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    Funny Jokes and Joke stories

    Heres one from a friend,

    Shut the door and take off your pants and get on top of me and do what you gotta do to satisfy your needs

    Love, The Toilet.

    and here's a another one I got from somebody

    Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town after a few drinks, the end up at the local brothel.

    The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed, I'm no wasting two of my girl on them, they won't even know the difference."

    The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.

    As they are walking home the first man says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!"

    "Dead!?" says his friend, "why would you say that?"

    "Well, she never moved or made a sound, all the time I was loving her"

    His friend says, "I think mine is a witch"

    "A witch?, why the hell would you say that?"

    "Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and I flew out the window.

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    Re: Funny Jokes and Joke stories

    i love you too toilet

    Hmm... Jokes jokes jokes... i think i have one riddle joke...

    - Lets say you went for camping with a group of friends.. Then a few days later you found a drop of human crap (well you know how it looks like ) very near to the camping site... :/ (still fresh...)

    The camping group has both girls and boys... and you'd want to investigate the cockoo head who crap there... so... in order to cut down the suspects... you can divide the category into girl's crap or boy's crap.. The problem is.. how do you know that the crap is produced by either a girl or a boy...

    (try think of it before looking )
    answer:
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    Re: Funny Jokes and Joke stories

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