Thread: Dumbest Questions Ever Asked

yea i was talking to this alumini from my high school and we were talking and i thought he was one of the most retared peopel in the school.

me:Hi, nice to meet you, are you here for the concert?
him:yes, i once went to this school
me: oh yea? cool i'm stiil in grade nine
him: is that so...
me: so when did you graduate?
him: about 1914 i think.....
me: you know the school was made in 1934.....
him: Did you go to thsi school you know a lot about it.....

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........ yes it was the most retared person i've ever met thank you for bringing this tread up because he pisses me off sometimes ........

1. When you are at the movies watching a movie and your friend asks you on a scene: Did you see that??

Me: noooooooo.... I pay $15 to come and stare at the roof....

2. Me: Someone stole my money!!!!!
friend: whom?

Don't you think if i knew i would be after him/her?

3. Me: I lost my pierce!!!!
Friend: where?

4. When you do something really obvious... i.e. you cut ur hair....
Friend: did you cut ur hair?
me: noooooooo.... it just fell in pieces.....

5. when a woman is obviously pregnant...
Friend: are you pregnant?
woman: nooooooooo.... I just ate a football.... and I am waiting 9 months to digest it....

6. you get home and:
Friend: are you here already?
you: noooo...I am still out..... This is just a figure of one of ur imaginary friends.....

7. When you goto a library....
Friend: what are you doing here...?
you: I came to smoke some weed and scratch my butt....
Or you are on a restaurant....
Friend: what are you doing here?
you: Oh nothing.... I just figure to come and check out the wall painting....

8. Or when you are with a cigarrete on ur hands obviously smoking....
Friend: are you smoking?
you: noooo.... I am inhaling and exhaling the smoke of this lil stick.... but smoking? nooo.... what made u think that???

omg yes!!!!!!!
i was talking to my cousin and she asked me this

jessica:chanel?
me:what?
jessica: how do you spell africa?
me:A-F-R-I-C-A
Jessica:is it a state?

The first day of school here on the US.... my bro and me were on the music class.... we were on the senior High.... we were wearing a normal outfit: jeanes and t-shirts....... a girl comes and asks us:

DO YOU dress like that in ur country??
we: noooo.... we use leaves and coconuts to cover our parts......

Another one!!!! I just remembered!!!!!!

girl from HS: So... where are you from?
we: from Costa Rica
girl: so what state of America (refering to the US) that belongs to, New Mexico?
we: huh??

Yes, but I don't really remember about the moronic questions he spoken or acted. Its something that fortunately I have forgotten. Even so, I still remember how people that sits close to him get low marks, we make fun of that by saying "If you're within the Andy radius, prepare to get low marks." So he was the scapegoat for anything stupid.

This is coming from some one with that experience. Luckily I became immune to the radius and got a high 80.

Originally Posted by lebasiara

1. When you are at the movies watching a movie and your friend asks you on a scene: Did you see that??

Me: noooooooo.... I pay $15 to come and stare at the roof....

2. Me: Someone stole my money!!!!!
friend: whom?

Don't you think if i knew i would be after him/her?

3. Me: I lost my pierce!!!!
Friend: where?

4. When you do something really obvious... i.e. you cut ur hair....
Friend: did you cut ur hair?
me: noooooooo.... it just fell in pieces.....

5. when a woman is obviously pregnant...
Friend: are you pregnant?
woman: nooooooooo.... I just ate a football.... and I am waiting 9 months to digest it....

6. you get home and:
Friend: are you here already?
you: noooo...I am still out..... This is just a figure of one of ur imaginary friends.....

7. When you goto a library....
Friend: what are you doing here...?
you: I came to smoke some weed and scratch my butt....
Or you are on a restaurant....
Friend: what are you doing here?
you: Oh nothing.... I just figure to come and check out the wall painting....

8. Or when you are with a cigarrete on ur hands obviously smoking....
Friend: are you smoking?
you: noooo.... I am inhaling and exhaling the smoke of this lil stick.... but smoking? nooo.... what made u think that???

i don't think those are stupid questions, i think she just want to make sure + what wrong with stating the obvious, i do it all the time for the soul purpose to make ppl like u act they way u do. its always funny to hear the sigh afterwards.

and stupid remarks, man really don't want to remember any of them. hear them all the time from the same person day in and out.. it worst than stating the obvious, it worst than anything i've ever known.

it a bit like this (p.s this is just an example.. didn't really have this convo.)

me: oh did u guys get out to the beach yesterday?

them: yea we did, caught some great waves, *person* got dumped by this huge wave.

me: did he cop a face full of sand?

them: yea mate, he completely face planted it

annoying person: i caught a big fish at the beach once.

everyone: ...................

but whats worst is the expresion this person has when he says it.. now if u don't get piss off with that u must be a saint or something.

You guys know how the tongue smilie is a : with a P right?? :P <== like this

Saw this at another forum where someone did this --> :d or :b wasn't exactly sure. Then the next post you saw someone ask, "omg, how did you do that upside down P???!!"