Got a good one.

*Legend* · Nov 15, 2008, 11:49 AM

A joke from Maxim:

Quote:

After a particularly wild one-night stand, a man notices that there's a framed photograph of another guy on his conquest's dresser.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, of course not," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend?"

"No, silly," she says, giggling and nibbling away at the guy's ear, "Not even close!"

"Is it your dad...your brother?"

"No, no, no!" she answers.

"Well, who the hell is he?"

"That's me before the surgery."

*Legend* · Dec 11, 2008, 02:09 PM

Predictable yet a small chuckle

Quote:

A couple goes to shop at Wal-Mart. The husband goes to pick up a case of beer.

"What are you doing?" the wife asks.
"Getting a case of beer honey, it's $10 for a 24 pack." he replies.
"Put that back we can't afford it."

Several aisle later, the wife goes to pick up some face cream (whatever that means).

"What are you doing?" the husband asks.
"It's face cream I need it." she replies.
"But it's $20 bucks!"
"Well, it makes me beautiful." She explains.

"Yeah well, the beer does the same for half the price!"

And the punchline was, "Clean up on aisle 8, we got a bloody man on the floor."

Not bad not bad.

Sazzy · Dec 11, 2008, 03:15 PM

the second one is classic and is going to probably be used by most men.

Sounds like some thing my little brother would say too, which is a little scary.

SasuraiHell · Dec 11, 2008, 04:06 PM

first one was so predictable bout half way,
I like the second one though, simple yet so practical.

i agree with the "what ever that means" comment, why do they need so much creams?.,
would a guy look like spartacus if he used them girly creams?

*Legend* · Dec 23, 2008, 02:02 AM

Quote:

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Not really a joke, but more like a "fact" that made you go eh? Honestly I think it's bs, but whatever. Source? Hooter's 2009 calendar.

*Abu Dhabi* · Dec 26, 2008, 12:18 PM

i believe it, after all, Lucy and Ricky (I Love Lucy) didn't share the same bed until way later on in the show....

^_^ and did you know the first time the toilet was heard flushing on TV was on the show "All in the Family"....

^o^ Abu loves them trivia!!

*Peach_follows* · Dec 26, 2008, 03:54 PM

Ok I got one,
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
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lol, everyboby knows feminists can't change anything!

Ok so this is SO not me being anti- feminism. It was just a joke I heard, and thought might give you a chuckle. In fact it isn't my opinion at all.

*Legend* · Dec 26, 2008, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peach_follows

Ok I got one,
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
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lol, everyboby knows feminists can't change anything!

Ok so this is SO not me being anti- feminism. It was just a joke I heard, and thought might give you a chuckle. In fact it isn't my opinion at all.

Not even gonna touch it with a yard stick.

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