Thread: Awkward Moments

Anything at my school is awkward. >_<
Let's see...
Random people pushing, shoving, trying to er....maybe I shouldn't say on here.
I guess I could say...one...
Well, I'm very active in my gym class because I always go for a perfect grade...which I always get by the way, So anyways I'm stuck on a team where they all talk.
So while they are, I'm playing my butt off.
When we go into the locker room, one of the guys on the other team...well, he did that weird butt spank thing as a joke.
Joke, yeah. Awkward, YES. I almost died of embarassment.

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When we go into the locker room, one of the guys on the other team...well, he did that weird butt spank thing as a joke.
Joke, yeah. Awkward, YES. I almost died of embarassment.

Eh? thats not too bad.. o.O you should be with my friends.. they all love acting like gays xD come out of nowhere spanking each other's butt... pinch em or nipples... butt rubbing and weird moaning sounds >.< well... i hate it when they do that butt..but sometimes it's funny when the joke is not on me xD

Oh.. akward moments... >.< hmm there was one time i went to send this book to my friend.. he left it back in class so i took the liberty to send it... when i got there he was not there... so i gave it to his dad.. i recalled earlier some indian ppl calling my friend some name... (his real name is Musa) so i used that name... and asked his dad whether this belonged to "some name"... (i cant remember) and his dad went saying i dont know anyone by that person.. o.o so.. there was like a min of silence and i just ran off xD

Oh.. akward moments... >.< hmm there was one time i went to send this book to my friend.. he left it back in class so i took the liberty to send it... when i got there he was not there... so i gave it to his dad.. i recalled earlier some indian ppl calling my friend some name... (his real name is Musa) so i used that name... and asked his dad whether this belonged to "some name"... (i cant remember) and his dad went saying i dont know anyone by that person.. o.o so.. there was like a min of silence and i just ran off xD[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

My cousin and his friend do that all of the time. One tome my cousin just started masterbating in his friends room and I just had to leave.

I am pretty much a walking talking awkward moment.

My awkward moments are usually fairly serious and involve me having to address issues that I KNOW are uncomfortable to others. The reason I frequent these moments so often.... Is because I feel like I am that person who always has to bring the sh*t to the fan and throw it. Life is too short to sweep your discomforts under the rug... yet, that seems to be the way of many.

I'm the one who's going to ask you how you're taking that fight with your ex. Or if you got that hemorrhoid pain to desist. I want you to get it all out there... because if you sulk its going to affect EVERYONE negatively.

But seriously though... you called her a Nazi and someone snitched... She SO knew it was you...LMAO

Originally Posted by Peach_follows

But seriously though... you called her a Nazi and someone snitched... She SO knew it was you...LMAO

Yeah, I had a feeling, stupid co-workers. Now I call her a evil Nazi to her face as a joke. Hope she doesn't take it too harshly.

a man was asking me what I thought of his girlfriend who I had known for awhile. Always awkward. So I gave a generic answer, it was night tiem by teh way and we were walking by a fence. I said that she is a sweet girl and had a great personality. Very pretty face. Then he asked about her breasts. Well the woman was almost what I would call flat chested and I said, She doesn't really have much breasts. Then over the fence jumps Colleen. And starts in on me telling her all about what her cup size is and that I have to look at it in terms of how proportional it is to the rest of her body. Awkward. But a great prank. I will do it in the future to someone else.

All right, I thought of another one.
Apparently, I used to flinch whenever my Ex-girlfriend used to try and go to kiss me.
I was completely oblivious to it too, had no idea.
She was extremely creeped out.