathroom's there." Kei chuckled. "We have pajamas but you're already wearing yours, I see." Sango blushed and answered angrily: "This is a demon slayer's armor, not pajamas! However, if you have pajamas, I will be happy to wear them." said Sango. Kei pointed to a chest of drawers. "In there for pajamas. Kimonos are in the closet over there. The underthings are in with the pajamas. Don't wake marlene. Goodnight, kid!" said Kei. Then she returned to her own room and collapsed into her bunk for the third time that night! The balance of that night finally passed without further incident.

0600 (6 AM) came and Leila and Zoe awakened Mako and Mina. "We have kitchen duty kids." said Leila. So the four of them trooped down to the galleys to prepare breakfast. "How many more showed up last night after these two and their two tomos?" asked Leila. "Roku (six). Four guys and two girls and some kind of cat." answered Zoe. "Great! Six more. Well, the more the merrier. Mako, Mina. Onegai set the tables for breakfast." said Leila, beginning to replicate all kinds of breakfast foods while Zoe replicated the beverages. While all this was going on, Mugghi trilled to awaken the flight crew. Kome arose and noticed kagome in the other bunk. She took a quick shower and dressed in a white tee shirt, her usual pink jumpsuit, pink headband, socks and boots. Banging on Yuri's door, she pushed it open and shook her superior until she woke up. "Who's the kid in my room and who's that?" she asked, pointing to Ami who was asleep in the bunk beside Yuri's. Yuri yawned and said: "More visitors, Kome. Four of Serena's tomos and six others. Four guys and two girls. A cat and a thing like a cat. This is Ami and the girl in your room is Kagome. I'll get them up. You'd better report to the bridge stat." Yuri had already grabbed her clothes and headed for the bathroom. Kome departed for the bridge.

Yuri emerged five minutes later in her usual 'Snow White' aoishi and white outfit with high white cavalier boots. She awakened Ami and sent her to the galley to help out Zoe and Leila. Then she got kagome up and sent her over to Kei's suite. Meanwhile Marlene had awakened, got up, showered and dressed in a black sweater and slacks. Then she pulled on socks and boots and snagged her brown flight jacket. She awakened the girl in the bunk beside hers. Sango yawned, sat up and stretched. "Good morning, miss. I'm Marlene. You must have arrived late last night. Oro's your name?" she asked, smiling. "Good morning, Marlene. My name is Sango." The two girls shook hands and Marlene explained: "I'm the navigator and assistant co-pilot of the ship. Want to see the bridge?" she asked. "Sure. I'll get dressed." Sango showered and donned fresh underthings. Then she started to dress in her black demon armor attire. "Hold it, hon! You run around here looking like that and the guys will laugh themselves silly! Here, wear these instead." Marlene tossed her a grey pullover, black jeans, a fawn jacket, a pair of socks and a pair of short combat boots. Sango thanked her and dressed quickly. Then they went over to Kei's suite where they found Kagome already waiting. They knocked and "Come on in." called Kei. They pushed the door open and entered Kei's living room. Kei was already up and dressed in sweats and jogging shoes. Sango and kagome noted the Mark XIII ion cannon strapped to Kei's right hip!





To Be Continued in Second post

Here is Ch 32-Part One (Second post)

Second post

"Hi Marlene. Good morning Kagome, Sango. Well, that's an improvement on the ninja look, I must say!" she said approvingly. "Rei! Rise and shine, kid!" Kei nudged the sleeping scout with the toe of her shoe and pushed. Rei fell out of her bunk and onto the floor hard! "OW! Hey! What's the big idea, man?" she yelled. "0600 hours! Up and at 'em kid! Get dressed and we'll all go up to the bridge. This is Marlene. She's my navigator and these are two of our other guests, Sango and Kagome. Guys, this is Rei." Kei, Sango and Marlene waited while Rei bathed and dressed. Then they all went up to the command deck.

