Gee.. >.< the jokes are funny.. but why him anyway? The jokes kinda make him sound like the best guy in the world...
I heard a few...
-The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably
-Population in china boosted two fold nine months after Chuck Norris went visiting china
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
-Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
-They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody
-Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday
-Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.