Sasu will try to post some comments on your tuts, as well as try them since i told pyro im thinking about coming back to sig making again ^_^, Having tuts around always gives me new ideas just as they have in the past, so keep em coming, like me i bet i'm not the only one reading them and getting ideas . I'll get to it once i do all my canadian things like watching hockey and eating pancakes with maple syrup are off my checklist :P
as for dancing, how about some high adrenaline pumping ero dancing for sasu's enjoyment like old times?., lol , in all seriousness though.
i wish i knew how to help but the only things come to mind are searching the web for schools/theater type places that can offer jobs.
Uk Sites like:
Totaljobs.com - Find jobs across the UK
reed.co.uk â€“ jobs, careers, employment and recruitment
might be of help.but again there might be moving involved.
all the best.