Sango looked worried. "Oro's wrong, kid?" asked Kei. "The guys! If Inu Yasha wakes up and finds that he can't get out, he'll wreck the place!" she warned. "Relax. Yuri is taking care of them. I pity that monk when he asks her his question! Yuri hits almost as hard as I do!" chuckled the green aizued redhead merrily. The duo entered the bridge's main room. Kome was on the vidcom already. Marlene sat down at her station while Kei stood in front of the console's center. She indicated the two gunners' seats behind her and told Kagome and Sango to 'osawaru onegai' or 'be seated please'. The girls complied and Kei sat Rei down on the console. Kei glanced back and said " Kagome, you sure you wouldn't rather be in a sweater and pants instead of that flimsy outfit? And my crew usually wear boots." Kagome was wide-aizued! "You're really in charge? This is your ship?" Kei grinned.

"Hai kid. I'm both captain and pilot. I'm also a senior tro-con for the 3WA, a sort of intergalactic police force, so's Yuri. She's my co-pilot. Our code names are 'Lovely Angels', Kagome." explained Kei. "Sorry Kei. I wasn't being smart or anything but you're so young! And you're already a ship's captain!" stammered Kagome. "Yuri and I have been with the 3WA since we were 14 and we're 19 now. Onegai, excuse me a moment, Kagome. Mugghi, are we on course for Kagura? Good. Speed? Warp 8? Fine, just keep her steady. Kome, any new messages? Nai? OK, send one to Garner. Tell hime we have ten more guests. And tell him to speed up Gooley's repair crews. I'm taking Sango, Kagome and Rei down to breakfast. Kome, can Kagome borrow some of your clothes? My stuff won't fit her. (Kome nodded while drafting the report to Garner.) Why ain't you and Mar armed? Didn't I tell you that you're considered outta uniform without one? I'll bring you both up a blaster. Come on Sango, let's get some warmer stuff for Kagome. Mar, you have helm. Ja Ne." said Kei, herding Sango, Kagome and Rei down to Yuri's quarters which she shared with Kome. She went into Kome's room and returned with a dark green pullover, a pair of grey sweatpants, a grey 3WA sweatshirt, socks and a pair of low cut black boots. She pointed Kagome towards the bathroom. "Here ya go, Kagome. Put these on. We'll wait here for you." she said. Kagome returned a few minutes later, sporting her new finery. "Arigato Kei! These are s-o-o much warmer!" she said gratefully. The small hazu resumed their trip to the dining hall on Level 2.

Yuri had immediately headed for the conference room after sending Kagome to Kei's and Ami to the galley. Arriving there where they had left Inu Yasha, Miroku, Kouga and Shippou the night before, Yuri tapped on the door. "Hai? Oro is it?" inquired Miroku politely. Yuri whispered to him through the communicator grille. "Are Inu Yasha and Kouga still asleep? And Shippou?" she asked. "Snoring away, dear lady and Shippou is playing with the files." he answered. "OK, I'll have you out of there in just a second." said Yuri, keying the panel and punching the door release. Nothing happened! "Kei! She must have changed the shimatta codes again!" thought Yuri, while she trilled Kei on her comlink. "Kei? Oro is the new code for the conference room on Level 3? Oro? OK, got it!" said Yuri. She keyed in "Azzi" and punched the door release again. There was a slight click and the door flew open, propelled by a wolf youkai and a dog hanyou crashing through it together! Shippou scampered out and yelled "Where's Kagome?" at the top of his kitsune lungs. Yuri pointed and said "Dining Hall-Level 2. One level down. Just tell lift control to take you there." replied Yuri.

Miroku walked out, took Yuri's hand in his and kissed it. "He's so gallant!" thought Yuri, blushing. "And Kei called him a dirty old lecher! Oro is the matter with her these days?" she thought to herself. "Dear Lady, will you do me the honour of bearing my children?" asked the monk. Thwack! Yuri cold-cocked him in the left jaw, dropping Miroku like a pole-axed steer! "Lecher! Kei said you were worse than Caldy and I didn't believe her!" Yuri cried out in anger. (For a fuller explanation of "Caldy", see "Dirty Pair Flash"/Mission 2/"Steamy Hot Springs Romantic Tour" episode.) "It was well worth the pain." said the monk, sitting on the floor and rubbing his jaw. The PA system blared out an announcement. It was Kei.

