Well only if you put another question mark in front of your last sentence, Wolf, it would be a dumb question as well.
Well only if you put another question mark in front of your last sentence, Wolf, it would be a dumb question as well.
Here's one from after watching a James Bond movie:
Friend #1: If a woman who sleeps with a bunch of men is a whore, what is a man who sleeps with a bunch of women?
Friend #2: A Mormon.
(No offense. She said this with a perfectly straight face.)
More:
"If you expect the unexpected, wouldn't the unexpected be expected?"
"If you are on a concord at full speed can you hear the engines?" (Because Concords go faster than the speed of sound.)
"When it rains why dont sheep shrink?"
A personal one of mine:
"Why are they called 'lisps' when the people who have them can't pronounce it? Shouldn't it be 'lithp?'"
The most idoitic question i have ever asked is what day it is when im looking at a celender. i did it today at 11:00.
were u buy your boobs .......
why do i have to like my bro/sis
ect u know what i mean
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