shadowrulz

Sorry it's so long. But, I have a hard time with humor.

Welcome brave knight
Even though you came
Only as a stop on your mission
Could you help us in our plight

I implore you to stay
We can feed you well
Even give you fine women
So if you may

Thank you brave one
We have been tortured
Our children badgered
And our taxes a ton

Slay this one weak man
None of us have weapons
So you must do the job
He'd die from a hit from a can

Brave knight please
It shouldn't be hard
We really need it done
Would you do it for this cheese

Good bye honorable sir
We wish you luck
Getting past the vehements, dragons, and deep moat
I hope we don't have another knight soup to stir

---- Some time later ----

Ah so how was your quest
Did you kill the man
I know you did
You must be the best

What was that
You didn't actually kill him
Well how far did you get
We thought you might be flat

You got past the vehements
How did that happen
You took a catapult into the river?
And took no dents?

Well, never mind about them
What about the dragons?
You tripped and accidentally pushed them into lava?
That was lucky, a perfect ten!

And what about the moat
You swam?
Past the Gators?
I thought you would've used a boat.

And how about the guy?
Is he dead?
But, I thought you didn't kill him
Come on, don't be shy.

I see now
You made so much noise
That he laughed himself to death
But i must still wonder how

Good bye Sir Fool
We have no more use for you
Oh and all our women are married
You were just a tool

Your horse was slaughtered
And is the food you eat
And the armor we polished
Was slightly altered

Happy trails Sir Knight
Ride off in your pink armor
Ride on your stick horse
And thanks for the hilarious sight

---- Later ----

Ah truly thanks brave mister
As I lay in my tub with these three
Beautiful Unmarried ladies
The only ones left I conquer

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3cheersforrevenge

dude, sorry to say, i don't get anything that was going on in there? who was talking? what was the whole use of it? it was just downright confusing. sorry.

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