Corrupt a Wish

Hey on another site we are all playing this game called Corrupt a Wish. Its a fun game and it got alot of posts on it so I thought everyone here would like to play it.
Ok heres how its played. When someonr makes a wish you grant it but add a little twist to it. Then you make your own wish.
Example: I wish my speakers worked.
Then the next person says " Granted, but the next day you blow them." Then make your own wish.

This is my wish.
I wish I could breath under water.

You can breathe under water but you won't be able to breathe in air :lol2:
I wish my workload would cut!

Sorry luv anime, but this isn't much of a topic or do we allow "game" threads here.

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