Lookit'ya and yer books!
Lookit'ya, pretendin' to be all smawt.
Awwww, lookit'da widduh babeh~!
I'm just kidzings darling.
Haffta' agree with ya', most shoujos found nowadays are rather crappy. It's hard to find a good one that isn't trying too hard - or just plain odd.
...and don't worry hun, I just make fun of ya' cuz it's fun.
I would say it's because I'm jealous, but when I think about it: I still don't care to read most of those books.
I'll stick to the REAL nerd books that you love to make fun of.
And don't worry, I'll read the American comics for ya'.
You stick to your "only booky people allowed" and "lols I <3 manga" sections.
I'll stick to my "there's no way I look cool reading here" and "I'm supposedly intellectual but really I lack a social life" sections.