You punch him in the face!
You tackle him!
You kick his shins!
You kick his @ss!
You kick him in the face!
You raise your hands up in the name of pacifism!
You try to talk it out with him!
You make a run for it!
You call the cops on him!
You scream "Rape!"
You decide to sue him!
You don't do anything... *puts him on THE LIST*
You get angry! He wouldn't like it if you were angry!
You sneak up behind him and snap his neck!
You sneak up behind him and stab him in the back!
You sneak up behind him and put an ice down his back!
You sneak up behind him and hug him!
You sneak up behind him and tickle him!
You shivv him!
You shoot him!
"How do you punch someone IN the face???" O_o
You punch him in the gut!
You call your friends! Gangfight!
You call your cronies! "Take him out!"
You call your girlfriend/boyfriend to take him out!
You call your girlfriend/boyfriend over! Double-team!
You do a C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
You RickRoll him!
You spit in his face!
You challenge him to a tournament coming within a month! You better train hard!
You challenge him to a tournament coming within a month! He better train hard!
You ask him to do it again!
You dare him to do it again! >:-(
You verbally abuse him!
You verbally abuse his mother!
You call him a "n00b"!
You make a run for the nearest corner and hide in a cardboard box!
You wait for your turn to attack!
You send your Pokemon out to fight!
You do a Hadouken!
You do a Tiger!
You do a Tiger Uppercut!
"You do a Tiger?!!!!!" O____o
You smile. That didn't hurt at all!
DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!!!
You check your scanner... "IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!"
You can't be hit. You're Chuck Norris.
You're dead. He was Chuck Norris.
OMG your mom's Chuck Norris!
Get inside your Gundam!
"Get to da choppa!"
You turn into a demon!
You shake the Wiimote until something happens!
You complain about it in your blog!
You spread awful rumors about him!
You tell him to take the fight somewhere else, there are too many innocents here!
You take a healing potion/herb!
It's okay, you've got a Revive!
You pull out a mallet and proceed to chase him!
You read him a story!
You apologize to him!
You kill him, take his money, steal a car, and proceed to find a hooker!
You get behind a chest-high wall and do suppressive fire!
You wait until you have enough funds to create more troops!
You teleport behind him and laugh!
You go super saiyan!
You take off your spirit cuffs!
You tell him to get off your lawn! And start babbling about crabs!
You throw balls at him, screaming "Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!"
You tell the "appropriate people" to "keep an eye on him".
You touch him inappropriately!
You touch him appropriately!
Begin to sing "Why can't we be friends"
You begin to sing the theme song to "FRIENDS"
You ask him a trivia question in order for his life to be spared!
You go home, forget about it, and watch your anime.
You go home, forget about it, and play your video games.
You whale on him!
"Isn't it 'wail on him'?"
"I don't support whaling."
You check your pip-boy to switch weapons!
You shove him!
You turn into several copies of yourself and dog-pile him!
"He couldn't have hit me! I was way too fast!"
You decide to only use 30% of your power to kill him!
You knock him out of the ring!
You sneak up behind him and give him a wedgie!
You check his profile to see if he's a trouble-maker!
You take him off your "Friend's List"!
You spread your wings and fly away! :O