You know you're old when...

Grumble Grumble Grumble

I like a old Bob Hope one liner...

Quote:

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You know you're getting old when you start noticing the plot in 'Charlies Angels'

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You Know you’re Getting Old When...
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
You wear black socks with sandals.
You can live without sex, but not without glasses.

I'll know that im old only when I can't have an erection no more... :cry:

you know you are old when the government pays YOU to do nothing

You know you're old when you resemble a famous person in early history.



Or a classic:
"You know you're old when you know you're old when you know you're old when you know you're old when you know you're old when..."

You know your old when the kids who's diapers you changed when you were younger, are starting to graduate highschool. Or *gasp* children.

You know your old when...

You need Viagra to get YOUR SELF up in the morning.

When the Buzards yell at you saying "COME ON DIE ALREADY!!"

The first word to come out of your mouth in any argument starts with "When I was your age..."

This whole thread has me crackin' up. Ya'll are funny!