I have the HOTTEST Valentines day plans ever!
First, I am going to be treated to breakfast in bed. Then, I am going to go to a really awesome afternoon party! (for only a select crowd).
Then I will be escorted to the movies, by 2 men! Yes that's right... two boyfriends! Both of which I am sure will be coming home with me, and will wake up in my bed.
So really, I will be treating myself and kids to breakfast in bed. After which, we will get ready to go to a family event (a 2 year olds birthday party). And then I will be escorted to the movies (which I am paying for). By my two sons (ages 3 and 6). They promised me they would be my "boyfriends" for the evening. And since I am sure we'll all be pooped afterward. And they will likely want to top the night off with a book or a story, We will probably all fall asleep in my bed.
Yes. Be jealous.