"Attention folks! I am calling a meeting for 1000 (10 AM) hours in the rec room on Level 2. I want everyone there. No exceptions! I need to give you all the latest updates. I will also need a head count for TS Chief garner. So you will all attend except for the Mugghis and the Nammos who will continue to monitor the ship. See you then. Kei out." The announcement ended.

"Oh, for Christ's sake, shut the Hell up, will you!" yelled a certain hanyou in pain. "Oh, why the F does my head hurt so much? And why is the room spinning?" wondered a certain wolf youkai. "F! Kami shimatta ni jigoku!" screamed Inu Yasha, punching his fist into the wall furiously. "You didn't even make a dent in it, you mutt! You getting weak? OW! My head!" yelled Kouga. "I ain't weak, you coyote!" yelled Inu Yasha. "Dam! No way! The wolf's right! Not even a shimatta scratch!" said Inu Yasha, in a quieter tone. Yuri looked over at them and smiled. "That's kelvinite, honey! It's a thousand times stronger than steel! Wait, do you guys have superhuman demonic strenth or something like that?" she asked sweetly. They both nodded. "Well, we have a neutralizing field activated on this ship, so your powers won't work aboard the 'Angel' guys! Oh, you'd better let me bandage those knuckles, Inu Yasha. You'll be lucky if you didn't break that hand, er, paw. We'll stop up the hall at sick bay and I'll give you both something for your headaches too." she said soothingly, patting his paw. Meekly they both followed her out of the conference room.



To Be Continued in Third Post

Here is Ch 32-Part One (Third post)-K&K

Third post


A bolt of lightning shot past them and down the hall. "Hold up there, Shippou-chan! Get back here." ordered Miroku. The small kitsune returned to the group. "Stay with us or you'll get lost, kid!" said Kouga, boxing his ears. Yuri led the little hazu up the hall to sick bay. First, she administered to the hanyou's wounded paw. "Just a sprain. You're lucky." said Yuri. Then she gave each of them some Katreyan (a strong pain killer drug) to drink Yuri was a little confused. "Oro? How did you two get such headaches? They're like a hangover!" she asked.

Miroku pointed a finger at Kouga. "That one drank a bottle or two of gin and three of rum. The other one drank three bottles of 'Jameson's Irish Whiskey' and a bottle of schnapp's. Then they both washed them down with a few bottles of water, I mean, vodka. I myself had a very small glass of Sake. Sango and Kagome had some beer." he explained to the svelte co-pilot. "They're drunk!! They drank that much alcohol and they aren't dead? That's incredible!" she cried. "That makes me feel a helluva lot better, wench! Now, where's that delicious smell coming from?" yelled Inu Yasha, sniffing the air. "Yeah! Food! Food!" agreed Kouga, smacking his lips and gnashing his fangs! "From the dining hall on Level 2! Downstairs!" said Yuri, aizu wide with shock. Miroku grinned. "You'll get used to them. They do that a lot. They have a tremendous sense of smell. They can track down anything!" he said. "Well, let's all go down to breakfast then." replied Yuri.

Arriving at the dining hall, Yuri saw that all Hell had broken loose! At least twenty people were screaming and yelling at each other while they were eating. Sango and Kagome waved them over to their table. "Just tell one of the girls what you want to eat and they'll get it for you." said Kagome, pointing out the five sailor scouts. They were the waitresses and they looked exhausted! "Ramen!" yelled Inu Yasha and Shippou together. "Raw meat!" screamed Kouga. "Just cereal and some OJ please." said Sango and Kagome. "The usual." said Yuri. "Will you bear my children, dear lady?" asked the monk. "Just ignore him Ami! He says that to all the girls." said Yuri. "Just bring him cereal and coffee. Bring some coffee for Inu Yasha, Kouga, Sango and Kagome too. Milk for Shippou onegai." she added. Ami tapped out their orders on her PDO (Personal Digital Organizer) and hustled back to Zoe and leila in the galley.

