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    2009 Darwin Awards!!!

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    The 2009 Darwin Awards have been published...
    Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.
    2009 Darwin Award: Fool's Gold

    So try your best not to rank among this list and be happy you've lived to see another year...
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    Re: 2009 Darwin Awards!!!

    I needed that. These are always amusing. If only more dumb peiople were in the running. The person. Who jumped the divide gets ny vote.

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    Re: 2009 Darwin Awards!!!

    I honestly thought the frat guys who pissed on the transformer was the biggest idiot... I mean it's one thing for pissing on a transformer and being electrocuted, it's a whole 'nother thing that he was actually trying to aim at a wasp nest!
    He died doing something stupid by trying to do something stupid.

    Love the Darwin Awards~! I have a book of theirs from 2006 and before... or was it 2007?

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    Re: 2009 Darwin Awards!!!

    What I wanna know is who the hell jumps out of a moving vehicle at highway speed?? (55-65 MPH. Depending on where ya live, it's faster than that!) 2009 Darwin Award: She Talks Faster Than She Walks

    I mean, I've jumped out of a bus at about 15/20 MPH and that was pretty dumb of me! (I thought I could make it. Usually, the bus is doin' about 5 or 10 and I just jump off and keep walkin'. The last time, I had to tuck and roll! I ran off laughing as soon as I got up!) But this lady takes the cake!! Most people know better than that. >_<

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    I'm voting double dip. Man oh man, the idiocy.

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    Well, I've now got something to do when bored, read up on how to kill yourself in really stupid ways, then not do that.

    Thanks for the links. Found one about a legend where some guy who wanted to speed up the washing tried to jam more clothes into the machine, only to get stuck & start it, eventually killing him during the high speed cycle. The Laundry Was Clean, it was called...

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