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    Re: Deserving of a Darwin Award?

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    Since he's still alive he doesn't qualify for the Darwin awards. If America's Dumbest Criminals was still on the air they would probably have had a special for him however.
    Actually, you do not have to die to win a Darwin Award.

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    Re: Deserving of a Darwin Award?

    Then what are the qualifications to win, I had heard you did.

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    Re: Deserving of a Darwin Award?

    Doing something quite unintelligent. It usually involves casualties but not always.

    e.g. One of the old winners was someone who tied a lot of balloons to his armchair and floated very high up in the air.
    Or someone who amputated his testicles because he lost a bet.
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    Re: Deserving of a Darwin Award?

    The rules:

    Reproduction
    Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile.
    Excellence
    Astounding misapplication of judgment.
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    Cause one's own demise.
    Maturity
    Capable of sound judgment.
    Veracity
    The event must be true.


    Well if his right one still functions, I guess that would only make him a mention still. But yeah, that definately would go down for America's Dumbest Criminals........How embarrassing would that have to be, to check yourself into the hospital? hehe....."so, how did you recieve your injury?"

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    Re: Deserving of a Darwin Award?

    I think another rule should be creativity; it's not like he's the first one ever to use his waistband as a holster and his groin as a target. I have to admit, though, the ingenious kidnapping plot does give him an edge.
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    Re: Deserving of a Darwin Award?

    Humm! nice question. I think that yes indeed the guy deserves the Darwin award because he showed us all a valuable lesson that we must never forget.

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    Re: Deserving of a Darwin Award?

    He deserves the award for shooting himself twice in a bungled kindapping plot over a freakin' sound system. It's the other two, who went along with the uniballer, who deserve the honorable mention.
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    Re: Deserving of a Darwin Award?

    Actually...I would say he very much qualifies for the darwin award. He cannot pass on his genes due to the destruction of his left testicle, so dead or not it he's out of the genepool.

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