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Reply With QuoteOK i locked mt keys in my car and i asked my friend to help
1 me) can you help me get my keys out of my car
2 Jason) So where are your keys at thean?
LOL these are hilarious. I have one that everytime I think of stupid questions...it's got to be my sister.
We were sitting outside chili's one night, me, her and my boyfriend and a friend of his and she's off in la-la land somewhere while we're talking about helicopters taking off from a hospital roof or something of that nature. (hopsital was not anywhere for miles and neither was a helicopter) Well all she hears is "helicopter"
Sister: *head snaps up* "Where? Where's the helicopter?"
I don't know if that constitutes a dumb question but we've never let her live it down.
She's also asked "Why does a car with a "5th wheel" have 6 wheels?"
~Attempt the Impossible~
OK i locked mt keys in my car and i asked my friend to help
1 me) can you help me get my keys out of my car
2 Jason) So where are your keys at thean?
92% of teens moved to rap. I am one of the 8% rebelions
So I'm sitting at home, and my phone rings (not a cell phone, my home phone). It's my friend Matt who promptly asks, "Dude, where are you at?" WTF kind of question is that? So I say in reply, "Definetly not at home, if that's what you're thinkin'. I'm just in a house that looks EXACTLY like mine; inside and out!"
Last night, there was a huge hail storm, so a bunch of my friends and I decided to go outside and have a hail fight--chunks of hail as round as nickels or quarters--and I get nailed in the shoulder from a chunk that came from the sky. I go running back indoors in slight pain; my nephew comes running at me, "did you get hit with hail?" No Dre, I just got hit by a car! WTF??
wow.Originally Posted by Hassun
I once told my little sister, "look! A dead bird!" as I was pointing up towards the sky. She said, "where?!"
I'm afraid I'm stupid on this one too, because I don't get this...wow.
I once told my little sister, "look! A dead bird!" as I was pointing up towards the sky. She said, "where?!"
first of all why is there a dead bird in the sky?? second the sky's pretty big...pretty normal to ask where
'Cause you give me something / That makes me scared, alright / This could be nothing / But I'm willing to give it a try / Please give me something
'Cause someday I might call you from my heart
Well that is the joke- there can't be a dead bird in the sky (dead birds usualy fall on the ground), she was joking and her sister didn't understand it.Actually I think such things have happened with me to (sometimes my brain works too slow to react). Fix me if I'm wrong White Wolf!
I think another one of the dumbest quetions I've ever heard had to be, "Why are you limping? Are you hurt?" No, idiot, I just like to walk like this because I'm a pimp in training. >_<
Why would someone look up to the sky to find a dead bird?
Think about that one, pyoro.
Think long, and hard.
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