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    Re: Chair Kills Child by Anal Penetration

    Quote Originally Posted by Sol-x View Post
    I think that the only reason why that incident happened was because that the chair was old, or possibly defected (possibly.....yea right >.>)
    Well i guess teachers have a reason for telling kids to sit still on there chairs, and not use them as toys or spinning around on them, because then you'll just die X.X as simple as that

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    Re: Chair Kills Child by Anal Penetration

    This is just wrong. that thing had to be horribly defective or something. I mean i have one of those and i have absolutely ABUSED it for 5 years and its still fine (sorta). But i am seriously considering getting a replacement...

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    Re: Chair Kills Child by Anal Penetration

    Wow, this seems like the act of some wicked god of mischief. I'm sure someone will get sued for it. All I know is it sucked to be him.

    Still, It won't scare me into changing chairs or anything. Just some kid's crappy luck. Heh.

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    Are there other things that can explode on you if you sit on them? I mean, this is a whole new realm of paranoia for some of us.
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    Re: Chair Kills Child by Anal Penetration

    O_O Strange way to die. Getting killed by a computer chair.

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    Re: Chair Kills Child by Anal Penetration

    When i first saw the title, my first reaction was "*chuckle* wh-what?!"

    Then, upon reading it, I came to one, horrifying conclusion. My ass is now in serious pain.
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    Re: Chair Kills Child by Anal Penetration

    i showed this to all my teachers yesterday. One of my teachers, Mr. Deeter, read it and then every five minutes he would get out of his chair and stair it down, then sit back down and get up again in five minutes (we were having a reading day, so he was playing solitaire). And another teacher went and got one of the empty desks (their the one-piece kind) and switched it with her chair. It was hillarious.

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    Re: Chair Kills Child by Anal Penetration

    Quote Originally Posted by Sazzy View Post
    When I first saw the title I thought the child was abused by an adult or something. But Surely a chair like that to malfunction must mean it properly didn't go through all the required tests.

    My chair is similar and now I'm gonna get visions of "Death By Chair!"

    me too i thought it was about a little kid being anal-ly rapped
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