Thread: They Fight Crime!

"He's a fast talking small-town Green Beret possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a pregnant African-American mermaid with someone else's memories. They fight crime!"

"He's an underprivileged gay farmboy with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a manipulative wisecracking hooker with the power to see death. They fight crime!"

"He's a superhumanly strong bohemian ex-con haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a blind hip-hop stripper with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!"

"He's a time-tossed devious cop haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's an elegant streetsmart Valkyrie fleeing from a Satanic cult. They fight crime!"

"He's a lounge-singing sweet-toothed shaman plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a sarcastic kleptomaniac mercenary trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!"

"He's a maverick Republican ex-con on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a mentally unstable cigar-chomping lawyer who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!"


beat that.

"He's an uncontrollable chivalrous hairdresser fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a pregnant belly-dancing opera singer who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!"

^_^ you'll be hard pressed to beat this one~