The two time lords, having both breakfasted earlier, were wandering around and meeting the 'newbies'. Doctor 4 stopped by the monk and said "Good morning. I am the Doctor. My God, boy! What happened to you? You have a black eye!" Yuri whispered to the Doctor. "Kei kicked him last night." The Doctor looked startled. "Oro? Again? That child has a serious problem! Why did she do it this time?" he demanded. Yuri whispered again. "This is Miroku from Feudal Era Terra." she added. "Welcome Miroku." said the time lord who whispered back to Yuri. "Oh, I see! Still she should control her temper and not hit so much! You too, child!" he whispered. Yuri's face went quite red. "Excuse me ladies, gentlemen. I must see to our other new arrivals." said the Doctor. He tugged at Yuri's sleeve. "Just a moment, Yuri. What is this meeting at ten o'clock all about anyway?" Yuri grinned at him while she was accepting her coffee from Ami. "Arigato, honey." she said. "You've seen this madhouse and you still have to ask? For one thing, we need a head count for Mr. garner. We're going to have to send a team back to Mars for more supplies. The demons just about deleted the liquor supplies last night! Whoops, here come s Don, now! He doesn't know yet. And Kei still has to explain all of this crap to Garner too! We're all stuck with each other for at least another fortnight. That 'Kronos' project is a real pain in the a- er rear end for us! Dr. Cueball must really be dragging his ass on it! Sorry Doctor, but since night always seems to bring new visitors, I wonder who's coming tonight? Excuse me Doc! I have to take this call on my comlink. Hai Kei? It's almost hachi (eight) now, isn't it? Yeah, I think you're right there. We'll have to tell them all. Oro? We'll send the Bebop gang and Solo for supplies? It it's OK with them, why not? Hey Kei, why don't we open the holodeck up for entertainment? The gym too? OK? Great. As long as we're sending him back to Mars, how about we have Solo check to see that the 'ISSP' still have 'Black Ghost' in custody? Yeah, I sure as Hell don't feel up to another cross galactic chase either! Hey Kei, how many people and animals do you reckon that we have on board? I make it thirty at least. Gomen Kei, but I gotta go! All jigoku just broke loose down here! One more thing though. Is this meeting going to be formal or informal? In other words, uniforms or casual stuff? Hai, OK, we'll wear our 3WA uniforms if you say so. Our earlier namesakes and Keitarou as well? Why don't I think that we should wear our uniforms? That's easy, baka! Oro do they call us? Yeah, that's it! Now they have a few new ones too. The 'Unholy Four' and the 'Insane Six' are the latest two! Oh, you haven't heard that last one yet, eh? Oro? Well, we still have to pull off a New Year's Eve bash and a New Year's extravaganza too, you know! Shippou, get off the table! Ed, leave that alone! Sorry Rei honey! She really didn't mean to yank off your skirt! I gotta go now! See you at ten, Kei! Ja Ne!" Yuri broke off her comlink connection.

Faye, get Ed! She's collecting from the scouts again!" she yelled. Spike Steigel had discovered the condition of the wolf and the dog. "Looks like you guys could do with a 'prairie oyster'. Here." Spike handed each of them a weird looking concoction in a tall glass. "Just drink it down guys. Trust me, you'll feel a Hell of a lot better!" Kagome and Sango nodded so the hanyou and the youkai downed the foul tasting elixir. "Hey, I do feel better!" yelled Kouga. "So do I!" screamed Inu Yasha, bashing Shippou in the head and stealing his ramen. "Kagome! He hit me again!" whined the kitsune.

"Auntie Yuri! Auntie Kei wants you up on the bridge stat!" yelled Keitarou, racing across the room and running for the docking bays. "Oro the Hell! OK kid, I'm on my way." called Yuri, grabbing Sango and kagome by the arms. "Keep those two out of mischief!" she yelled, running for the lift. "Where's your weapon? Why aren't you armed, Yuri?" erupted Kei as Yuri ran onto the bridge. "Oro is the matter with you, Kei? You're acting like we're in a war zone!" shot back her co-pilot, buckling on her gunsash and cinching it tight. Kei waved a gloved hand at the view screens. "We are! See for yourself!" she said. A full scale was in progress outside the ship involving at least 40 starships! Kome tapped Kei's arm. "We're being hailed, Boss!" Kei nodded. "Put them on the view screens and speakers, Kome." she ordered.

