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    If it wasn't screwed on....

    ..I'd lose my head.
    Kinda reminds me of one of my favorite Shel Silverstein poems:

    Mama said I'd lose my head
    If it wasn't fastened on.
    Today I guess it wasn't
    'Cause while playing with my cousin
    It fell off and rolled away
    And now its gone.

    And I can't look for it
    'Cause my eyes are in it,
    And I can't call to it
    'Cause my mouth is on it
    (Couldn't hear me anyway
    'Cause my ears are on it),
    Can't even think about it
    'Cause my brain is in it.
    So I guess I'll sit down
    On this rock
    And rest for just a minuteā€¦

    Have you ever lost something, went through the trouble of replacing it... Only to find it again?

    I lost my debit card last week.

    Of course I cancel it and order a new one. In the meantime I either have to go to the bank to withdraw cash OR I have to use checks. Do you know who takes personal checks? NO ONE! Soo I've been pretty assed out.

    Today as I am taking stuff out of my car I see what was once my debit card, laying on the floor in the back.

    Maybe I DID lose my head, and I just didn't see my card (in that very obvious place) because my eyes were in it.
    ... Not Ever Again...

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    Re: If it wasn't screwed on....

    YES! !

    Most notably, one of Soshi's Wii-motes. . . lost it for like 2 years? only for my Mom to find it in my room! oh, or my cell phone! gone for at least six months, only to be found in my friend's Dad's car!

    not as important as a debit card of course, but ya know~

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