I HATE TEXAS.
For those of you who don't, fine. I don't care. Because to me IT SUCKS!
It's totally flat here, there's a f***king tornado warning like once a month, and it just happens that no houses in my area were built with basements. There's freaking fire ants everywhere, and I'm allergic to them, so I DIE if I get bitten. The schools suck. My teachers were all mean as hell to me for no reason.
And I have to stay here for at least another month until I can get back to CA. There's goddamn big ass spiders in my back yard, and scorpians. and not the cool kind.
The "Oh S**T! RUN INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!" kind.
There's nothing to do unless you go to Austen or San Antonio, and everyone sounds like Hank Hill or Nancy Gribble.
And you know what? Stereotypes exist for a reason. Every morning I'm walk to school some retard in a truck blasts black smoke in my face because they've never heard of a smog check.
I flippin get stared at everywhere I go. And I used to like that. Before it was the gaping, "Oh Lordy Jesus, what is that boy wearing. He's tryin to impress Satan with that look" stare.
I can't see any movie without there being some redneck yelling at the screen, talking or texting.
And there's no where to get groceries besides WALMART!
At school they don't give a shit about you unless you play football. Even if you do later in life you end up as the Texan Al Bundy. "I scored 14 touchdowns at the state championship, boy. Now get me gun so can get supper for ma".
I know I'm being a major d!ck about this entire thing, but I don't care anymore.
It's probably just where I live that's like this. In the middle of Central Texas.
Right next to FT. Hood. So every where I go there are GI's who come up to me and ask me why I'm not serving my country in the war. And it's starting to seriously bug me. Not to mention rednecks are rascist. And that bugs the crap out of me too.
If you love Texas, go ahead and hate me.