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    Chair Kills Child by Anal Penetration

    Due to the mature content on the other site I got the information from, I'm going to quote the whole article.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sankaku Complex
    A fourteen-year-old boy was killed after the chair he was sitting on exploded, propelling sharp chairs parts into his rectum, resulting in extensive bleeding, to which he succumbed before medical attention could stem the flow.

    The accident occurred when the boy was alone, sitting on the chair (which was for PC use); he managed to overcome the pain and call his father, who summoned an ambulance, but it took an hour to get him to hospital, by which time it was too late for him.

    The chair in question was a standard gas cylinder type, where the height is regulated by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas, and it was this which exploded, sending high velocity chair parts into the posterior of the unfortunate youth.

    In fact, it seems a spate of such incidents were reported at the hospital – 3 such injuries caused by exploding chairs were reported this month, perhaps indicating an influx of poorly manufactured chairs into the area. In 2007 a similar accident also propelled a 20cm part into the rear of a 68-year-old man, who suffered a severe 5cm wound; he survived.

    The illustrated chair shows the severity of such a cylinder malfunction.

    We do not hear where the chair parts in question were made, though of course with the accident occuring in China it is likely there that they were made.

    Three factors are implicated in such accidents:

    1. The gas in the cylinder is contaminated with gases other than nitrogen.
    2. The materials used in the cylinder are deficient, reducing the durability of the part.
    3. The cylinder is not completely airtight.
    Oil based hydraulic devices are said to be safer, but most such chairs on the market today use gas cylinders; naturally these tend to be made in China, where this accident occurred.

    The boy in question weighed 80kg (certainly a fair amount for a 14-year-old Asian youth), which might have been a factor (though this will not reassure heavier framed non-Asian adults); it is suggested that using such chairs without placing excessive pressure on the cylinder is advisable – otherwise sitting on a steel plate might help.




    Such a poor kid, quite possibly one of the most painful ways to die, IMO.

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    Re: Chair Kills Child by Anal Penetration

    OMG that is such a horrible way to die! and very strange o.0
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    Re: Chair Kills Child by Anal Penetration

    And the morel of the story is; get a chair that doesn't have that kind of mechanism. That's a really sad and weird way to die.

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    Re: Chair Kills Child by Anal Penetration

    wow......thats wierd..........poor kid, death by chair rape >.>

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    Re: Chair Kills Child by Anal Penetration

    When I first saw the title I thought the child was abused by an adult or something. But Surely a chair like that to malfunction must mean it properly didn't go through all the required tests.

    My chair is similar and now I'm gonna get visions of "Death By Chair!"
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    Re: Chair Kills Child by Anal Penetration

    Quote Originally Posted by Sol-x View Post
    wow......thats wierd..........poor kid, death by chair rape >.>
    I actually lol'ed over that ^


    Anyway ! still a horrible way to die, poor kid as well as the family.Wonder if there going to sue o.O
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    Re: Chair Kills Child by Anal Penetration

    (stunned)
    a........oooooooowwwwww.

    ok, here is another thing on the 'ways i dont want to die' list. omfg.
    poor kid. the chair explodes, rapes and kills him. did he fart on it or what?(just kidding)

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    Re: Chair Kills Child by Anal Penetration

    I just realized how similar my chair looks to the on in the picture. But I sure hope british standards are rather high. I've had it for a around a year already and no problems yet *she hopes*
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