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    Re: Got a good one.

    lol yeah both are very clever and subtle. sometimes i wonder if people just sits there and think of these stuff up.

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    Re: Got a good one.

    Wow, these jokes had me laughing for like 10 minutes. Ummm, not to sound sexist or anything like, but I remember a joke that someone told me like a week ago, kinda similar to peaches......

    OK. A man is driving his car. And he ends up running over his wife. Who's fault is it?
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    The woman. Who told that she was allowed out of the kitchen.

    I feel that this was funny/messed up at the same time.

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    Re: Got a good one.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sol-x View Post
    Wow, these jokes had me laughing for like 10 minutes. Ummm, not to sound sexist or anything like, but I remember a joke that someone told me like a week ago, kinda similar to peaches......

    OK. A man is driving his car. And he ends up running over his wife. Who's fault is it?
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    The woman. Who told that she was allowed out of the kitchen.

    I feel that this was funny/messed up at the same time.
    lol, alright. I'll call your joke and raise yo uwith this one:

    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes??

    Nothing. You already told her twice.

    [credit: probably originated from ppl in the air force]

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    Re: Got a good one.

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    lol, alright. I'll call your joke and raise yo uwith this one:

    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes??

    Nothing. You already told her twice.

    [credit: probably originated from ppl in the air force]
    That reminds me of a joke a bum told us once to get some spare change...

    "What do you call a dog with no legs?"
    "Don't matter, he ain't comin'."

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    Re: Got a good one.

    Quote Originally Posted by Legend View Post
    lol, alright. I'll call your joke and raise yo uwith this one:

    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes??

    Nothing. You already told her twice.

    [credit: probably originated from ppl in the air force]
    Its official. I think my asthma just flared up! XD Imma tell that 1 to my frineds today.

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    Re: Got a good one.

    I think i'll try one too.....

    What is it, that's pink and green and jumps around in the fields???


    A frog with a pink gym suit.... Mwaahaaahaaahaaahaa

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    Re: Got a good one.

    Quote Originally Posted by Alucard_ML View Post
    I think i'll try one too.....

    What is it, that's pink and green and jumps around in the fields???


    A frog with a pink gym suit.... Mwaahaaahaaahaaahaa
    heh a frog in a pink jump suit is a bit more freaky than funny xD

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    Re: Got a good one.

    Yeah then how about this one

    Boss to the employe:
    "I suppose that you have a good reason for being two hours late to work?"
    "Of course Boss - It makes the day seem shorter"

    MMMmmwhhaaaaahaaahaa...... aaaahhhaaaha..... hahaaha...... Hmmmm maybe i should try that XD

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