In the good old UK,
--Every male over fourteen years must practice archery two hours a day.
--Any free man is allowed to lead his sheep across London Bridge and may drive his sheep in Cheapside.
--A man with the plague is not allowed to take a taxi.
--Two men are not allowed to have sex with each other in a house if there is a third person present.
--A gynecologist must examine the patient's genitals through a mirror.
--Masturbation is punishable by decapitation.
--One may receive the death penalty for having intercourse with a male animal.
In the state of Iowa,
--It is prohibited to have been kissing for longer than five minutes.
In the state of Florida,
--Single women are prohibited from parachuting on Sundays.
In the state of Vermont,
--A woman must have her husband’s consent before having dentures made.