Gather thousands of minions to fight him at the Mouth of the River Lagthaniohan
Become a mage and... maybe... throw a lightning bolt?
Become a theif and steal it for your own desires
Forget about it... who watches the news anyway?
Become a shut in...
Ah, it'll come up on eBay sooner or later...
Challenge him to a break dance contest
Ask Master Chief to get it...
Ask Solid Snake to get it...
Collect all Seven Dragon Balls
Form an RPG team and go on a 60+ hour adventure to get it back
Marry him
Say, "Aw! Give it back! Meanie!"