Ever do anything epic?

I once found a picture and decided to do a ruling 34 on it, that was epic indeed :laugh:

I entered a psycho ward with naked people, paraplegics and found out I was schizo. I then sold my paintings and got disability payments to pay for a hedonistic lifestyle

I've made almost ever self defacing tourette's syndrome joke you could ever imagine, and still have self respect. THAT is epic in my book.

i don't think i've actually done something epic... I might have but i highly doubt it.. Then again at my old high school I was being a pain and decided to spray paint F*ck U onto a tee shirt.. ended up getting expelled but the next day I got a call from Mary saying that everyone did it the next day but they couldn't expel everyone for it so they just let it go. So i guess.. in a way.. it was epic.. i think.. maybe.. depends on how you look at it.

i once did something epic... more like epic failure.....i decided to empty a can of aerosol in the toilet... and throw a match in it...and i was a little bit to close.... next thing i know.. i was half bald and i had no eyebrows

I wouldn't really know, that something you'd have to tell me. View my art and tell me whether it's epic or not.

Well, when I was 4, I verbally tore Tommy Lasorda (the infamously bad-tempered manager of the Los Angeles Dodgers) a structurally superfluous new behind for trying to take my Blockbuster Bowl hat. I still have that hat to this day. I wonder if he remembers me.

I am not sure if this counts but when I was 2 years old my dad was building a house for
my mom as a present and he heard a sawing noise, over and over again. Somehow I
got on the roof of the house and started sawing the roof off, I wanted to help.