here's the deal you'll read and you'll laugh
THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
_________________________
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
_________________________
Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
__________________________
Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
__________________________
I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
___________________________
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
____________________________
As the days go by,
I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
_____________________________
Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
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Happy birthday!
You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
_____________________________
We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
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So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.
______________________________
(don't take some of them or all of them personal)
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"Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
ouch... @.@ xD
"Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband"
I hope im not the husband :rolleyes1:
"I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you."
:laugh: oh yea... :laugh:
"Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)"
i dont get this 1... any1 explain? :p
"We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?"
Thats... not funny... :( wasting a relationship... ~.~ :p
Re: here's the deal you'll read and you'll laugh
THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
o.o the poor kitty.. TT_TT
_________________________
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
Well that's comforting...
_________________________
I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
oh... that's just cold... lol
___________________________
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
o.o my my my.... that's ... yeah.. i need one of those.. well.. about a dozen....
____________________________
So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.
o.O... that's messed.. lol but funny. ^-^
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Sorry, but this is just a list thread. They were funny though.
