People are funny...
You think people would be willing to say things up front or in the open about certain things--what with our freedom of speech and all--but then there are these little covert actions the make to try to seem like they're not interested in you. Like when you're walking down the street (assuming you and I are of the same racial lineage) and someone really wants to tell their friend how they feel about black people and have to say it in some secret code because they don't want you to hear it. Hilarious!
Another funny thing about people. Most don't really pay attention... To anything. I almost got hit by a car today because the guy was lookin' everywhere but in front of him. Mind you, he had a stop sign and I had already made it halfway across the street--PLUS there was another car in front of him. So, he starts speeding off and makes his turn. Like an idiot (because I'm a person too) I jump in the same direction he's going, instead of jumping to the side. Either side would've done just fine. LOL. I yell at the guy, cuss him out a bit and he just looks at me with this face that whispers, "I don't give a *expletive deleted*." Then he just drives off like he didn't almost injure or kill someone.
What else?
Oh! Math teachers who move waaaaay too fast for their students. "Well, if you multiply 8 by X and carry the 5, you get a ridiculous number that you can't identify because I'm talking 80 words a minute and... Are you crying over there, Mr. Taris?" That's only funny after the fact that I dealt with my painful math class today. >_<
