Predictable yet a small chuckle
And the punchline was, "Clean up on aisle 8, we got a bloody man on the floor."A couple goes to shop at Wal-Mart. The husband goes to pick up a case of beer.
"What are you doing?" the wife asks.
"Getting a case of beer honey, it's $10 for a 24 pack." he replies.
"Put that back we can't afford it."
Several aisle later, the wife goes to pick up some face cream (whatever that means).
"What are you doing?" the husband asks.
"It's face cream I need it." she replies.
"But it's $20 bucks!"
"Well, it makes me beautiful." She explains.
"Yeah well, the beer does the same for half the price!"
Not bad not bad.