The face of a really ugly dude in a very strange uniform filled the screens. "I am Wing Commander Zorkon of the Klingon Empirical Forces. You have violated the neutral zone in our Romulan war! Prepare to die, intruders!" he screamed in madness. Kei was thunderstruck (to say the least). "That war was settled a century ago, Commander! This is AD 2250! If you fire on us we will retaliate! We're 3WA/United Galactica! Now stand down by my order, sir! I'm Kei O'Halloran, captain of the 'Lovely Angel 2'. I warn you that I have a sonic cannon on board and I will not hesitate to use it if necessary!" she yelled.



To Be Continued in Ch 32- Part One (Fourth post)

Here's Ch 32-Part One (Fourth post)

Fourth post

Zorkon responded angrily. "Liar! You know as well as I that this is AD 2137! You have violated our sovereign space! We are powering weapons now! Die with honour, Captain!" Suddenly a huge 'bird-of-prey' (a Klingon battleship) materialized directly in their path! "Holy shit! If that rift can bring in stuff that size, we're in deep crap! Kome, I want to talk to Charlie now! Get Garner on the horn quick! Mugghi, prepare to fire photons and the 'god gun'!" Kei looked grim! "Kei! We can't interfere in this war! We'll change the course of history itself! Kami knows oro a mess that will cause!" yelled Yuri, grabbing Kei by the shirt and dragging her c.o. to the rear of the bridge. "Kei!" she whispered. "Oro the Hell is going on around here?" Kei calmly removed Yuri's hands from her shirt. "That rift is expanding! This is not the Klingon/Romulan neutral zone either! That's half way across the galaxy from us! We're in the shimatta Orion Nebulae, for Christ's sake!" she answered. "He's powering weapons and targeting us, guys!" called Marlene Angel from her navigation post. "Activate shields. Mugghi, stand by on the 'god gun' but fire only on my order!" commanded Yuri. "Mr. Garner's on the vidphone, Boss, and he's livid!" called Kome from her comm post. Kei stuck out her hand and Kome slapped the mike into it. Kei keyed it and spoke.

"Konnichi wa, Chief Garner. Gomen for the trouble but we have a crisis here. We've got visitors from the 22nd century, the Terran feudal era, the future, 1983 Terra and now we have a 'bird-of-prey' from the Klingons, circa AD 2137, powering up weapons on us! When is that piece of shit (Kronos) gonna get fixed? By the way, I'm going to hyperjump us back to Mars to avoid an altercation with the Klingons and Romulans, OK?" she pleaded. OK. Hai, Kei, get the 'Angel' the jigoku out of there now!" he ordered. "Right, Chief! You got it!" responded Kei. "Call me back when you reach Mars. Ja mata and good luck. Garner out." he replied. The vidscreens went blank and Kei took charge.

"Mar, plot us a course back to Mars. Mugghi, prepare to hyperjump on my mark. Kome, stall that ugly bastard (Zorkon the Klingon). Use targeting weapons only. Let him see our weapons but don't fire yet. Mugghi, fire plasma blasters in front of him now. OK, on my mark. Punch it, Mar! Go!" she commanded. Starlines lengthened as the ship made the jump into hyperspace. "Steady as she goes, Mar. Stay on course. Keep her in hyperdrive for 15 minutes only. Don't overshoot our mark! (15 minutes later) OK, Mar. Bring us out of hyperdrive and cut warp drive. We will run on impulse engines only. Impulse engines to Warp 6 and hold it. Switch to heading 440 and hold the course. Well done everyone! Mar, the helm is yours. Time is now (she checked her wristchromo) 0900 hours plus six (9:06 AM). Come down to the rec room at ten for our meeting. Leave Mughi and Nammo on the bridge and engage 'George' (auto pilot) before you leave. Come on, Yuri." said kei as she headed for the lift, her co-pilot in tow.

End of Chapter 32- Part One.

