Thread: Hee~Di~Lee~Dee~Di~Lee

.... your birthday isn't even anytime soon. Why are you getting so excited? O_o

So much for the surprise present ...

Pshaw, I always have a surprise up my sleeve for special celebrations.

Abu's always in awe when it comes to V-day, A-day, and B-day.
I'm the master of....

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:-O HOMG!

That was hilarious!
You'd be great with kids.

EDIT:
speaking of which ... I just noticed the poll is about kids. O_o

Already am.

My family uses me as their tool to distract and tire out kids.
I'm the only adult around here that can distract and tire out up to 15 kids during a birthday party.

...I can also make children believe anything I want them to believe (not in the creepy manner). I tell great stories, to boot.

^_^ Abu's gotta' compete with me to make sure our future children (if we have any) love us equally. ...I promised her I'd go easy on her. She didn't want to be the "b*** mom to the amazing dad"...

...it's not so much that I love children- it's that, since I was in Kindergarten, my goal in life was "to be a dad".
^_^ My father inspired me a lot, and I wanted to do the same for the future generations.

...Abu may love cute kids, but she really wants to smack the bratty ones. She just doesn't know how to "speak kid".

Heh. It's a litul different when your mother runs a daycare at your home.
>__________> ...

They really do get annoying. And you get to see how irresponsible some parents are.
Or how annoying lil brats can become.

Originally Posted by Rave_Grip

Heh. It's a litul different when your mother runs a daycare at your home.
>__________> ...

They really do get annoying. And you get to see how irresponsible some parents are.
Or how annoying lil brats can become.

Yeah, I know how they get. Both the parents and children.
I've got some of the most irresponsible relatives (we... don't invite them to our parties), and I've met some of the brattiest children out there (throw sharp objects in your face, knock fragile things over, tear off pieces of your clothing, pull on your hair, drool all over you, mocking your every word, doing... nsfw things they learned, saying extremely disrespectful things to their parents' faces, using all the new cuss words they learned last night, stealing your stuff, even had a kid spit in my face)...

Trust me, I was a brat too. Not as gawd-awful as some kids these days, but at least I know how to speak to them.

Even the "mature kids" (the ones who act like they know everything and cuss you out) have a child "instinct" inside them that's much stronger than what they learned in life.
Give the right tugs, and they're just like every other kid... they want to laugh and play and even learn new things. They just had REALLY BAD influences.

^_^ If you see me with those children you'll see how their interests go from here





























to here in less than 4 seconds.
Some kids want to be the star of the show. Some kids want to be helpful and matter to people. Some kids just want company. Some kids want to look up to people. Some kids just want to do something different.
As horrible as children can get, they're just children. They're still learning.