Ruin A Wish

Your wish is my command, and yet you got kicked out of this clan, only to be banned to join any other.

I wish for world peace.

Your wish is granted but when you open your eyes you are the only one in the world.

I wish for a dinosaur.

er.. ur wish is my command.. but the dino seems not like wht u wanted..
and it makes u irritated...

I wish i could get a good job in the future,..

Wish granted, but you get fired in the end.

I wish for a Tootsie Roll.

Your wish is my command but a cat jumps and takes it from you.

I wish for a new life.

Your wish is granted however, you are now 89 years old.

I wish for a tank!

Your wish is granted but it gets blown up before you can take it home.

I wish for a longer life.

Your wish is granted. *POOF* However, you never die and are forced to live on the desolate earth after a nuclear war.

I wish that the anime cave near me hadn't closed!