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    The Monster Mash

    The green witch of Greenwich brewed a spot of tea.
    The exorcist excersized rigourously, vigourously.

    The zombie never felt so very much alive.
    Igor tried crotcheting in order to survive.

    The very merry werewolf had a bad hair day.
    The raven shrieking "NEVERMORE!" finally flew away.

    The vampire chose to drink tomato juice instead.
    The banshee finally realized the frog in her throat was dead.

    The ghosts and ghouls and goblins came over to my house.
    With every roar and slamming door they frightened Franken-mouse.

    I rush to the lab and saw the slab, all hard and white and clean.
    And on that slab of mine they'd hung a sign: "HAPPY HALLOWEEN!"

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    Re: The Monster Mash

    LOL!!! That is very good Divine. My favorit part was these.

    The vampire chose to drink tomato juice instead
    The banshee finally realized the frog in her throat was dead.

    Keep up with the good work.

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    Re: The Monster Mash

    o.o.... that's....... different... ^-^ Made me laugh. THanks.. i really needed too. ^-^ I like your work Divine... it almost always makes my day a little brighter. ^-^ Keep up the good work. ^-^

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    Re: The Monster Mash

    It's pretty entertaining randomness might I say. ^_^ It's very pleasing actually. THanks for sharing.

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    Re: The Monster Mash

    Thank you everyone. I was sitting in Theology class, watching my prof., when my mind poked me and said, "Oi . . . the green witch of Greenwich brewed a spot of tea." It had NOTHING to do with the lecture, but . . . well, the poem was born.

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    Re: The Monster Mash

    sounds like a song to me a merry o halloween song... nicely done man... good luck with this entry...funny and a bit gross... xD

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    Re: The Monster Mash

    Quote Originally Posted by RayMe View Post
    sounds like a song to me a merry o halloween song... nicely done man... good luck with this entry...funny and a bit gross... xD
    Gross?

    Thanks. I used to write in this style all the time. Writing this poem evoked great feelings of nostalgia.

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    Re: The Monster Mash

    Yes... the imagery... is kinda gross.. xD

    "The very merry werewolf had a bad hair day.
    The raven shrieking "NEVERMORE!" finally flew away."

    I wonder...

    "The vampire chose to drink tomato juice instead.
    The banshee finally realized the frog in her throat was dead."

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