Newton.

My cat brings me shit at 3am, while I'm trying to sleep. Here is our conversation:

"I'm not playing with you I gotta get up at 5am......


Okay... Fine. (maybe if I throw it down the stairs he will leave me alone)" *throws and rolls over for more sleep*

*feels something land on the bed next to her head*
"Wtf........."

MEOW.

How very loving. You must feel proud.

A dead rat? Cats like to bring you the spoils of their hunt.

Nah it was one of his toys, he likes to play fetch... wayyyy too much.

one time my kitty brought a dead field mouse to my room. . .

:D i appreciated the thought, but having to throw out the body is still pretty gross. . .