To Be Continued in Ch 32- Part Two (First post)

Here is Ch 32- Part Two (First post)

Chapter 32 (Part Two)

DISCLAIMER: OK Sango, it's all yours! First, thank you to Mr. T. for the use of the Angels. Thanks to everyone else who is letting us use their creations. How was that, Yuri? Great! Oh yes it was, Kei! Well, we left you up in the air so let's get to Chapter 32 (Part Two):

Kei turned to Yuri and spoke. "Yuri, go on down and get the rec room set up for us, onegai. And get our friendly little computer to help you to figure out just who the F is on this shimatta starship of ours! I want a list ASAP, OK?" Kei left Yuri and headed for her own room to get changed. Five minutes later, she had donned her familiar red/black TC minidress outfit and short red boots. Her right hand was encased in a fingerless black glove and on her right thigh was strapped a Mark XIII ion cannon. "That Klingon warship." she thought as she pulled on her black leather bomber jacket, "It came in daylight. If our visitors are going to start showing up at random now, we are in big trouble!" Kei's comlink trilled lightly. "Hai, Kei here. Oro is it? Kome? OK, oro? Garner's calling in? OK, put him through to the vidphone in my ready room. Arigato, kid. Kome, since we are going to be here at Mars for at least the next twelve hours, how would you and Mar like some shore leave? OK, as soon as we finish the briefings, you got it. Take the 'Michaelangelo' and do whatever you'd like. Do I want something in return? You've been talking to the airhead agin, haven't you? OK, yeah, I do. We want all the TCs on the 'Angel' in regulation UG/3WA TC uniforms. That includes you and Mar. It's just for the meeting as a show of the UG/3WA's solidarity, that we are in command of this mess. Great, I owe you one for your cooperation, guys! Have Mar give Mugghi the helm and then both of you come down to the supply room on Level 1. We'll get you both kitted up in no time. Ja ne. Kei to Doctor 2. Hi Doc. Are our namesakes there? Good. Please have them meet me in supply on Level 1. Ja mata, Doc. Kei to Doctor 4. Konnichi wa, Doctor. Is my godson, Keitarou there? Nai, just have him come down to supply on Level 1. Thank you, Doctor. Ja mata. Kei to Chiefs Poporo and Gustav. Please meet me down in supply on Level 1, gentlemen. Kei out."

Having reached her ready room, Kei hit the vidphone's 'on' switch causing Garner's morose face to fill the vidscreens. "Gomen for the interruption, Kei, but it's good news for once. Dr. Cueball has managed to halt the expansion of that rift and it's starting to contract. That means that it is now too small for vessels like that 'bird of prey' to fit through. By the way, we are detaining Zorkon's ship until it can be returned to AD 2137 of its own accord. The other ships simply vanished. We thought Zorkon would too but he decided to fire a disruptor blast through the dam rift instead! So we are still stuck with him! I understand that Yuri is working on a passenger manifest of your, shall we say, guests? Since you will be on Mars for at least half a day, I want you to give everyone shore leave. Hai, even Bluesummers. Just send an escort with him. I don't think that he'd take off on us but you never know. Better stock up on supplies to hold you for three weeks or so and do anticipate more 'guests'. I further understand that Yuri would like you to open up both the holodecks and the gymnasium for recreational purposes. Onegai do so at once. You must do all you can to keep your 'guests' from becoming bored especially at this festive season of the year! Perhaps a morale officer is necessary to bolster everyone's spirits? Yuri wants all of you to celebrate the New Year and you have allowed her to take you all to Kagura in the Orion Nebulae. That's good! Domo arigato for not giving her a hard time over it. I will contact UG/3WA HQ there. I will tell them to expect you and to extend to you every courtesy. Well, you have a lot to do so I won't keep you, Kei. Dr. Cueball has just informed us that 'Kronos' should be operational no later than January tenth in the new year (AD 2251). Since today is December 27th, AD 2150, it gives you five days to set up your party. Gomen! I mean four really since you will have New Year's Eve first. Well, ja mata, Kei. Keep me advised of any further developments. When this mission is finally at an end, you, Kome, Yuri and marlene can take some time off. Kami knows you really deserve it! You've earned yourselves a rest and then some! Must be real bedlam out there,. Garner out." Kei waved at Garner's countenance as it slowly faded away leaving the vidscreens blank once more.



To Be Continued in Ch 32- Part Two (Second post)